my girlfriend is a banshee

Chapter 700 Collecting Protection Fees
"It's delicious. It's really the feeling of first love. Once you taste it, you will never forget it. The feeling of playing and Q is really great. It's delicious. It's really delicious. It's fresh. It's so fresh. Ah..." Cheng Feng shouted exaggeratedly at this time, and the whole person was so excited that he couldn't help himself.

"Brother, can you take it easy, you are so much like a trustee now, even if it tastes delicious, you are not as excited as you are, be more reserved, please be more reserved..." Ling Feifei looked at Cheng Feng and said, Because this guy is like a lunatic now.

"Try it too!" After Cheng Feng finished speaking, they took a small piece of octopus whiskers and stuffed them into Ling Feifei's mouth. Because the matter was developing so fast and Cheng Feng's movements were extremely agile, Ling Feifei couldn't help it. Hit without precaution.

"I won't eat...don't eat...no..." Just when Ling Feifei was yelling and wanted to spit it out, the strong umami taste made her voice become smaller and smaller, and gradually she just focused on chewing the octopus tendrils in her mouth up.

"Is it delicious? I didn't cheat you." Cheng Feng looked at Ling Feifei and said proudly, then looked at the boss of the big octopus, took out a thousand demon coins and said: "Boss, the taste is really good. First come ten octopus whiskers!"

"Okay, my little brother really knows how to live and knows how to live. My beard is really delicious. It's not just bragging. As for my beard, it's absolutely high-quality ingredients. It's just that some monsters don't know what to eat. Know how to live, but don't know how to eat..." The big octopus boss said while grilling the octopus whiskers for Cheng Feng, and at this time its tentacles were still behind, he took out a few pieces of octopus whiskers and put them on the iron plate, fresh It's like it's just been cut.

"Xiao Fengfeng, you can eat ten yuan for a monster. You must know that not everyone can take out the thousand monster coins casually in this Nirvana City. You will suffer disaster if you do this. Lu Bai, if a thief targets us, it will be very troublesome." Ling Feifei reminded.

"Is this good for the two of us? Didn't you say it's delicious?" Cheng Feng looked at Ling Feifei and asked strangely, but at this moment, seeing Ling Feifei's expression was ugly, and he didn't seem to be very comfortable, so he asked again : "What's the matter with you? Didn't you enjoy the food just now? Why do you have this expression now?"

"I really don't want to eat it, so you can eat it yourself. This food is so delicious. I'm afraid I'll get addicted to it and get fat." Ling Feifei said coquettishly, and then leaned her head on Cheng Feng's shoulder, but at this moment But a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes, in fact, she had secretly spit out the octopus whiskers just now.

"Brother, the octopus whiskers you want are ready!" At this time, the boss of the big octopus put the octopus whiskers that had been inserted with big bamboo sticks into a big lotus leaf, and handed them to Cheng Feng. Sweat more but more.

Cheng Feng took the octopus whiskers wrapped in lotus leaves with a smile, and couldn't wait to take a big bite, then said: "The boss's craftsmanship is really amazing, this iron plate octopus whiskers are really delicious.

"This job is really rich, and they bought so much!"

"I think he is really brave. Although that thing is a good thing, he must not know the truth!"

"You're right, it's okay to just try something new, but if you eat it as a meal, then it's a bit of that!"

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At this time, a lot of monsters had gathered around to watch the fun, and everyone was talking about it, but Cheng Feng heard something in it, it seemed that the octopus' whiskers were not so simple, and there seemed to be other stories in it. At this time, a discordant voice sounded.

"Qikai... Qikai... All for me..."

Just outside the group of demons, there is a demon walking towards this side with a loud noise. In front are two monkey spirits with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks, followed by a potbellied white pig demon. Those two monkey spirits are normal demons. But the big white pig is different, I saw him about [-] meters tall, his body was white and rosy, and the top seemed to be greasy, and his body was so fat that he was already a big white ball. There is also thick red chest hair, and the face is full of flesh,

Two big buck teeth protrude more than half a foot long, and two baskets can be hung when shopping for vegetables, and the face is full of scars, one eye is still blind, and a large gold chain as thick as a baby's arm is hung around the neck, and on the ears He also wears a circle of earrings, at least dozens of them, and even a big spar nose stud on the nose of the big pig. The tall figure and fat body are conservatively estimated to weigh more than a meal. Seeing him walking forward, there were no monsters within one meter of him, and they were all driven away by his big fat.

"Isn't this Zhuba? Why did this bastard appear here!" At this time, a little demon in the crowd recognized the big fat pig demon at a glance. A professional gangster who does all kinds of evil for demons and is a bastard who knows everything.

"You don't know yet. A few days ago, the boss bullfrog demon in this area was killed by this Zhuba, but I don't know who is behind him. The government of Nirvana City didn't care about this matter, it seems to be a direct acquiescence. After seeing Zhu Ba's behavior, this area is now Zhu Ba's territory." A little demon beside him said in a low voice.

