Royal Guard
Chapter 352 Baozi Shih Tzu
Chapter 352 Baozi Shih Tzu
Xu Ziqi seemed unbelievable. She knew that Jiang Hailong had the Nine Dragon Soul, and also knew that Jiang Hailong had a mutated physique, but she didn't expect that not only his body and soul had mutated, but the thing he shot was also mutated.
Nine sperm?Isn't a normal human being born several hundred million?But his Jiang Hailong only has nine.
Of course, even if you have nine items, there is still hope after all, but your nine items still have high temperature?Sterilization?Also fucking hot!
After Xu Ziqi heard it, she couldn't recover for a long time, and Jiang Hailong just waited anxiously for Xu Ziqi's reaction.
With a "Puchi", after a long time, Xu Ziqi was finally happy and burst out laughing.
"Husband, don't be discouraged, we still have a chance." Xu Ziqi comforted.
"What chance is there, my thing is nine little fire dragons, what a fucking comparison..."
"Well, I said that if there is a chance, there is a chance. You listen to me first." Xu Ziqi patted Jiang Hailong on the shoulder and said: "I got the Suzaku inheritance, and Suzaku is also one of the divine beasts. The talent is that Suzaku is really hot. It stands to reason , My body is also mutated, maybe my 'that'... 'that' has also mutated? My fire magic power has already surpassed your fire dragon power, so maybe I really don't blame you."
"Then we can't have children?" Jiang Hailong said depressedly.
"I think it's still possible!" Xu Ziqi said with narrowed eyes, "We may have taken a forked road, a crooked road."
"How?" Jiang Hailong asked puzzled.
"We can try to make friends!"
"Spiritual friendship?" Jiang Hailong's eyes lit up, he took a deep breath, and said, "Go, go back to the room and experiment..."
"You're necrotic, you haven't closed the door..." Xu Ziqi beat Jiang Hailong coquettishly and said.
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In this way, Jiang Hailong and Xu Ziqi started the human-creation project, which lasted endlessly every night, using spiritual friendship, and a lot of physical joy, and the two of them are constantly working hard.
But neither of them lived up to expectations, and Xu Ziqi's stomach just didn't move.
Two years later, Xu Ziqi finally came to a conclusion, saying that maybe it really had something to do with Jiang Hailong's Nine Dragon Soul. After all, his Nine Dragon Soul was not yet Dzogchen, and was just a young dragon.
And although her Suzaku is awakened, it should not have reached the state of perfection. If the two want to create a villain, they may have to ascend to the fairy world.However, comrades still need to work hard and continue to work day and night, maybe they will win the bid any time.
Jiang Hailong had nothing to say about this kind of argument, he just kept going every night, anyway, he liked it.
Of course, not being able to create a villain now is in line with his true wishes.Xu Ziqi's wish is very simple, that is, to leave a Jiang Hailong dragon species before ascension, to prove the crystallization of love between them.
However, Jiang Hailong actually subconsciously didn't want to leave offspring in the mortal world, because he didn't know that he would die one day, or be exterminated by others after he ascended.
Days passed, and in the past two years, the "Mr. Zhu" has gradually changed from once a day to twice a day.
That guy's first stop after get off work was to go back to Xinglong Snacks to eat steamed buns, and sometimes he would talk to Xu Ziqi.
For example:
I want to talk to you;
I want to treat you to dinner;
It's Valentine's Day, and I brought flowers, right outside the door.
Are you free tonight?
Wait, wait, every time he speaks very little, only one or two sentences.But when Xu Ziqi answered, she just shook her head calmly.
Jiang Hailong was also well aware of this matter, but he didn't point it out, a person who was in two different worlds from them, there was no need to argue with him.
The steamed stuffed buns of Xinglong Snacks are getting more and more popular, but Jiang Hailong has become less and less sustainable. He really doesn't know how to spend the money he has made.
Since a year ago, his steamed buns have been limited in supply. In his words, he steams fifty drawers a day, and does not steam any more.
