She conquered the whole world by cooking

Chapter 67 The children next door are crying
Tiandi checked their copying tasks, there were twenty large books densely packed, Tiandi didn't care what was copied, she just wanted to test their sense of responsibility.

Five days is the exact time given to them by heaven and earth, and Ah Ze and the others copied it before.A Ze used it for three days, A Dao used it for three days, the real Marshal took it for four days, that man took it for four days, and the snack took four and a half days.

Even if the gods are like this, Tiandi doesn't think that Feng Concubine and Tang Chenhua will go anywhere soon, and the speed of picking up snacks is rounded up, isn't it five days?
On this basis, Tiandi gave another "little temptation" - iPad!Human beings are easily distracted when they are tired. At this time, if they put a leisure tool by their side, it is not certain whether they can finish copying within five days.

Fortunately, Feng Yin and Tang Chenhua's self-control was higher than Tiandi imagined, if they didn't complete this task within five days, Tiandi might beat them up before taking them away.

Now that they were done, Tiandi didn't have to bother to beat them up. With a wave of his hand, the three of them arrived at the famous Kunlun Mountain in China.

Everything changed in the blink of an eye, and when they came to the snow-capped mountains thousands of kilometers away, Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua were a little dazed for a moment.

The hard stone steps turn into soft snow layers, dare you say you are not confused?
Tiandi is undoubtedly a god who knows how to enjoy himself. As soon as she arrived, she waved her hand and placed three reclining chairs and three small tables on the ground. Each small table was filled with peanuts, melon seeds, beer and drinks.

After making eye contact with Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua, Tiandi lay down on it by herself, and as soon as Fang lay down, she let out a comfortable sigh: "It's comfortable!"

Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua's faces were full of black lines, seeing Tiandi's posture, it is obvious that this kind of thing has not been done less.Although I don't know what Tiandi brought them here, but the preparations have been prepared for them, why don't they lie down and try?

Feng Yin and Tang Chenhua each walked to a reclining chair. When their backs touched the reclining chair, they realized why Tiandi said it was comfortable.

On the surface, this recliner is just made of bamboo strips, and it feels hard to lie on. In fact, you lie on it as if you are lying on soft cotton, and your back seems to be pushed by countless small hands. It is completely a recliner. Type massage machine ah!
As for why the effect is different from what it looks on the surface, Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua don't intend to delve into it.

Naturally, Heaven and Earth have means. To give them enjoyment is to think highly of them. When it’s time to enjoy, ask questions.

For such a whole day, Tiandi took Feng and his concubine to watch the snow scene on the top of Kunlun Mountain, enjoy the comfortable massage on the back, eat peanuts and melon seeds, and drink when they were thirsty. Their.

There is no way to become a god. There is food and drink... But this massage is very comfortable.

The next morning, Feng Yan woke up from the reclining chair. She slept very comfortably last night, and she didn't even have a dream.

As soon as she raised her hand, she found that she was covered with a man's coat. It seemed that it was the one that the concubine bought for Tang Chenhua before, and Tang Chenhua had always liked it.

Feng Concubine looked at Tang Chenhua, who was still sleeping soundly on the recliner beside him and was only wearing a long sleeve. She smiled sweetly, her black eyes sparkled, and her whole body was filled with "I'm so happy".

After tempering, Feng Concubine and Tang Chenhua are no longer afraid of the cold, and the influence of temperature on them is almost negligible, but Tang Chenhua's subjective consciousness occupies the objective consciousness. Now that he is in a low temperature environment, he puts his coat on Feng Concubine's body , lest she catch a cold.

What a good man, he was worried about his concubine catching a cold, but not about himself catching a cold.You know, Feng Concubine wears more clothes than Tang Chenhua, if Feng Concubine might catch a cold, isn't the probability of Tang Chenhua catching a cold higher?
Feng Yan looked at Tiandi with a smile, seeing that she was also asleep, she couldn't help but look weird.After falling asleep last night, in a daze, she seemed to hear the... snoring sound of heaven and earth?

Feng Zhen quickly shook her head, it shouldn't be from Tiandi, Tiandi doesn't snore, the reason why she thought it was Tiandi's snoring was entirely because the snoring was made by a woman, and she didn't snore, so she subconsciously The earth thought it was sent by the heaven and the earth.

If it’s not heaven and earth, whose is it?Could it be that when Tang Chenhua snored, it was a female voice?Feng Concubine sat up abruptly, and patted herself on the head vigorously, why did she fall asleep, her brain hole is getting bigger and bigger!
"Hi, what's the matter with you?" A waxy female voice came into Feng Concubine's ears, very softly, if it wasn't for Feng Concubine's good hearing, she probably would have ignored this voice.

