Feng Shui Anecdote
Chapter 106 The Ghost General Is Angry
Chapter 106 The Ghost General Is Angry
The face of the ghost general in front of me was too terrifying, a skinny face twitching slightly.
He stared at me, sucking hard with his shriveled mouth.
I could feel that something invisible in me was being absorbed by him, my head started to go numb, and my eyelids were as heavy as lead.
Fortunately, the pain in my body was stimulating me, so that I would not pass out.
"Chang Yukun!!" Suddenly, I heard a loud roar.
Leave!
This is the voice of Li!
I have absolutely no auditory hallucinations, this must be Li's voice.Because everyone else calls me "Yukun", I directly call my full name "Chang Yukun".
Here they are!They have finally arrived.
"Boom!"
"laugh……"
Some voices rang in my ears, and I felt my body loosen suddenly, and then fell to the ground.
"Chang Yukun!"
The voice of Li came again.
I was shocked, and opened my eyes with effort, and Li's anxious and nervous face appeared in front of my eyes.
"Li!" I yelled weakly.
"How? How is it?" Li asked me.
"It's not very good, I feel dizzy, very sleepy!" I told the truth.
Because I know that the current situation can't be arrogant. Only by telling my feelings honestly will it not affect their judgment on my injury.
"Come on! Open your mouth!" Li hugged my head, took out a pill and said to me.
When I heard this, I obediently opened my mouth.
Li immediately stuffed that pill into my mouth.
I don't know what kind of medicine she gave me. This kind of medicine is slightly bitter and has a cooling effect like mint.The medicine melted in my mouth and turned into a cool stream that slid down my throat.
After this cool feeling slipped into my stomach, it immediately turned into a warm feeling and spread to my whole body.
"How? How do you feel now?" Li asked me nervously.
"Ugh! I feel a lot more comfortable!" I said with a slight nod.
It's really not a psychological effect, I really feel a lot more comfortable.After the warmth in my stomach spread, I felt that my head would not be so dizzy anymore, and my mind was much clearer.
"Nonsense, what I ate just now was Xuanyu Snow Soul Pill! Does it feel uncomfortable?" Li let go of my head and said angrily after giving me a blank look.
I don't know what kind of elixir the Xuanyu Snow Soul Pill she mentioned is, but the elixir that can take effect so quickly must be of a high level.
I laughed a bit, then put my hands on the ground, got up and sat up by myself.
Seeing me just now, Li seemed very nervous, and immediately took out a precious elixir for me to take.But she saw that there was nothing serious about me, and she regained her icy and cold appearance.
By the way, what about that ghost general?What about the red ghost?
I hurriedly looked around.
"What about them?" I asked Li.
"Go after that ghost general!" Li said to me.
"Then...then...then let's hurry to help!" I've seen how powerful that ghost general is, so I'm a little worried about their safety.
I got up, but it seemed that I got up a little too hard, my legs were a little weak, and I couldn't stand firmly, so I staggered a bit.
Li hurried over and grabbed my arm, holding me up.
"Stand firm!" Li shouted to me.
I shook my head lightly, then collected myself, stood firm and said, "Hurry up, let's go help them!"
Li glared at me, then supported me and trotted towards the backyard.
When we got to the backyard, we happened to see Dong Hao and Dali throwing their weapons at the red ghost at the same time.
"Snapped!"
The red ghost was smashed into pieces, turning into dots of light and disappearing into the air.It seems that the two of them teamed up to clean up the red ghost.
No, to be precise, it was the three of them, because at the same time they hit the red ghost, a whirlwind of spiritual power exploded from that red ghost's head, that should be an assist from Shangguan Xue'er from a distance.
Hey……
It seems that I was the one who held them back, maybe any one of them would not be as embarrassed as me.
"Where's the ghost general?" Li asked Dong Hao and Dali.
"Run away!" Dong Hao pointed to the ancient well not far away and said.
Hey...he still ran away!
It's over, this ghost general is already very powerful, and now that he has returned to the ancient well, it will be even more difficult to clean up.
Our group originally thought that we would take advantage of his weakness and deal with him outside this ancient well. Who knew that after making so many deployments, the plan could not keep up with the changes, and it turned into what it is now.
"Hey..." Li sighed!
"What should we do now?" Dong Hao asked Li.
Li didn't speak, and seemed to be thinking about countermeasures.
