my girlfriend is a banshee

Chapter 652 Alias ​​Donghua
Entering the cold palace, the word "plain" greets the eyes. The surroundings are gray and white, which is incompatible with the splendor outside. As soon as Cheng Feng entered the cold palace, he saw a little maid who looked about thirteen or fourteen years old. There are also a pair of big white ears on the top, and a small white tail on the buttocks. It is cute and cute, and you can tell it is a little monster of the White Rabbit Clan.

As soon as the little rabbit spirit saw Cheng Feng, he quickly knelt down on the ground, put his head on the ground, and shouted very respectfully: "Good luck, my mother!"

Cheng Feng couldn't stand still and fell on his back. His eyes almost fell out of their sockets. Looking at this cute little rabbit, he said, "What did you call me? You actually called me your mother!"

"If you want to go back to your majesty, now you are not married to your majesty, so you can only be called your majesty. After you and your majesty get married, the servants can call you queen!" said the little white rabbit.

"Little rabbit, can you check it out? I am a man, a male, and a male. Do you know that the empress or the queen calls women, mothers, and females!" Cheng Feng looked at the little white rabbit. Said, Xindao, it's a pity that at such a young age, there is no distinction between male and female, and male and female can't distinguish between male and female. It seems that the Chinese education of court ladies can't be relaxed!
"Your Majesty is really good at joking. Your Majesty is a woman. Of course your Majesty or the Empress is a man. Is there anything wrong with that?" said the little rabbit palace lady, and then stared at Cheng Feng with her cute big eyes, as if she was looking at an idiot , the subtext is to say, are you stupid or someone else is stupid, if you don't understand such a simple truth, how could His Majesty fall in love with a big idiot like you!

"This……"

Cheng Feng was speechless for a moment. What the little rabbit said made sense. Whether the empress or empress is male or female seems to be no problem at all. The problem is whether the emperor is male or female. If the emperor is male, the empress and empress are the same Mother's, if the emperor is the mother's, then the empress and the empress must be male, it's really knowledgeable!
"Okay, you go down first, I don't need you here." Cheng Feng saw that such a boring debate was really boring, so he sent her off directly, and then sat with his back facing the biggest mirror in the cold palace. Mirror, because he was afraid that he couldn't help spitting out all the food Zhong Hui fed him, so he started to think wildly when he had nothing to do.

"Wu Zetian is a female emperor, but there are no male empresses and male queens..." Cheng Feng actually debated with himself for three hours on such a boring question. It seems that he is really bored now.

"what……"

When I was three hours old, a shrill scream came from the cold palace, followed by curses: "What a sissy!"

After another three hours, there was another burst of cursing: "Can we still play happily together here? Why is there an androgynous monster here? Can you cheat more!"

Another three hours passed...daylight came...another three hours passed...

"Senior Sister, let's go and see what kind of weird Xiao Fengfeng has turned into. Before I have breakfast, I won't feel like throwing up, so that there is nothing in my stomach, so I won't vomit." Ling Feifei early in the morning Pulling Zhong Hui, who hadn't fully woken up, to see Cheng Feng, last night Cheng Feng yelled several times, and every time it was like killing a pig, she fell asleep slowly after she was very sleepy, if not Fearing that Cheng Feng would really commit suicide, she really wanted to give Cheng Feng a good beating. It is very immoral to disturb people's dreams.

"Slow down, you have to ask me to put on clothes, I can't just leave the bedroom in a bag!" Zhong Hui said, giving Ling Feifei a hard look.

Five minutes later, Ling Feifei and Zhong Hui came to the door of the Leng Palace in the Zicheng Imperial Palace cautiously. With the help of the Demon Emperor, it is very easy to sneak into the cold palace. As soon as I entered the cold palace, I saw the little rabbit lying on the ground sleeping soundly. Go, then quietly came back here, and fell asleep at the door.

"Why is Xiao Fengfeng so quiet? It can't be that he has never had a suitable image and couldn't think of committing suicide for a while!" Ling Feifei said.

"All the people in this world and the demon domain have committed suicide, and your little Fengfeng will live well. Last night, the emperor couldn't sleep, so I thought about Cheng Feng's matter carefully, and felt that that guy seemed to have You played tricks with me, he should have seen our scheme a long time ago, that is, to win sympathy, because when he passed out, I still felt his mental power swept aside in the bedroom, but when I saw him He vomited blood, and the emperor panicked, thinking about him now, he is very suspicious..." Zhong Hui calmly analyzed.

"It doesn't matter whether it's true or not. The important thing is his sincerity. Xiao Fengfeng is not a bad person in the first place, but treats his enemies a little harder..." Ling Feifei said, but she had already tiptoed upstairs, because the downstairs There was no sign of Cheng Feng at all.

The two of them had just reached the second floor when they saw a tall figure from the back, a tall and burly man sitting cross-legged, breathing in the purple air in the palace, but Cheng Feng was nowhere to be seen.