Now, two years later, the number of buns he steams every day has been reduced to forty drawers, and the store closes when they are sold out, and customers are not allowed to enter.
Although this practice made many customers very dissatisfied, his reputation of Xinglong Snacks and Xinglong Steamed Buns has spread.Even some people in the upper class know that there is a steamed stuffed bun shop at the entrance of the Sunshine Community, the owner is a fat man, and the owner's wife is a fairy.The steamed stuffed buns are in limited supply, if you come late, there will be no more, and if there is an extra one, they will not sell it.
Gradually, someone called the proprietress of Xinglong Snacks "Baozi Xishi". For more than a year, not only Mr. Zhu was attracted to Xu Ziqi, but also several white-collar workers or some young people nearby were attracted to Xu Ziqi. idea.
There are also quite a few lecherous men who come here every day just because they want to see if the proprietress is worthy of the title of 'Baozi Xishi'.
Of course, regarding this matter, Jiang Hailong was not only not angry, but on the contrary, he was cheerful all day long. After steaming the buns, he took a ponytail and sat by the door, looking at people coming and going like a dick.
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One day two years later, dusk, sunset.
Jiang Hailong was sitting at the gate of the community, playing Xiangqi with a group of elders, while Xu Ziqi was also sitting under the parasol at the gate, drinking tea and reading a book.
Mr. Zhu appeared staggeringly in the sight of Jiang Hailong and Xu Ziqi, but today he was very different from the past, he seemed to be drinking too much, his face was flushed, and he was also floating when he walked, staggering from side to side.
Jiang Hailong saw this fellow, but he was not interested in saying hello, and was still watching chess with a broken mouth, and was laughed at by a group of old men as 'what a villain'.
"Mr. Zhu, why are you drinking? Sit down and have a rest. I'll make you a cup of tea." Seeing Mr. Zhu approaching her, Xu Ziqi immediately got up and poured him a cup of tea.
"Sister, I want to talk to you." Jiu Zhuang was timid, this Mr. Zhu smelled of alcohol all over his body, and his eyes were staring, making people feel uncomfortable.
Xu Ziqi shook her head lightly: "Mr. Zhu, you drank too much, you should go home and rest."
"No, today I must say everything I have wanted to say for the past two years. Don't drive me away." Mr. Zhu blushed, turned around excitedly, looked back in Jiang Hailong's direction, and pointed at Jiang Hailong's back Said: "He...is not worthy of you!"
"Mr. Zhu, you did drink too much. I feel that no one in this world is worthy of him!" Xu Ziqi put away her smile. Jiang Hailong is her husband, how could she allow others to speak ill of her husband?
"I didn't drink too much." Mr. Zhu shouted: "I have been in touch with you for two years. When I see you every day, you will read different books. In the past two years, your beauty has not only convinced me, The most important thing is your intellect, your thinking, and your ordinaryness also impressed me."
"You...shouldn't be living here, just being a shitty steamed stuffed bun Xishi!" Mr. Zhu was really excited, his voice was loud, and he wasn't afraid that Jiang Hailong and a bunch of little old men would hear it.
"If you want, I can invest in a larger catering chain for you, with assets of [-] million or even [-] billion. If you want, I can also recommend you to the world's largest catering giant and become a global CEO."
"If you are willing, I am willing to give you my all..."
"You...shouldn't be here, just be a steamed stuffed bun in the market..."
"Thank you for your kindness, I don't need it." Xu Ziqi got up, collected tea and books, turned and walked indoors.
Seeing Xu Ziqi walking into the room, Mr. Zhu became even more excited, and ran in, and shouted loudly: "Then what do you want? You only want that little cook, who only giggles every day, An incompetent man who can only steam buns?"
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"Little Yinzi, your woman is being harassed now..."
"Yeah, get out, I don't need you to make moves, can't you? Your Xi Shi is about to be kidnapped by someone..."