"I'm sorry, it was my mistake. I didn't expect that ghost general to come out. I originally wanted to wait until I had almost arranged the formation before provoking him!" I said.
"Yukun, don't blame yourself, it's none of your business, this responsibility is not yours alone, it's all of us who didn't think carefully and put you in danger, so it's us who should say sorry!" Dong Hao Said.
"Hey..." I also sighed.
Now that the red ghost has been wiped out by us, that ghost general has fled into the ancient well, and it is obviously impossible to lure him out again.
"Sit down and rest for a while!" Seeing my guilty look, Li gently tugged at my sleeve and said to me softly.
I obeyed and sat down beside me.
The four of us fell into silence, not knowing what to do.
But this kind of silence didn't last long, and was broken again vigorously.
I think ah!As long as there is great force, there is no such thing as silence.
Goodbye Dali lying on the side of the well and yelling at the well: "Old bastard! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You bastard! Your grandma's ass! Mommy is a scar..."
Dong Hao heard Dali's yelling, and asked Dali with a smile: "Dali, why are you scolding him in such a dialect!?"
I didn't realize what Dong Hao said, just now Fang Dali changed his dialect several times and scolded.
Hearing the words vigorously, he looked up at Dong Hao, and said solemnly: "How do I know where this ghost is from!? What if he doesn't understand? I scold him in different dialects, but he can always understand Yes!"
I go!
Does this work too?
To scold someone, you have to find out where the other person's hometown is?
The thinking of this square head is really incomprehensible to ordinary people like us!
Who knows, Dong Hao laughed when he heard Dali's words, and said, "Why don't I scold you together!?"
"Okay! You can speak the dialect of that place!?" Dali asked Dali with a look of great interest.
"Hmph! Don't underestimate me. I have traveled to many places all over the country! I know so many dialects!" Dong Hao said unconvinced.
"Okay! Then let's compete!" Dali said.
I'll fuck it!Is there anything better than swearing? ?
I am convinced!I am really convinced!
A dick like Dali is enough to be a dick, and if Dong Hao is a dick with him, it will be even more dick.
"You son of a bitch!!!" Dong Hao hugged the edge of the well, and cursed at the well with a long tail!
After he finished cursing, he said triumphantly to Dali: "This is from Henan, it's your turn!"
"You bastard!!" Dali cursed at the well water.
Then vigorously said to Dong Hao: "It's from Guiyang! It's your turn!"
"Nong, you little red guy!!" Dong Hao continued to curse, and after he finished cursing, he said: "Shanghai!"
"Damn it!"
"Grass girl!"
"Smelly your old mother!"
"Hold the door!"
"Gangdu!"
"Push the street!!"
"You bastard"
"You bastard!"
"You crazy mangosteen!"
……
I was so happy to hear Dong Hao and Dali scolding each other like a relay race.Some I can understand, some I can't understand, anyway, the two of them take turns cursing each sentence.
Hey……
Looking at the two of us who were having so much fun, Can't help and I both shook our heads, not knowing what to say to them!
"What's the matter? What are you doing?" Shangguan Xueer came, she looked at the two who were scolding happily and asked us.
"Go ask them yourself!" I shook my head helplessly and said to Shangguan Xue'er.
"What are you two doing?" Shangguan Xue'er walked over, staring at Dong Hao and asked.
"We are provoking that turtle in the well!" Dong Hao said.
"Then what are you guys doing talking about?" Shangguan Xue'er asked in confusion.
Then vigorously and excitedly made a bet between the two and told Shangguan Xue'er about scolding the ghost general in the well in different dialects.
After I saw Dali finished speaking, I said to Shangguan Xueer: "Are you coming? Let's say something one by one, no repetition!"
I think, this Shangguan Xueer will stare vigorously and say: "boring!" Then she will come to our side to sit and watch the play.
But I never expected that Shangguan Xueer would say with a smile, "Okay!"
I'll go, that's fine too!
This Shangguan Xue'er is also a beauty after all!How can she do this?
I saw Shangguan Xue'er lying on the edge of the well, and yelled at the well: "Enniang, what a foot!"
"Okay! It's my turn!" Dali said happily.
Then I saw him lying on the edge of the well and swearing at the well again.
The two-person relay race just now turned into a three-person relay race, and the three of them took turns to play, so they had fun cursing!
I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, I really don't know where these three people learned so many curse words, each of them said a sentence, and they didn't repeat it!
