Big Song Xiaohou Ye
Chapter 2
Chapter 2
Why did you make it up again, God, can you stop playing with me like this? !
Could this be... Granny Meng?
What about Meng Po by the bridge?But she is too young...
No, just now she said "Nujia", Nujia?
Could it be that this girl regards me as her husband-in-law?
Messed up, messed up, totally messed up...
Li Ce's thinking is in a mess right now, and he can't figure out what's going on at all. The past 24 hours have been too fucking shocking, and he's really about to collapse!
His current brain is basically in a short-circuit state, and he cannot think effectively at all.
"Well, um... that..." Li Ce hesitated, at least he had to figure out where he was, he wanted to ask but he didn't know how to ask.
"Are you hungry? Oh, I forgot, you've been in a coma all day, just wait, I'll get you porridge right now." The girl looked at Li Ce tenderly, and said crisply.
When the beauty said this, Li Ce felt really hungry.Looking at the girl's graceful back, he thought to himself: Where is the beautiful woman?Could it be... cough cough.
After the girl left, Li Ce began to look at the things in front of him. The quaint furniture, the table and chairs were the same as those in the ancient TV, and there was a blue robe hanging on the bedside, and even the windows were papered. What the hell is this place?How can there be such a decoration in this era?He tried his best to get up, but found that he was so weak that he couldn't get up at all.
At this moment, the beauty in ancient costume who left earlier came in with a bowl of porridge.When she found that Li Ce was leaning forward and wanted to get up, she hurriedly put down the bowl in her hand, walked quickly to the bed to support him, and blamed him: "You are just recovering from a serious illness, and it is the time when you are the weakest, why do you think so?" Get up, lie down and take care of me." He couldn't help but push Li Ce down.
The moment she hugged Li Ce and bent down to put her down, Li Ce smelled the faint fragrance from her body, and a strange feeling rose in his heart... The beauty planned to help Li Ce lie on the bed, but there was a beauty hugging him, how could this guy be willing to stay here? lie in bed.
"Oh, I've been lying down for a long time, and my back is numb. It would be great if I could just lie down for a while..." Li Ce said to himself, and then sneaked a glance at the girl.
"Oh, let's lean on my servant." The beauty didn't notice the sly look in his eyes.
She let Li Ce lean in her arms, then brought porridge and fed him spoonful by spoonful.
Li Ce was secretly happy, so he simply snuggled into the arms of the girl.The beauty didn't seem to notice the change in the thing, she was still feeding him spoonful by spoonful. "That lady... I can do it myself, I... I am a big man, you are a girl..."
"What?! What did you call me just now? Miss?! You are damned, you still can't forget that vixen in the brothel, who do you think I am?!" The girl suddenly changed color, turned around and put the bowl in her hand on the table. After putting it on heavily, he glared at Li Ce angrily.
Li Ce's eyes widened in an instant. He was taken aback by the girl's sudden change. He was still tender just now, so why did he suddenly go berserk?That's not enough, the woman seemed extremely annoyed, she glared at Li Ce angrily, and suddenly reached out and squeezed his back hard!
Li Ce felt a piercing pain in his lower back, he let out a sudden "Ah", the porridge that he drank just now was sprayed out before he could swallow it, the girl was caught off guard, and it happened to spray all over her face superior……
"Oh, you!" The girl was furious, she hurriedly wiped her face, her pretty face was already flushed red.
Li Ce's eyes were sick, and when he saw the tigress stretching out his hand again, he hurriedly shouted, "Girl, spare me, I didn't mean it!"
"Girl? Are you called a girl now? What did you call me just now?"
"……Beauty?"
"Bah, shameless! No!"
"Then... Miss?"
"You god damned, you've stayed in dirty places like brothels for a long time, and you call me that nasty title, you...you!" Twist Li Ce hard.
Li Ce was sweating from the pain, and kept explaining that it was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding.
Why does this ancient "Miss" have multiple meanings?
In fact, Li Ce didn't know that the word "Miss" was a cheap term in the Song Dynasty. It usually referred to girls from Lehu or brothels. Normal ladies and girls from good families were called xiaoniangzi... Isn't it more ambiguous?But Da Song was like that at that time.
After the woman yelled intermittently, Li Ce finally understood what was going on, and couldn't help but secretly exclaimed that it was unlucky to meet such an unreasonable woman. Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise, which is really good .
"Then, what should I call you?" Li Ce asked cautiously and tentatively.
"What's wrong with you? Why didn't you even forget my name? After falling into the water once, you became so confused?" The woman complained. After seeing Li Ce's cautious expression, she felt amused in her heart, and her anger disappeared. Mostly.