"Are you still laughing? Didn't you hear that kid say that you want to give her one billion? Go back quickly..."
Three or four little old men have a good impression of Jiang Hailong. Although this little fat man is not very good-looking, he is also a spitting mouth, and when others play chess, he always makes bad moves, but this boy is a good guy, very good. Old men's favourite.
"No, no, if she likes it, she can become the CEO and get the one billion yuan. I just don't have to make steamed buns for the rest of my life. You all don't know. I have to get up at three o'clock every day to make noodles. It's killing me..."
"Why are you so worthless, boy? Are you still a man? Go back and join the third party, his grandma's, and openly make irresponsible remarks in front of the husband? This kind of man deserves to be beaten. If you don't beat him, in the future Don't talk to us..." An old man with a more violent temper hated iron and steel, and his hands were shaking with anger.
"Grandfathers, can you do as long as you want? I am willing to be a bad guy and eat for nothing. What are you worrying about? Don't you know that after being a bad guy, you can save a few lifetimes of struggle?"
"Fart, fart the fucking shit? Are you going back? If you don't go back and beat him up, don't say you know us in the future, fuck off..." The old men all stared at Jiang Hailong at first, you little cook It's too disappointing, right?Now your wife and a man don't know what to do in the house, and you even invited us to come out with the big reason?
"Ah? Do you have to beat him? Can't you beat him?" Jiang Hailong said distressedly.
"No beating? We'll change places in the future. We won't come here to play chess, and we'll never eat your steamed stuffed buns, and we'll never know you again..." Three or four old men spoke in unison, supporting Jiang Hailong to go back and beat people.
"Okay, then I'll go back and fight? Old man Li, isn't your son from the Public Security Bureau? Then you have to protect me, a witness, okay?" Jiang Hailong continued with a smile on his face.
"Of course, that kid is playing hooligans in your house and bullying women. We have seen with our own eyes that you have no choice but to act violently. This is also true..."
"Haha, then I'll go back first, his grandma's, I'm still a man with a stick anyway, let me compare, Baozi Xi Shi, don't be afraid, your husband will come too..." Jiang Hailong looked like Like singing a Beijing opera, he ran to the steamed stuffed bun shop in a funny way, and then heard the sound of bowls breaking and tables falling inside.
And then...a drunk dog was thrown out by Jiang Hailong, with a bruised nose and swollen face, coughing up blood...
Jiang Hailong didn't hit too hard, but he definitely didn't take it lightly either. This Mr. Zhu will disappear in the bun shop for at least a few months...
"Grandfathers, I will lose a God from now on. This guy spends 20 yuan a day with us..."
A group of old men rolled their eyes at him at the same time, and Xu Ziqi followed with a wry smile. After checking Mr. Zhu's breath, he picked up the phone and dialed 110: "Hi, someone molested me, yes, my husband Subdued, you guys deal with it, yes, yes, yes, Xinglong Steamed Bun Shop..."
Today's phone calls are all real-name and satellite positioning. As soon as Xu Ziqi dials the number, the police already know her location.
However, a strange thing happened. Just when Xu Ziqi hung up the phone and looked down at Mr. Zhu's bloody face, she suddenly felt nausea, a feeling of nausea suddenly rose, and she couldn't bear it. Couldn't stop wanting to vomit.
"Eh? I remember you don't get bloodsick?" Jiang Hailong suddenly brightened up when he saw Xu Ziqi's appearance.
"Yeah, I don't feel dizzy." Xu Ziqi was also puzzled.
"I remember you haven't been to 'that' for a long time, right?" Jiang Hailong asked again.
Xu Ziqi gave Jiang Hailong a white look: "It's been more than two years since I came here, and it's not like you don't know that since our first friendship, we haven't been here again..."
Jiang Hailong was puzzled and said, "Could it be that she's pregnant?"
"No way? How can you conceive without 'that'?"
"It's not certain, I'm a mutated dragon, maybe you gave birth to a fucking dragon egg..."
