Perspective Little Poison Doctor
Chapter 32 Take Me To Pretend To Take Me To Fly
Chapter 32 Take Me To Pretend To Take Me To Fly
"The side effects of 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' are actually eye-catching for men, because after you learn it, your abilities will become very powerful!" Ouyang old man said the so-called 'side effects'.
"Ability in that area? Which area?" Wang Ping was puzzled.
"It's the ability to have sex with women!"
"Pfft!" Wang Ping almost gasped.
"Nine Suns and Nine Suns, as the name suggests, practicing 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' will also give you the effect of 'strengthening Yang', and your ability will become stronger as your realm improves, and in the end... hehehe !"
I'll go, is this old ghost trying to trick me again?Could it be that it will explode and die in the end?
"How was it in the end?" Wang Ping was sweating nervously.
"What will happen to you in the end!"
After Wang Ping finished listening, an unsightly picture appeared in his mind.
Just thinking about this kid makes his mouth water!
What kind of side effect is this?This is simply the extra benefit of the 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art'.
"Because of this reason, only men can practice the 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art', and for the same reason, there is another trick to practicing 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art', which can also be said to be a shortcut to help you improve your cultivation speed! "
There is even a shortcut?
This must be done by listening carefully.
"That's contact with women!"
"In contact with a woman? What do you mean?" Wang Ping asked curiously.
"That is to say, the more times you have contact with women and the closer you are, the faster your 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' will improve!"
"There is such a thing?" Wang Ping was stunned. Doesn't that mean that as long as he keeps in touch with women in the future, his strength will continue to improve?
This is simply unheard of, unseen.
"This is the essence of 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Kungfu'. 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Kungfu' is different from any other cultivation method. Other cultivation methods spend most of their time in retreat, while 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Kungfu' There are no hard and fast rules for Nether Poison Kung Fu, as long as the practitioner can get in touch with women more, it is best to get women into bed, then the strength will improve very quickly, much faster than closed-door cultivation, so practicing 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Gong' is the most indispensable thing is a woman, understand?"
Let me go, no wonder old man Ouyang just said that a woman will definitely not be able to satisfy Wang Ping in the future, so there is such a meaning behind it.
Shengge every night can also quickly improve its strength, is this an additional reward?This is simply forcing Wang Ping to have a good relationship with women.
"When the old man was more than 1000 years old, his sword was still young." He said with an extremely lewd and obscene laughter.
This is too arrogant, right?
"Of course, the 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art' I taught you was improved by the old man. Both the effect of cultivation and the ability in that aspect are stronger than before. So, when you see a woman in the future, you can feel free to use it boldly, stinky Boy!"
Wang Ping couldn't help laughing, it's a good thing to bring such a side effect to himself, but here comes the question, where can Wang Ping find so many women?
You can't just grab one on the street to recharge, right?
That's called being hungry and not choosing what to eat, and Wang Ping didn't bother to do that.
"Now is not your era, how can women be so easy to deal with?"
"Not every woman is as difficult to deal with as that little girl Chen Jingyi. Of course, it's not impossible to deal with her, but it just takes a lot of time. With the skills that the old man taught you, you can handle any woman! "
"In this day and age, messing around with men and women will cause accidents, and if you don't, you will be arrested by the police again!"
"Is there such a thing? Back then, with just one word from this old man, countless women threw themselves into his arms!"
Wang Ping was not only envious but still envious.
"The key is..." Wang Ping hesitated to speak, as if there was something difficult to say, "I don't know how to pick up girls!"
"You don't know how to pick up girls? Hahahahaha!" Old man Ouyang laughed up and down after hearing this.
Wang Ping himself is embarrassed, yes, it’s not that he doesn’t dare, the main reason is that he’s not very good at picking up girls, he’s not good at eloquence, and he’s not very good at flirting with girls. When he sees girls, especially those he likes, he gets nervous. When you are nervous, your brain is not enough, and when your brain is not enough, you will say wrong things. In addition, this kid has a lust but no courage, so he has never had a girlfriend when he grows up. No, there is one, that is his right hand ',You know.
