Prince Allure: Dumb and Cute Young Lady
Chapter 12 Who Is The Pervert
Chapter 12 Who Is The Pervert
Bei Ting raised her eyebrows coldly, looked at the surprised little girl in front of her eyes, she dared to test him with such a simple question, this woman must have underestimated his wisdom, and immediately said with disdain: "How about it, Am I right?"
Luo Yu smiled and stared at him unconvinced: "Hmph, you are lucky for this question, I don't believe you can guess the next question!"
Bei Tingyu still didn't take it seriously, pouted, sneered, and didn't speak.
Luo Yu laughed impatiently, this guy is really too arrogant, and then he puffed his cheeks and said: "There are two dwarfs in the circus, and the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the dwarf in the circus is of course The shorter the better. The two dwarves decide who is shorter, and the taller one will commit suicide. However, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home the day before the appointment. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his home. Ask: Why did he commit suicide?"
Beiting thought for a while and said: "Because another dwarf cut off the legs of all the furniture in the short dwarf's house. The short dwarf couldn't see it. When he touched the furniture, he suddenly became much shorter. He thought he had grown taller. I felt that I had lost my competitive advantage and had nowhere to make a living. I was desperate for a while, so I committed suicide!"
Luo Yu laughed and was speechless for a while. In order to make that guy lose, she specially took out all the perverted test questions she had read on the Internet for him. He didn't expect that he could easily answer these questions. Is she a normal person?
Luo Yu laughed in horror, but still came up with a third question, "A boy went for a walk by the river with his girlfriend. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for it, but nothing happened. After finding his girlfriend, he left here sadly. After a few years, he revisited the old place and saw an old man fishing, but the fish the old man caught had no aquatic plants on it, so he asked the old man Why didn't the fish get any weeds on it? The old man said: This river has never grown any weeds. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?"
Bei Ting frowned slightly, and gave her a strange look, but remained silent for a long time.
Luo Yu smiled and said triumphantly: "How about it, can't you answer it?"
Bei Tingyan rolled his eyes silently, and then announced the answer unhurriedly: "A few years ago, when he was diving to find his girlfriend, his legs were entangled by something. So he kicked desperately, so that It was easy to get rid of those things. He thought it was water plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair."
Luo Yu laughed in a daze, her legs began to feel weak, and there was only one consciousness left in her mind, this man was abnormal, very abnormal, but before she could say that she was abnormal, she heard Bei Ting He frowned and said, "Are you a woman or not? You can even think of such a topic. Could it be some psychological problem?"
Luo Yu smiled and foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground, unable to get up for a long time...
(End of this chapter)
Bei Ting raised her eyebrows coldly, looked at the surprised little girl in front of her eyes, she dared to test him with such a simple question, this woman must have underestimated his wisdom, and immediately said with disdain: "How about it, Am I right?"
Luo Yu smiled and stared at him unconvinced: "Hmph, you are lucky for this question, I don't believe you can guess the next question!"
Bei Tingyu still didn't take it seriously, pouted, sneered, and didn't speak.
Luo Yu laughed impatiently, this guy is really too arrogant, and then he puffed his cheeks and said: "There are two dwarfs in the circus, and the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the dwarf in the circus is of course The shorter the better. The two dwarves decide who is shorter, and the taller one will commit suicide. However, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home the day before the appointment. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his home. Ask: Why did he commit suicide?"
Beiting thought for a while and said: "Because another dwarf cut off the legs of all the furniture in the short dwarf's house. The short dwarf couldn't see it. When he touched the furniture, he suddenly became much shorter. He thought he had grown taller. I felt that I had lost my competitive advantage and had nowhere to make a living. I was desperate for a while, so I committed suicide!"
Luo Yu laughed and was speechless for a while. In order to make that guy lose, she specially took out all the perverted test questions she had read on the Internet for him. He didn't expect that he could easily answer these questions. Is she a normal person?
Luo Yu laughed in horror, but still came up with a third question, "A boy went for a walk by the river with his girlfriend. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for it, but nothing happened. After finding his girlfriend, he left here sadly. After a few years, he revisited the old place and saw an old man fishing, but the fish the old man caught had no aquatic plants on it, so he asked the old man Why didn't the fish get any weeds on it? The old man said: This river has never grown any weeds. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?"
Bei Ting frowned slightly, and gave her a strange look, but remained silent for a long time.
Luo Yu smiled and said triumphantly: "How about it, can't you answer it?"
Bei Tingyan rolled his eyes silently, and then announced the answer unhurriedly: "A few years ago, when he was diving to find his girlfriend, his legs were entangled by something. So he kicked desperately, so that It was easy to get rid of those things. He thought it was water plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair."
Luo Yu laughed in a daze, her legs began to feel weak, and there was only one consciousness left in her mind, this man was abnormal, very abnormal, but before she could say that she was abnormal, she heard Bei Ting He frowned and said, "Are you a woman or not? You can even think of such a topic. Could it be some psychological problem?"
Luo Yu smiled and foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground, unable to get up for a long time...
(End of this chapter)
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