Big Joe, Little Joe loves me

Chapter 262
Jia Baoyu, who is the most incompetent in the world and unparalleled in ancient and modern times, said: Women are made of water, and men are made of mud.

Liu Gan deeply agrees with this. Like Jia Baoyu, he feels refreshed and comfortable breathing after seeing his daughter.

No matter how bad the mood is, I still want to smile from the bottom of my heart.

But when I met a man, it was just the opposite. No matter how good-looking the man was, he just felt uncomfortable, no matter how he looked at him, he felt awkward.

Opposites attract, like repel.

Liu Gan felt that this sentence could not be more appropriate for himself.

Da Qiao can best embody the meaning of the sentence that women are made of water.

Because, not only is she as tender as water and as gentle as water, but she also has a peerless beauty.

In the past, Liu Gan always thought that the term "confidante" was a derogatory term, but when it came to Da Qiao, he suddenly felt that "confineering woman" might be a commendatory term.

What kind of woman can be called a confidante?
There are many beauties in history, but there are very few beauties who are qualified to be disasters.

Yuxi, known as the number one vixen in the ages, counts as one.

The femme fatale Su Daji of the Shang Dynasty is one of them.

The Baosi of the feudal lords in the Western Zhou Dynasty is counted as one.

Of course, there is also Shi Yiguang, who is the head of the four beauties, with the appearance of a closed moon and shameful flowers, and the appearance of sinking fish and wild goose, he is simply a representative of beauty and disaster!
All of the above are women who only hear their names but don't see their people. In Liu Gan's heart, Da Qiao is also a woman who is irreplaceable!

Because, Da Qiao is a confidante who can be seen and touched, and is close at hand!

Liu Gan didn't understand before, why King Zhou You wanted to fight with the princes, just to win Bao Si's sweet smile!
A generation of tyrants, King Zhou, would rather betray the people of the world, but only Su Daji!
After Wu Sangui surrendered to Li Zicheng, why did he go his own way and let the Manchus enter the customs, and became a beauty in anger!

After going to Wushan together with Da Qiao, Liu Gan finally became aware of it belatedly.

Because, beauty is a disaster!
Some beauties are born to make any man devote himself to it!
Some men love the country but not beauties, while some men love the country more than beauties!
There are even some men who would rather give up the whole country for the beauty!

In the past, Liu Gan always thought that he was a man who loved Jiangshan more than beauty. After getting to know Da Qiao deeply, he finally realized that he is not that kind of person!
He can give up everything for Da Qiao, including the huge country!
"Bah!"

With a soft call, Da Qiao Fan stretched his arms and stretched himself.

When she was moving, she suddenly saw a pair of eyes staring at her side, she didn't panic, but met the eyes of the owner of the eyes with a smile like a flower.

"woke up?"

Liu Gan stared at Da Qiao's eyes as clear as a lake, and smiled.

Da Qiao laughed and said, "Why are you peeking at me sleeping?"

Liu Gan said sternly: "Do I still need to take a peek? I am appreciating it openly. The hibiscus comes out of the clear water, and it is natural to carve. Only my queen and empress can be regarded as such quatrains!"

"Your Majesty is so smooth-tongued, it's no wonder he can fool Sister Zhen'er around!" Da Qiao said with a half-smile.

"What is cheating? Do I look like a liar?" Liu dared not be happy.

"Not like." Da Qiao pursed his lips and smiled, "Because you are a big liar!"

Liu Gan turned over, pressed Da Qiao heavily under his body, stared at her close at hand, and hummed softly: "Who do you say is a big liar? Believe it or not, I will serve you with family law again!"

Hearing the word "Family Law", Da Qiao blushed pretty, and said coquettishly: "Your Majesty is licentious and innocent, be careful that one day you will die from ashes."

"Okay, the queen dares to curse the king, and nothing will spare you today!" Liu Gan said, got up feigning anger, and patted Da Qiao's butt casually.

Da Qiao's face was on fire, and he turned over embarrassingly, and took the initiative to pose a shameful posture with his feet on the ground.