"I, I can't remember... I just remember that I got hit on the head and then I don't know what happened after that." Li Ce was afraid that he would lose his way, so he thought of a reason to prevaricate.
The girl looked at Li Ce suspiciously, her eyes were full of worry, but there was a flash of joy inadvertently.She hesitated for a while, then her expression changed, and she turned from the runaway state in an instant, blushing and whispering: "Nujia, this is your unmarried wife, you used to call me Xian'er..." After finishing speaking She lowered her head and rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands, feeling a little shy.
Li Ce's eyes were wide open, and he said in a low voice, "What? The...wife who hasn't passed the door?"
"Yeah!" The girl hummed happily.
My God, why do I have such a violent daughter-in-law, Li Ce just wants to look up to the sky and sigh!He was dumbfounded for a while, then slowly looked at the girl again.
Well, but the appearance is quite good-looking, hehe... It's just that the body is a bit dry and flat. It seems that it has not fully developed at this age, but it is a beauty...
Since the girl said that she was his unmarried wife, Li Ce began to look at her unscrupulously. The girl inadvertently caught a glimpse of Li Ce's burning eyes, and buried her head deeply on her chest shyly.
Ok?You had the guts to "murder your own husband" just now, but this will make you look at you for your husband, are you ashamed?Li Ce thought.However, he just thought about it in his heart and didn't dare to say it.He hasn't figured out this chick's temper yet, and now that he looks so half-dead, he really can't stand that chick's tossing. It's better to talk less during the insurance period. If you talk too much, you will lose it. It was a bloody lesson just now. Ah, now there is still a dull pain in the lower back.
However, although Li Ce didn't speak, his eyes were still lingering on the girl's body. The little girl's face was flushed red from his sight, just like that ripe peach, her hands were about to wring the skirt of her clothes, but Li Ce But it didn't mean to stop at all.
The girl was secretly delighted and a little scared, she hesitated for a while, then stood up. "Oh, I think you're almost better. I should go, or Daddy will scold me." After she finished speaking, she blushed and ran out the door with her head down.
Li Ce watched her handsome back disappear outside the door, and suddenly reacted and shouted: "Why shouldn't you sleep for your husband?"
(End of this chapter)
Why did you make it up again, God, can you stop playing with me like this? !
Could this be... Granny Meng?
What about Meng Po by the bridge?But she is too young...
No, just now she said "Nujia", Nujia?
Could it be that this girl regards me as her husband-in-law?
Messed up, messed up, totally messed up...
Li Ce's thinking is in a mess right now, and he can't figure out what's going on at all. The past 24 hours have been too fucking shocking, and he's really about to collapse!
His current brain is basically in a short-circuit state, and he cannot think effectively at all.
"Well, um... that..." Li Ce hesitated, at least he had to figure out where he was, he wanted to ask but he didn't know how to ask.
"Are you hungry? Oh, I forgot, you've been in a coma all day, just wait, I'll get you porridge right now." The girl looked at Li Ce tenderly, and said crisply.
When the beauty said this, Li Ce felt really hungry.Looking at the girl's graceful back, he thought to himself: Where is the beautiful woman?Could it be... cough cough.
After the girl left, Li Ce began to look at the things in front of him. The quaint furniture, the table and chairs were the same as those in the ancient TV, and there was a blue robe hanging on the bedside, and even the windows were papered. What the hell is this place?How can there be such a decoration in this era?He tried his best to get up, but found that he was so weak that he couldn't get up at all.
At this moment, the beauty in ancient costume who left earlier came in with a bowl of porridge.When she found that Li Ce was leaning forward and wanted to get up, she hurriedly put down the bowl in her hand, walked quickly to the bed to support him, and blamed him: "You are just recovering from a serious illness, and it is the time when you are the weakest, why do you think so?" Get up, lie down and take care of me." He couldn't help but push Li Ce down.
The moment she hugged Li Ce and bent down to put her down, Li Ce smelled the faint fragrance from her body, and a strange feeling rose in his heart... The beauty planned to help Li Ce lie on the bed, but there was a beauty hugging him, how could this guy be willing to stay here? lie in bed.
"Oh, I've been lying down for a long time, and my back is numb. It would be great if I could just lie down for a while..." Li Ce said to himself, and then sneaked a glance at the girl.
"Oh, let's lean on my servant." The beauty didn't notice the sly look in his eyes.
She let Li Ce lean in her arms, then brought porridge and fed him spoonful by spoonful.
