League of Legends

Chapter 226 Bender's First Day Was Troubled
That night, the whole village gathered under the big tree of Timo's house.

Wayne and Ahri put on distinctive yordle costumes.

There is nothing to say, anyway, it is green things, such as leaves, flowers, grass stems, made into strange skirts, crowns and other things.

Under the big tree, a large group of dwarves are singing and dancing together, creating a peaceful and joyful atmosphere.

Ye Liangchen sat on the tree with a sad face, watching the people below laughing and laughing, Wei En and Ari were jumping around in the crowd.Seeing Ahri and Weien being able to be with the yordles in such a harmonious way, Ye Liangchen was a little happy to replace them.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Nini flew to Ye Liangchen's side with a fruit in her arms, and sat on the branch with Ye Liangchen, gnawing on the fruit.

"I don't know how Xiao Nu is doing now." Ye Liangchen looked at the night sky of Bandle City.

As for Caitlin and Wei, there is no need for Ye Liangchen to worry. Even if some robbers or the like jump out, they will be robbed by these two in turn, right?

"Brother Kane, don't you seem very happy?" Little Timo climbed up the ladder made of trees and rattan, and sat next to Ye Liangchen.

"No." Ye Liangchen replied with a slight smile.

"I know Brother Kane must be very unhappy about being bombarded three times by Xiaopao." Little Timo lowered his head: "But Xiaopao is very good, and Brother Kane's bald head is indeed much more conspicuous. The apples are better distinguished, unlike my hair that always covers the apples, making it impossible for the cannon to aim.”

"..." Little Timo said this, as if he had a bald head, so he deserved to be put an apple by Tristana to practice marksmanship.Besides, getting bald is not what I want. After the skull was smashed by Galen, Mundo replaced it with a black iron one. How could it be possible to grow hair.

Thinking of Mondo, Ye Liangchen thought of Ike who went to Zaan to save Jinx, and I don't know how Ike is doing now, I haven't heard from this guy for a long time.

"Huh? What's that place over there?" Ye Liangchen suddenly noticed that on the distant sea, there were many boats lit with colorful lights, which looked lively.

"That's the harbor." Little Timo replied, "Because people coming from Bilgewater often land through Bandle City, Bandle City's harbor is very lively."

"However, because many people are actually pirates and the place is very chaotic, so my father and mother told me not to go to the harbor pier to play." Little Timo added.

"Oh." Ye Liangchen nodded.

It seems that the main reason why the law and order in Bandle City is very good is that the places with bad law and order are all concentrated in the harbor area.Even now it is still brightly lit, even more lively than in Bandle City.

"Hey, little bald head, come down quickly, let's have two shots!"

A voice sounded from under the tree.

Ye Liangchen looked down, it was Tristana, looking at him with a cannon.

"..."

Now, Ye Liangchen already knew that this dwarf who couldn't tell the difference between male and female was completely a woman.But even if you are a female man, you can't just call yourself a little bald, and let me have sex with you in the middle of the night, Hundan!

What if someone else heard such strange words!
"No time! I'm going to sleep now!" Ye Liangchen glared at Tristana, got up and went to sleep in the tree house.

"Little bald head! Let me tell you, if you don't come down, I'll blow you down!" Tristana simply took off the barrel and pointed it at Ye Liangchen on the tree.

"Hey, dead ladyboy, let me tell you, don't bully people too much. I've already played with you three times and I'm still not satisfied? If you come to me again, I'll be mad!" Ye Liangchen glared at Tristana.

"You dare to say that I'm a shemale, you bald head! I'm going to turn you into a beautiful firework!" Tristana gritted her teeth and ran away.

"Hmph! Who is afraid of whom! If you have the guts, come up and be tough!"

Looking at the back of Tristana running away, Ye Liangchen looked proud: "Timo, you can't get used to this kind of transgressive, understand?"

"Brother Kane, you will die..." Little Timo pointed forward expressionlessly.

Ye Liangchen turned his head to look.

Nima!

With a "boom", a giant cannonball bombarded Ye Liangchen who was standing on the branch.

Ye Liangchen only had time to cut through the wind wall before he was blasted out by the giant cannon.

Still in mid-air, the giant cannon exploded.

"Wow!" Ye Liangchen danced and fell from midair to the farmland.

"Wow! Such beautiful fireworks!" Wei En stared at the fireworks exploding in the air with her round eyes.

"Really! Sister Pao, let's have another shot!" Ari happily pulled Tristana.

This guy is definitely much more ferocious than Jinx.

Ye Liangchen touched the muddy water all over his face and got up from the farmland.

"Yi Ya" Nini, who was covered in mud, also got out of the mud, looking at the lollipop in her hands that was already covered in mud with an unhappy face, she poked Ye Liangchen's face with a "Yi Yi Ya" .

"Hey, Nini, it's not me that blows you away, it's that little cannon that monster!" Ye Liangchen said dissatisfiedly, and grabbed Nini in his hand.

