This is the love apartment

Chapter 43 Tianyi is lying on the bed happily, Madan, I'm such a clever little ghost!

"Tianyi!" Tianyi had just opened the door of 3602 when he saw Guan Gu and Meijia standing in front of him with their hands on their hips, with strange smiles on their faces.

"..." Tianyi took a step back in horror, "What do you want to do!!"

"It's nothing." Guan Gu smiled at Tianyi, "I just want you to taste... the, uh, delicious food you cooked. Meijia!"

"Okay!" Meijia quickly ran back to the kitchen, and under Tianyi's horrified eyes, brought out a pot of boiling soup.

"Good afternoon!" Ya Ya jumped out from behind Tian Yi, showing a sweet smile to the two of them.

"Yaya, you're here!" Meijia pushed the pot into Guan Gu's hand, and welcomed Yaya into the room.

Guan Gu smiled politely at Yaya, put the soup pot on the coffee table, and then looked at Tianyi calmly.

"This is... the soup you cooked?" Ya Ya looked at the strange object in the pot that had solidified into a semi-solid due to cooling, and looked at Tian Yi.

"Uh," Tian Yi patted his head in embarrassment, "It's just a little accident..."

"What's wrong?" Zhan Bo looked at Zi Qiao, who was holding him back, with a confused expression.

"Wait, let's see the situation first." Zi Qiao pulled Zhan Bo behind him and taught, "Before Tian Yi disposes of that pot of soup, you and I are in danger of food poisoning at any time."

"It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Zhan Bo laughed dryly.

"Oh, you are so naive!" Zi Qiao glanced at Zhan Bo disdainfully, "You will never know what is mixed in the food made by Tian Yi."

Zi Qiao seemed to think of something, and his body trembled slightly: "Hiss~ It's just too scary!"

"Huh?" Zhan Bo still felt unbelievable.

"Uh, to put it another way, what do you think of Yifei's egg fried rice?" Ziqiao calmed down and thought for a while, then asked.

"My sister's fried rice with eggs?" Zhan Bo pondered for a while, "Except for eating Dao's hair and the occasional fake nails, the taste is still good."

"Yes, that's right, if Yifei's fried rice with eggs is a dark dish, then Tianyi's dishes are... dark dark dishes! Not only ugly, but also unpalatable!" Ziqiao raised a finger, "Listen! From my experience of testing Tianyi's dishes many times, if a piece of meat looks cooked, then there must be a large piece of it that is raw, and most of it is bloodshot."

"Is it so scary?" Zhan Bo shivered.

"And... it's hard for you to tell if he added any strange things in it... to make it... his so-called medicinal diet!" Zi Qiao's face clearly showed a hint of palpitation.

"How do you know so clearly?" Zhan Bo blinked and asked.

"Remember the steak last time?" Zi Qiao shrugged.

"The one that gave you diarrhea for three days?" Zhan Bo asked.

"Yes, do you know what Tianyi told me at the time?" Ziqiao said to himself, "He told me that this steak can not only protect the stomach, but also moisten the intestines... that day I I happened to be a little constipated, so I ate it."

"And then?" Zhan Bo looked at Zi Qiao expectantly.

"Then I had diarrhea...I didn't know until later that Tian Yi added half a jar of laxatives to the steak when cooking the so-called laxative medicinal diet..."

"..." Zhan Bo was dumbfounded.

"Squeak~" Tianyi came out from 3602 with a garbage bag in his hand, looked at the two of them and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing here?"

"We... are discussing... what are the benefits of taking more laxatives, aren't we, Zhanbo?" Ziqiao paused for a moment, and then looked at Zhanbo.

"Ah... yes!" Zhan Bo nodded, and then realized that he stared at Zi Qiao with wide eyes.

"What? Take more laxatives? It's no good..." Tian Yi glanced at the two of them strangely, patted Joe with his free hand, and looked at him contemptuously, "Young man, be restrained, don't mess around with laxatives and wind." Oil or something."

"Huh?? What and what?" Ziqiao looked at Tianyi inexplicably, and then looked at Tianyi angrily, "Then why did you put so much laxative in your cooking last time?"

"That time with the steak?" Tian Yi smiled, "Didn't you say you were constipated? Besides, I didn't use laxatives."

"What is that?" Zi Qiao was stunned.

"The health care product in your room, Qiao's Magic Pill..." Tian Yi smiled.

"..." Ziqiao began to change the subject, "By the way, Tianyi, what are you talking about?"

"The soup I cooked..." Tian Yi looked annoyed, "Ya Ya asked me to throw it away, and I was explicitly forbidden to cook again."

"Phew...it's finally safe!" Zi Qiao let out a long sigh of relief, patted Zhan Bo on the shoulder, and walked into the room.

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"Are you really not going to live here today?" Tian Yi asked, looking at Ya Ya's smiling face.

"Well, there are a lot of things to do this weekend, and it's almost October. After the National Day, I should find a company for an internship. Well, I plan... to move here, so I have to make an application for leaving school when I go back." Ya Ya buckled the seat belt on the passenger seat, and stroked Tian Yi's hair.

"Yeah." Tianyi nodded, and then realized, "You're moving here!"

"That's right!" Ya Ya nodded playfully, "Okay, let's drive, otherwise the access control time will pass soon."