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(End of this chapter)
Xu Ziqi seemed unbelievable. She knew that Jiang Hailong had the Nine Dragon Soul, and also knew that Jiang Hailong had a mutated physique, but she didn't expect that not only his body and soul had mutated, but the thing he shot was also mutated.
Nine sperm?Isn't a normal human being born several hundred million?But his Jiang Hailong only has nine.
Of course, even if you have nine items, there is still hope after all, but your nine items still have high temperature?Sterilization?Also fucking hot!
After Xu Ziqi heard it, she couldn't recover for a long time, and Jiang Hailong just waited anxiously for Xu Ziqi's reaction.
With a "Puchi", after a long time, Xu Ziqi was finally happy and burst out laughing.
"Husband, don't be discouraged, we still have a chance." Xu Ziqi comforted.
"What chance is there, my thing is nine little fire dragons, what a fucking comparison..."
"Well, I said that if there is a chance, there is a chance. You listen to me first." Xu Ziqi patted Jiang Hailong on the shoulder and said: "I got the Suzaku inheritance, and Suzaku is also one of the divine beasts. The talent is that Suzaku is really hot. It stands to reason , My body is also mutated, maybe my 'that'... 'that' has also mutated? My fire magic power has already surpassed your fire dragon power, so maybe I really don't blame you."
"Then we can't have children?" Jiang Hailong said depressedly.
"I think it's still possible!" Xu Ziqi said with narrowed eyes, "We may have taken a forked road, a crooked road."
"How?" Jiang Hailong asked puzzled.
"We can try to make friends!"
"Spiritual friendship?" Jiang Hailong's eyes lit up, he took a deep breath, and said, "Go, go back to the room and experiment..."
"You're necrotic, you haven't closed the door..." Xu Ziqi beat Jiang Hailong coquettishly and said.
__
In this way, Jiang Hailong and Xu Ziqi started the human-creation project, which lasted endlessly every night, using spiritual friendship, and a lot of physical joy, and the two of them are constantly working hard.
But neither of them lived up to expectations, and Xu Ziqi's stomach just didn't move.
Two years later, Xu Ziqi finally came to a conclusion, saying that maybe it really had something to do with Jiang Hailong's Nine Dragon Soul. After all, his Nine Dragon Soul was not yet Dzogchen, and was just a young dragon.
And although her Suzaku is awakened, it should not have reached the state of perfection. If the two want to create a villain, they may have to ascend to the fairy world.However, comrades still need to work hard and continue to work day and night, maybe they will win the bid any time.
Jiang Hailong had nothing to say about this kind of argument, he just kept going every night, anyway, he liked it.
Of course, not being able to create a villain now is in line with his true wishes.Xu Ziqi's wish is very simple, that is, to leave a Jiang Hailong dragon species before ascension, to prove the crystallization of love between them.
However, Jiang Hailong actually subconsciously didn't want to leave offspring in the mortal world, because he didn't know that he would die one day, or be exterminated by others after he ascended.
Days passed, and in the past two years, the "Mr. Zhu" has gradually changed from once a day to twice a day.
That guy's first stop after get off work was to go back to Xinglong Snacks to eat steamed buns, and sometimes he would talk to Xu Ziqi.
For example:
I want to talk to you;
I want to treat you to dinner;
It's Valentine's Day, and I brought flowers, right outside the door.
Are you free tonight?
Wait, wait, every time he speaks very little, only one or two sentences.But when Xu Ziqi answered, she just shook her head calmly.
Jiang Hailong was also well aware of this matter, but he didn't point it out, a person who was in two different worlds from them, there was no need to argue with him.
The steamed stuffed buns of Xinglong Snacks are getting more and more popular, but Jiang Hailong has become less and less sustainable. He really doesn't know how to spend the money he has made.
Since a year ago, his steamed buns have been limited in supply. In his words, he steams fifty drawers a day, and does not steam any more.
