This is the love apartment

Chapter 74 Xiaoxian's eyes widened...Did I change...or did the times change? !

"So...you guys weren't talking about anything indescribable just now?" Ya Ya tapped her lips with her index finger, suddenly realizing it in confusion.

"Nonsense," Xiao Xian rolled his eyes at everyone, then fixed his eyes on Xin Ling, "Is this your classmate?"

"Well," Yaya nodded, "This is my roommate and best friend, Xinling."

"The one who looks like a big sister is Yifei," Yaya introduced everyone in the apartment to Xinling, "The one who is so cheap is Zeng Xiaoxian."

"..." Xiaoxian stared at Yaya dissatisfiedly after hearing Yaya's description.

"The tall one is called Guan Gu Miracle, a manga artist from Japan." Ya Ya looked at Guan Gu, ""Love Three-legged Cat" is his work."

"It's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Guan Gu bowed towards Xinling.

"This is Zhanbo, a computer genius."

"Hi~" Zhanbo waved to Xinling.

"This is Wanyu, this is Meijia, and they are all my good friends~" Yaya took Meijia and Wanyu's arms.

"Nice to meet you!" Wan Yu stretched out her other hand towards Xinling.

"This..." Ya Ya looked at Zi Qiao.

"I've checked my eyes, you're me..." Of course Ziqiao wouldn't wait for Yaya to introduce herself foolishly, she took a step forward, put on a charming smile, and stretched out her hand towards Xinling politely.

"Don't talk about Lu Ziqiao!" Yaya shook Lu Ziqiao's hand away, "Xinling ignores him, he's just a pervert, Lu Ziqiao, I warn you! Don't try to trick Xinling, she is not in good health!"

"OKOK!" Zi Qiao withdrew her hand embarrassingly.

"This is Lu Ziqiao, the number one bastard in our apartment." Meijia added on the side.

"Hey!" Ziqiao turned around and yelled at Meijia, "Don't lose face in front of the new classmates, okay?"

"Hmm..." Yifei thought for a while, then pointed at Ziqiao with her index finger, "You have to practice a new trumpet, Lu Xiaobu has already been wanted by the bar downstairs."

"When did it happen? Why didn't I know?" Zi Qiao was confused.

"It just happened in the past few days," Yifei took out a piece of paper from his bag and handed it to Ziqiao.

"Lv Xiaobu and dogs are not allowed to enter?!" Zi Qiao was shocked.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha!" Yifei couldn't help laughing.

Meijia and Wanyu's faces also revealed the joy of a successful prank.

"Okay, Zi Qiao, this is what Yi Fei took out to deceive you!" Xiaoxian patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder, "But if you continue to indulge in sex like this, it's really uncertain."

"That's good." Zi Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, but obviously he didn't listen to Zeng Xiaoxian's words.

"By the way, what did you just say?" Tian Yi took a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and looked at everyone.

"A certain hot chicken host is telling us about his [-]th episode tomorrow." Yifei didn't miss the chance to hit Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Where did we talk just now?" Tian Yi sipped his coke, "About his mysterious guest... Or did we talk about him three hours ahead of tomorrow's show?"

"Really? Teacher Zeng?" Wan Yu looked at Xiaoxian in amazement, "Your show is going to be on prime time!"

"That's it!" Xiaoxian raised his head proudly, "It was the leader who discovered my talent!"

"Your leader..." Yifei leaned on the sofa with his hands folded on his chest, "My brain is broken..."

"Then what do you mean by 'famous prostitute'?" Tian Yi just stood outside the door... obviously did not hear Xiao Xian's explanation.

"It's not a famous prostitute! It's a famous record! A famous record!" Xiao Xian went crazy, "Report! Record!"

"..." Tianyi took a sip of Coke, hesitated for a moment, and said quietly, "Is there any difference between the two?"

"It's 'Famous Records'!" Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and explained, "A well-known reporter!"

"Oh!!" Tianyi suddenly realized.

"I heard Lisa said that she is still a man of the hour." Xiaoxian sat down on the sofa again.

"Character?" Zi Qiao froze for a moment, "Nie Feng? Or Bu Jingyun?"