For more than ten minutes, the three of them scolded for more than ten minutes! !
Suddenly, a huge wave of Yin Qi rose from the well, followed by a roar: "Shut up, you little bastards, shut up the fuck!!!"
I go!These three are really amazing!
He actually scolded that ghost general in the well.
That's right, even the dead are cursed alive by the people who block people's doors and yell at them one after another.
"I just don't shut up, what's the matter? If you have the guts, come out, come out and I'll fight you one-on-one! Don't hide like a fucking turtle!" Dali yelled at the well.
Hearing Dali's words, Dong Hao also followed up and shouted: "Haha, don't you look at how old he is, haven't you heard of it? A thousand-year-old bastard, a ten-thousand-year ghost! No matter what you say, it's more than a hundred years old, right? Although it's not a bastard, it's still okay to be a bastard!"
"Roar!!!"
Hearing what these two people said, there was a roar in the well.
A deafening sound followed.
"Little brats, you are courting death! Originally, I thought that when the old man's cultivation reached the most critical point, I didn't want to waste energy arguing with you! I let you go! I didn't expect you to block my door and insult the old man like this! Then you all stay today, I will eat all your souls raw!!!!"
When he roared, I felt the ground tremble under my feet, as if we were standing on his body.
As I was sitting, it felt like an earthquake had happened, the whole ground seemed to be heaving and shaking.
I know that this is not an earthquake, nor is it that the ground is shaking, but those sounds are affecting my cerebellum, stimulating my brain nerves, and making me feel that the ground is shaking.
A ghost general is a ghost general.
When he was not in the well, his strength was probably stronger than the red ghost. After he was in the well, his strength increased exponentially, and he became extremely terrifying.
Because all his grievances are attached to this ancient well, and once he is in the ancient well, he is like a dragon entering the sea and a tiger returning to the mountain.
And those of us would never dare to go down into the well.Besides, looking at the strong yin energy coming out of the well, I have a bad feeling, as if even if we don't enter the well, we are no longer his opponents.
Because, there was still a bright moon shining in the yard just now, but now, everything around is gradually darkening!
It's getting darker... It's getting darker and darker, and I can't even see the moonlight.
It's just a few breaths, Li is clearly next to me, but I can't even see her!
(End of this chapter)
The face of the ghost general in front of me was too terrifying, a skinny face twitching slightly.
He stared at me, sucking hard with his shriveled mouth.
I could feel that something invisible in me was being absorbed by him, my head started to go numb, and my eyelids were as heavy as lead.
Fortunately, the pain in my body was stimulating me, so that I would not pass out.
"Chang Yukun!!" Suddenly, I heard a loud roar.
Leave!
This is the voice of Li!
I have absolutely no auditory hallucinations, this must be Li's voice.Because everyone else calls me "Yukun", I directly call my full name "Chang Yukun".
Here they are!They have finally arrived.
"Boom!"
"laugh……"
Some voices rang in my ears, and I felt my body loosen suddenly, and then fell to the ground.
"Chang Yukun!"
The voice of Li came again.
I was shocked, and opened my eyes with effort, and Li's anxious and nervous face appeared in front of my eyes.
"Li!" I yelled weakly.
"How? How is it?" Li asked me.
"It's not very good, I feel dizzy, very sleepy!" I told the truth.
Because I know that the current situation can't be arrogant. Only by telling my feelings honestly will it not affect their judgment on my injury.
"Come on! Open your mouth!" Li hugged my head, took out a pill and said to me.
When I heard this, I obediently opened my mouth.
Li immediately stuffed that pill into my mouth.
I don't know what kind of medicine she gave me. This kind of medicine is slightly bitter and has a cooling effect like mint.The medicine melted in my mouth and turned into a cool stream that slid down my throat.
After this cool feeling slipped into my stomach, it immediately turned into a warm feeling and spread to my whole body.
"How? How do you feel now?" Li asked me nervously.
"Ugh! I feel a lot more comfortable!" I said with a slight nod.
It's really not a psychological effect, I really feel a lot more comfortable.After the warmth in my stomach spread, I felt that my head would not be so dizzy anymore, and my mind was much clearer.
"Nonsense, what I ate just now was Xuanyu Snow Soul Pill! Does it feel uncomfortable?" Li let go of my head and said angrily after giving me a blank look.
I don't know what kind of elixir the Xuanyu Snow Soul Pill she mentioned is, but the elixir that can take effect so quickly must be of a high level.
