my girlfriend is a banshee

Chapter 670 Brokeback Mountain

Chapter 670 Brokeback Mountain

"I also know that I have to find a way, but there is no way. If you really rob them here, then you don't have to ask for any information, you can just go back." Ling Feifei said helplessly, after all She is also a monster of the fire element, and she is also extremely greedy for this fire energy.

"Then you have to cooperate well with me. Now you are perceiving the spy fly carefully, and there will be a good show in a while." Cheng Feng said, then winked at Ling Feifei and said loudly: " You little coquettish fox, no matter how much I love you, I just don’t love you enough, come here and ask the master to love you well!"

Seeing Cheng Feng's lecherous look, Ling Feifei couldn't help rolling her eyes fiercely, and said coquettishly: "Master, you tossed me for a whole night last night, I know you are strong and healthy, but I can accept it." No way!"

"This kid is so fierce!"

"It turned out to be a whole night, how nice to be young!"

"I really can't accept the old man, look at him, isn't he much younger than us!"

……

Although the voices of the four patriarchs were blocked, Cheng Feng's words could clearly reach their ears. Just when they lost their minds and focused all their attention on Cheng Feng and Ling Feifei, The spy fly went straight into their flagon.

Ling Feifei's mental power has been locked on the spy fly, and just when the fly got into the flagon of the four chiefs, suddenly the corner of her mouth twitched and said: "Xiao Fengfeng, don't you want to use it?" A dead fly will disgust them to death?"

"You're insulting my IQ. My buddy, how could this shot be so simple? I wouldn't do it without technical content. Have you ever heard of water-soluble metal? All the parts of this spy fly are made of this It is made of a kind of magical metal, and a little hallucinogen and drug are added in it, which is also specially made for monsters, just take a look." Cheng Feng said with a smile, and at this time the four patriarchs were on the other side. An exception occurred.

"Old pig, why are you smirking at me!" the sheep patriarch exclaimed.

"Lao Niu, why are you taking off your pants!" the pig clan chief also exclaimed.

……

The four patriarchs exclaimed respectively, but in fact they all sat in their seats without moving a bit, and all looked at the food and wine on the table drunkenly, but they said such words in their mouths, obviously in a psychedelic state agent.

"Puff... Puff..."

Then the four patriarchs fell to the ground separately, their faces were full of fear, and they all grabbed their own clothes tightly, as if they were afraid of losing their virginity.

"What are you doing? We can't do anything even if we have stunned them. After all, there are only two tables of us on the second floor, and any fool will know that we did it!" Ling Feifei looked at Cheng Feng and said, although there are no other people here now People, but if they really do something, it is impossible not to be suspected.

"If all of them are unwilling to tell today's matter, because if today's matter is revealed, they will be ruined." Cheng Feng stood up with a smile, and walked towards the stairs.

Although Ling Feifei didn't know what medicine was bought in Cheng Feng's gourd, she had no choice but to follow Cheng Feng downstairs, but she kept muttering in her heart, she didn't dare to say that her heart was robbed, so what should she do? Is this the effect?

At this time, Cheng Feng had already got up and walked towards the stairs. Although she hadn't figured out what was going on, she followed closely behind.

"Boss checkout!"

Cheng Feng yelled loudly as soon as he came downstairs, and then he saw the hotel owner trot over and said, "Did you have your meal? If there is anything wrong with the hospitality, please forgive me..."

Looking at the flattering restaurant owner, Cheng Feng said with a smile: "The taste is so-so, and you can still eat it alive. You can count how many demon coins, and by the way, is there any better inn in the town? take a break."

"Go out and turn left 300 meters to the best inn in this town. Do you want me to ask our waiter to take two distinguished guests there? You have spent a total of 450 Sanyao coins." The hotel owner said with an extremely bright smile.

"This is five hundred demon coins, and the rest will be considered tips!" Cheng Feng threw down the five hundred demon coins with a wave of his hand, and then went out with Ling Feifei on his shoulders and turned left to find the inn.

"Brother-in-law, you are such a rich man. You can tip 47 demon coins at random, but these tips are usually given to the waiter in the shop, but I haven't heard of any tipping to the boss?" The brother-in-law's waiter looked at the money in the owner's hand. Yaobi, said with eyes rolling around.

"Go do your work, the four chiefs above are still drinking and chatting, don't ask anyone to disturb you, you can help out below!" The hotel owner gave his brother-in-law Xiaoer a hard kick, and then went directly to the counter to settle the score Going there, holding the heavy five hundred demon coins in his hand, he couldn't close his mouth when he smiled.