Now, two years later, the number of buns he steams every day has been reduced to forty drawers, and the store closes when they are sold out, and customers are not allowed to enter.
Although this practice made many customers very dissatisfied, his reputation of Xinglong Snacks and Xinglong Steamed Buns has spread.Even some people in the upper class know that there is a steamed stuffed bun shop at the entrance of the Sunshine Community, the owner is a fat man, and the owner's wife is a fairy.The steamed stuffed buns are in limited supply, if you come late, there will be no more, and if there is an extra one, they will not sell it.
Gradually, someone called the proprietress of Xinglong Snacks "Baozi Xishi". For more than a year, not only Mr. Zhu was attracted to Xu Ziqi, but also several white-collar workers or some young people nearby were attracted to Xu Ziqi. idea.
There are also quite a few lecherous men who come here every day just because they want to see if the proprietress is worthy of the title of 'Baozi Xishi'.
Of course, regarding this matter, Jiang Hailong was not only not angry, but on the contrary, he was cheerful all day long. After steaming the buns, he took a ponytail and sat by the door, looking at people coming and going like a dick.
__
One day two years later, dusk, sunset.
Jiang Hailong was sitting at the gate of the community, playing Xiangqi with a group of elders, while Xu Ziqi was also sitting under the parasol at the gate, drinking tea and reading a book.
Mr. Zhu appeared staggeringly in the sight of Jiang Hailong and Xu Ziqi, but today he was very different from the past, he seemed to be drinking too much, his face was flushed, and he was also floating when he walked, staggering from side to side.
Jiang Hailong saw this fellow, but he was not interested in saying hello, and was still watching chess with a broken mouth, and was laughed at by a group of old men as 'what a villain'.
"Mr. Zhu, why are you drinking? Sit down and have a rest. I'll make you a cup of tea." Seeing Mr. Zhu approaching her, Xu Ziqi immediately got up and poured him a cup of tea.
"Sister, I want to talk to you." Jiu Zhuang was timid, this Mr. Zhu smelled of alcohol all over his body, and his eyes were staring, making people feel uncomfortable.
Xu Ziqi shook her head lightly: "Mr. Zhu, you drank too much, you should go home and rest."
"No, today I must say everything I have wanted to say for the past two years. Don't drive me away." Mr. Zhu blushed, turned around excitedly, looked back in Jiang Hailong's direction, and pointed at Jiang Hailong's back Said: "He...is not worthy of you!"
"Mr. Zhu, you did drink too much. I feel that no one in this world is worthy of him!" Xu Ziqi put away her smile. Jiang Hailong is her husband, how could she allow others to speak ill of her husband?
"I didn't drink too much." Mr. Zhu shouted: "I have been in touch with you for two years. When I see you every day, you will read different books. In the past two years, your beauty has not only convinced me, The most important thing is your intellect, your thinking, and your ordinaryness also impressed me."
"You...shouldn't be living here, just being a shitty steamed stuffed bun Xishi!" Mr. Zhu was really excited, his voice was loud, and he wasn't afraid that Jiang Hailong and a bunch of little old men would hear it.
"If you want, I can invest in a larger catering chain for you, with assets of [-] million or even [-] billion. If you want, I can also recommend you to the world's largest catering giant and become a global CEO."
"If you are willing, I am willing to give you my all..."
"You...shouldn't be here, just be a steamed stuffed bun in the market..."
"Thank you for your kindness, I don't need it." Xu Ziqi got up, collected tea and books, turned and walked indoors.
Seeing Xu Ziqi walking into the room, Mr. Zhu became even more excited, and ran in, and shouted loudly: "Then what do you want? You only want that little cook, who only giggles every day, An incompetent man who can only steam buns?"
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"Little Yinzi, your woman is being harassed now..."
"Yeah, get out, I don't need you to make moves, can't you? Your Xi Shi is about to be kidnapped by someone..."
"Are you still laughing? Didn't you hear that kid say that you want to give her one billion? Go back quickly..."
