Song Dynasty Cannon Fodder Counterattack Record

Chapter 13
Li Buqi glanced at the portrait suspiciously. Although he dare not say it is perfect, there will definitely not be a portrait that reflects this person's face more realistically than this portrait in Song Dynasty, and there is nothing wrong with it. .He said suspiciously: "This is exactly your face in the painting. If you say something is inappropriate, I will change it for you."

Unexpectedly, Mr. You jumped up: "It's not how I can change it? Don't deceive me that I don't know how to draw."

Ok?Is this a mess?Li Buqi couldn't help but frowned when he remembered that Mr. You wanted a portrait of himself, and many onlookers, including the bookstore clerk, looked strange and quietly hid back.

Lian Guangzhi couldn't stand it anymore, and stepped forward and said, "My friend, this is clearly a painting of you, how can you say it was a painting of someone else? Don't you think so?"

There were very few people who responded, and most of them didn't even dare to make a sound, even the bookstores, the buddies, and the owners who sold the Four Treasures of the Study.It seems that this surname You is not a good stubble.

Stiff neck surnamed You: "I can't even see that it's me in the painting, how did you see it?" He asked the helper beside him: "Do you think it looks like me?"

More than a dozen companions and helpers all shook their heads: "It's not like that at all. How do you feel?" And squeezed to Lian Guangzhi's side to deliberately show off his muscles and look provocative.

The one surnamed You had a smirk on his face: "That's right! Boy, you don't have enough skills, so don't come out to show your eyes. But my son is willing to do good things, and seeing your appearance is pitiful, so I bought you for five yuan. This painting. Wang Er, give him five cents."

A companion took out five cents from the bag and counted them on purpose, and then threw it at Li Buqi.It seems that it is already obvious that this person is a troublemaker.With a sudden change in his mind, Li Buqi had already decided to use this guy as a stepping stone.So he didn't move and let the copper coin fall to the ground.

The surname You frowned and said, "Why do you think five cents are too little?"

Li Buqi shook his head: "I have already stated that I won't take any money if the painting doesn't look like it. I just ask you, what do you think I really don't like the painting?"

Mr. You laughed: "Of course not, it's not me at all!"

Li Buqi waved his hand to Lian Guangzhi, who was about to do it, and asked again: "Young master, do you think the painting is really not you?"

"of course not!"

Li Buqi cupped his hands and said: "So that's the case, it's because I'm not good at learning, I'm apologizing."

Li Buqi straightened up and rolled up the portrait, but Mr. You stretched out his hand: "Bring it!"

Li Buqi pretended to be puzzled: "What?"

"A portrait."

Li Buqi pretended to be surprised this time: "What does the young master want this portrait for? It's not about you."

Mr. You wanted to get a portrait for nothing, so he denied that Li Buqi's painting was good. His original intention was that if he didn't buy the portrait, it would be useless to Li Buqi.Who wants Li Buqi but doesn't give it.But it didn't bother him, he rolled his eyes and said: "By the way, since you admit that you are not good at learning, you must pay me for sitting here for so long."

Now Lian Guangzhi was about to explode, but Li Buqi stopped him with his eyes, and asked calmly, "I don't know what compensation you want?"

Mr. You stretched out a finger: "Puanqian! I won't blackmail you either. I have so many people basking in the sun for such a long time, so I have to give them some money for tea."

As soon as these words came out, the crowd of onlookers was in a commotion, but Li Buqi still lowered his eyes and turned his head to ask Lian Guangzhi: "Where does my brother have any money? Lend it to my younger brother first."

Lian Guangzhi had already seen some tricks, and immediately took out the money in his bag.It was a risk, exactly one thousand and one coins, Li Buqi counted seven hundred coins and asked, "Is this feasible?"

Mr. You thought that Li Buqi would give him the portrait because he looked penniless in linen clothes, but he didn't expect that Li Buqi would lend him the money. I regretted it so much, I had to yell strangely: "I'm talking about being consistent enough, how can I just save it all the time?"

Copper coins in the Song Dynasty were very valuable, so it is generally said that Yiguanqian is Yiguanjian. There are only [-] Wen copper coins, but Yiguanzu is [-] Wen copper coins, which is a difference of [-] Wen.Now people are talking louder.But Li Buqi still counted out three hundred papers and put them on the ground without changing his face: "Is this enough?"

