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Chapter 22 Hot Scene
On the square, the three banners were pulled, and the unprecedented title was as eye-catching as fireflies in the dark night.

Anyone who sees these three banners will definitely stop for it, and people are in groups, if there is one, there will be two, and if there are two, there will be a group...

In almost a short while, many people gathered before the three banners.It's just that before the three banners, there is a clear distinction.

"Shocked! The man kissed another man by the river."

Before this banner, most of them were women with a curious look on their faces.

One of the girls with freckles on her face seemed to have discovered a new world. She stared at the banner with bright eyes and kept chattering to her female companion:

Saying that, the freckled girl squatted down and picked up a photo stone.Looking left and right, I found that most of the surroundings were sisters from the same sect.

Since there are mostly women, the freckled girl has no scruples, and a real essence is injected into it, and the picture in the photo stone is projected.

"The world is going downhill! There are strong men in the Taihua sect who like to wear women's clothes!"

In front of this banner, many people seemed to be disgusted and pointed at it.

There were men and women among these people, but most of them were filled with disgust when they saw what was written on the banner.

"Huh! Such behavior is really insulting to the family! I want to see who is so perverted!"

At this moment, a middle-aged man with a righteous face came out from the crowd, picked up a photo stone from the ground, and after a stream of innate qi was injected into it, the photo stone began to project a lifelike image.

"Look, the most important principles of martial arts that silence Senior Brother Li!"

But before this banner, it was even more lively, many people even laughed out loud, their words were full of disdain for this sentence.

"Let Senior Brother Li be silent? Hmph, what a big tone! With Senior Brother Li's cultivation and knowledge, even ordinary innate warriors would not dare to boast about this."

"That's right, you say you are so powerful, do you think you are a great power in the realm of true martial arts?"

"Junior Brother Wang, you are also a martial artist, so it's up to you. I want to see which martial artist dares to speak so loudly!"

An existence who was clearly a cultivator pointed fingers at another inner disciple who thought he was wearing white clothes.

And the so-called Junior Brother Wang is actually a middle-aged man with graying temples.For a senior brother who was much younger than himself, Junior Brother Wang frowned after hearing the words, but finally did as he did.

A burst of innate qi was injected, and Wang Zheng's voice came out from the picture stone.

"My name is Wang Dahui, and I'm an actor. I'm filming a low-budget martial arts drama."

This opening monologue, almost in no particular order, sounded in three corners of the square.

And Wang Zheng's sluggish expression in the illusion first made everyone stunned.

Is this different from what is written on the banner?What about Wang Dahammer, we don't care who you are?Is the content in the banner behind?

Although they didn't see the end of what they wanted to see at the first glance, but with such thoughts, these people continued to watch in unison.

The scene that the rotten girl is waiting to see is a kiss between a man and a man.

Those who look disgusted are waiting to see who is indecent.

As for the other part of the people, they had a sneer on their faces, looking at what the so-called martial arts wisdom that silenced Senior Brother Li was.

In the distance, Wang Zheng looked at the three locations and the phantoms emerged at the same time, and there were more and more people watching, with a triumphant smile on his face:

"I'm not afraid that you have your own thoughts, but I'm afraid that you won't watch it!"

Wang Zheng had absolute confidence in never expecting it, so seeing the three groups of people stop before the photo stone with their own thoughts, he felt that it was exactly what he wanted.

Sure enough, the next moment, hahaha laughter began to echo in the square.This smile naturally attracted more people's attention.

"Haha, who is that Wang Dahammer? He looks pretty good-looking, why is he like a fool, and he even holds a toy sword in his hand."

"Yes, yes, the funniest thing is that the toy sword can still flash, just like a magic weapon."

"Where is there, how can there be such an ugly magic weapon? That flash... It can't do it, I laughed to death."

A group of women laughed while watching Wang Zheng's performance in the illusion.

Of course, there are also some people with a sneer on their faces:

"Hmph! His eyes are dull and his face is sluggish. It's obviously a waste of waste. I want to see where the so-called wisdom of martial arts is!"

As more and more people surrounded the photo stone, the smile on Wang Zheng's face became more and more obvious.

UC shocked the department, and it did not disappoint itself!
The phantoms of the three positions continued to play, and soon, the scene of Nangong Tiezhu's appearance was played.

Following the appearance of Nangong Tiezhu, another burst of discussions resounded in the square.

"Haha, who is this person? Why have you forgotten how to speak? By the way, that thing is called lines, how can you even forget the lines?"

"Fuck? This person seems to be Nangong Tiezhu, an outer disciple of the Spiritual Beast Garden, but I remember that person seems to be bald?"

"Hmph! She's quite tall, but it's a pity that she's another trash!"

Nangong Tiezhu's appearance unsurprisingly received a wave of laughter and ruthless ridicule.

Wang Zheng in the distance looked at the performance of the monks of the Taihua Sect, and a sneer hung on the corner of his mouth:
"Just wait, for you idiots who have never seen the world, this show is full of laughs from the beginning to the end!"

Sure enough, as the phantom continued to play, Wang Dahammer threw away the toy sword, and took out a printed secret book with four large characters of the Nine Yin Manual from his pocket.

Then he threw the cheat book away, and looked at his hands with a face of sudden realization:
"It turned out that I was using the boxing technique. Nine Yinshen Fist, it sounded so good. I felt a powerful force converging on both fists. My left fist was as hot as a flame, and my right fist was as cold as frost. "

With the appearance of this scene, everyone burst into laughter, even those who were waiting for the truth of martial arts with a sneer all twitched the corners of their mouths.

Not because of anything else, but because of the special effect of the fifty cents in Wang Dahammer's hand.

The flame special effect of the red font, the frost special effect of the blue font.It directly made most people laugh out of nowhere.

And Wang Dahammer's next lines deepened this comedy effect.

For a while, most of the onlookers were already firmly attracted. This is the charm of diaosi culture that they never expected.

"Hahaha, I can't, I can't help it anymore. Isn't this too careless?"

"I thought I was going to perform some powerful martial arts, but it turned out to be this thing? In Wang Dahammer's words, I got a big fork, what is it? I didn't even do special effects, so it's too perfunctory to type directly?"

"Hee hee, I suddenly discovered that although Wang Dahui's cultivation base is a bit poor, he is really cute. No way, I will call him Hammer in the future."

Seeing the plot continue to develop, Nangong Tiezhu was knocked down by Wang Dahammer's big move, fell to the ground and muttered to himself:

"It's amazing! The way of heaven can damage more than it can make up for, and the way of man can't damage enough to give more than enough. I am worthy of being the inheritor of the Nine Yin Scriptures, and I have no regrets in my life."

Following this round of lines being uttered by Nangong Tiezhu, many people's pupils shrank in vain!
(End of this chapter)