So, even if he knew that being in contact with a woman would improve his 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art', he still had to have a chance.
"What's wrong with me not knowing how to pick up girls? Is it so funny?" Wang Ping gave him a supercilious look.
"Didn't you do a good job when you kissed that little girl Chen Jingyi before? I thought you were a good flirt!"
"I was so angry at the time, thinking that I would die horizontally and vertically, so I..." Wang Ping smiled wryly. The feeling at that time is still endless after thinking about it, but he was really hot at the time to force the kiss Chen Jingyi, he wouldn't dare to give him a hundred courage in exchange for this.
"Then show the aura of the time. There are thousands of kinds of women, but they remain the same. As long as you are sweeter and use some tricks, you can subdue any kind of woman, no matter if it's pure or not. Little girl, you are still a daughter, even if you are a royal princess, you will still be obedient to you, hehehe!"
Unexpectedly, the old guy was so eloquent when he talked about women. Wang Ping looked at the old ghost, feeling like a guiding light in the dark.
"I beg the master to take me to pretend and take me to fly!"
"I took a stroll around that thing called 'computer' last night while you were practicing, so I know what your age is like now!" Ouyang old man said.
"You know how to use a computer?"
"Nonsense, when you have practiced 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' to my level, you can learn everything very quickly. Can a mere 'computer' stop me?" He gave Wang Ping a disdainful look. The old ghost really not only learned to use the computer last night, but also understood many things of this era through the computer, he is simply a god.
"In your era, there seems to be a place called a bar, which is similar to the tavern in my time. Take me there tonight and let me teach you how to do it. I guarantee that you will return with a full reward tonight!"
After finishing speaking, the master and apprentice looked at each other and smiled, and finally they both showed wretched smiles.
Wang Ping thought to himself, master, you are worthy of being the guiding light on the road of my life, and whether I can have a full family of children and grandchildren in the future depends entirely on you.
(End of this chapter)
"The side effects of 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' are actually eye-catching for men, because after you learn it, your abilities will become very powerful!" Ouyang old man said the so-called 'side effects'.
"Ability in that area? Which area?" Wang Ping was puzzled.
"It's the ability to have sex with women!"
"Pfft!" Wang Ping almost gasped.
"Nine Suns and Nine Suns, as the name suggests, practicing 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' will also give you the effect of 'strengthening Yang', and your ability will become stronger as your realm improves, and in the end... hehehe !"
I'll go, is this old ghost trying to trick me again?Could it be that it will explode and die in the end?
"How was it in the end?" Wang Ping was sweating nervously.
"What will happen to you in the end!"
After Wang Ping finished listening, an unsightly picture appeared in his mind.
Just thinking about this kid makes his mouth water!
What kind of side effect is this?This is simply the extra benefit of the 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art'.
"Because of this reason, only men can practice the 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art', and for the same reason, there is another trick to practicing 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art', which can also be said to be a shortcut to help you improve your cultivation speed! "
There is even a shortcut?
This must be done by listening carefully.
"That's contact with women!"
"In contact with a woman? What do you mean?" Wang Ping asked curiously.
"That is to say, the more times you have contact with women and the closer you are, the faster your 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' will improve!"
"There is such a thing?" Wang Ping was stunned. Doesn't that mean that as long as he keeps in touch with women in the future, his strength will continue to improve?
This is simply unheard of, unseen.
"This is the essence of 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Kungfu'. 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Kungfu' is different from any other cultivation method. Other cultivation methods spend most of their time in retreat, while 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Kungfu' There are no hard and fast rules for Nether Poison Kung Fu, as long as the practitioner can get in touch with women more, it is best to get women into bed, then the strength will improve very quickly, much faster than closed-door cultivation, so practicing 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Gong' is the most indispensable thing is a woman, understand?"
