Primordial Crazy Thunder

Chapter 34 Second Senior Brother Sleeps

"Lingshan!"

After getting the item, Ling Yu walked out of the deacon's hall with a bad expression on his face. Apparently Ling Shan angered the deacon, which caused him to be delayed for so long to get it.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and when Ling Yu came to the teleportation platform halfway up the mountain, he only got a reply of "The teleportation platform cannot be used without authorization at night", which made Ling Yu tremble with anger.

Reluctantly, when he first came to Taishi Xianzong, he had no connections at all. In the end, he reluctantly dedicated ten Peiyuan pills to two guard disciples, so that he could accommodate.

After this incident, Ling Yu completely hated Ling Shan.

Speaking of Ling Shan, after coming to Neizong, he had already found a place to live, but what made him a little speechless.There are actually two people living together in the residence...

When he first entered the house, he was almost suffocated to death by the smell inside the house.

At that moment, a wonderful thought came to him, all the toilets are fragrant!It is conceivable how miserable he was smoked.

The room is quite spacious, with two large beds, and the smell came from the bed on the left.

On the bed lay a big lump of meat, snoring, presumably falling asleep.

Since this person was lying on his stomach, Ling Shan didn't see his face, but he could already imagine the scene.

"Squeak..."

At this time, the fat man turned over, and the overwhelmed bed screamed.

Ling Shan's eyelids twitched, he was afraid that this buddy would crush the bed.

Seeing that it was getting late, the deacon in charge of the residence must have fallen asleep, and Ling Shan could only make it through the night.

It really makes him live in the same room with a fat man who can stink to death all day long, let alone practice, he is afraid that he will go crazy in a few days.

When Ling Shan was quite anxious, the second senior brother's nose wrinkled, as if he was smelling something...

"It smells so good!"

Zhu Ganglian suddenly opened his eyes, yelled, jumped off Ling Shan's shoulders, ran to the opposite bed, took a deep breath, and enjoyed it.

"Second senior brother, your taste is a bit... unique."

Ling Shan was holding his nose right now, but seeing Zhu Ganglian's behavior almost made him retch.

Zhu Gangyi glanced at Ling Shan, "You know what, this is a stinking demon body, which naturally produces a smell. Although it is useless to me, my old pig can transform it into special spiritual power. Swallow it."

"Smelly demon body?"

With Ling Shan's knowledge, he really doesn't know what kind of system this is.

Ling Shan asked: "Then do you have a way to prevent this buddy from emitting a smell?"

He wasn't interested in any special physique, he just wanted to dispel the stinky smell.

"Easy! Look at the old pig's great method of swallowing the sky!"

Zhu Gangman sat up cross-legged with two hind legs like a human, crossed his forelimbs, closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and sucked suddenly.

Whoohoo!
A majestic suction force appeared instantly, blowing the room into a strong wind, Ling Shan's expression changed, and he hurriedly stepped forward to cover Zhu Ganglian's mouth.

"What are you doing!?"

The movement was so loud that the house was on the verge of collapse. Ling Shan had really given in to Zhu Gangli's temper.

Zhu Gangguan gave a 'bah' and shouted: "Didn't you let my old pig suck it?"

"Suck it as you like, make such a big commotion, and when the house collapses, you let me sleep in the woods?"

Ling Shan said angrily.

"Hey, accident..." Zhu Gangli snorted when he saw Ling Shan get angry.

Ling Shan raised his forehead secretly, he really wondered if Zhu Gangli had been trapped by the Great Immortal Formation for too long, and his brain was not working properly.

"Xiao Shanzi, go to sleep, I will leave this thing to me." Zhu Gangli pushed Ling Shan onto the empty bed, and ran back to the fat man.

Ling Shan was a little worried, and told him, "Take it easy."

After finishing speaking, Ling Shan sat cross-legged on the bed and began to practice. He was really afraid that the house would be demolished after falling asleep.

But then the pig just breathed slowly, and gradually eliminated all the bad smell in the house.

Silent all night.

In Ling Shan's practice, the long night seemed extremely short.

When Ling Shan opened his eyes, the sun had already appeared outside, and the next day had come.

In one night, Ling Shan consolidated his cultivation, as the saying goes: a lofty loft rises from the ground.In the initial stage of cultivation, one must build a good foundation, which is related to the advancement of cultivation in the future.

"Xiao Shanzi..."

When Ling Shan opened his eyes, a pig's face came into view.Who else but Zhu Gangguan.

Seeing his decadent and weak appearance, Ling Shan wanted to laugh, "Second Senior Brother, what's wrong, is he poisoned again?"

"Not really, I may have to sleep for a while, take it easy during this time..."

Zhu Gangli was a little weak when he spoke, and after he finished speaking, he slowly turned into a white light and landed on the back of Ling Shan's right hand.

Before Ling Shan could even speak, the back of his hand felt slightly cold, and a pattern of pig's head appeared.

Ling Shan touched it with his left hand, but felt nothing.

However, at this time, the voice of Zhu Ganglian sounded again: "Don't try to take advantage of my old pig!"

Ling Shan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and quickly said, "I'm not interested in you!"

This time, Ling Shan didn't get a response, and the second senior brother really fell asleep after thinking about it.

When Ling Shan was about to go out to report, he noticed a strange gaze.

He looked along the induction, and the fat senior brother had woken up at some point, and was looking at him with resentment.

Looking at his eyes, Ling Shan couldn't help feeling a little creepy, I didn't do anything to you, what kind of eyes...

"Senior brother, good morning."

Really unable to bear the fat man's gaze, Ling Shan twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Little brother, when did you come?"

Fatty stood up, it was as wide as three mountains...

The small eyes like soybeans looked at Ling Shan with a smile, and asked kindly.

Ling Shan resisted the chill in his heart, and replied, "I just arrived last night, and I'm about to report."

"That's it, then let's go together." The fat man said after hearing the words.

After speaking, he put on the clothes issued by Taishi Xianzong on his own.

Good guy, people wear this kind of clothes very gracefully, with the appearance of a fairy, this guy is good, he doesn't have a belt around his waist, he just wears it like this, and he smiles like a fat man of five hundred catties.

Now that everyone else has said that, Ling Shan is too embarrassed to say anything, so he can only accompany him to report.

"Junior Brother Ling Shan, why are you wearing a handyman's clothes?"

On the way together, Fatty Zhou Dahammer asked suspiciously.

Along the way, Ling Shan chatted with Zhou Dahui for a while, and found that this person was not bad-minded, and he got acquainted with him, so he replied: "It was sent by the Deacon Palace."

"Everyone in the Hall of Deacons is like this, they just like to bully newcomers!"

Zhou Dachui raised his stomach with both hands, and said angrily.

"Yo? Isn't this the famous Fatty Zhou?"

A strange voice came from behind.

(End of this chapter)