Rebirth of Business Domination of the Two Worlds
Chapter 124 Final Exam
Chapter 124 Final Exam
On July 7th, Mo Mo had an important matter to do.
Final exam!
If he fails the exam, he has to go back to school.
This is a very helpless thing, his mother strongly requested and called him many times.At this point, Mo Mo has no human rights and is powerless to resist.
Life is like being raped by someone. If you are powerless to resist, you can only enjoy it with your eyes closed.
Of course, this metaphor is fallacious, and everyone's bottom line is different.
Mo Mo is different, even if he is powerless to resist, he still needs to disgust the enemy like a cuttlefish.
Of course, her mother is not an enemy. In the final analysis, she still has to endure the boring process of the exam silently, even if there is no pleasure in torturing elementary school students.
When he and his sister were malnourished, they developed late and went to school late. At his age, he should be in the sixth grade, or even the first grade of junior high school, not the fifth grade.
In the morning, Mo Mo and the little fat man walked around the wall outside the elementary school together.
Mo Mo looked at the black-and-white propaganda slogan on the outer wall, and made him laugh after reading it: "'It is the responsibility of our village cadres to make every villager pregnant with a second child!' Little fat man, who wrote it? Slogan?"
"I don't know, I think the village leaders of our village are quite responsible." The little fatty Mo Baobao didn't understand why, and replied directly.
"Oh!" Mo Mo was speechless, if a joke is not understood by others, it is really not a joke, it is too boring.
When Mo Mo came to the classroom, a group of friends saw him and came forward to say hello and ask questions. If the teacher hadn't entered the door and yawned, these elementary school students probably didn't want to take the exam.
Chinese is tested in the morning, and mathematics is tested in the afternoon. The number of students is small, and the scores can be issued on the same day.
Originally a very simple test, Mo Mo finished the first part of the test paper in a hurry, but the Chinese test required writing a composition of more than 150 words. The topic was "Good People and Good Deeds", which required innovation.
Mo Mo suddenly felt entangled. It's better to write eight hundred words, but it's not easy to write with fewer words, but if you want to write too much, there is not enough blank space on the paper.
Mo Mo bit the pen holder, thinking over and over how to write better, suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, he laughed, and started to write.
"Hey, there's a little water!"
Twenty minutes later, Mo Mo finished his composition. He originally planned to write more than 10 words, but he couldn't control it and wrote hundreds of words.If it is not finished, the plot of the story will not be complete. It is estimated that the police uncle will come to the door.
Seeing that it was almost time, Mo Mo handed in the exam paper.He took the math test in the afternoon, and he quickly finished it. It was the shortest test in his life, and he didn't copy the answers so quickly.
There were only a dozen students in the class. After the math test, the Chinese score in the morning came out in a short while.
In the principal's office, the Chinese teacher showed Mo Mo's test paper to the principal.
"Principal, I think this composition is too off topic, so I can only get 0 points!" The Chinese teacher couldn't hold back his mind, so he came to ask the principal himself.Everyone at school knew that the principal was Mo Mo's uncle, and Mo Mo was a special child.
"Well, let me take a look first." Mo Hua took the test paper and read it seriously. After reading it for a while, he spit out the tea from his mouth and cursed secretly: This kid!
Mo Hua yawned deliberately, but still read in a low voice.
"Theme "Money""
"Today, I picked up 100 yuan on the side of the road, should I pick it up, or should I not pick it up?
I pondered for a long time, what if it was fake money, wouldn't it be a waste of money, but I racked my brains and finally picked it up.
I picked it up and saw, oops, it's really real money!
As a good boy, I should give the money to the police uncle, but I think the scene of the crime is a bit weird.
I smelled the money, and there was a smell of alcohol. It seemed to be Erguotou, or from Niulanshan. It was definitely a ten-year pure brew, and it also had a strong smell of smoke. It has a particularly strong smell of a man.
The locals don’t drink Erguotou, so the owner should be from other places;
On the ground at the scene, the front and rear footprints were separated by 86 cm, 67 cm, 89 cm, and 68 cm. One was long and the other was short, and the footprints were evenly distributed, indicating that he was a cripple rather than drunk. It was also estimated that the height was about 178 cm. The footprints were light at the front and heavy at the back. He is too fat, with a footprint depth of 3 cm and an estimated weight of 235 catties.
What kind of emergency caused the owner to lose the money? I looked up and saw that there was a hotel nearby. The 100 yuan must be money for whoring, having sex after drinking, and smoking afterwards. High, or not spent at all.
If I hand over the money, the owner will definitely buy cigarettes and alcohol, I will harm him, and maybe there will be a few more orphans.In the end, I handed over the money to the police uncle and told him the clues by the way.A few days later, I got a reward of 1 yuan.To my surprise, the culprit turned out to be..."
