Chief dashing military division at the end of the Han Dynasty

Chapter 54 Special Chapter: Funny Three Kingdoms
[Note: It has always been my wish to deconstruct the Three Kingdoms with a new perspective and language.This special article is a small attempt, and it can be regarded as a change of appetite for everyone.In addition, there is a special post in the discussion area, soliciting your opinions on the writing style of this knife, please participate and support! 】

Zhuge Liang was originally a farmer, but he was very dishonest. He yelled "Father of Liang" all day long, pretending to be a singer-songwriter, but it was a pity that he had the height and figure of a coat hanger.Not only that, but he always compared himself with legendary superstars like Guan Zhong and Le Yi, and the villagers at that time sneered at him.Only Cui Zhouping from Boling and Xu Shu from Yingchuan had a close relationship with him, and they bit the bullet and agreed.

At that time, Liu Bei, a fool, was working hard in Xinye.Xu Shu fell in love with him, so he took the opportunity to say to Liu Bei, "Zhuge Kongming is lurking in this corner. He is called Wolong. He is a talent. Are you interested in looking for him?" Liu Bei said: "Then you go with him. Come here!" Xu Shu said: "This guy has an intellectual temper, you'd better go and see for yourself."

So, Liu Bei rushed to visit Zhuge Liang, but he didn't see the deity until he hit a wall many times.Liu Bei was so hungry and thirsty, he hurriedly dismissed the idlers on the left and right, and couldn't wait to ask: "Now the Han Dynasty is over, and the monkeys have climbed to the top of the mountain to bully the tiger. I am thinking that I am a bit of a mantis , I want to hold high the great banner of righteousness, fool the people of the world, and get a share of the troubled times; unfortunately, my brain is not very good, so I can't do anything by flicking around. But I just don't give up, you What should we do with this?"

Zhuge Liang replied: "Since the downfall of Dong Zhuo, the so-called heroes have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain, and each of them has made a big fortune, and there are several counties in few states. Cao Cao was far worse than Yuan Shao at the beginning. , there are few brothers with a bad reputation, but in the end, Yuan Shao was brought down. It was not only luck, but also conspiracy. Now this kid has a million brothers, and he uses a paper tiger as a sign. We fight him Basically, there is no chance. Sun Quan’s little friend has such a piece of land in Jiangdong, and his father and brother have accumulated a lot of character for him, so he is also very strong. It's very convenient, so we can't eat this piece of meat, but we can still use it. Jingzhou is a good place with convenient transportation. It is the key to get through the two channels of Ren and Du, but its owner can't afford it. So, This is a great gift from God to you. Do you want it? Or do you want it? Or do you want it? Yizhou has a large territory and dangerous terrain. Back then, the bastard Liu Bang relied on it to make his fortune. There is also a restless neighbor, so although the people there are very rich, I still hope that there will be a master with a long head to govern. I think, you are said to be a descendant of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty. The reputation of honesty and loyalty is not bad in the world, and the expectation for the powerful brothers is quite strong. If you take the two lands you just mentioned, and take care of them properly; if there is any trouble in the world, you will send them A brother led the troops from Jingzhou to go straight to Huanglong, and you yourself led other brothers to set off from Yizhou. At that time, all the people will be obedient and automatically serve as our logistics force. In this way, you can truly Be the biggest bearer!"

Liu Bei said: "Look at what you said, it's great!" After that, he and Zhuge Liang were as close as glue.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei couldn't stand it any longer. Liu Bei comforted them and said: "Our family has Kong Ming, it is like a fish in water, you guys, don't be jealous~" Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were a little happier.

(End of this chapter)