Three or four little old men have a good impression of Jiang Hailong. Although this little fat man is not very good-looking, he is also a spitting mouth, and when others play chess, he always makes bad moves, but this boy is a good guy, very good. Old men's favourite.
"No, no, if she likes it, she can become the CEO and get the one billion yuan. I just don't have to make steamed buns for the rest of my life. You all don't know. I have to get up at three o'clock every day to make noodles. It's killing me..."
"Why are you so worthless, boy? Are you still a man? Go back and join the third party, his grandma's, and openly make irresponsible remarks in front of the husband? This kind of man deserves to be beaten. If you don't beat him, in the future Don't talk to us..." An old man with a more violent temper hated iron and steel, and his hands were shaking with anger.
"Grandfathers, can you do as long as you want? I am willing to be a bad guy and eat for nothing. What are you worrying about? Don't you know that after being a bad guy, you can save a few lifetimes of struggle?"
"Fart, fart the fucking shit? Are you going back? If you don't go back and beat him up, don't say you know us in the future, fuck off..." The old men all stared at Jiang Hailong at first, you little cook It's too disappointing, right?Now your wife and a man don't know what to do in the house, and you even invited us to come out with the big reason?
"Ah? Do you have to beat him? Can't you beat him?" Jiang Hailong said distressedly.
"No beating? We'll change places in the future. We won't come here to play chess, and we'll never eat your steamed stuffed buns, and we'll never know you again..." Three or four old men spoke in unison, supporting Jiang Hailong to go back and beat people.
"Okay, then I'll go back and fight? Old man Li, isn't your son from the Public Security Bureau? Then you have to protect me, a witness, okay?" Jiang Hailong continued with a smile on his face.
"Of course, that kid is playing hooligans in your house and bullying women. We have seen with our own eyes that you have no choice but to act violently. This is also true..."
"Haha, then I'll go back first, his grandma's, I'm still a man with a stick anyway, let me compare, Baozi Xi Shi, don't be afraid, your husband will come too..." Jiang Hailong looked like Like singing a Beijing opera, he ran to the steamed stuffed bun shop in a funny way, and then heard the sound of bowls breaking and tables falling inside.
And then...a drunk dog was thrown out by Jiang Hailong, with a bruised nose and swollen face, coughing up blood...
Jiang Hailong didn't hit too hard, but he definitely didn't take it lightly either. This Mr. Zhu will disappear in the bun shop for at least a few months...
"Grandfathers, I will lose a God from now on. This guy spends 20 yuan a day with us..."
A group of old men rolled their eyes at him at the same time, and Xu Ziqi followed with a wry smile. After checking Mr. Zhu's breath, he picked up the phone and dialed 110: "Hi, someone molested me, yes, my husband Subdued, you guys deal with it, yes, yes, yes, Xinglong Steamed Bun Shop..."
Today's phone calls are all real-name and satellite positioning. As soon as Xu Ziqi dials the number, the police already know her location.
However, a strange thing happened. Just when Xu Ziqi hung up the phone and looked down at Mr. Zhu's bloody face, she suddenly felt nausea, a feeling of nausea suddenly rose, and she couldn't bear it. Couldn't stop wanting to vomit.
"Eh? I remember you don't get bloodsick?" Jiang Hailong suddenly brightened up when he saw Xu Ziqi's appearance.
"Yeah, I don't feel dizzy." Xu Ziqi was also puzzled.
"I remember you haven't been to 'that' for a long time, right?" Jiang Hailong asked again.
Xu Ziqi gave Jiang Hailong a white look: "It's been more than two years since I came here, and it's not like you don't know that since our first friendship, we haven't been here again..."
Jiang Hailong was puzzled and said, "Could it be that she's pregnant?"
"No way? How can you conceive without 'that'?"
"It's not certain, I'm a mutated dragon, maybe you gave birth to a fucking dragon egg..."
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(End of this chapter)
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