League of Legends

Chapter 369 Never play with psychopaths again

Chapter 369 Never play with psychopaths again
The whole scene of the recruiting meeting was simply unbearable to look at.

Some wrapped their bodies with fishing nets, some had several bandages wrapped all over their bodies, and some had a big jar tied to their heads...

Even Ye Liangchen saw someone who took something similar to a watermelon and put his whole head in it.

Probably, this watermelon-headed uncle, like himself, was brought here to be a cheerleader, and he really couldn't afford to put a watermelon over his head, right?
From this point of view, Caitlin and Lacus are relatively normal.

The uncle with the watermelon head, I am afraid that the area of ​​psychological shadow is infinite.

"Everyone, everyone is welcome to participate in today's singer recruitment conference. It seems that everyone should be well prepared." Director Coppola spoke on stage: "This singer recruitment conference, we pay attention to new, strange, and special, and everyone will do it. Well done, here, I wish everyone can pass the selection, now I invite the first group to come on stage."

After listening to Director Coppola's speech, Ye Liangchen's head was full of black lines.

Finally found the culprit.

It turns out that Lux and the others made such a horrible appearance, and the group of demons who participated in the show are all the work of this old man Coppola!
New Qi Nima ah!
This shit just ran out to scare ghosts!

"Hey little sister, whose cheerleader are you?"

When Ye Liangchen was cursing in his heart, the watermelon-headed man came over to make friends.

"..." Ye Liangchen took two steps back, pointing at Uncle Watermelon Head: "You... are you instructor Zonge?"

"Kane! Why are you, why are you pretending to be a little girl!" Zonge exclaimed.

Nima, Uncle Watermelon Head turned out to be Instructor Zonge.

"Don't say it...it's all Aunt Lacus and the others. If I didn't come, they beat me up. Look at my eye sockets, they are still blue." Ye Liangchen made a bitter face.

"You're alright, look at me." Zonge lifted the watermelon's head and revealed his face.

"..." Ye Liangchen instantly felt that the treatment he received was much better: "Instructor, please express your condolences. I believe that your teeth will definitely grow back."

Seeing that Zonge's white teeth were all gone, Ye Liangchen really felt sorry for him. As for Zonge's nosebleed, he could completely ignore it.

"Grow hair, I'm almost 30 years old, it's impossible to grow it." Zonge complained: "I don't know what's wrong with the old man, but he came to the singer recruitment meeting and said To germinate his second spring."

"General Leroy is here too?" Ye Liangchen was a little surprised.

"Yes." Zoeng nodded.

"..." General Leroy actually came to join in the fun?

Really incredible feeling.

"You don't know, this old man loves to sing the most. When he heard that there was a singer recruitment conference, he would vigorously promote it and promote it throughout the Waterland continent, so he immediately signed up to participate." Zonge explained.

Ye Liangchen glanced at the entire venue of the singer recruitment meeting, but he didn't see General Leroy at all.

At this time, the singers of the first group had finished their performance.Ye Liangchen went to talk with instructor Zonge, but he didn't pay attention to what the first group of singers sang and who they were.

The second group came on stage.

The second group has a bald head. It is more shiny than Ye Liangchen's black iron bald head. It looks about 40 or [-] years old, thin and weak, and looks a bit underwhelming.Wearing a patchwork of clothes, holding a staff in his hand.

There was only one person, who seemed to be singing solo.

The bald head cleared his throat: "Everyone, the song I want to sing for you is "Peerless Little Gong". I hope you like it."

When the bald head spoke, Ye Liangchen was dumbfounded.

"Teacher... Instructor..." Ye Liangchen pointed to the bald head on the stage: "This person is General Leroy?"

"You just found out..." Zuo Enge glanced at Ye Liangchen, waved the ribbon in his hand and shouted: "Pavarotti! I love you!"

"Pfft..." Ye Liangchen sprayed directly.

Brother, are you here to participate in the singer recruitment meeting, or are you here to be funny?

"Instructor, how did General Leroy become like this? If you didn't listen to the voice, you wouldn't be able to recognize it at all." Ye Liangchen looked puzzled.

Old General Leroy, although usually bald, does not look so thin.Moreover, although he is bald, he has a beard all over his face. Now this bald head has no beard, and he looks about 40 to [-] years old.

Except for the voice, it doesn't look like a person at all!
"This dead old man was born like this, and his beard was also glued on, saying that it was to maintain his majesty." Zonge replied.

"Okay..." A singer recruitment meeting overturned most of Ye Liangchen's worldview.

Above, General Leroy has begun to sing.

Not just singing, but also singing and dancing.

Anyway, Ye Liangchen listened to it in a cloud, but a large group of people around him applauded, especially the instructor Zonge fainted three times.I don't know how many of these applauding people were beaten by General Leroy.