There were only a few hundred words, and Mo Hua read it very quickly, but the plot took him a long time to recall, and he re-read it several times. He didn't write it out, which made him worry too much.
Too much information!
"Comment: You know too much, children shouldn't drink and smoke, and who is the prisoner?" The full score for the composition was 10 points, but Mo Mo's composition points were all deducted, and the final total score was 90 points.
The principal, Mo Hua, took another puff of cigarette, tapped Mo Mo's test paper, and laughed without holding back, and said to the Chinese teacher: "Just change it like that, and you don't need to take care of him. It should be zero or zero. Make a copy of the test paper." , keep it."
Mo Hua thought for a while, thinking, such a profound composition, it is not bad to take it out to relieve boredom when bored.
Mo Hua asked his nephew to come over. After seeing Mo Mo enter the office, he showed him his Chinese test paper. When Mo Mo saw the total score, he was very dissatisfied. Seeing that the composition got 0 points, he was full of anger.
"Principal, it's so unfair. Why does the language teacher deduct points for my essay? It's obviously a self-proposed question. I wrote enough words. I'm still a good person and a good deed. The sentences are fluent, and the content is absolutely unconventional. I don't get 11 points, but I get at least 8 points." [-] points!" Mo Mo's face was filled with righteous indignation, and his immature face was flushed red with anger, this was really unfair, and he had to argue.
Mo Mo took the test paper, and used a red ballpoint pen to circle a zero under the zero egg in the composition. The 0 point became 8 points, and the total score was also circled with a zero, and 90 points became 98 points.If it wasn't easy to change it to 100 points, he would definitely change 90 points to 100 points.
Mo Mo held up the test paper, very satisfied with his masterpiece, and snapped his fingers.
With a score of 90 in Chinese, most of them are ordered to go to school by their mothers; with a score of more than 95, it is a safety line, and they are the first in the class. Of course, it is not cool to be the first in primary school.
At the same time, it must be higher than his sister's score of 191 in the test, otherwise she will definitely despise her when she goes home.
Letting him sit in a classroom with a group of kids is more terrifying than being in prison. Although he has never been in prison, it is definitely more uncomfortable than being a single dog. He has "enjoyed" this feeling for 30 years in his previous life.
Mo Hua didn't say much after seeing his nephew's behavior. It didn't matter if the little guy went to school or not. He cared more about another matter, and asked, "Uncle, who is that prisoner?"
(End of this chapter)
On July 7th, Mo Mo had an important matter to do.
Final exam!
If he fails the exam, he has to go back to school.
This is a very helpless thing, his mother strongly requested and called him many times.At this point, Mo Mo has no human rights and is powerless to resist.
Life is like being raped by someone. If you are powerless to resist, you can only enjoy it with your eyes closed.
Of course, this metaphor is fallacious, and everyone's bottom line is different.
Mo Mo is different, even if he is powerless to resist, he still needs to disgust the enemy like a cuttlefish.
Of course, her mother is not an enemy. In the final analysis, she still has to endure the boring process of the exam silently, even if there is no pleasure in torturing elementary school students.
When he and his sister were malnourished, they developed late and went to school late. At his age, he should be in the sixth grade, or even the first grade of junior high school, not the fifth grade.
In the morning, Mo Mo and the little fat man walked around the wall outside the elementary school together.
Mo Mo looked at the black-and-white propaganda slogan on the outer wall, and made him laugh after reading it: "'It is the responsibility of our village cadres to make every villager pregnant with a second child!' Little fat man, who wrote it? Slogan?"
"I don't know, I think the village leaders of our village are quite responsible." The little fatty Mo Baobao didn't understand why, and replied directly.
"Oh!" Mo Mo was speechless, if a joke is not understood by others, it is really not a joke, it is too boring.
When Mo Mo came to the classroom, a group of friends saw him and came forward to say hello and ask questions. If the teacher hadn't entered the door and yawned, these elementary school students probably didn't want to take the exam.
Chinese is tested in the morning, and mathematics is tested in the afternoon. The number of students is small, and the scores can be issued on the same day.
Originally a very simple test, Mo Mo finished the first part of the test paper in a hurry, but the Chinese test required writing a composition of more than 150 words. The topic was "Good People and Good Deeds", which required innovation.
Mo Mo suddenly felt entangled. It's better to write eight hundred words, but it's not easy to write with fewer words, but if you want to write too much, there is not enough blank space on the paper.
Mo Mo bit the pen holder, thinking over and over how to write better, suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, he laughed, and started to write.
"Hey, there's a little water!"
Twenty minutes later, Mo Mo finished his composition. He originally planned to write more than 10 words, but he couldn't control it and wrote hundreds of words.If it is not finished, the plot of the story will not be complete. It is estimated that the police uncle will come to the door.