Cheng Feng and Ling Feifei turned left when they left the door, then turned left again after not walking too far, and turned left again to come to the back of Youjian restaurant.

This is a narrow alley. Seeing that there was no one around, Cheng Feng and Ling Feifei went straight up to the second floor, looked at the sleeping four patriarchs, and said with a smile: "Don't blame me for being unjust, I just want to help you." Asking for money, who told you that you have good things on your body, Feifei, take away all the valuable things on their bodies, and then you evacuate first, there still needs to be arranged here."

"What else do you want, why do you avoid him!" Ling Feifei said a little displeased.

"It's like this... this... this..." Cheng Feng whispered in Ling Feifei's ear.

Then, seeing Ling Feifei's face getting redder and redder, she finally pushed Cheng Feng away and said, "Xiao Fengfeng, you are so obscene!"

After finishing speaking, he walked towards the four chiefs, looted all the valuables on their bodies, and then turned over and jumped out of the window. Not long after, Cheng Feng landed beside him with a smile, and the two of them walked towards the town without anyone noticing. Go to the most upscale inn.

Half an hour later, on the second floor of a restaurant, the head of the sheep family slowly opened his eyes. He felt that the chrysanthemum was in pain, and there was something pressing on him behind him, so he turned his head and saw a huge horse head drooling. He murmured: "It's so cool, I never thought you'd be so lucky, I would have been alone with you if I knew about it..."

"I'll go, what's the situation!"

It was as if ten thousand thunderbolts had been struck in my mind, I looked down at my body, and then thought about the scene when I fainted just now, my face turned green all of a sudden, no way, could it be that the three of them gave me the wheel? Playing too much, I still did this in a restaurant...

Just when the patriarch of the sheep clan was confused, the other three patriarchs also woke up one after another. They all had the same idea as the patriarch of the sheep clan. The four of them were about the same age and were playmates since they were young. Unexpectedly, they are now over 50 years old. There was also a super-friendship relationship, if this matter got out, they would have to commit suicide in shame and indignation.

After looking at each other for a moment, the head of the pig clan stood up first, after a moment of deathly silence, how could he be the boss of the four big families in this town? Busily put on clothes, and then sat back to the original seat under the eyes of the three people, even picked up the teapot on the table, poured a cup of fragrant tea, then took a sip slowly, and took a deep breath, Relax your mind.

"Although the weather is very hot now, you look too hot like this. I have already cooled down just now, how long do you have to cool down!" said the patriarch of the pig clan, but the corners of his mouth were still twitching, thinking that it was that bastard To be so ruthless, to beat Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum to death, it is estimated that he has an anal fissure now!
"Yeah, it was really hot just now!"

"Isn't it, it's much better now!"

……

The patriarchs of the horse clan, the cattle clan, and the goat clan all stood up and said, and then quickly put on their clothes, and then sat back to their original positions, with embarrassing smiles on their faces, but the chrysanthemums were all silent. It hurts, when they were getting dressed just now, they found that all the valuables on their bodies were gone, and they knew it was calculated by someone, but they are all respectable people in the town, and things like this can only be admitted Bad luck.

Seeing that the patriarch of the pig clan didn't say it clearly, everyone understood it. After all, things like this can only suffer from being dumb. But if they are not only robbed of their wealth, but also their sex, it is really unreasonable, and then they will not be able to make a name for themselves in the demon domain, so they secretly swear in their hearts that they will If you rot this matter in your stomach, you can't say it even if you die!

…………

In a luxurious guest room of an inn less than 500 meters away from a restaurant, Cheng Feng and Ling Feifei sat around a round table. Other than jade, there really wasn't anything else they could look up to.

"Feifei, now I believe you. They are really poor. They are also known as the four chiefs of the town. It is not shameful to bring such a few monster coins when they go out!" Cheng Feng looked at the table with only more than 2000 monsters. Coin said.

"Okay, people say this is the countryside, and the land and wealth in the countryside are mainly spent like you, and they will become beggars in a few days!" Ling Feifei gave Cheng Feng a hard look and said, and then He kept playing with the golden jade pendant found on the head of the sheep clan.

"What the hell is this thing? I can sense that there is extremely pure fire energy in it, or we should absorb this thing now!" Cheng Feng looked at the golden Yanyu pendant in Ling Feifei's hand and said, It's not because of this thing, today's four patriarchs will not become good friends like Brokeback Mountain, but the most annoying thing is that they have been wronged and can't tell it, and they are now penniless, and they can't even settle accounts. became a problem.

(End of this chapter)

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