Next, one group after another came to the stage to sing.

Finally it was the turn of Lacus and the others. This group of people even named it "Pretty Girls Choir", and they jumped up and down on the stage and howled dryly.

Ye Liangchen wanted to dig a hole several times to get in, but Lax stared at Ye Liangchen twice, and Ye Liangchen obediently waved the flower ball and shouted.

As for Xiaonu and Nini, needless to say they are more active than Ye Liangchen, these two guys are probably more afraid of beating, right?
Originally, I thought Lacus and the others only sang one song.As a result, after the Demacian folk song was sung, the Bandle folk song was sung, and then the Ionian folk song was sung=.From the looks of it, they are probably planning to sing Pirtov folk songs and Blue Flame Island folk songs!

"Go on! Don't waste everyone's time!"

"Get out! You sing so badly!"

The audience had already started throwing stones and eggs at the eggs, and some even threw slippers, one of which fell directly in front of Lacus.

That's good, Lux immediately got angry.

"Who threw the slippers! Stand up for my mother!" Lacus rolled up his sleeves, and a ball of magic light instantly condensed in his hands.

"Don't! Don't do it!" Coppola hurried up: "Master Lux, calm down, calm down!"

Under Coppola's persuasion, the magic light ball in Lux's hand slowly disappeared:
"Huh! Tell you, whoever doesn't applaud! Throws things around! I'll blow him up!"

In the end, the group of Lacus continued to sing the Piltov folk song and the Lanyan Island folk song. The people below recognized it was Lacus, and they had to show some face and applauded.

Ye Liangchen heaved a sigh of relief seeing Lacus and her group finally step down.

If this continues, Ye Liangchen will feel ashamed to mess around in Wangcheng.

"Hello, little beauty, are you interested in being my cheerleader?"

Paku's voice suddenly sounded.

Recently, it seems that Pacu rarely comes to make trouble.Which beauty is this guy looking for?
Ye Liangchen looked for the sound, and suddenly felt a bad feeling in his heart.

Nima!This guy is not talking about me, is he?
Ye Liangchen took two steps back, with the pumpkin head on his back, Instructor Zonge.

"It's you, little beauty, don't be excited, don't be surprised, with your beauty, it's too wasteful not to be my cheerleader." The greasy-faced Paku walked towards Ye Liangchen: "I'm the default champion of this singer recruitment conference Oh, follow me, maybe you can become a singer in the future, I think you were cheering for Lacus and the others just now, do you think they have a future at this level?"

"I'm not interested." Ye Liangchen said with a curled voice.

The reason for squinting is because now men are disguised as women, and still dressed like this, I really can't afford to lose this person, especially in front of Paku.

"Not interested? You don't know my identity yet, do you? I'm the son of Minister of the Interior Vincent. With me covering you, aren't you famous every minute?" Paku pulled Quincy who was following him: "And, My brother, he has his eyes on you, right? Although you are young now, you can get engaged first."

I said, this teasing actually came to Lao Tzu's head.

Ye Liangchen couldn't figure out what level of aesthetics these people had!
Quincy even took a fancy to him with his bruised nose and swollen face.

"Paku, it's time for you to play soon, let's stop playing." John, Paku's other dog leg, reminded.

"Okay, it's really boring." Paku glanced at Ye Liangchen: "I haven't played enough, Kane, I'll come down to find you after my performance."

I say!

This guy has already recognized himself!

Ye Liangchen was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

When Paku went up to perform, Lacus and the others had already come out from the backstage and found Ye Liangchen.

"Kane, those people booed just now, why didn't you scold them! Is there anyone who plays a fan like you!" Wei pointed at Ye Liangchen's nose and scolded.

Ye Liangchen was getting angry because of Paku's incident, and Wei hit the gun.

"Shut up!" Ye Liangchen slapped Wei's hand, "It's okay to embarrass you, and you even embarrass me, is there anyone like you? Look at what I look like now! I'm almost ashamed! I was laughed to death!"

As he spoke, Ye Liangchen grabbed the wig off his head and threw it on the ground.

"You..." Wei pointed at Ye Liangchen and was speechless.

"I turned against you, you brat, you dare to say that we are ashamed!" Lacus rushed over angrily, and kicked Ye Liangchen's ass.

With a "bang", Ye Liangchen flew up.

"..." I forgot, Lux is here too, this guy got his shoes thrown just now, but he was out of breath.

Ye Liangchen felt that his ass had been kicked to pieces.

The scenery in front of him flew away, and he flew straight to the stage.

"what!"

"Bang!" Ye Liangchen slammed heavily on Paku who was singing on the stage...

(End of this chapter)

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