Big Song Xiaohou Ye

Chapter 8

"Why don't we get local materials and cook on the spot?" Li Ce said with a gleam in his eyes.

"Do it on the spot? Where is the pot, where is the firewood, rice, oil and salt?" The man retorted immediately, and gave Li Ce a supercilious look, as if Li Ce was talking in his sleep.

Li Ce was not in a hurry, he drew his voice and said in a teaching tone: "There are tens of thousands of cooking methods, and it doesn't have to be done in a pot with firewood, rice, oil and salt... Barbecue is also possible."

"Barbecue? I have eaten barbecue, grilled chicken, but never grilled fish." The man replied honestly.

"Well, today just opened your eyes." Li Ce said in his heart that it's really pitiful that you haven't eaten grilled fish in most of your life.

This guy actually has his own little calculation: such a big fish, this uncle probably won't be able to eat much with his body, isn't most of the fish all his own?In this way, it is much more "affordable" than "half the meeting".

"Old man, seeing your clothes and dressing, you should also be a scholar, and you know how to cook? Don't you hear that a gentleman cooks far away?" the man asked with his beard.

"The gentleman is far away from the cook? Who said that? It seems to be the second son of Kong, right?" Li Ce scratched his head.

The corner of the man's mouth twitched...

"Are you really a scholar? How come you haven't even read Mencius?" the middle-aged man scolded a little excitedly.

"This... don't care who said it, anyway, I'm not a gentleman, and the old man can't control me."

"You, hehe...you really don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, you kid. If these remarks are spread, I'm afraid there will be no place for you in Shilin in the future, and scholars all over the world will attack you."

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, but I laugh at the world's inability to see through. I don't have the same knowledge as those nerds." This guy laughed almost shamelessly.

"The world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through? Haha...you are so crazy! I just don't know where your arrogant capital comes from? Why do you dare to despise the scholars of the world like this? Don't just talk about it, It's just overthinking." The middle-aged man snorted and stared at Li Ce with burning eyes.

Li Ce was so uncomfortable being stared at by the man, the man's gaze was so sharp, a drowsy person suddenly opened his eyes, the eyes flashed, and the whole person's aura also changed accordingly, the sudden burst of aura, It made Li Ce feel a little depressed, this person is by no means simple!
Li Ce wanted to fool around again, but when he saw the man's aggressive posture, he had no choice but to give up the idea, and he replied bravely, "It's what it is. There is no distinction between high and low labor, it's just that the division of labor is different..."

"Humph! It's nonsense. Everyone in the world knows the grades of scholars, farmers, businessmen, and industry. Don't you hear: "Everything is inferior, but reading is high. The court is full of nobles and zigui, and they are all scholars."You kid is really ignorant and arrogant! "

As soon as Li Ce opened his mouth, he was interrupted by the man. In addition, he flicked his sleeves and looked disdainful to be with him, which made Li Ce a little annoyed. This uncle has such a big temper, isn't he just grilling a fish? As for being so infinitely high and above the line?

"I know how to study hard, read dead books, look at the Song Dynasty today, why is this border invaded by the Liao Kingdom repeatedly? This group of nerds can read, and they have sharp teeth and sharp mouths. Why don't they use their mouths to persuade the Liao army? How about going back to the grassland to herd sheep and horses obediently? Especially the nobles of the Manchu Dynasty, who know about internal strife all day long. When it comes to really resisting the Liao army, how many people can tell how ugly they are? They are still self-righteous, layman leaders Experts, sitting in the imperial court, pointing fingers and interfering in the war at the border, the generals at the border are tied up and are not allowed to play. The information on the battlefield changes in an instant, and the strategy must be adjusted in time according to the opportunity of the battle. Only in this way can the enemy be defeated. If they follow their ideas, You can't win even if you fight for 100 years." Li Ce scolded angrily.

The middle-aged man didn't expect the boy in front of him to say such a thing. This boy was so bold that he scolded the entire court without fear. He really is a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers!

