Big Joe, Little Joe loves me

Chapter 21
"I am Sun Ben, and Sun Ben is me!"

"You are not Sun Ben, Sun Ben is not as ugly as you!"

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Sun Ben and Huang Xiaogou quarreled, and Zhou Tai was so annoyed that he punched them one by one, knocking them down to the ground.

The world is finally quiet.

Zhou Taidao: "My lord, in my opinion, these two people are not good people, so we should kill them together."

As soon as these words came out, Sun Ben and Huang Xiaogou's faces turned pale with fright.

Liu Gan waved his hand and said: "You Ping, you are too murderous, this is not a good thing, put the two of them in prison first, if he is really Sun Ben, Wu Jing will definitely send someone to ask for it, otherwise, he will be dead!" After a few words, Liu Gan gritted his teeth.

Huang Xiaogou said: "General, I am willing to surrender, don't put me in prison, I will suffocate to death!"

Zhou Tai said angrily: "You idiot, if you spare your life, you dare to go further!"

Huang Xiaogou said anxiously: "I'm not a softie, and I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to die for no reason! General, I have been a soldier for eight years. Eight years ago, I thought that I would die on the battlefield in the future, but eight years ago Years passed and I didn’t die, but all my relatives and friends died, I’m really not afraid of death, I’m just afraid that I won’t be able to die on the battlefield!”

Liu Gan couldn't help but glanced at Huang Xiaogou unexpectedly, and asked, "Your name is Huang Xiaogou, right?"

The little yellow dog nodded hastily.

Liu Gan said: "You have been a soldier for eight years, do you want to be a general?"

Huang Xiaogou said: "I think, I want to be a general in my dreams. Yesterday I told Lao Wang that I wanted to be a general, but yesterday we were ambushed and Lao Wang left...he will never have the chance to see me as a general again."

Liu Gan patted Huang Xiaogou on the shoulder, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, I like people with dreams, and I have always believed in a saying. This sentence was actually said by a short man. He said that soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers. He was also a soldier at the beginning, and later he became the greatest general!"

Huang Xiaogou heard his blood boil and asked, "What's his name?"

Liu Gan smiled slightly and said, "It doesn't matter what his name is, what matters is that from today onwards, from now on, you yellow puppy is my soldier!"

Huang Xiaogou said loudly: "Thank you General for giving me a chance!"

Liu Gan said: "If you want to be a general, you must have a good name. A name like Huang Xiaogou is not suitable for being a general."

Huang Xiaogou rubbed the back of his head and said embarrassedly: "This is the name my mother gave me. My father died early, and my mother has never been educated. My mother said that when I was born, there happened to be a little one at home. I am a dog, so I am called Huang Xiaogou."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the hall couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Let me give you a name. If you want to be a general, you must have a mighty and domineering name!" Liu Gan thought for a long time, and suddenly his face showed joy, and he said excitedly: "I thought of it. From today on, your name It's called... Li Cunxiao!"

A general is no better than Li, and a king is no better than a bully.

The name is indeed a good name, but it just hurt Li Cunxiao's reputation.

I saw Huang Xiaogou, that is, Li Cunxiao silently recited the name several times, and said happily: "I have a good name, Li Cunxiao, Li Cunxiao, this name is so nice, thank you general for giving me the name!"

Zhou Tai laughed and said, "You idiot, do you know how to write Li Cunxiao?"

Li Cunxiao smiled wryly and said, "I can't read, how can Li Cunxiao write?"

Seeing this, Zhou Tai laughed louder, but when Liu Gan said something next, Zhou Tai couldn't laugh anymore.

"How to write Li Cunxiao, you teach him, from now on, he is your soldier of Shenfeng Battalion!" Liu Gan said lightly.

"Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to You Ping for being a good general!" Jiang Qin mocked Zhou Tai with malicious intentions.

Xue Tong and Mei Cheng are Zhou Tai's subordinates, so naturally they dare not say such a thing, but they secretly "congratulate" Zhou Tai in their hearts.

The next day, Wu Jing personally led an army of [-] to Moling and approached the city.

Liu Gan closed the city gate tightly and hung up the sign of avoiding the battle.

Facing Liu Gan's insistence, Wu Jing had nothing to do. Moling City had high walls and thick walls. If he forcibly attacked the city, the price he would pay would be terrible.

Wu Jing camp.

"This Liu Gan is so cunning. After winning us a wave of sneak attacks, he can take advantage of the advantage of the city to get out of the way. After all, it is not a solution to delay like this."

Wu Fen said while walking up and down in the camp.

"Brother, don't come back and forth, okay, my eyes are almost dizzy from you." Wu Qi said angrily.

"I'll let you go. What's bothering you? It's quite spacious. Why don't you take care of so much when you go to battle to kill the enemy?" Wu Fen said sarcastically.

"Father commander, you come to judge. I just said something to him. Look at what he said about me. When did I kill the enemy in the battle? I didn't rush to the front. Who killed more enemies than me? If it wasn't for Liu Gan If he can't shrink back, I will take his head to see the commander-in-chief!" Wu Qi said excitedly.

"Okay, stop arguing, the most important thing now is how to break Moling City." Wu Jing was upset by these two sons, and his mood also became bad.