I laughed a bit, then put my hands on the ground, got up and sat up by myself.
Seeing me just now, Li seemed very nervous, and immediately took out a precious elixir for me to take.But she saw that there was nothing serious about me, and she regained her icy and cold appearance.
By the way, what about that ghost general?What about the red ghost?
I hurriedly looked around.
"What about them?" I asked Li.
"Go after that ghost general!" Li said to me.
"Then...then...then let's hurry to help!" I've seen how powerful that ghost general is, so I'm a little worried about their safety.
I got up, but it seemed that I got up a little too hard, my legs were a little weak, and I couldn't stand firmly, so I staggered a bit.
Li hurried over and grabbed my arm, holding me up.
"Stand firm!" Li shouted to me.
I shook my head lightly, then collected myself, stood firm and said, "Hurry up, let's go help them!"
Li glared at me, then supported me and trotted towards the backyard.
When we got to the backyard, we happened to see Dong Hao and Dali throwing their weapons at the red ghost at the same time.
"Snapped!"
The red ghost was smashed into pieces, turning into dots of light and disappearing into the air.It seems that the two of them teamed up to clean up the red ghost.
No, to be precise, it was the three of them, because at the same time they hit the red ghost, a whirlwind of spiritual power exploded from that red ghost's head, that should be an assist from Shangguan Xue'er from a distance.
Hey……
It seems that I was the one who held them back, maybe any one of them would not be as embarrassed as me.
"Where's the ghost general?" Li asked Dong Hao and Dali.
"Run away!" Dong Hao pointed to the ancient well not far away and said.
Hey...he still ran away!
It's over, this ghost general is already very powerful, and now that he has returned to the ancient well, it will be even more difficult to clean up.
Our group originally thought that we would take advantage of his weakness and deal with him outside this ancient well. Who knew that after making so many deployments, the plan could not keep up with the changes, and it turned into what it is now.
"Hey..." Li sighed!
"What should we do now?" Dong Hao asked Li.
Li didn't speak, and seemed to be thinking about countermeasures.
"I'm sorry, it was my mistake. I didn't expect that ghost general to come out. I originally wanted to wait until I had almost arranged the formation before provoking him!" I said.
"Yukun, don't blame yourself, it's none of your business, this responsibility is not yours alone, it's all of us who didn't think carefully and put you in danger, so it's us who should say sorry!" Dong Hao Said.
"Hey..." I also sighed.
Now that the red ghost has been wiped out by us, that ghost general has fled into the ancient well, and it is obviously impossible to lure him out again.
"Sit down and rest for a while!" Seeing my guilty look, Li gently tugged at my sleeve and said to me softly.
I obeyed and sat down beside me.
The four of us fell into silence, not knowing what to do.
But this kind of silence didn't last long, and was broken again vigorously.
I think ah!As long as there is great force, there is no such thing as silence.
Goodbye Dali lying on the side of the well and yelling at the well: "Old bastard! You son of a bitch! You bastard! You bastard! Your grandma's ass! Mommy is a scar..."
Dong Hao heard Dali's yelling, and asked Dali with a smile: "Dali, why are you scolding him in such a dialect!?"
I didn't realize what Dong Hao said, just now Fang Dali changed his dialect several times and scolded.
Hearing the words vigorously, he looked up at Dong Hao, and said solemnly: "How do I know where this ghost is from!? What if he doesn't understand? I scold him in different dialects, but he can always understand Yes!"
I go!
Does this work too?
To scold someone, you have to find out where the other person's hometown is?
The thinking of this square head is really incomprehensible to ordinary people like us!
Who knows, Dong Hao laughed when he heard Dali's words, and said, "Why don't I scold you together!?"
"Okay! You can speak the dialect of that place!?" Dali asked Dali with a look of great interest.
"Hmph! Don't underestimate me. I have traveled to many places all over the country! I know so many dialects!" Dong Hao said unconvinced.
"Okay! Then let's compete!" Dali said.
I'll fuck it!Is there anything better than swearing? ?
I am convinced!I am really convinced!
A dick like Dali is enough to be a dick, and if Dong Hao is a dick with him, it will be even more dick.
"You son of a bitch!!!" Dong Hao hugged the edge of the well, and cursed at the well with a long tail!
After he finished cursing, he said triumphantly to Dali: "This is from Henan, it's your turn!"