Feng Yan looked towards the source of the sound, and saw a delicate little man the size of a palm floating in the air.

The villain is very small, with a snow-white complexion, snow-white hair, snow-white pupils and eyelashes, and even the white skirt she wears is white. If it weren't for her being so close to Feng Concubine, Feng Concubine would not have been able to spot such a snow-white doll .

This is a very beautiful doll, the degree of delicacy of the facial features is even comparable to that of Feng Concubine.But what surprised Feng Yan even more was the villain's legs...she has no legs!
Under the skirt, the two slender and well-proportioned white legs that the concubine had imagined were not exposed, but little spots of snow-colored light, which was only seen by concubine Feng when she got close.

"You were here last night?" Feng Mi raised her eyebrows.

"Yes, I'm really sorry." The little man lowered his head slightly and smiled shyly, "I didn't mean it, but the breath of the three adults is really delicious, I couldn't help it, and stayed by your side all night .”

Feng Concubine let out an "oh" suddenly, and immediately widened her eyes, looking at this villain in disbelief.Such a small person, without even legs, had such a loud snoring sound that she could hear it even when she was asleep.

The point is that it seems to be ringing all night?

Seeing Feng Concubine's surprised and complicated expression, the villain thought Feng Concubine was angry, so he hurriedly retreated one meter away, bowed and said wrongly: "Don't be afraid, my lord! I'm satisfied just smelling the smell, and I didn't do anything to hurt you. !"

Feng Yu didn't understand why the villain's attitude suddenly became so terrified, she was just a little surprised, and made the villain so scared?
"Heh." Tiandi and Tang Chenhua were woken up by the noise, the former saw a villain bowing in front of the concubine and admitting his mistake, made a soft sound, and then grabbed the villain in his hand as soon as he stretched out his hand.

"My lord! What are you doing!" The villain struggled to escape, but heaven and earth did not allow it. Even Ah Ze and A Dao could only be caught in her hands, willing to be punished. Such a weak man could die at the touch of a pinch The villain, how could he escape?
Feng Ling opened her mouth, she saw that this villain had no malice towards them, but heaven and earth are not gods who kill innocent people indiscriminately, she shouldn't... No!she will!
Feng Concubine was still saying good things for Tiandi in her heart, saying that she is a kind and virtuous master, and she would definitely not hurt the villain, but in the end, the villain exploded in Tiandi's hands when she praised half of it!It's alive and well!It exploded into little dots of light.

The corner of Feng Jin's mouth twitched, well, she was thinking too much.

Tiandi got off the reclining chair, stretched his waist, and said lightly: "Don't think that this villain is good, she really has no intention of harming us, but it is a mistake for her to come."

Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua looked at each other, it seems that this villain is not ordinary, if Tiandi said it was a mistake, what kind of existence would that be?
"The type of villain is called Mengyin. It is a kind of elf that grows in the snow-capped mountains. It likes to look for humans who agree with them at night, and absorb their popularity to prolong its life." Tiandi picked up a bag of melon seeds. , and said while kowtowing, "Popularity is a person's spirit. Losing a lot of popularity is tantamount to being a dying old man who is dying, and death is only one step away."

"She came to us to gain the popularity of brother Tang and me?" Feng Concubine frowned. Thinking about it this way, this villain is not as kind as he looks on the surface.

"It's not just my popularity, she even cared about my Tiandi's aura." Tiandi snorted coldly, "Mengyin can't tell the difference between my aura and my aura. She smelled me last night and thought I was a special human being. My Popularity will be more effective than yours, so the whole night is basically dependent on me. It's a pity, how can a little dream attract away the air? She has been busy all night, and she didn't get a little bit of popularity and air .”

Only then did Feng Concubine understand, no wonder the villain called them adults as soon as he opened his mouth just now, and said that he didn't do anything to hurt them, isn't it because he couldn't absorb the popularity and air and was afraid?
"Okay, let's go to become gods." Tiandi grabbed Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua one by one, and in another moment, they reached a lake.

The surface of this lake is very clean. You can't see if there are any fish in the bottom of the lake. You can only see the blue sky and a few white clouds reflected in it.

Feng Yan and the others are standing on the lake, which is undoubtedly the handicraft of heaven and earth. She is not worried about whether she will suddenly fall, and she will run and dance for a while, having fun.

Tang Chenhua also played with Feng Concubine, Feng Concubine ran, Tang Chenhua ran behind Feng Concubine, Feng Concubine danced, Tang Chenhua danced with her.