Mr. You has already determined that Li Buqi is a stubborn one, but there is nothing he can do about it. He can't grab things in Daxiangguo Temple in broad daylight, right?Although his father's background is strong, the bald donkeys of Daxiangguo Temple are not easy to mess with. Let his father know that he is causing trouble in Daxiangguo Temple. He must be beaten.Now some patrolling monks have been attracted, so he waved the folding fan, and a companion should immediately come up to get the money.Li Buqi stretched out his hand to block the companion: "Wait a minute. This is not a small amount of money for me, you have to have an explanation after collecting the money."

Mr. You stared: "What do you want to say?"

Li Buqi said: "No matter what, we have to make a written proof to show that the two have nothing to do with each other from now on."

Mr. You said: "Then hurry up, I can't wait."

Li Buqi went to Lian Guangzhi's hexagram booth, picked up a pen and wrote two documents, and then read them out, only saying that Mr. You thought that the portrait Li Buqi painted was nothing like himself, it was a completely different person, Li Buqi Qi used the same money to compensate Mr. You for the time he wasted, and the two have nothing to do with each other ever since.

Mr. You had no objection to this, so the two signed their signatures and stamped their fingerprints and invited monks from Daxiangguo Temple to testify.The monk didn't want to offend Mr. You, and hoped to settle the matter as soon as possible, so he also signed and stamped his fingerprints.

Young Master You's companion took the money, Lian Guangzhi asked in a low voice, "Brother, what do you want?"

Li Buqi smiled slightly and said, "Brother, just wait and see the good show."

Turning around, he picked up the pen and wrote three words on the portrait, and said loudly to Lian Guangzhi, "I happen to be short of an advertisement that can be seen at a glance, so I will use him." He unfolded the portrait Show it to the crowd and ask: "What do you think?"

The literate people in the crowd were surprised at first after seeing the portrait, and then couldn't help laughing. Those who couldn't read quickly asked, "What's written on it?" After the literate people explained, they laughed too. stand up.Li Buqi continued to say loudly: "When the hang is broken, I will go home and wipe my ass!"

Now everyone couldn't help laughing.But the clerk of the bookstore hurriedly said quietly: "Little brother, you have caused trouble. Mr. You's father is the leader of the Tokyo City Quality Depository, even in Kaifeng Mansion. If you provoke him, you will definitely not good."

Li Buqi didn't care, but it was easy for Han Qi to kill an unknown person, but it might not be so easy to kill a famous person.If something like this happens today, it will spread in Tokyo immediately. This is definitely a good opportunity to create momentum for yourself.As for the head of the quality library, what is it compared to Han Qi?
Mr. You had just walked a few steps, when he suddenly heard people behind him laughing, turned his head subconsciously, saw someone turning their heads to look at them, and turned their heads away when they found him looking over.He was puzzled, so he asked a companion to go back to have a look, and in a blink of an eye, the companion ran back like a mad dog: "It's not good. That guy wrote three big characters like a thief on your portrait, young master, and he wants to hang it on the wall to show off! "

"What? Look like a thief?" Mr. You jumped up immediately: "Treat me like a thief? How bold!"

Since he was a child, no one dared to tease him like this. He immediately turned around and killed him and came back and shouted: "Man Wu, how dare you take my portrait as a thief? If you don't ask who I am, do you want to live? "

Li Buqi was still unflappable, holding the letter signed by Young Master You just now in his hand: "Young Master You just joked, how dare I take the portrait of Young Master You as a thief? You just said that the painting is not you! Young Master You will not Are you so forgetful?"

"You..." Mr. You was speechless for a while.

Seeing a few bald donkeys also had a funny face, Mr. You knew that he was planted today.He is also a bachelor: "I bought this painting."

Li Buqi shook his head: "I won't sell it, this is one of my rare masterpieces."

"Two guan, no, three guan money!"

Li Buqi shook his head again: "Not for sale. I want the world to see what a thief looks like."

Mr. You almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: "Don't bully me too much! Do you know who I am?"

Li Buqi snorted and said, "When did I bully you? This is my painting, it's none of your business, can you still steal it? I don't care who you are?"

Several monks couldn't see it well, and an older one hurried up to persuade: "Little benefactor, it's convenient for you and others, so sell this painting to You benefactor."

Li Buqi bowed himself to be taught, and then turned to Mr. You: "Since Mr. You sincerely wants this painting, I will give you a discounted price. I will bring you twelve feet, and you can take the painting."

(End of this chapter)