Interstellar Gardener Life

Chapter 47 The Handsome Guy's "Death" [Recommendation Ticket Plus 12]
Monday, September 24, afternoon.

In the office, a half-old, not new, but ordinary round wall clock "tick, tick" crawled on the grid.Its hour hand has passed "one" and the minute hand is heading towards "four".

Yao Yuan sat in a hard chair and dozed off with his legs resting on the desk.He opened his eyes and raised his eyes to look at the wall clock, put down his legs, stretched long, and was about to get up to call Jiang Ling.

In the small room of the office, a copier without a power supply, bundles of unopened printing paper, empty plastic folders, flower pots with dead flowers and other sundries were crowded together with two sofas with broken armrests.

Jiang Ling curled up on the sofa, covered with her sports coat and a blanket.The blankets were old but clean.Familiar piano music sounded, followed by familiar voice and lyrics.Jiang Ling took a deep breath, opened his eyes suddenly, opened his things and got up.

Yao Yuan sat back outside again, and then he secretly smiled - because of Jiang Ling's cell phone ringing.

The ringtone is not loud, but now mobile phones are multi-functional, not only can listen to and play, but ordinary external playback is also no problem.So Yao Yuan could hear it very clearly—it was an English pop song, with a hoarse male voice and affectionate lines:

Here mouth I mouth am, mouth this mouth is mouth me.

There's, no, where, else, on, Earth, I'd, rather, be.

Here I am am, it's just me and you.

And, tonight, we, make, our dreams, come, true...【※】

(I'm here, this is me
I'd rather be here than anywhere else in the world

I'm here, here, me and you

Tonight we live out our dreams...)
……

Jiang Ling didn't pinch her phone when she came out: "I'm going to the bathroom." So Yao Yuan watched Jiang Ling walk out of the office and touched his chin.It seems that this song is very popular with this little girl?Go buy a high-definition disc for her?To know……

——Friendship can not only be eaten, but also given away!
Yao Yuan didn't think it was shameful or wrong to please a little girl in order to try his best to rescue his brothers.So Yao Yuan did what he said, found a piece of paper and wrote down the first few lines of the lyrics.

But halfway through writing, the phone rang.Yao Yuan looked at the number and quickly picked it up: "Hello, I'm Yao Yuan. Teacher Du? Are you here?"

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Teacher Du teaches etiquette, so he naturally attaches great importance to punctuality.But whether there is a traffic jam or not, who knows?So she had to go out early and be prepared.It turned out to be ten minutes early.

Being a little early is respectful, but more than 10 minutes and it's another faux pas, second only to being late.

So Teacher Du waited for a few minutes and called Yao Yuan on time.

……

In the afternoon corridor of the office building, it is always very quiet.As usual, everyone is taking a lunch break.

Yao Yuan leaned against the concrete wall outside the bathroom, waiting for Jiang Ling to come out.He helplessly heard the light-controlled faucet inside start three times—the sound of water flowing intermittently three times.Then Jiang Ling's footsteps came towards the door.

As a result, Yao Yuan was surprised to find that Jiang Ling had completely changed his appearance in just a few minutes: he was no longer always a little tired like in the morning, but became full of energy, kind and elegant... To put it bluntly, a little There is a lot of temperament coming out!

Nothing special!

It's just a soft green sweater with long sleeves, black sweatpants, and sneakers—it's just a different set. It doesn't change any real problems, and it still has nothing to do with beautiful clothes.

Well, this sweater is of good quality, bright and generous in color, and looks comfortable.Jiang Ling's figure is also just right.Not fat not thin, well-proportioned texture.Neck, clavicle, arms, chest is chest, waist is waist... oops, can't see... legs are legs.

Bright eyebrows, dignified face, perfect figure, perfect skin.

Yao Yuan scanned Jiang Ling covertly from head to toe with the speed he had trained hard, without any guilt—he is a man.

No, still no.return……

—and posture.

Yao Yuan finally realized that Jiang Ling was "stretched"!Holding up the standard social airs, he is also very skillful.