Little Timo came to the edge of the farmland with some sympathy, and stretched out his hand to pull Ye Liangchen up, but seeing that Ye Liangchen's hands were covered with mud, he retracted again: "Brother Kane, I told you, Xiaopao is very good." Yes, you must provoke her."

"Is this a good person? Is your Jodl's standard for evaluating a good person so weird? It's also good to bombard people with cannons every now and then?" Ye Liangchen got up from the farmland dissatisfied.

The cannon shot by Tristana just now probably sent Ye Liangchen 600 meters away.

When they got back under the big tree of Little Timo's house, those guys didn't stop their entertainment at all because of the bomb attack just now, instead they became more lively.

Tristana was in the middle of the crowd with a flushed face, walking forward with the gun barrel on her shoulders, singing an unknown song as she walked: "Little gun girl, I don't worry much, watching the fireworks floating around..."

In other words, didn't you a large group of people see that a person was blown 600 meters just now?Even if you didn't see anyone being blown away, the big tree of Timo's family has been blown out of a big hole, and even the tree house of the little Timo's family has been broken, haven't you seen it?
Seeing Ye Liangchen came back, Grai hurriedly came up to him and said in a low voice, "Grandson, don't mess with Tristana. If you ask her to fight again, your grandpa and I won't even have a place to live. How about grandpa?" It's easy to get her drunk with wine, you can follow her order."

"Drunk!" Ye Liangchen was startled.

When he was sober, he was already so violent, but when he was drunk, he was already so violent.

"Small bald head, it's so round..." Tristana walked over with drunken eyes and touched Ye Liangchen's bald head.

Seeing this guy so drunk, Ye Liangchen didn't dare to move.

Just touch it, it's better than this guy going crazy with alcohol and bombarding him with cannons.This black light is blind, but his bald head is the most conspicuous.

Just in time to see the hat on little Timo's head, Ye Liangchen grabbed it and put it on his head.

"Eh? Bald and long hair?" Tristana squinted her drunken eyes, trying to get a closer look at Ye Liangchen's bald head.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, go back and wash up and sleep." Ye Liangchen pushed Tristana.

Unexpectedly, when Tristana fell asleep, she fell to the ground with a "bang" and started snoring.

Can this work?

Ye Liangchen was speechless.

"Huh? Little Teemo, why do you look like this?"

Only then did Ye Liangchen realize that little Timo, who took off his hat, that... how ugly is that...

The fluff on his head is not hair at all, and the whole little Teemo looks like a little old man who is prematurely aging and over-excessively masturbating.

"Brother Kane is necrotic!" Little Timo snatched the hat from Ye Liangchen's head and put it on, before running away angrily.

Tristana, who was lying on the ground over there, seemed to be having a dream, muttering: "One day as a Bandle gunner, and as a Bandle gunner for life, there is nothing that artillery can't solve..."

It seems that tomorrow I have to go to Ironforge to find Poppy.Otherwise, if he was caught by this guy tomorrow morning, even Heitie's skull would not be able to withstand her torture.

Just as he was thinking, Ari's voice came from over there.

"Hehehehehe, it's time to get down to business. Do you want to play with me? I can transform..." Ari said staggeringly.

"Damn old man, you won't drink for Ari, will you?" Ye Liangchen's eyes widened.

"Uh, I've drank it all, and Wayne drank it too, but it's the best sweet ale for our yordles..." Gray said and ordered a drink.

"Ari, don't change!" Ye Liangchen rushed towards Ari.

"Huh? Brother, are you back? Ahri saw you flying out just now?" Ahri said in a daze.

So you still know that I flew out, Hun Dan!

"Brother, brother, Ari wants to transform into a show for them. They are all friends of Ari, so they won't be afraid of Ari's transformation." Ari grabbed Ye Liangchen's hand: "But with Mama's seal, Ari can't change at all."

Fool!If you really transformed, you probably won't have any friends.

"Brother, brother, Wei En can transform too." Wei En ran over with her face flushed from drinking.

"Wei En transforms himself for you to see." Saying that, Wei En unexpectedly... unexpectedly...

Ye Liangchen grabbed Wei En's hands that were pulling clothes: "Okay, okay, brother knows that you will transform, it's too late, it's time to sleep, go to bed."

"Vayne can really transform." Weien said dissatisfied.

Ye Liangchen is really fed up, this Grai, give these two girls something to drink.

After this night of tossing, Ye Liangchen managed to put Wei En and A Li to sleep, only to find out that the tree house of Timo's family had been bombed, and the only tree house left had been given to Wei En and A Li .

Huddled under the tree with Gray, next to Green and Merlin, Tristana fell asleep on the ground in front of him, and Teemo ran away somewhere.

The first day in Bandle City was really troublesome...

Ye Liangchen foolishly looked at Tristana who was still talking in her sleep.

(End of this chapter)