My reborn girlfriend is so cute

Chapter 7 Why I Can't Tell Jokes

Originally, his head was dizzy and his body was weak, and he was only stimulated by a box of cold spirits. Suddenly, Lu Ming's whole body was full of strength. Under Xia Mengying's watchful eyes, he easily carried a suitcase to the top of the building.

"Go and open the door first, and I'll help you move in."

Lu Ming raised his chin to indicate the wooden door next to him.

"Yeah, open right now." Xia Mengying ran over bouncingly, fumbling for a while before opening the door, "cough cough cough..."

"what happened?"

"It's stuffy inside and has a strange smell!"

Xia Mengying held her nose and hurried back.

Lu Ming sniffed lightly, his eyebrows were twisted instantly, and he could smell the smell of dead rats from a distance of two or three meters.

"Uh...Xia Mengying, when you rented this room, didn't you come in and take a look?"

"I see—I didn't." Xia Mengying stuck out her tongue and said with a mischievous smile, "I'm in a hurry, I have to rent a room quickly so I can settle down."

"Then you can stay at school..." Lu Ming gave up halfway through the sentence. Based on the short time of understanding today, he can understand with the soles of his feet that of course the little demon girl wants to be as close to him as possible.

"Then what should I do?" Xia Mengying tilted her head and glanced at the clean wooden door next door with some yellow paint falling off, her eyes rolled around, "It seems that I can only stay with you tonight..."

"Stop! Impossible!"

Lu Ming raised his hand and made a pause gesture, good guy, he was really greedy for his body, and he wanted to sneak into his room after just knowing him for a day!

"You rest by the side for a while, your house, I'll clean it!"

Lu Ming quickly ended the conversation, found a piece of light blue mask from his schoolbag and put it on, then found a broom and dustpan from the public bathroom and rushed into the battlefield bravely.

This house and his house are in an L-shape. From the windows here, you can only see the road in the distance and a few abandoned paddy fields.

The furniture in the room is similar to my own, all old wooden furniture, beds, writing desks, wardrobes, except for these, there are only sundries left on the floor.

Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there are not many things, it will be fine.

After half an hour, everything was cleaned up, and the peculiar smell almost disappeared.

Just a little spray of air freshener or something and you'll be fine.

"Dong dong dong..."

As soon as she walked out of the door, there was a rush of footsteps downstairs, and Xia Mengying ran up panting with a plastic bag in the blink of an eye.

He stopped in front of Lu Ming and opened his pocket. There were two bottles of Nongfu Spring and one bottle of air freshener inside.

"Lu Mingming, are you finished cleaning?" Xia Mengying glanced into the room with her head tilted, and then sniffed for a while, then she nodded in satisfaction, "Thank you, I'll give you water."

With that said, he took out a bottle of mineral water from his pocket.

Lu Ming also took it unceremoniously, unscrewed it and drank most of the bottle.

Wipe off the water stains from the corner of the mouth: "The suitcase has also been moved into the house for you, you pack it yourself."

"it is good!"

"Then I'll go home first."

"and many more!"

Xia Mengying hastily took out her mobile phone from the purse of her school uniform jacket, blinked her big eyes expectantly: "Give me your mobile phone number and WeChat, so it will be convenient for me to contact you in the future."

"……All right."

After a little hesitation, Lu Ming took out his phone, saved Xia Mengying's phone number, and added WeChat.

When I saw the WeChat ID, I immediately stopped——

Yingying likes Mingming.

"Lu Mingming, what are you looking at?" Xia Mengying came closer and asked knowingly with her long eyelashes fluttering.

Lu Ming put away his phone like lightning.

Take a step back: "I didn't see anything! Well, I'm going back to the house, and I'll start coding after a break!"

"Oh..." The big bright eyes gradually dimmed.

Lu Ming turned around and didn't take two steps.

The right arm was suddenly pulled tightly.

"and many more!"

"..."

"Lu Ming!"

He didn't even address Lu Mingming, and his tone seemed to be a little nervous and trembling.

Oops!

Seriously!
As a well-known internet writer, Lu Ming already felt a strong sense of crisis.

With this situation, and the ambiguous emotions gradually emerging in the air, it must be a confession scene!

And now it's different from this morning.

In the morning, if they didn't know each other, they could refuse at will, but now they are classmates, deskmates, and even neighbors.

Hey, I'm confused.

The so-called love is as ruthless as hatred.

If you refuse, it won't be too embarrassing to see you when you look up and look down all day long.

Even though this witch is a super student, even though she cooked Tieguanyin tea eggs for herself, even though she bought cold medicine...

But, but...

"I, my mineral water can't be unscrewed, can you help me?" The voice behind him was a little knotted.

Lu Ming turned around and was dumbfounded for a moment.

But when it came to his throat, his heart fell quickly and steadily, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "This matter is simple, leave it to me."

Xia Mengying pursed her lips and handed the remaining mineral water to Lu Ming, and took it back two seconds later.

"Okay, I'll go back when I have nothing to do." Lu Ming felt relaxed.

"How about this, just now you helped me clean for so long, I gave you a massage to express my gratitude." The voice was weak.

"I'm fine, and I can't waste my strength on this matter." Lu Ming politely refused.

"I'm just helping you massage your shoulders. Don't you agree to this request?"

"Do not……"

Originally, Lu Ming wanted to refuse, but the girl in front of him seemed to suddenly lose her light.

His face was pale, and there was even a layer of mist in his eyes.

"Okay." Lu Ming nodded decisively.

Why is my heart sinking?

Why is there an indescribable sour feeling?

Lu Ming sat in Xia Mengying's rented house, staring at the dry ground in the yard by the door in a daze.

The strength on the shoulders is just right.

The shoulder and neck pain caused by writing novels for a long time also relieved a lot immediately.

He was a little puzzled just now, why Xia Mengying proposed to thank him with a massage.

Now I finally understand.

As a die-hard fan of herself, she must know that the authors of online novels will have shoulder and neck problems more or less.

So massage is needed.

Hey.

This witch is actually quite caring.

"Xia Mengying, shall I tell you a joke?" Lu Ming said suddenly.

"Jokes? Can you still tell jokes?" The voice behind was a little surprised.

"Otherwise, I'm a writer, why can't I tell jokes?"

"...Okay, let me listen." There was some expectation in the voice.

"It's the first time I've heard this joke, but it's been a long time since I laughed." Lu Ming licked his lips, and couldn't hold back the smile before he started talking.

"The boss and the second child took the plane, and the second child was airsick and kept vomiting."

"One bag was full of vomit, so the boss had no choice but to get the bag. When he came back, he found that everyone in the plane was vomiting non-stop."

"The boss asked the reason, and the second child said: I saw that this bag was full, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he burst out laughing without waiting for a reaction later.

"..."

"Hahaha, isn't it funny?"

"..."

"what happened?"

Lu Ming took a deep breath, put away his smile, and just about to turn his head, the strength on his shoulders suddenly increased exponentially.

Inside the house, there was a sudden burst of screams...

(End of this chapter)