Of course, all of this cannot escape Cheng Feng's ears. In fact, he often puts a few spy flies around him as guards, so that he can truly see and hear all directions. He could also hear the discussion clearly.

"Feifei, you have the same things in the demon world as in the human world, and there are gangs who collect protection fees to grab the territory?" Cheng Feng sent a voice transmission to Ling Feifei. He didn't know what the status of a guy like Zhu Ba was in the demon domain. Scoundrel, in any case, a punk like this is just a small role in the world, but he can't get on the stage.

"What's so strange about this? There are still brothels in Yaoyu, do you want to see them!" Ling Feifei disdainfully transmitted voice to Cheng Feng.

"Thank you Feifei for your kindness, let's forget it, I'm a gentleman, how can I go to that kind of place." Cheng Feng said to Ling Feifei, and then he thought that such a good place will definitely go when he has time , but I can't take you there even if I go, but my face is still formal, and there is no change in expression.

"In fact, it is normal for Yaoyu to have such a force. After all, Yaoyu is not like the ancient times of your humans. If you look at the scale of this city, it was impossible in ancient times. There are demon mouths here and your metropolises. I mean those big cities in Europe and America, not in China, because the cities in China are really overpopulated..." Ling Feifei explained slowly to Cheng Feng through sound transmission, because Cheng Feng has not yet Really understand the monster domain, and when they were talking, Zhu Ba and other monsters had already come in front of the big octopus.

"Big octopus, didn't you say it last time, if you don't pay the protection fee, if you see it again, your stall will be smashed, you take it as our eighth master, you are farting!" A monkey spirit stood beside the big octopus. He said arrogantly in front of him, but he didn't know that what he said seemed arrogant, but it was actually very careless.

"What the hell, you can't talk too much, what the hell you talk is fart!" Zhu Ba kicked Ke's ass on the monkey spirit at this time and said.

"Hey!" The monkey spirit was kicked by Zhuba in this way, and it jumped forward, and then the monkey's paw directly pressed on the iron plate of the teppanyaki.

"Oh, I'm scalded to death, big octopus, not only did you not pay the protection fee, but you also scalded your big monkey brother, today you have to give an explanation..." I only heard this man named big monkey shout, and then Jumping up and down screaming, it didn't look like the monkey's paw was scalded, but the pain of being removed from the whole arm.

"It's really interesting. Zhu Bajie is the boss, and Brother Hou is the younger brother. He even collects protection fees and touches porcelain at the same time. It's just that the technical content is too low." Cheng Feng watched while eating the grilled octopus whiskers in lotus leaves. Said in a low voice while playing monkey performance.

"Xiao Fengfeng, what do you mean by touching the porcelain? They came to collect protection fees, but they didn't touch the porcelain. The big monkey brother just pressed the monkey's paw on the iron plate. I heard the barbecue The voice is gone!" Ling Feifei said very puzzled, although she stayed in the human world for a while, the intrigues in the human world are really incomparable in the Demon Realm, and the demons in the Demon Realm respect power and strength even more. The monsters in the world are all cultivating, while the human beings in the world are studying cheating and abduction to get something for nothing.

So when it comes to these deceptive little tricks, Yaoyu is simply like a primary school student, and Zhu Ba and his group of monsters are obviously masters in this field, otherwise Ling Feifei would not have missed it.

"Take a good look at the unscalded paw of Brother Monkey. Does the fur color there seem to be different from that of the paw that was scalded?" Cheng Feng said with a smile. Their voices were very low, unless it was like They are the same half-step demon king masters, otherwise it would be difficult to hear them speak.

"Really, why are the hairs on the paws of the two monkeys different?" Ling Feifei asked, she really didn't know what was going on here.

"It's not urgent. Let's watch the show first and wait until the end." Cheng Feng said with a hint of playfulness on his face, and at this time, Zhu Ba had already walked in front of the big octopus, looking at the big octopus with a fierce look. octopus.

After 1 minute, the big octopus couldn't stand Zhu Ba's stare of death, so he said timidly: "Ba Ye, you also know that my business is not so good, and when I save enough, I will give you protection money and compensation for monkeys." Brother’s medicine fee, but now I really have no money, my sizzling octopus whiskers are delicious and fresh enough, but there is really no business!”

"Your octopus whiskers are indeed fresh. Are they all your own whiskers? Can you not be fresh? You said that you can regenerate limbs by yourself, so you just roast yourself and buy them. You really have them. You guys in the Demon Realm This branch of an octopus that can regenerate its severed limbs is quite a spectacle." Zhu Ba said with a smile, the big fat body was shaking rhythmically with his smile, and it turned out to be like water waves. Layer upon layer, how thick is his fat?

(End of this chapter)