……

Jiang Ling actually did nothing.Except for going to the bathroom, she just took off her sports jacket, adjusted her sweater, combed her short hair, washed her face, and finally reapplied her skin cream and lip balm.

Because Jiang Ling has sharp facial features now, she was not surprised to know that Yao Yuan was outside.On the contrary, when she saw Yao Yuan's astonishment, Jiang Ling was surprised—she knew that her diarrhea had made her figure better, but since then Jiang Ling has been busy all over the place, and she sees herself in the mirror every day, Not fully aware of it.

It's like a child of a few years old.Parents see each other every day, and they won't feel that their children are growing too fast.But the distant grandparents will be surprised every time they see each other once a year.

In addition, the standard movements that Jiang Ling practiced these days are also very good for the body: mainly for coordinating responses, and incidentally including body shape.But every time Jiang Ling completed those exercises, she was completely exhausted: she was able to take a shower before going to bed, thanks to Heguoyu's contempt!

So Jiang Ling looked at Yao Yuan in a daze, looked down at himself slightly, and asked Yao Yuan, "What's wrong?"

Yao Yuan stood up straight unknowingly: "Oh... Teacher Du is here."

Jiang Ling nodded: "Where?"

Yao Yuan naturally "please" with his sideways hand: "Go forward, room 216. Small reception room."

Jiang Ling turned and stepped forward.

Yao Yuan followed behind Jiang Ling: "Have you taken etiquette class?"

Jiang Ling spread her hands slightly, without shrugging her shoulders—in Qi Ya's formal socializing, this gesture was considered too casual and frivolous.Generally, it can only appear after the alert is lifted and the bad news is cancelled. "Learned a bit on Xingwang." Half an afternoon.It is equivalent to eight classes in reality, each four 10 minutes. 【※】

Yao Yuan finally completed the last part of the "scan": buttocks are buttocks. "Just in time."

Jiang Ling shook his head: "It's not just right, it was last Friday. After you left, Zhao Yonggang said that it's best to prepare for etiquette."

OK!Yao Yuan was suddenly a little jealous of Zhao Yonggang: "You are so beautiful."

Jiang Ling stopped and turned around, smiling sincerely: "Thank you. You are also very handsome." Turn back and continue walking.

Yao Yuan touched his nose - well, the praise is sincere enough.But this girl obviously regarded Yao Yuan's personal compliment as a lesson exercise!So in response, this praise has also become a drill, and the meaning has been greatly reduced...

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In terms of unit attributes, this place is much lower-key than those luxurious government office buildings.However, although the house is old, with the horizontal, vertical, spacious and tough style of infrastructure in the late 70s and early 80s, the decoration has been renovated several times, overall or partially, but the basic layout cannot be changed.

Therefore, in this building with concrete floor and concrete walls, there are several beautiful rooms that are trendy and comfortable—for example, 216, the small reception room where Teacher Du is now.There are light brown floor tiles, a warm yellow sofa, a matching glass coffee table, a water dispenser, and a dome light.

The decoration of the whole room is light and clear.

The door of the small drawing room was open.Before Jiang Ling reached the door, she saw a woman in her fifties sitting on the sofa inside, drinking tea.Hearing someone coming, he nodded to her from a distance, and slowly stood up.

This woman was dressed in black, and Jiang Ling recognized it as an Italian brand.The shirt is more lively, with long sleeves and an open collar, but the opening is not low, and the hem at the two corners is made long to tie a decorative knot at the waist; the straight trousers have a good drape; lastly, there are also a pair of black leather shoes on the feet .There are no glass diamonds, but the elegant lines are created with superb craftsmanship.

Jiang Ling paused, and handed back the bag and the sports jacket in his hand: "Help me. Thank you."

Yao Yuan took the things, Jiang Ling continued to move forward, and then Jiang Ling stopped at the door, stood upright, put his heels together, put his left hand back, his right forearm was vertical, his forearm was horizontal, his five fingers pressed the lower part of his left rib, and he leaned forward Five degrees, with a straight back, lowered eyes, not bowing his head: "Good afternoon, Mr. Du."