"You bastard!!" Dali cursed at the well water.
Then vigorously said to Dong Hao: "It's from Guiyang! It's your turn!"
"Nong, you little red guy!!" Dong Hao continued to curse, and after he finished cursing, he said: "Shanghai!"
"Damn it!"
"Grass girl!"
"Smelly your old mother!"
"Hold the door!"
"Gangdu!"
"Push the street!!"
"You bastard"
"You bastard!"
"You crazy mangosteen!"
……
I was so happy to hear Dong Hao and Dali scolding each other like a relay race.Some I can understand, some I can't understand, anyway, the two of them take turns cursing each sentence.
Hey……
Looking at the two of us who were having so much fun, Can't help and I both shook our heads, not knowing what to say to them!
"What's the matter? What are you doing?" Shangguan Xueer came, she looked at the two who were scolding happily and asked us.
"Go ask them yourself!" I shook my head helplessly and said to Shangguan Xue'er.
"What are you two doing?" Shangguan Xue'er walked over, staring at Dong Hao and asked.
"We are provoking that turtle in the well!" Dong Hao said.
"Then what are you guys doing talking about?" Shangguan Xue'er asked in confusion.
Then vigorously and excitedly made a bet between the two and told Shangguan Xue'er about scolding the ghost general in the well in different dialects.
After I saw Dali finished speaking, I said to Shangguan Xueer: "Are you coming? Let's say something one by one, no repetition!"
I think, this Shangguan Xueer will stare vigorously and say: "boring!" Then she will come to our side to sit and watch the play.
But I never expected that Shangguan Xueer would say with a smile, "Okay!"
I'll go, that's fine too!
This Shangguan Xue'er is also a beauty after all!How can she do this?
I saw Shangguan Xue'er lying on the edge of the well, and yelled at the well: "Enniang, what a foot!"
"Okay! It's my turn!" Dali said happily.
Then I saw him lying on the edge of the well and swearing at the well again.
The two-person relay race just now turned into a three-person relay race, and the three of them took turns to play, so they had fun cursing!
I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, I really don't know where these three people learned so many curse words, each of them said a sentence, and they didn't repeat it!
For more than ten minutes, the three of them scolded for more than ten minutes! !
Suddenly, a huge wave of Yin Qi rose from the well, followed by a roar: "Shut up, you little bastards, shut up the fuck!!!"
I go!These three are really amazing!
He actually scolded that ghost general in the well.
That's right, even the dead are cursed alive by the people who block people's doors and yell at them one after another.
"I just don't shut up, what's the matter? If you have the guts, come out, come out and I'll fight you one-on-one! Don't hide like a fucking turtle!" Dali yelled at the well.
Hearing Dali's words, Dong Hao also followed up and shouted: "Haha, don't you look at how old he is, haven't you heard of it? A thousand-year-old bastard, a ten-thousand-year ghost! No matter what you say, it's more than a hundred years old, right? Although it's not a bastard, it's still okay to be a bastard!"
"Roar!!!"
Hearing what these two people said, there was a roar in the well.
A deafening sound followed.
"Little brats, you are courting death! Originally, I thought that when the old man's cultivation reached the most critical point, I didn't want to waste energy arguing with you! I let you go! I didn't expect you to block my door and insult the old man like this! Then you all stay today, I will eat all your souls raw!!!!"
When he roared, I felt the ground tremble under my feet, as if we were standing on his body.
As I was sitting, it felt like an earthquake had happened, the whole ground seemed to be heaving and shaking.
I know that this is not an earthquake, nor is it that the ground is shaking, but those sounds are affecting my cerebellum, stimulating my brain nerves, and making me feel that the ground is shaking.
A ghost general is a ghost general.
When he was not in the well, his strength was probably stronger than the red ghost. After he was in the well, his strength increased exponentially, and he became extremely terrifying.
Because all his grievances are attached to this ancient well, and once he is in the ancient well, he is like a dragon entering the sea and a tiger returning to the mountain.
And those of us would never dare to go down into the well.Besides, looking at the strong yin energy coming out of the well, I have a bad feeling, as if even if we don't enter the well, we are no longer his opponents.
Because, there was still a bright moon shining in the yard just now, but now, everything around is gradually darkening!
It's getting darker... It's getting darker and darker, and I can't even see the moonlight.
It's just a few breaths, Li is clearly next to me, but I can't even see her!
(End of this chapter)
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