Let me go, no wonder old man Ouyang just said that a woman will definitely not be able to satisfy Wang Ping in the future, so there is such a meaning behind it.
Shengge every night can also quickly improve its strength, is this an additional reward?This is simply forcing Wang Ping to have a good relationship with women.
"When the old man was more than 1000 years old, his sword was still young." He said with an extremely lewd and obscene laughter.
This is too arrogant, right?
"Of course, the 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art' I taught you was improved by the old man. Both the effect of cultivation and the ability in that aspect are stronger than before. So, when you see a woman in the future, you can feel free to use it boldly, stinky Boy!"
Wang Ping couldn't help laughing, it's a good thing to bring such a side effect to himself, but here comes the question, where can Wang Ping find so many women?
You can't just grab one on the street to recharge, right?
That's called being hungry and not choosing what to eat, and Wang Ping didn't bother to do that.
"Now is not your era, how can women be so easy to deal with?"
"Not every woman is as difficult to deal with as that little girl Chen Jingyi. Of course, it's not impossible to deal with her, but it just takes a lot of time. With the skills that the old man taught you, you can handle any woman! "
"In this day and age, messing around with men and women will cause accidents, and if you don't, you will be arrested by the police again!"
"Is there such a thing? Back then, with just one word from this old man, countless women threw themselves into his arms!"
Wang Ping was not only envious but still envious.
"The key is..." Wang Ping hesitated to speak, as if there was something difficult to say, "I don't know how to pick up girls!"
"You don't know how to pick up girls? Hahahahaha!" Old man Ouyang laughed up and down after hearing this.
Wang Ping himself is embarrassed, yes, it’s not that he doesn’t dare, the main reason is that he’s not very good at picking up girls, he’s not good at eloquence, and he’s not very good at flirting with girls. When he sees girls, especially those he likes, he gets nervous. When you are nervous, your brain is not enough, and when your brain is not enough, you will say wrong things. In addition, this kid has a lust but no courage, so he has never had a girlfriend when he grows up. No, there is one, that is his right hand ',You know.
So, even if he knew that being in contact with a woman would improve his 'Nine Suns Netherworld Poison Art', he still had to have a chance.
"What's wrong with me not knowing how to pick up girls? Is it so funny?" Wang Ping gave him a supercilious look.
"Didn't you do a good job when you kissed that little girl Chen Jingyi before? I thought you were a good flirt!"
"I was so angry at the time, thinking that I would die horizontally and vertically, so I..." Wang Ping smiled wryly. The feeling at that time is still endless after thinking about it, but he was really hot at the time to force the kiss Chen Jingyi, he wouldn't dare to give him a hundred courage in exchange for this.
"Then show the aura of the time. There are thousands of kinds of women, but they remain the same. As long as you are sweeter and use some tricks, you can subdue any kind of woman, no matter if it's pure or not. Little girl, you are still a daughter, even if you are a royal princess, you will still be obedient to you, hehehe!"
Unexpectedly, the old guy was so eloquent when he talked about women. Wang Ping looked at the old ghost, feeling like a guiding light in the dark.
"I beg the master to take me to pretend and take me to fly!"
"I took a stroll around that thing called 'computer' last night while you were practicing, so I know what your age is like now!" Ouyang old man said.
"You know how to use a computer?"
"Nonsense, when you have practiced 'Nine Suns Nether Poison Art' to my level, you can learn everything very quickly. Can a mere 'computer' stop me?" He gave Wang Ping a disdainful look. The old ghost really not only learned to use the computer last night, but also understood many things of this era through the computer, he is simply a god.
"In your era, there seems to be a place called a bar, which is similar to the tavern in my time. Take me there tonight and let me teach you how to do it. I guarantee that you will return with a full reward tonight!"
After finishing speaking, the master and apprentice looked at each other and smiled, and finally they both showed wretched smiles.
Wang Ping thought to himself, master, you are worthy of being the guiding light on the road of my life, and whether I can have a full family of children and grandchildren in the future depends entirely on you.
(End of this chapter)
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