I became kun

Chapter 26 I'm a Lover

In the boys' dormitory building, in the corridor, Li Song looked depressed and muttered to himself: "Why, it feels like she is very angry."

Thinking of the previous bad breakup, Li Song felt a little confused.

Wasn't it Liu Yuhan who asked himself to tell everyone not to go to the lake?
I yelled three times in a row, but the other party got up and ran away, leaving a sentence at the end: "You are an idiot!"

Rubbing his head, Li Song naturally wouldn't take such words to heart.

I am a serious college student, and I was admitted to college after getting 617 points in the college entrance examination. Can an idiot do this?
He couldn't think clearly, and at this time he had already reached the dormitory, so Li Song simply shook his head, not thinking too much.

Hey, open the door.

As soon as he entered, Li Song heard gasps coming from his ears.

"hiss."

"Hiss, as expected of the woman I'm looking for."

One arm of Zhou Meng was drooping, his complexion was slightly pale, but he was using the other arm to light a cigarette, talking to himself amidst the smog.

Li Song entered the door and closed the door behind him. Seeing Zhou Meng like this, he was a little curious: "Who are you?"

Zhou Meng raised his eyes and grinned: "I'm back."

Li Song blinked and sat down on the bed: "I'm back... Are you okay?"

Zhou Meng grinned and wanted to laugh, but it seemed that the injury on his arm was affected, so he let out a whimper immediately, and after a while, he said with cold sweat, "I feel... I'm an angel with broken wings."

Li Song was slightly surprised: "An angel with broken wings?"

Zhou Meng groaned and said, "The arm... seems to be broken."

Li Song curled his lips: "Oh, a big stupid elephant with a broken leg."

Zhou Meng didn't bother to worry too much, and pouted on the table: "The cigarettes are on the table, you have to take it yourself."

Another cigarette was lit, and the mist rose.

Only then did Li Song ask: "What's the matter? Did you fall?"

Zhou Meng shook his head, took a sharp puff of his cigarette, then looked at Li Song seriously and said, "Ah Song, you must help brother in this matter!"

Li Song asked curiously, "What's going on, you have to tell me first."

Zhou Meng's complexion became rather melancholy, and he raised his head to look at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and leaned against the iron frame behind the bed, with his big feet on each other.

"It's a long story..."

…………

After a few minutes, Li Song understood.

This matter, speaking of it, is not complicated.

At least from Li Song's point of view, it was not as complicated as Zhou Meng said.

To put it simply, the wheat-colored, long-legged beauty with Liu Yuhan tonight is named Xu Wenwen.

Then, Zhou Meng also likes this type of girl, originally he only heard about it, but never met.

When I saw it today, I immediately felt that this was my dish.

Then a series of simple processes happened, flying wine bottles, being kicked, until Li Song took Liu Yuhan and left the place.

Zhou Meng simply continued to eat at the food stall with Xu Wenwen.

Then, Zhou Meng suffered a great blow in the world.

As a rough guy, Zhou Meng didn't have a heart, and after drinking for thirty years, he directly said, "I like you very much."

Xu Wenwen is also worthy of being a woman, she frowned and said: "My man must not be a coward."

Zhou Meng patted his chest: "My brother is a muscular bully, extremely masculine."

Xu Wenwen said that what she said was unsubstantiated and she needed to prove it.

The two came to the taekwondo hall in the school together.

then……

Zhou Meng's hand was broken.

It's very weird, a trip to make friends in the second grade.

But there is no doubt that Zhou Meng was defeated. He thought of Li Song at this time, and easily parried Xu Wenwen's attack. This time, please, simply want to learn two moves.

For this kind of request, Li Song was not prepared to refuse from the bottom of his heart.

But from a practical point of view, there is no way to achieve it.

He can do a shit.

He also caught up with the first wave of spiritual energy recovery and became an awakened person, stronger than ordinary people.

But at this moment, looking at the roommate who looked expectant, Li Song couldn't refuse, and became slightly contemplative.

At this time, Zhou Meng gritted his teeth and said, "Ah Song, I don't want to learn for nothing. As long as you agree, in the next month, not a semester, you will have all my breakfast!"

This is, absolute sincerity.

The family conditions of Zhou Meng and Li Song can only be considered average.

The monthly living expenses of the two are about 500 yuan, and the monthly breakfast is almost 200 yuan, accounting for one-seventh.

Moreover, this also includes bringing food back.

In other words, in the mornings from now on, Li Song only needs to get up to have breakfast without going out to the cafeteria.

Li Song has a toothache.

He is very excited.

But there is no way to teach it.

Looking at the roommate with an expectant look on his face, from the bottom of his heart, he hopes to help the roommate to facilitate this relationship.

I was thinking of ways in my mind.

Until, a flash of inspiration!
【He understands】!
Li Song suddenly felt that he was so fucking witty.

Chasing girls.

If she can think what she thinks, maybe there is nothing wrong with not having to meet those so-called conditions.

After all, according to Zhou Meng's words, Xu Wenwen was at the level of a black belt in Taekwondo. How could ordinary men be her opponents? It is possible that she will not marry and have children in the future.

These are all excuses.

Li Song suddenly felt that he had such a taste of a lover, and his face showed complacency.

Of course, if he thinks this way, it's his own opinion.

At least, in the eyes of a certain woman, Li Song = stupid pig.

I know that, but I am complacent about my own wit. Looking at Zhou Meng with an expectant look on his face, Li Song smiled and said, "Mengzi, it's not that I don't help you with this matter."

"The so-called kung fu is something I really can't teach."

Zhou Meng's expression dimmed a bit, and there was a sad atmosphere growing.

Li Song continued at this time: "But, if you listen to me, I promise to help you catch her."

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Meng's spirit finally cheered up a bit: "Really?"

Li Song raised his eyebrows and said quite proudly: "Of course, I am a lover!"

Zhou Meng didn't care whether Li Song was a lover or not.

But all in all, my buddies are willing to help me conquer the goddess together.

This is encouragement, this is morale, although in Zhou Meng's heart, he still thinks that if he can learn some skills, it may be much more convenient.

But he has also watched a lot of TV dramas, so he understands Li Song quite well.

After all, isn't this kind of exercise not allowed to be spread on many TVs?
Next, the two quietly discussed how to make Zhou Meng embrace the plan of returning the goddess, and then went to sleep separately.

……

Another place, in the girls' dormitory.

Xu Wenwen looked at Liu Yuhan worriedly and said, "Hanhan, are you okay?"

Liu Yuhan raised her head and squeezed out a smile: "It's okay."

At this moment, in Liu Yuhan's arms, there is a toy bear, which has already been disembowelled.

And the reason why Xu Wenwen was so worried was that before, her best friend kept chanting "stupid pig" and "idiot" in her mouth, while tearing the poor little bear constantly.

(End of this chapter)