The first cancer in the world of immortality

Chapter 52 Let's run, the big cancer in the square! (3)

For Ye Zijin who grew up in the information age, Chicken Soup for the Soul is simply as much as you want.

But he was afraid that the ordinary chicken soup for the soul would not be bright, or that it had been repeated by other students, which would lead to his failure in the interview.

So, he wanted to take a slanted sword and use chicken soup for the soul with a different style as his weapon.

only……

"You don't call it chicken soup for the soul, you call it a cold joke!" The kind senior sister was immediately inspired to complain: "Did you come to the wrong club? This is not a cold joke club!"

"Ahem, senior sister, this is also chicken soup." Ye Zijin explained: "This chicken soup tells us that sometimes, the happiness that we are pursuing so hard is actually by our side. Don't be too ambitious, don't be in the midst of blessings and don't know Good luck."

"Hmm... what you said makes sense." The amiable senior sister thought for a while: "Although the reasoning is relatively old-fashioned, the narrative process is novel and interesting. Maybe it is very suitable for those who are in a bad mood."

"Then, congratulations, this is an invitation letter from Chicken Soup Gas Station, you have passed the interview. If you finally decide to join us, please report at the time and place on the invitation letter."

"Thank you, senpai!"

Ye Zijin accepted the invitation with a smile.

[Currently obtained invitations: 3 copies]

……

In front of the booth of the Straight Men's Association, a big bald man stared straight at Ye Zijin.

"Little brother, from the looks of it, you don't look like a straight man." The bald straight man said, "I think you are more like a sinister and cunning villain. People like this are usually not too straight, right?"

Ye Zijin didn't speak, but pointed to the red-clothed senior from the God of War Association not far away: "Did you see her?"

The bald straight man nodded: "I see. The courtesan of the God of War Society, she looks really good."

Ye Zijin said: "She gave me a charming smile just now."

Straight bald man: "And then?"

Ye Zijin grinned: "Then, I punched her to the ground."

The bald straight man was startled: "What the fuck, he's a ruthless man!"

Ye Zijin chuckled, but saw the bald straight man continue to say: "But although you did a good job, there is still a process to go. Next, I will ask you some questions. Only by answering the corresponding questions can you pass the interview."

Ye Zijin was shocked: "Senior, please ask me!"

"Please listen to the question!" The straight bald man said, "Your mother and your girlfriend fell into the water at the same time, who will you save first?"

Ye Zijin: "Girlfriend? Impossible, I won't have a girlfriend."

The bald straight man nodded approvingly: "Second question, what is your ideal girlfriend image?"

Ye Zijin thought for a while and replied: "She is slim and elegant. She is not proud, arrogant, stingy, and does not exist."

The bald straight man gave a thumbs up: "The last question. If one day, a girl who has had a crush on you for a long time walks up to you and coquettishly tells you, oh, the days of the month are here, My stomach hurts, it feels like a drill is turning in it..."

Ye Zijin blurted out: "Damn it, 666! Clockwise or counterclockwise?"

The bald straight man excitedly held Ye Zijin's hand: "Don't say anything, we will be brothers from now on! Congratulations, you passed the interview!"

[Currently obtained invitations: 4 copies]

……

Next stop, Volunteer Association.

The senior who was in charge of the interview said with a smile: "You must be a very caring person to come to our volunteer association's interview."

Ye Zijin grinned: "I'm overwhelmed. But I still have a little bit of love. I did a good deed a while ago."

"Oh? What's a good thing?" The senior interviewer became interested.

Ye Zijin said: "A month ago, my neighbor Uncle Li lost 300 yuan."

"and then?"

"Then with my tireless help, Uncle Li finally accepted the reality."

Interview senior: "..."

"Hehehehe... This classmate is really humorous." The senior interviewer laughed dryly and picked up a piece of paper: "Then, the interview method of our Volunteer Association is a scenario simulation."

"I will randomly simulate a situation, and you need to respond accordingly. We will decide whether you pass the interview based on your reaction."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Ye Zijin nodded and said.

The senior interviewer said: "The scene this time is...on a cold winter night, a beggar was trembling with an old rice bowl in his hand. When you passed by him, the beggar held up the bowl in his hand and spoke to him in a trembling voice. Say, please help me!"

"What would you do?"

Ye Zijin replied, "Help him carry it for a while?"

Interview senior: "???"

Is it plausible for a while?
Did he ask you to help him serve the bowl?

"Why did you help him for a while?" The senior interviewer shook his eyes and asked a question.

Ye Zijin replied naturally: "Because I will be tired if I hold it for a long time."

Fuck, what the hell are you saying makes sense!

The interview senior said painfully: "I mean, why don't you give him some money, or buy him some food and clothes..."

Ye Zijin stared, "I have no money."

Interview senior: "..."

Well, for good reason.

"Although I have no money, I have love."

Seeing that the interest of interviewing the seniors was brought up by himself, Ye Zijin continued: "Why does the lonely beggar live on the street? Why does the young immortal cultivator serve him a bowl beside him?"

"Once such doubts arise in my heart, there will naturally be a lot of people coming to watch. If there are more people, wouldn't the beggars earn more?"

Ye Zijin shook his head and said foolishly, "This is the so-called teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish!"

The senior interviewer had a serious look on his face: "It turns out that there are still so many ways. It seems that you are really interested in volunteer activities."

"This is an invitation letter from the Volunteer Association. You have passed our interview."

Ye Zijin accepted the invitation letter: "Thank you senior!"

[Currently obtained invitations: 5 copies]

Hey, you succeeded in fooling around!
Coming out of the booth of the Volunteer Association, Ye Zijin showed a smug smile.

……

He had discovered long ago that there were too many students participating in the interview.Moreover, the interview questions in many associations tend to be simplistic, and they will definitely not make people speechless and unable to say a word.

But in this way, everyone knows the approximate answer.And Ye Zijin couldn't guarantee that she would stand out and leave a deep impression on the interviewers, so that she could get the invitation letter [-]%.

Therefore, he can only take a slant on the interview questions of some clubs.Attract the interviewer's attention with a point of view different from ordinary people, and then use the powerful mouth trick to clarify your point of view, so as to gain the approval of the other party in a short time and get the club invitation letter required for the task.

"So, the next society is..."

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Turn on the newly purchased mobile phone and call out the voice assistant.I asked him, where can my appearance be ranked in the world?
The voice assistant said that it is number one in the world.

I dropped the phone to the ground with my backhand.What nonsense!Among those readers who read my book, voted for my recommendation and invested in me, which one is not more handsome than me?Which one is not a handsome man and a beautiful woman?
Hmph, I'm so pissed~
(End of this chapter)