"What a bastard with a sharp tooth and mouth! How can this court matter be as simple as you think!" Although the man said so, he was secretly surprised. This young man has such insights at such a young age. These are not things that can be learned from books. The old man has spent most of his life and experienced many things personally, so he can see clearly. Look at this young age, he has never experienced it before, but he suddenly pointed out the problem. Although what he said was somewhat one-sided, it was already extremely remarkable for his age.What a handsome young man!The man secretly praised in his heart.

Li Ce felt a little excited, but don't annoy this person, otherwise the grilled fish will be ruined, and he will be hungry again today.He blinked, grinned and said, "Okay, okay, you're right, let's not talk about that for now, anyway, let me do things like grilling fish that are not for a gentleman, anyway, I'm not a gentleman."

After speaking, I was afraid that the man would pester me again, so I went to find Chaihe in a hurry...

In the previous life, Li Ce was used to being wild when he was a child. During the summer vacation, he fished and caught birds with his friends all day long, so grilling fish is a very familiar job. After a while, a big fish will be cooked, exuding an attractive smell The smell of meat, the man can't help but twitch his index finger when he smells it.

The two chatted while eating.

"Well, I didn't expect that this carp has a special flavor when eaten grilled, and your skills are not bad." The man was obviously a little happy to eat, and he praised Li Ce a little.

"That's natural." Li Ce said triumphantly.

"The old man sees that you are also a smart person, why don't you study hard, take the imperial examination, and serve the country?"

"I can't pass the exam." The guy answered very simply, and hurriedly tore a piece of fish and stuffed it into his mouth, swallowing it whole, for fear that he would delay eating the fish if he spoke.

"You!" The man was once again choked by Li Ce and had nothing to say. "Zhuzi can't be with someone! Mud can't support the wall!" The middle-aged man snorted angrily.

Li Ce thought to himself: "Why is this uncle so worried? Why do you talk about serving the country without eating delicious fish? You are the dead wood that cannot be carved."

The man took a few mouthfuls and then stopped. He looked into the distance and frowned slightly, looking preoccupied.Li Ce glanced at it, then hurriedly lowered his head and continued to eat, taking this opportunity to eat more...

After a while, the man sighed softly, and when he lowered his head, he realized that a fish had been eaten by Li Ce until there was only a fish bone left. He smiled casually and said, "You kid will take advantage of the loopholes, and take advantage of the moment when the old man is absent-minded, so big A fish was eaten by itself."

Li Ce was already full at this time. He wiped his mouth in embarrassment and smiled awkwardly. After all, he was a little embarrassed to take advantage of the boss after eating such a big fish.

"You are quite interesting, why don't we make an appointment to continue grilling fish here at this time tomorrow?" The man issued an invitation.

"I'm not as leisurely as you. I still have to work for my livelihood. Here, you have seen how to cook this grilled fish. If you want to eat it, you can make it yourself." Li Ce smacked his lips and said, but he was thinking in his heart: Who knows if you can still catch such a big fish tomorrow, I might as well go fishing by myself.

The man was a little stunned. He didn't expect this kid to reject him so straightforwardly. He felt a little uncomfortable for a while, but then he laughed again: "Oh, that's it. I wanted to bring a roast goose tomorrow and drink two jugs of good wine. Thank you. Your grilled fish seems unnecessary."

"Huh?" The guy's eyes lit up instantly, and he hurriedly changed his words: "It's a deal, at this time tomorrow, it's still here, see you there or leave, uh...bring some more sauced beef, hehe..."

The man petrified again...

"You kid is so inconceivable that you can't stop talking. Don't you know that this dynasty protects farm cattle and strictly prohibits slaughtering farm cattle. Violators will be punished! But you want to eat that sauced beef?" The man was almost growling at this time. The mysterious young man repeatedly challenged his bottom line and insulted his IQ, which is unbearable!
It seems that you can’t believe in TV dramas completely. The classic plot of the future generations of heroes ordering food: two catties of cooked beef, the first-class daughter is red.Now it seems that it is obviously a big loophole. Isn't this a mistake.

"Uh...that's it, forget it, then bring two roast geese." Li Ce smiled shamelessly, and posed like a pair of scissors hands at the old man...

The man looked at Li Ce with disdain, shook his head and let out a long sigh, and walked away...

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