"'Character of the Wind and Cloud'?" Apparently, Guan Gu has learned this idiom recently, "Isn't it a metaphor for a rapidly changing situation and environment, and refers to a person who can influence the overall situation with his words and deeds?"

"Look, Guan Gu is more knowledgeable than you!" Xiao Xian gave Zi Qiao a look.

"Thank you," Guan Gu nodded with a smile, then froze for a moment, "Why does this compliment sound so awkward?"

"I heard from Lisa... this beautiful woman was recently nominated for a Pulitzer Prize!" Xiaoxian continued.

"Pulitzer?" Zi Qiao's IQ was obviously off the line again, "Isn't that a tire brand?"

"..." Tianyi looked at Ziqiao with caring eyes, and touched Ziqiao's head, "Pulitzer is an international news award."

"Really? What's that tire called?" Zi Qiao blinked.

"What you said... probably..." Zhan Bo thought for a while, "Plymos?"

"Plymus?" Zi Qiao was stunned again, "Isn't that a university?"

"That's Princeton!" Wan Yu patted her forehead and said helplessly.

"Princeton" Zi Qiao was stunned again, "Isn't that a magic school in Harry Potter?"

"I guess...that's Slytherin." Yifei thought for a while, and spoke with some uncertainty.

"..." Xinling who stood aside felt that he couldn't get on with everyone's thinking, so he blinked helplessly, and then pulled Yaya.

"It's okay," Yaya reassured, "This is a normal routine in the apartment, just get used to it."

"..." Xinling blinked her eyes, her attention was once again distracted by the crowd.

"Slytherin?" Zi Qiao thought for a while, and suddenly realized, "That's right! It's Slytherin!"

Xiao Xian looked at Zi Qiao, and opened his mouth wide in surprise... A trace of doubt came to his mind: How did he get so many little sisters? !

"Oh~" Zi Qiao patted the sofa, "I have to store so many things in my mind, it's normal for my memory to be confused!"

"Can you remember all this?" Yifei snorted coldly, "Then what's on your mind now?"

"Let me see..." Zi Qiao suddenly looked at the ceiling with dull eyes, "Ashe.ASF, Caitlyn.MOV/.QT, Luxanna.AVI"

"..." Tianyi applauded, "It's a wolf..."

"What's wrong?" Meijia looked at Ziqiao in disgust, then turned to Tianyi, wondering.

"It's nothing, just feeling emotional..." Tianyi shook his head, "Maybe one day Joe will be hacked to death by some exhibitionist with a big knife when he goes out, or...he will be hammered to death by some brother with a hammer and cannon, If you survive by luck...or maybe you will be chased to death by a sister with a big sword?"

"..." Meijia looked at Tianyi steadfastly, and then realized that she was overjoyed, "That's right! Maybe it's really possible!"

"Meijia, what are you doing?" Yifei called out to Meijia who was about to rush out excitedly.

"Burning incense!" Meijia took it for granted, "Maybe one day Lu Ziqiao did something that both humans and gods would hate, did it really happen?"

"..." Listening to everyone's comments, Xiaoxian's eyes widened...Did I change...or did the times change? !

Why can't I understand what they are saying? !
"Hey! Off topic, okay?!" Xiaoxian roared with a dark face.

"Isn't it normal to have crooked buildings?" Tian Yi patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder, "Calm down, Teacher Zeng."

"But you guys... have already crooked to Mars!" Xiaoxian frantically swung his arms.

"Ahem..." Tianyi coughed lightly, "Where did we talk just now?"

"Talking about that Pulitzer guest!" Xiaoxian's face became more and more ugly.

"Then what's the background of your guest?" Ya Ya asked curiously.

"Hey, she's also a guest writer for National Geographic!" Xiaoxian explained with a smile.

"Geography?" Zi Qiao came out again and swiped his sense of presence. "Geography is the most annoying thing for me in the exam! What about free fall! Acceleration! Centrifugal force! Oh, a set of formulas... tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

Everyone was stunned by Zi Qiao's words.

"Is that physics?" Xinling blinked and whispered in Yaya's ear.

Hmm... Xinling's voice was extremely clear in the quiet environment.

"..." Everyone froze for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"..." Zi Qiao, who was laughing, looked up at the ceiling depressedly.

(End of this chapter)