Big Song Xiaohou Ye

Chapter 61 Surprise Attack on Weizhou ([-])

When it was almost noon, Xiao Yuemu, the guard of Weizhou City, was wandering leisurely on the tower. Every time he passed by, the soldiers guarding the city would respectfully call him "General" when they saw him.

Xiao Yuemu would suppress the complacency in his heart, and snorted contemptuously: "Well, cheer up".

Xiao Yuemu is 43 years old this year, and he is a distant relative of Empress Dowager Xiao. With this relationship, he got the position of Weizhou Guard. He usually eats, drinks, prostitutes and gambles. But nothing went wrong, why?
Because the borders of the Great Song Dynasty were closed in recent years, and they never took the initiative to fight, so an idiot like Xiao Yuemu can actually guard a city for years.

This Xiao Yuemu also has a big hobby, which is to save face.

His surname is Xiao, originally the soldiers called him "General Xiao", but Xiao Yuemu felt that "Xiao" and "Xiao" sounded the same, so wouldn't "General Xiao" mean "Little General"?
In this city of Weizhou, I, Xiao Yuemu, is the Heavenly King Lao Tzu. I call him Little General and Little General all day long. If you don’t know, you think I, Xiao Yuemu, is just a scumbag. That’s not okay. Change your words, you have to change!

Since then, there has been an unwritten rule in Weizhou City. When you see General Xiao, you must call him "General", and you must never call him "General Xiao"!
Otherwise, army sticks serve.

"Go and see if the food is ready, damn it, why is it so slow today, I'm starving to death." Xiao Yuemu scolded a Liao soldier.

The pawn took the order and hurriedly turned around and went down the city wall, and then ran in the direction of the Huotou Army with all his might.

Since General Xiao urged him, he had to deliver it within a quarter of an hour, otherwise not only the Huotou army would be in trouble, but he would also suffer from the military stick. The last time I accidentally called General Xiao, this ass is still not in good shape.

While running wildly, the pawn secretly scolded Xiao Yuemu for his hypocrisy.

Because I don't know who told Xiao Yuemu the story of the Han general Li Guang, Xiao Yuemu clearly remembered that when Li Guang ate, he waited for all the soldiers to eat before eating, thus he won the love of the soldiers.

This pussy Xiao Yuemu only remembered this point, but automatically ignored Li Guang's invincible achievements, thinking that he could win people's hearts by eating later.

That's not to mention, Li Guang shares the joys and sorrows with the soldiers, he eats what the soldiers eat, how can Xiao Yuemu suffer that, every meal is a separate small stove, and he has no meat, which is even more excessive It is a roast leg of lamb that must be served for lunch. He has eaten countless lambs in the past three years when he was stationed in Weizhou City...

However, the soldiers were not disgusted with the fact that Xiao Yuemu liked to eat leg of lamb. We can also drink soup with the general who eats meat.

At first, the cooks would go to the butcher shop in Weizhou City to buy leg of lamb alone, but Xiao Yuemu had no choice but to buy one piece of lamb a day, and this food cost was not enough, so he had to pay on credit. As a result, no one dared to eat meat in Weizhou City shop.

In the end, there was nothing to do, so the army had to raise sheep and slaughter them.

Xiao Yuemu was bored on the top of the city tower and looked at the Song Dynasty in the distance, thinking of the girls in the brothels in the Song Dynasty, tsk tsk, that is really a water spirit, with black hair, white and smooth skin, that's all Pinch it... just thinking about it makes people drool.

But look at the women in the Liao Kingdom, herding horses and herding sheep all day long, exposed to the wind and sun, their skin feels like a rock, let alone gentleness, they are simply more masculine than men!

Alas, when I think about the time when I went to the brothel, it was already many years ago. That year, I followed the envoy of the Liao Kingdom to visit the Song Dynasty, and was led to the brothel after finishing the official business.

It took most of my life to know what a woman is, alas, I don't know when I will have the chance to go there again.

Xiao Yuemu was immersed in the beauty of the past, when a small leader of the Liao army came over and said: "General, look, there seems to be something wrong!"

"Huh?" Xiao Yuemu was interrupted, he gave the little boss a hard look, and looked up impatiently.

Huh?Sure enough, there was a group of people, which seemed to be coming towards Weizhou City. There were about [-] people, and it was too far away to tell whether it was Song people or Liao people.

"General, tell the brothers to prepare." The little boss reminded.

"Well, let's see." Xiao Yuemu yawned.

Hundreds of people in the distance gradually approached, Xiao Yue looked over, but the group of people in between looked like some tribe's Liao army, they were pushing a cart, the cart was full of sacks, which seemed to be filled with grain.

Suddenly, Xiao Yuemu's eyes lit up!It was really bright, even the little boss around him could clearly feel the green light in Xiao Yuemu's eyes ready to burst out!
After another quarter of an hour, the visitor finally arrived at the city of Weizhou.

"Who is here?" shouted the Liao soldiers on the city gate.

"We are the guards of Lingqiu. We just came back from Caogu, and the Song soldiers were chasing us closely, so we thought of Weizhou to take shelter for a while, and I hope the general can make it easier for us." A young man among the visitors replied loudly.

Xiao Yuemu could see clearly from the city wall. The young man who answered was handsome and handsome, and he had an undisguised temperament. The children of ordinary families were all herding sheep and horses since they were young. How could they have such good skin? It might be someone from the Liao Kingdom. The son of the noble family, looking at the other group of people, they look like soldiers raised by the noble family.

Just as Xiao Yuemu was about to open his mouth to agree, the little leader next to him reminded him in a low voice: "General, be careful of fraud."

Xiao Yuemu immediately became vigilant, this little boss has been in Weizhou for ten years, and his suggestions are generally quite good, so Xiao Yuemu couldn't help but start to hesitate.

The young man under the city is Li Ce, he saw it clearly from under the city, Xiao Yuemu was about to agree, but he hesitated suddenly.So he said again: "General, Song Bing is about to chase after him. It's a pity for them to snatch this cart of food back."

"Even if we were fighting in Caogu in the Great Liao Kingdom, Song soldiers never dared to pursue them. Why did they chase you today?" the little leader asked loudly, it seemed that he had some experience.

"Yes, how do you explain it?" Xiao Yuemu glanced at the little boss appreciatively.

"Hehe, this matter..."

Li Ce was a little anxious. Time is life. The Zhending Mansion is fighting fiercely. You must not waste time here, or you might end up here with your party.

Li Ce pretended to be haha ​​on the surface, but he was anxiously trying to deal with it in his heart.Inadvertently, he caught a glimpse of Guan Zhen picking his nose with a resentful look on his face, so he had an idea and had an idea.

He laughed and said: "This... today I robbed someone who shouldn't be robbed. To tell you the truth, this girl is the daughter of the county magistrate of Yizhou in the Song Dynasty. The brothers kidnapped them together, and that's why Song Bing was provoked." Chasing after you, you said that the fat you got can’t be returned, right? Haha…”

When Xiao Yuemu heard it, he immediately felt relieved, it turned out that there was a girl, but when he looked again, it was right behind the cart of grain, he had seen it on the tower before, but he forgot it after a delay.

Now take a closer look, oh, this girl is fat enough, look at this big ass!
This Xiao Yuemu's eyes became straight, it was really straight, he remained motionless as if he had been cast with a holding spell, and the halazi flowed out uncontrollably.

Seeing Xiao Yuemu's fascinated expression, Li Ce couldn't help but get goosebumps, this Liao native really has a unique taste.

(End of this chapter)