"Bo Fu was wounded and stayed at the Niuzhu camp, and the five thousand soldiers in Boyang stumbled and lost their troops. At this time, if our army storms Moling, not only will it not be beneficial at all, but if the enemy seizes the opportunity, our army will easily fall into danger. .” Xu Kun pointed out the key point, showing worry.

Xu Kun is Sun Jian's nephew. He fought with Sun Jian for many years in the north and south. He contributed to the surprise attack on Hengjiang. When Sun Ce was injured when he attacked Hengjiang, he was unable to march. Only then can I help my uncle Wu Jing defeat Liu Yao as soon as possible.

"How about our army go around Moling and attack Hushu?" Sun Fu suggested, at this time he was still wrapped in gauze, and his injuries were serious.

"No way, I don't know how many soldiers and horses there are in Moling. A conservative estimate is more than [-]. Once we fight Hushu and encounter strong resistance, Liu Gan will definitely send troops to cover our rear. If Liu Yao sends another army at that time Double-teaming, our army will definitely be defeated!" Xu Kun shook his head and said.

"This doesn't work, and that doesn't work either. Then what do you think we should do? We can't keep wasting like this." Wu Qi said dissatisfied.

"I have an idea in my heart." Xu Kun made a fool of himself.

"Quickly tell me." Wu Jing asked hastily.

"Actually, I've heard of Liu Gan's name. When Bofu and I took down Lujiang, he was just a small military lord. I didn't expect that he would become a small force in a blink of an eye. Mencius said this One moment, another moment, as expected!" Xu Kun sighed.

"You better tell me what to do, I'm already burning with anxiety!" Sun Fu couldn't help urging.

Being ambushed and defeated by Liu Gan made Sun Fu very angry. The whereabouts of his eldest brother Sun Ben is also unknown. At this moment, he doesn't know whether he is alive or dead. However, he only has more than [-] soldiers at hand, and he can only rely on Wu Jing if he wants to fight back.

"Since Moling can't attack by force, why don't we send someone to surrender? Even if we can't surrender, we can join forces with Liu Gan to make a deal. I believe that as long as we give enough benefits, he won't necessarily be on Liu Yao's side." Xu Xu Kun's words awakened the dreamer.

"That's a good statement, but we don't know anyone who can persuade Liu Gan!" Wu Jing said.

"In my opinion, Xu Xiude has to do this plan!" Wu Fen clapped his palms and smiled.

Xiude is Xu Kun's watchword.

Under Xu Kun's suggestion, Liu Gan is about to face Sun Wu's first wave of temptation.

On the same day, Xu Kun entered Moling City alone.

Seeing Liu Gan, Xu Kun was surprised at first. He was surprised that Liu Gan was so young. Then he looked at Liu Gan's generals Zhou Tai, Jiang Qin and others, all of whom led the army at a young age.

"Wu Jing and I are enemies, not friends. What is General Xu's intention here? Could it be that he is here to persuade you to surrender?"

Liu Gan's casual remark made Xu Kun feel embarrassed and speechless for a moment.

Seeing this, Liu Gan smiled and said, "I won't really let me say it. Look at my crow's mouth. Everything I say is good but not bad." The implication is obvious.

Xu Kun said lightly: "Why is the general so sure that I am here to persuade you to surrender?"

Liu Gan asked, "If it's not persuasion, what should we do?"

Xu Kun cupped his hands and said, "I have only one purpose here, and that is to give the general a great gift!"

Although Liu Gan was quite curious, he still asked calmly: "I don't know what kind of gift it is, do you want to be rewarded? If I want to be rewarded, then I can't afford this gift. I can't help it. Who made me poor? Woolen cloth."

Xu Kun didn't answer but asked instead: "What do you think the general is going to do in today's world?"

Liu Gan knew in his heart that this person intended to make a detour, so he didn't expose it, and quietly waited for the next sentence.

I saw Xu Kun slowly said: "Kun thinks that the world will be divided for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time. Xia and Shang together are only more than 900 years old. Although the Zhou Dynasty has a history of 800 years, it is also divided into Western Zhou and Eastern Zhou. Not to mention the death of the second generation. It has been more than 400 years since Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, killed the White Snake Uprising. The general should have read "Historical Records", but I remember a famous saying in the biography of the Marquis of Huaiyin, which is called "Qin lost its deer..."

Liu Gan couldn't help narrowing his eyes, pointing to his nose and laughing, "Do you know that my surname is Liu?"

Xu Kun calmly said: "So what, if the big man doesn't have Uncle Liu Wen, I don't know how many people are called kings and who are called emperors. Liu's surname will only become your advantage."

Liu Gan couldn't help clapping his hands and praised: "It's no wonder that Sun Bofu went down to Hengjiang in the first battle. With the cultivation of virtue in Jiangdong, I'm afraid I will have trouble sleeping and eating all day and night."

Seeing the chatterbox open, Xu Kun finally couldn't help but say the ultimate goal: "Wujun belongs to Sun, Danyang belongs to Liu."

Xu Kun is still Sun Ce's man after all.

Facing this seemingly sweet cake, Liu Gan thought about it and vetoed it: "If this is the case, there will be a war between Liu and Sun in the future! If you want to form an alliance, you can, let Sun Ce come to see me in person!"

(End of this chapter)