……

Lay your belly and bow five degrees to your teachers and elders - it shows respect.But please remember to straighten your back; because they can teach you knowledge and experience, but they are not qualified to make you lose your dignity.

Bow thirty degrees to the person you serve—it's a sign of loyalty.Also remember to keep your back straight.

Pressing shoulders to honorable lords, bowing 45 or even [-] degrees - their status comes from the responsibilities they bear.So they are qualified to stand on your shoulders, stand on the accumulated work of your hard work, and lead you...

Plus, if you can take that much on your shoulders, you can get into that seat too.So, ask it, ask yourself.

If you are lucky enough to meet the emperor of the Chia Empire, put your right hand on the left side of your neck and bow ninety degrees—your blood flow, your breath, everything about you and even the most precious life come from the empire and belong to the empire .The Empire is loyal to you, and the Empire will do everything in its power to protect you, no matter where you are in the universe; and you should return the same loyalty.

——Please note: foreign honorary citizens do not have this qualification.Honorary titles only indicate friendship and have nothing to do with mutual loyalty.The Empire welcomes you, but the Empire is not responsible for your lives outside the Empire.Please greet the emperor with the etiquette of greeting your Excellency.

Finally, citizens of the empire, the only ones who can let your knees fall are the martyrs: soldiers and generals who died to protect the empire, explorers who died to open up the star field, waiters, teachers, farmers who worked hard all their lives, Etc., etc.Any citizen who has dedicated his life to the empire, even if he has been in prison.

All etiquette is voluntary only.Imperial law, there is no enforcement of this.

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Jiang Ling interacted with Mr. Du according to the tutorials on Xingwang. At the same time, she briefly recalled the cultural introduction she saw at that time.Of course, the description on the site does not mean the essence of a civilization or a society.But at least salute with such an understanding, the etiquette will be more easily interpreted in place.

There was originally a three-hour class in the afternoon.But after some conversations, Teacher Du happily announced that she had finished teaching today.

Then she laughed.And this made Jiang Ling and Yao Yuan discover that although Teacher Du is thin, strict, and has deep law lines, once she smiles, she will immediately reveal the shadow of her youth - she must have been very beautiful back then.

"For formal occasions, remember that the voice can be louder. Of course, if it is our current distance, this is enough."

"Okay, I remember."

Teacher Du nodded slowly in satisfaction: "According to the original arrangement, tomorrow's content is dinner, and the day after tomorrow is ballroom dancing. But I think ballroom dancing can be advanced one day, what do you think?"

Jiang Ling said awkwardly: "I also learned about eating on Xingwang.com, but I think it's better to do it a few times. As for ballroom dancing... I tried it once, and the situation was very bad."

At that time, Jiang Ling was taking a break between classes, and the game mode he chose was the blood bar on the head of the virtual dance partner. If he stepped on his foot, the blood value would be deducted according to the severity.As for stepping on the wrong rhythm, the system will pop up balloons making funny faces one by one, slowly floating to the ceiling.

These balloon bubbles won't keep irritating you in front of your eyes, but after the end, if you are interested, you can watch "Great Achievements".

As a result, the virtual handsome guy was trampled to death by Jiang Ling under the different grimaces all over the ceiling.

It's fine if you die, it's not that Jiang Ling has never played games or killed monsters.Just before he died, the handsome guy still posed and threw Jiang Ling a sad look, and then he fell down slowly with his heart in his hands...

——Even the graceful posture of falling down is exemplary!The degree of poignancy is completely comparable to the last scene of the ballet "Death of the Swan", and it is very exaggerated!

This is not over yet.

After the handsome guy died, his face was peaceful and smiling, which was completely different from his expression when he was dying. Then a few seconds later, the handsome guy's body was refreshed into a very cute and Q doll with grimaces.And if you don't throw the doll into the trash can, when you log in to the game again, you will see it in the decoration cabinet in the ballroom by default—that is Jiang Ling's game record.

So at that time, Jiang Ling was so tender and scorched by the thunder, and when he recovered, he couldn't stop laughing, and he really didn't have the strength to try a second time.

(End of this chapter)