"Okay." Tianyi buckled up his seat belt, started the car, and set off.

3602:

"I'm starving, I'm starving, Meijia! Is there anything to eat?" Zi Qiao opened the door and walked in, lying on the sofa like a salted fish. It took a while to remember that she broke up with Meijia, and It doesn't look like there are people in the house...

"..." Zi Qiao sighed, got up from the sofa, and was about to check if there was anything ready to eat in the refrigerator.

"Hey!" Zi Qiao took out a bowl full of soup from the refrigerator in surprise, "I knew it! They should have kept this specially for me, right?"

After a while, Ziqiao sat on the dining table, rubbing his hands with spoons and chopsticks, and in front of him was the hot soup that had been heated in the microwave.

"Hmm... um?" Ziqiao took a sip of the soup and smacked her lips, "This taste is a little bit weak...it doesn't look like it's made by Meijia...could it be Guan Gu?"

From the soup, I picked up chopsticks and put some dish into my mouth, and chewed it, "This meat is fish...there is no other fish in the house, um, it is silver cod from Guan Gu's collection...the fish is all there." It’s overcooked, is it Guan Gu’s new dish?”

As time went by, Ziqiao ate fungus, radish, and enoki mushrooms from the soup... While the hunger gradually disappeared, the mixed taste of the ingredients came out in his mouth.

"..." Ziqiao suddenly thought of a terrible thing. This soup could not be... the pot that Tianyi cooked at noon!

"Hmm..." Zi Qiao suddenly felt nauseated, and under Zi Qiao's psychological influence, the mixed fishy smell of silver cod and so on was gradually amplified.

"His great aunt~" Tian Yi opened the door and walked in, only to find that Zi Qiao was struggling on the table, with a bare empty bowl in front of her.

"Zi Qiao?" Tian Yi poked Zi Qiao, "Did you drink the soup I cooked? How does it taste?"

"Help... ambulance... car..." Ziqiao struggled to utter a few words, and collapsed on the table unconscious.

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"Guan Gu, how is Zi Qiao?" Tian Yi woke up in the morning and found Guan Gu who had returned from visiting Zi Qiao in the hospital.

"How should I put it..." Guan Gu struggled for a while, and told Tianyi the truth, "Zi Qiao's illness is very difficult, in the doctor's words it is called 'food poisoning caused by mental disorder', the doctor suggested that he should not let him eat food in the future. weird stuff……"

"What's a strange thing?!" Tianyi retorted angrily, "That's the work I worked so hard to make!"

"Then show me what you eat..." Guan Gu looked at Tian Yi calmly.

"..." Tianyi coughed, "I think so too, isn't this the quilt Joe's drunk?"

"Okay, Tianyi." Guan Gu comforted, "Even if you don't cook, you can still do other things."

"For example?...wait a minute." Tianyi wrinkled his nose in doubt, "Guan Gu, do you smell something burning?"

"Is there?" Guan Gu sniffed it carefully, then looked at Tianyi, "You won't be secretly using the kitchen again, are you?"

"..." Tianyi was speechless, "I just woke up okay?"

"Yesterday you just woke up and cooked a pot of dark food that sent Zi Qiao to the hospital..." Guan Gu shook his head, then looked at his room, "This smell... seems to come from my room? "

"You didn't pull out the electric blanket?" Tian Yi looked at Guan Gu strangely.

"How could it be!" Guan Gu immediately retorted, "Did you use an electric blanket on such a hot day?"

"Wait... Guan Gu, did you hear any sound coming from your room?" Tian Yi heard a strange voice and looked at Guan Gu.

"Wait... I'll go and have a look." Guan Gu also felt strange.

"Wait a minute, take this." Tianyi pulled out a rolling pin from under the sofa and handed it to Guan Gu.

"..." Guan Gu looked at the rolling pin in his hand in shock, "Where did you take it out!"

"Never mind these details!" Tian Yi waved his hand, pulled out a second rolling pin from the other side of the sofa, and tiptoed to Guan Gu's gate.

"I'll count to three, let's go in together." Tian Yi said to Guan Gu while holding the doorknob.

"En." Guan Gu raised the rolling pin to his head and replied.

"One~two~three~" Tianyi opened the door and rushed in with Guan Gu.

"Monster! Where are you going!" Tian Yi waved the rolling pin.

then……

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"What are you doing!"

"Meijia! Why are you!" Guan Gu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "What are you doing here so early in the morning?"

"Help you iron your pants!" Meijia said as a matter of course, then looked at Tianyi, "Tianyi, you woke up so early! And what are you doing with my rolling pin?"

"Is this rolling pin yours?" Guan Gu looked at Mijia suspiciously.

"Yes, I bought the third one this month. The first two disappeared in the kitchen for no reason. Where did you find them?" Meijia took the rolling pin away from the two of them, and looked at them suspiciously. .

"..." Tian Yi saw that the two of them gradually turned their eyes to him, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Tianyi had an idea and yawned, "I got up too early today, I'll go back to sleep and see you later, hehe...hehe..."

Then, under the watchful eyes of the two, Tian Yi calmly left Guan Gu's room, and reminded Guan Gu: "Your trousers are going to rise soon..." He closed the door without hesitation.

Tianyi was lying on the bed happily, "Damn, I'm such a clever little ghost!"

(End of this chapter)