Heaven and earth support the forehead, these two people are extremely intelligent people, and they were not stupid in their previous lives, so why are they acting like two crazy kids now!Is it still too late to replace someone as a god!

"Stop playing! Time is running out! Stand side by side for me!" Tiandi yelled, and the two stopped fighting in an instant, obediently standing still in front of Tiandi.They still remember the intimidating blow of Tiandi before!They don't want to turn into meat sauce.

Seeing that they were obedient, Tiandi smiled and nodded, then walked, walked, and walked, until he reached the shore of the lake before stopping.

Tiandi made a mouth shape to them, and Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua had a bad premonition instantly.What she said was - want to see the fireworks?

Where did the fireworks come from at this time? The only possibility is that the sky and the earth... thunder!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" There was a sound of thunder, and it landed straight on the bodies of Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua. They took turns one by one. You don't have too much and I don't have too much. The two of them don't have time to move. .

Feng Concubine & Tang Chenhua: Heaven and earth, we ****!

Tiandi, who tricked Feng Yu and Tang Chenhua into waiting for the thunderbolt, took out a pair of glasses and put them on, looked at the "firework show" in front of him and smiled: "Look, today's fireworks are so beautiful."

Tiandi took out another boiler out of thin air, and the oil pan had boiled by itself. She held the marinated chicken legs in her hand, showing a beautiful and meaningful smile.

"The marinated chicken drumsticks were lightly shaken three times in the air to shake off the excess water and marinade." Feng Yu and Tang Chenhua were nearly dehydrated by the lightning strike.

"Roll evenly in the egg liquid, so that every surface of the chicken legs is covered with the egg liquid." The clothes and hair on Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua's body were scorched by lightning, and they were tightly stuck to the body and wrapped evenly.

"Wrap it in bread crumbs, put it in an oil pan, and fry it until golden brown." Feng Yu and Tang Chenhua were charred black by lightning.

"Well, the fragrance is overflowing, and the children in the next door are all crying." Well, the meat of Feng Concubine and Tang Chenhua was cooked by lightning, and the children in the next door were all crying.

Tiandi gnawed on the big chicken leg and watched the "fireworks show". In addition to the smell of chicken, there was also a strong smell of barbecue on the tip of his nose, not to mention how appetizing it was.

When Tiandi's chicken legs were finished eating and the sky was dark, she waved her hand, and the thunder stopped, leaving only the black charcoal in the shape of two people in the middle of the lake.

Tiandi approached and smelled it, and was immediately caught in the nose by an unpleasant smell of charcoal, and said awkwardly: "Really, it's overdone, it still smells like barbecue and Tang Chenhuaxiang."

Feng Concubine and Tang Chenhua, who couldn't tell whether it was life or death: ... You are probably not a mutated version of Meng Yin!Why are you still paying attention to our taste!Has your nose been smoked?If you don't smell it, you can still hurt it if it's not bad!
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When Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua regained consciousness, they were in the villa.They listened to Tiandi's words and stood there without moving. Although they realized something was wrong, the strength of Tiandi did not give them any chance to escape, and the thunder after thunder fell on them recklessly.

It hurt at the beginning, after all, it was pierced into the body from the Tianling cover, and then the pain became unbearable. When they fell down, the thunder directly struck the body, and it hurt even more!

They also vaguely felt that this might be the way heaven and earth made them gods.

From the very beginning, Tiandi made it very clear that tempering their bodies is to prepare them to become gods. Only when they have tempered their bodies can they resist the thunder.

But at that time, they didn't take Tiandi's thunder seriously, only Tiandi was talking about the future, but they didn't expect that the future they thought was now.Fortunately, they tempered their bodies, otherwise they would not be able to resist the thunder after thunder falling on them unsuspectingly.

Feng Yan and Tang Chenhua got up from the bed, were taken aback when they looked at each other, then quickly lay down again, covering each other's bodies with the quilt.

God!Why don't they have anything on them!world!Why don't you help me change clothes!Or place them separately!How embarrassing...

Tiandi on the sofa downstairs sneezed. This time, she no longer had to guess who was talking about her behind her back. At this time, only the two kids upstairs would slander her behind her back.

Just kidding, they were naked after the lightning strike, and luckily they were covered with scorched black, otherwise Tang Chenhua would be seen naked by her, and the concubine would definitely pester her to make trouble.

After moving them back to the villa, put them on the bed, and performed the dust cleaning technique together. Once the quilt was covered, she left them alone, so how could she be in the mood to separate them.

Besides, we're all together, and we're going to get married in the future, so it's nothing to look at in advance, so what's the embarrassment?

(End of this chapter)