Seeing that it was almost time, Mo Mo handed in the exam paper.He took the math test in the afternoon, and he quickly finished it. It was the shortest test in his life, and he didn't copy the answers so quickly.
There were only a dozen students in the class. After the math test, the Chinese score in the morning came out in a short while.
In the principal's office, the Chinese teacher showed Mo Mo's test paper to the principal.
"Principal, I think this composition is too off topic, so I can only get 0 points!" The Chinese teacher couldn't hold back his mind, so he came to ask the principal himself.Everyone at school knew that the principal was Mo Mo's uncle, and Mo Mo was a special child.
"Well, let me take a look first." Mo Hua took the test paper and read it seriously. After reading it for a while, he spit out the tea from his mouth and cursed secretly: This kid!
Mo Hua yawned deliberately, but still read in a low voice.
"Theme "Money""
"Today, I picked up 100 yuan on the side of the road, should I pick it up, or should I not pick it up?
I pondered for a long time, what if it was fake money, wouldn't it be a waste of money, but I racked my brains and finally picked it up.
I picked it up and saw, oops, it's really real money!
As a good boy, I should give the money to the police uncle, but I think the scene of the crime is a bit weird.
I smelled the money, and there was a smell of alcohol. It seemed to be Erguotou, or from Niulanshan. It was definitely a ten-year pure brew, and it also had a strong smell of smoke. It has a particularly strong smell of a man.
The locals don’t drink Erguotou, so the owner should be from other places;
On the ground at the scene, the front and rear footprints were separated by 86 cm, 67 cm, 89 cm, and 68 cm. One was long and the other was short, and the footprints were evenly distributed, indicating that he was a cripple rather than drunk. It was also estimated that the height was about 178 cm. The footprints were light at the front and heavy at the back. He is too fat, with a footprint depth of 3 cm and an estimated weight of 235 catties.
What kind of emergency caused the owner to lose the money? I looked up and saw that there was a hotel nearby. The 100 yuan must be money for whoring, having sex after drinking, and smoking afterwards. High, or not spent at all.
If I hand over the money, the owner will definitely buy cigarettes and alcohol, I will harm him, and maybe there will be a few more orphans.In the end, I handed over the money to the police uncle and told him the clues by the way.A few days later, I got a reward of 1 yuan.To my surprise, the culprit turned out to be..."
There were only a few hundred words, and Mo Hua read it very quickly, but the plot took him a long time to recall, and he re-read it several times. He didn't write it out, which made him worry too much.
Too much information!
"Comment: You know too much, children shouldn't drink and smoke, and who is the prisoner?" The full score for the composition was 10 points, but Mo Mo's composition points were all deducted, and the final total score was 90 points.
The principal, Mo Hua, took another puff of cigarette, tapped Mo Mo's test paper, and laughed without holding back, and said to the Chinese teacher: "Just change it like that, and you don't need to take care of him. It should be zero or zero. Make a copy of the test paper." , keep it."
Mo Hua thought for a while, thinking, such a profound composition, it is not bad to take it out to relieve boredom when bored.
Mo Hua asked his nephew to come over. After seeing Mo Mo enter the office, he showed him his Chinese test paper. When Mo Mo saw the total score, he was very dissatisfied. Seeing that the composition got 0 points, he was full of anger.
"Principal, it's so unfair. Why does the language teacher deduct points for my essay? It's obviously a self-proposed question. I wrote enough words. I'm still a good person and a good deed. The sentences are fluent, and the content is absolutely unconventional. I don't get 11 points, but I get at least 8 points." [-] points!" Mo Mo's face was filled with righteous indignation, and his immature face was flushed red with anger, this was really unfair, and he had to argue.
Mo Mo took the test paper, and used a red ballpoint pen to circle a zero under the zero egg in the composition. The 0 point became 8 points, and the total score was also circled with a zero, and 90 points became 98 points.If it wasn't easy to change it to 100 points, he would definitely change 90 points to 100 points.
Mo Mo held up the test paper, very satisfied with his masterpiece, and snapped his fingers.
With a score of 90 in Chinese, most of them are ordered to go to school by their mothers; with a score of more than 95, it is a safety line, and they are the first in the class. Of course, it is not cool to be the first in primary school.
At the same time, it must be higher than his sister's score of 191 in the test, otherwise she will definitely despise her when she goes home.
Letting him sit in a classroom with a group of kids is more terrifying than being in prison. Although he has never been in prison, it is definitely more uncomfortable than being a single dog. He has "enjoyed" this feeling for 30 years in his previous life.
Mo Hua didn't say much after seeing his nephew's behavior. It didn't matter if the little guy went to school or not. He cared more about another matter, and asked, "Uncle, who is that prisoner?"
(End of this chapter)
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