"Senior Sister, this doesn't mean that Vientiane becomes Xiaofengfeng, doesn't Vientiane turn Xiaofengfeng into a strange sorghum!" Ling Feifei sent a voice transmission to Zhong Hui.

"That's probably true. Your Xiaofengfeng's character is really not very good. Both of us have used this Wanxiang before, and we haven't seen him change into his strange appearance. Now the back view always looks a bit human, but what is the front view? It’s still hard to tell!” Zhong Hui sent a voice transmission to Ling Feifei, then picked up Ling Feifei, hung in the air, and flew slowly like Cheng Feng, so that Cheng Feng would not be disturbed.

When they made a detour to the front, the two of them were stunned for a moment, only to see Cheng Feng in front of him with sword eyebrows, star eyes, straight nose and square mouth. Although he was not handsome, he gave off a mature look, with some stubble on his face , looking very vicissitudes, with his eyes closed, wisps of purple air are being sucked into his abdomen, and then expelled from his mouth,

"My little Fengfeng didn't turn into a weirdo, but turned into a handsome uncle!" Ling Feifei said through voice transmission. In fact, it's not just the plot of a man and a mature woman, but also a plot of a woman who is also a mature man. Now Cheng Feng is a familiar The man is still a scumbag handsome and mature man.

"You girl is not picky eaters. You used to like sunny boys, but now you are not afraid of steady mature men. I am really defeated by you!" Zhong Hui gave the nympho Ling Feifei a hard look, and then said via voice transmission .

At this moment, Cheng Feng, who kept his eyes tightly closed, said: "What do you two look like sneakily, one is the master of Zicheng, and the other is a member of the Ling clan of the fox clan, why are you so careless? No hello."

"The emperor has restrained his aura. With your strength, it is impossible to find us. Tell me what's going on!" Zhong Hui looked at Cheng Feng and asked. It is really unbelievable that the people who arrived found her whereabouts. Even if the distance is less than three meters, it is impossible for Cheng Feng, who has kept his eyes closed, to find her, and Ling Feifei has been hiding behind her, blocked by her Demon spirit and breath, this kid is getting more and more amazing now!
"It's useless for you to say that. I didn't feel it at all, but guessed it. With Ling Feifei's character, I will definitely come to peek. During this time, I said this every 10 minutes. I said so much After a while, someone finally talked to me, it really pays off!" Cheng Feng opened his eyes and said with a smile.

"Guess!"

"Say it every 10 minutes, can you be more boring!"

Zhong Hui and Ling Feifei rolled their eyes at Cheng Feng together, then turned around and left without paying attention to him at all.

"Don't go, how do you solve this breakfast? Can I speak well in your imperial dining room..." Cheng Feng said quickly when Zhong Hui and Ling Feifei ignored him, and he didn't pretend to be cool there. He was so handsome, he got up and followed.

"Don't you know how to guess, then just guess if you have had breakfast!"

"Why don't you guess if I plan to slap your left cheek or your right cheek!"

Zhong Hui and Ling Feifei said with a smile, they didn't pay attention to Cheng Feng at all, but when Zhong Hui said that he wanted to deal with him, Cheng Feng didn't dare to get too close, or if he was really beaten, it would be really not worth the candle.

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In a side hall of the Zicheng Imperial Palace, Cheng Feng, Zhong Hui, the paper tiger and Ling Feifei sat together, and the paper tiger looked at Cheng Feng and said, "Cheng Feng, is your image a bit out of date? Big, but it's easy to pretend to be a middle-aged man in his 40s, which looks really awkward."

"I said paper tiger, can you be more professional? You are an old spy who has been engaged in intelligence work for many years. How can you say such a layman's words? My buddy is on a mission in the Demon Realm. Don’t be shredded by the torn powder, since you want to change your appearance, you have to have a greater contrast with the prototype to be safer, and, from now on, don’t call me Cheng Feng, but call me by my alias!” Cheng Feng said angrily while looking at the paper tiger.

"Can you not call me a spy? It doesn't sound like a good person. Besides, I don't know your alias!" said the paper tiger.

"Please call me Donghua from now on!" Cheng Feng said with his head raised high.

"Puff puff!"

Ling Feifei, Zhong Hui, and the paper tiger sprayed purple tea on Cheng Feng's face together. The Donghua Emperor Ling Feifei naturally knew about it, and Zhong Hui is now advancing with the times, and she also knows about it by pulling a network cable where the paper tiger is. Yes, and the paper tiger knows the appearance of Emperor Donghua better than anyone else.

But now Cheng Feng has stubble on his face, he is tall and burly, although he is a bit handsome, but he seems to have nothing to do with Emperor Donghua, and he is called Donghua with a stinky and shameless name. A demon knows, otherwise he can laugh the demon to death without even making a move.

(End of this chapter)