Liu Gan smiled slightly, feeling deeply that he was well trained.

Sometimes, the difference between a girl and a young woman lies in this, as long as the man makes a movement, the young woman will immediately know what to do.

And the girl might just ask naively: Why did you hit me?
Da Qiao is now the mother of two children, and it has been a long time since she changed from a girl to a young woman, not to mention she is still a smart woman.

Therefore, she has gradually mastered many common sense that a married woman should have, and she is familiar with it by heart.

When Liu Gan came out of the room sweating profusely, the sun outside was already high.

The sun is shining brightly, bright as fire.

Liu Gan took a shower, changed into a comfortable robe, and stepped out of the palace in good spirits.

At the gate of the palace, Da Qiao was dressed in red and black brocade clothes and Hanfu. She had bright eyes, red lips and bright teeth, and a jade hairpin in a cloud bun. With her gestures, she looked graceful and elegant.

"Why is the king slower than the daughter's family? It's not good to spread the news!"

Da Qiao pursed his lips and smiled, looking at the bright lights, and many people around him, regardless of gender, stared blankly for a while.

Liu Gan stepped forward in two steps, took Da Qiao's jade hand with one hand, and said without turning his eyes: "Let me tell you what to say, the queen is so fascinated by wearing a formal dress, I can't take my eyes off me, how can this be?" Is good?"

Da Qiao smiled sweetly and said, "If your majesty is not afraid of jokes from outsiders, it's okay to keep looking at me, but I'm afraid your majesty will get tired of watching me in a blink of an eye!"

"How can I get tired of it? My queen is so beautiful and moving, she won't get tired of watching it for 1 years!" Liu Gan said confidently.

Liu Gan said that 1 years may be a bit exaggerated, but he did say what he said from the bottom of his heart. Da Qiao's glamorous temperament at this moment is unmatched, unmatched!
Liu Gan has seen Da Qiao countless times since he knew her, and today can be said to be Da Qiao's most beautiful side.

Even on her wedding day, Da Qiao, who was wearing heavy makeup, was not as charming as she is today!
Because, when she got married, Da Qiao was still young and immature, her body bones and facial features had not grown, so she could barely be considered a little woman.

Today, Da Qiao, who has become a female college student, has become very different. Not only is she taller, her appearance is also stereotyped, and her graceful and luxurious temperament is even more peerless!

In particular, this brocade-clothed Hanfu that shows off the temperament is worn on the body, like a lady walking out of a painting, graceful and graceful, making people fall in love at first sight, unforgettable and unforgettable!

"My lord, if you keep staring at me like this, I'm afraid I'll miss today's big event!"

Da Qiao's pretty face was flushed by Liu Gan's stare, and she reminded her with her red lips.

Only then did Liu Gan come back to his senses, and said with a smile, "If I had known that the queen was so well-dressed, I would not have taken the queen with me." While speaking, he still couldn't help staring at Da Qiao.

Da Qiao was puzzled and said, "Why? Is Your Majesty afraid that I will steal your limelight?"

"Otherwise, the king is afraid that everyone will only stare at the queen, and no one will be in the mood to do anything!" Liu Gan joked.

"Ah, then I went to do something bad, or I should not go?" Da Qiao worried.

Liu Gan said: "No, no, of course you are going. Not only are you going, but you also have to speak for this king and boost the morale of the soldiers of the Shenji Battalion!"

"Is Your Majesty using a beauty trick?" Da Qiao laughed.

"Of course not. Beauty tricks are about sacrificing your looks. I can't bear to let the queen sacrifice even a little bit of her looks!" Liu Gan shrugged and said with a smile, "This is at most called men and women matching, and the work is not tiring! What does the queen think?"

"Your Majesty speaks eloquently, and this concubine is convincing!"

"Oh, the queen wants to write conciliatory characters again?"

"Your Majesty..."

"Okay, okay, stop teasing you, get in the car, and set off for the Shenji camp!"

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(End of this chapter)