Li Ce was secretly happy, so he simply snuggled into the arms of the girl.The beauty didn't seem to notice the change in the thing, she was still feeding him spoonful by spoonful. "That lady... I can do it myself, I... I am a big man, you are a girl..."
"What?! What did you call me just now? Miss?! You are damned, you still can't forget that vixen in the brothel, who do you think I am?!" The girl suddenly changed color, turned around and put the bowl in her hand on the table. After putting it on heavily, he glared at Li Ce angrily.
Li Ce's eyes widened in an instant. He was taken aback by the girl's sudden change. He was still tender just now, so why did he suddenly go berserk?That's not enough, the woman seemed extremely annoyed, she glared at Li Ce angrily, and suddenly reached out and squeezed his back hard!
Li Ce felt a piercing pain in his lower back, he let out a sudden "Ah", the porridge that he drank just now was sprayed out before he could swallow it, the girl was caught off guard, and it happened to spray all over her face superior……
"Oh, you!" The girl was furious, she hurriedly wiped her face, her pretty face was already flushed red.
Li Ce's eyes were sick, and when he saw the tigress stretching out his hand again, he hurriedly shouted, "Girl, spare me, I didn't mean it!"
"Girl? Are you called a girl now? What did you call me just now?"
"……Beauty?"
"Bah, shameless! No!"
"Then... Miss?"
"You god damned, you've stayed in dirty places like brothels for a long time, and you call me that nasty title, you...you!" Twist Li Ce hard.
Li Ce was sweating from the pain, and kept explaining that it was a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding.
Why does this ancient "Miss" have multiple meanings?
In fact, Li Ce didn't know that the word "Miss" was a cheap term in the Song Dynasty. It usually referred to girls from Lehu or brothels. Normal ladies and girls from good families were called xiaoniangzi... Isn't it more ambiguous?But Da Song was like that at that time.
After the woman yelled intermittently, Li Ce finally understood what was going on, and couldn't help but secretly exclaimed that it was unlucky to meet such an unreasonable woman. Confucius said that only women and villains are difficult to raise, which is really good .
"Then, what should I call you?" Li Ce asked cautiously and tentatively.
"What's wrong with you? Why didn't you even forget my name? After falling into the water once, you became so confused?" The woman complained. After seeing Li Ce's cautious expression, she felt amused in her heart, and her anger disappeared. Mostly.
"I, I can't remember... I just remember that I got hit on the head and then I don't know what happened after that." Li Ce was afraid that he would lose his way, so he thought of a reason to prevaricate.
The girl looked at Li Ce suspiciously, her eyes were full of worry, but there was a flash of joy inadvertently.She hesitated for a while, then her expression changed, and she turned from the runaway state in an instant, blushing and whispering: "Nujia, this is your unmarried wife, you used to call me Xian'er..." After finishing speaking She lowered her head and rubbed the corners of her clothes with her hands, feeling a little shy.
Li Ce's eyes were wide open, and he said in a low voice, "What? The...wife who hasn't passed the door?"
"Yeah!" The girl hummed happily.
My God, why do I have such a violent daughter-in-law, Li Ce just wants to look up to the sky and sigh!He was dumbfounded for a while, then slowly looked at the girl again.
Well, but the appearance is quite good-looking, hehe... It's just that the body is a bit dry and flat. It seems that it has not fully developed at this age, but it is a beauty...
Since the girl said that she was his unmarried wife, Li Ce began to look at her unscrupulously. The girl inadvertently caught a glimpse of Li Ce's burning eyes, and buried her head deeply on her chest shyly.
Ok?You had the guts to "murder your own husband" just now, but this will make you look at you for your husband, are you ashamed?Li Ce thought.However, he just thought about it in his heart and didn't dare to say it.He hasn't figured out this chick's temper yet, and now that he looks so half-dead, he really can't stand that chick's tossing. It's better to talk less during the insurance period. If you talk too much, you will lose it. It was a bloody lesson just now. Ah, now there is still a dull pain in the lower back.
However, although Li Ce didn't speak, his eyes were still lingering on the girl's body. The little girl's face was flushed red from his sight, just like that ripe peach, her hands were about to wring the skirt of her clothes, but Li Ce But it didn't mean to stop at all.
The girl was secretly delighted and a little scared, she hesitated for a while, then stood up. "Oh, I think you're almost better. I should go, or Daddy will scold me." After she finished speaking, she blushed and ran out the door with her head down.
Li Ce watched her handsome back disappear outside the door, and suddenly reacted and shouted: "Why shouldn't you sleep for your husband?"
(End of this chapter)
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