Big Song Xiaohou Ye

Chapter 19 The Thief
"Oh, this is the first time I heard about taking refuge in a prison. This is really an anecdote through the ages." Li Ce smiled jokingly.

"Boy, don't deceive others too much, what do you say to believe it?" Yu San became anxious, and said to Li Ce with a red face.

Seeing that this person was in a hurry, Li Ce didn't want to argue with him anymore, so he said perfunctorily, "Okay, I believe, I believe."

Unexpectedly, what Li Ce said made Yu Sanzhuo even more annoyed. Seeing that Li Ce was clearly trying to put himself off, he couldn't help but angrily said, "Okay, I'll convince you! What do you think is the most valuable thing on you?" ?!"

Li Ce said: "How can I have anything valuable? I only have so much money on my body. Hey, why do you want money in this prison? Even if you have money, you have no place to spend it?"

"Bah! Who wants your broken money, just your little money, I can see it? Boy, look after it!" Yu San said, Li Ce couldn't help wondering why this person talked so far-fetched, after a while For a while, I didn't know what he was talking about.

"Eh?" The man let out a hey sound and looked behind Li Ce. Li Ce thought there was someone behind him?I couldn't help but looked back, and found that there was no one there. Looking back, I found that Yu San was looking at him with a grin. That grin with a disheveled face was very disgusting. Li Ce was slandering in his stomach. Nervous.

At this time, Yu San said: "Take a look at your body, is the silver still there?" He stretched out his right hand as a gesture and threw it up lightly, and there were two small pieces of silver in his hand.

Li Ce was startled, the two pieces of silver were not the same as his own, he quickly reached into his clothes, only to find that the silver was gone.

Seeing Li Ce's surprised look, Yu San couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Li Ce thought about it carefully, when he turned his head just now, it seemed that his left waist was touched, and he couldn't really notice it if he didn't pay special attention, so he couldn't help admiring Yu San's method.

It seems that this person is a godly thief. I didn't expect that the legendary godly thief would be met by me, and he was still in such an environment, but this godly thief really looks too wretched...

Seeing that he showed such a skill, Li Ce also believed that what he said just now was probably true. He is also an open-minded person, so he cupped his fists and said immediately: "The third brother's magical skills, I admire you very much. I offended you just now. This is your apology."

"Haha, it's okay, it's okay, it's just a small skill, here, the money will be returned to you." He said and threw the two pieces of silver back to Li Ce.

Yu San laughed angrily when he heard Li Ce flattering him so much, and deliberately pretended to be magnanimous, but the acting skills were really too clumsy, and he didn't have the demeanor of a master at all, Li Ce thought it was very funny.

After the contact just now, Li Ce and Yu San quickly drew closer, and the two became good friends who talked about everything. Outsiders thought that the two were old friends who hadn't seen each other for many years.

The two had a long talk with each other happily, Yu San was spitting all over the place, and when he talked about the excitement, he even gestured and danced, wishing he could repeat the scene of that day, but Li Ce mostly just played the role of the audience, Yu San was in prison It's been a long time, and it's been a long time since I have bragged so heartily to others. What's even rarer is that there is such a good audience as Li Ce.

Li Ce could tell that what Yu San said was somewhat exaggerated. For example, he said that he had been to the Liao people's barracks, watched the Queen of the Liao Kingdom take a bath, visited the southwestern border, and traveled to the sea. Listening is nonsense.But it can also be seen that Yu San has indeed been to many places and has a wide range of knowledge.

Li Ce happened to want to have a deeper understanding of the customs and customs of various places in the Northern Song Dynasty, so he didn't expose him, but listened with great interest, and added a sentence or two from time to time.This guy is very good at grasping the cool points in Yu San's words, and he often inserts such a sentence or two, which makes Yu San beam with joy and excitement, because it shows that Li Ce is very interested in what he said, this is the character of a speaker. maximum success.

The two were chatting all over the place like this, and before they knew it, it was completely dark, and oil lamps were lit in the corridor of the prison.

At this time, the jailer who delivered the food came with a wooden barrel. Since Li Ce had already eaten the food distributed by Li Ce, these people did not rush forward as usual today.Li Ce took a look at the food provided by the jailer. There was no food for human beings. There was a big bowl filled with some dark vegetables that smelled rancid. It was also dark, and it looked like it had no appetite. Even so, those few people still quickly went forward to pick up the buns and ate them with the rotten vegetables.

Li Guai was staring in a daze, when the jailer pointed at him and said, "Here, yours, the county magistrate specially took care of it, eat it."

"Me?" Li Ce pointed to himself and asked in confusion.

"Well, you, aren't you a scholar? The county magistrate thought you were specially taken care of by scholars." After speaking, the jailer turned around and left with the barrel, regardless of whether Li Ce agreed or not.

Li Ce walked over under the envious eyes of everyone, and picked up the rice bowl prepared for him. Hehe, it was really rich. A big bowl was full, with white rice underneath, and vegetables and meat on it. There is chicken soup, which smells delicious!
Li Ce thought to himself, the status of a scholar in Song Dynasty is easy to use, even in prison, he has special care, which is not bad.

Just as Li Ce wanted to taste the taste, when he saw the pitiful eyes of the rest of the people, he was amused again, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I've said that everyone who sees it has a share, so greedy, hey... ..."

When the few people heard that Li Ce wanted to share food with them again, he was very happy, and hurriedly stepped forward and sat down around Li Ce. Li Ce put down the bowl in his hand and was about to share it with them, when Yu San shouted in a low voice: "Slow down!" Go!"

"This is not normal. Third Master, I have traveled all over the world for so many years. I have never heard that there are special cares for scholars in prison. I don't think that Magistrate Guo is an arty person. With his insatiable style, how could he do such a thing?" , don't you think it's strange?" Yu San frowned and said while staring at the bowl of rice.

"Eh... Third brother Yu must be thinking too much, it's just a meal." Li Ce said with a smile.

Everyone looked impatiently, looking at Li Ce and Yu San one after another.

"Hey, brother, if you believe my brother's words, don't eat it. I guess the food..." Speaking of this, Yu San looked around and said in a low voice, "It may be poisonous!"

"What?!" The rest of the people shouted in surprise, and hurriedly backed away from the bowl of "food".

Hearing what Yu San said was so serious, Li Ce couldn't help but muttered in his heart, and hesitated at the moment, because after all, it was about his own wealth and life.

Seeing Li Ce, Yu San still couldn't make up his mind, so he sat beside Li Ce and continued to whisper: "Brother, brother, I hit it off with you, and that's why I warned you. Just listen to my advice, brother." After speaking, he looked at Li Ce with burning eyes.

Li Ce heard that Yu San had already said so, not to mention that he was not sure whether there was poison in the rice, even if it was not poisonous, he could not eat it. Immediately smiled and said: "Third brother is right, I listen to you, let's not eat."

"That's right, come on, I'll give you half of the corn bread, let's eat this." Seeing Li Ce, Yu San said happily after listening to his persuasion.

"Okay" Li Ce took half of the cornbread that Yu San handed over, and slowly chewed it in his mouth. This cornbread is made of coarse grains, and wild vegetables are mixed in it. It is extremely difficult to swallow, but because of Yu San's Sincerely, Li Ce had no choice but to resist the unpalatable taste, and slowly finished half of the cornbread.

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