Feng Shui Anecdote

Chapter 20 Meow Meow
"Ah? You're not coming! Then... who am I coming with!?" I asked in surprise.

"You'll find out soon!" Grandpa said.

"Why should someone else come, why don't you come yourself?" I asked.

"You little bastard, at my age, you let me run on the mountain in the middle of the night, do you have the heart?" Grandpa stretched out his hand to pat me, and shouted at me with wide eyes.

"Driving! I'm driving! Hehe..." I smiled and pointed to the steering wheel in my hand.

"Hmph, you little bastard, believe it or not that I will let you come alone at night?" Grandpa gave me a blank look and said.

"You let me come alone, that's fine! Then you still have to find someone to save me! Hehe..." I said with a laugh.

"Save you, why save you? Why should I save you!" Grandpa pursed his lips and said.

"Hey!! If you don't save me, if you say this, your dignified Tianshi Miao's grandson will have an accident, won't you look bad?" I continued laughing.

"You little bastard!" Grandpa scolded me with a smile.

When we arrived at the county seat, it was already afternoon. After arriving at the county seat, my grandfather said that he was going to take the bone scorpion to a friend to deal with it, and asked me to go home first.

After I sent him to the gate of a community, I said I would wait for him, but he told me not to, let me go back first.

So, I had to drive home first.

When I got back to the door of my house, I saw three cars parked at the door. I thought it was my uncle's car, so I parked the car not far away.

After parking the car, I picked up my bag from the car and walked home!

"Hey... the people who bow their heads can't do without their mobile phones for a minute!" On the way home, I saw a girl looking at the mobile phone in her hand, playing with it while walking.

"Hello!" Seeing that she was about to hit the electric pole in front, I quickly shouted.

"Ah!!" It's a pity that I yelled too late, and she had already bumped her head against the electric pole.

"Hey..." I let out a sigh of relief, hurried over, looked at the girl who was already squatting on the ground and asked, "Hey, are you okay!?"

As soon as I spoke, the girl stood up suddenly, covered her forehead and yelled at me: "It's you! What are you shouting? I was hit!"

Oh my god, is there any reason? I just reminded her kindly when I saw she was about to run into each other. How could you blame me?

"I..." I was going to reason with her.

"What me? If you hadn't called me, would I have bumped into it?" The girl pouted with an unreasonable expression on her face.

Hey... the ancients are right, only women and villains are difficult to raise.

"Hmph, apologize to me!" the girl yelled at me rubbing her forehead gently.

How can I apologize!I'm just looking for something to do. If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have reminded her. It would be better for her to hit her head and bleed herself.

"Hmph, sorry, don't think that you can be a rascal because you are handsome! If you don't apologize to me today, I will never end with you!" The girl pointed at me with her other hand and shouted.

My dear mother!What mistake did I make!Inexplicably want me to apologize!
But before I could speak, the girl put down her hand covering her forehead, and suddenly laughed, and then heard her say: "Don't mention it, you are so handsome! Forget it, for the sake of being a handsome guy, I forgive you!"

I'll go, where is this and where is it!

"My name is Miaomiao! Everyone calls me Miaomiao, what's your name? Give me your WeChat ID!" The girl said to me with a sweet smile.

Oh my god, what's wrong with the girls nowadays, they were so unreasonable just now, but now they have become such sweet princesses in the blink of an eye.

I glanced at her and said to her: "It's alright, you! Go to the hospital to have a look, you're all disfigured!" "Ah? Disfigured? Damn!" Photo up.

I looked at her appearance, couldn't help but shook my head, turned around and left!
"My God! It's really broken! It's over! It's over! It's really disfigured!" I heard the voice of the girl behind me who was so nervous that she was about to cry.

Her forehead was scratched a little, nothing happened at all, I just said she was disfigured, just to scare her, can she take it seriously? ? ?Hey……

I pushed the door into the yard, and seeing the door was open, I walked in.

After entering the house, I saw seven or eight people sitting in the house, including my grandmother. They were chatting about something, and they looked very lively.

"Ah! Kun'er is back! Come on! Come on!" Seeing that I was back, grandma stood up and waved to me.

I smiled and nodded and walked over. Grandma immediately pulled me to introduce the people in the room: "This is your uncle! This is your aunt!"

I hastened to greet them with a slight bow: "Hi, Uncle! Hello, Aunt!"

Then my grandma introduced me again: "This is your second uncle, this is your second aunt! This is your cousin!"

I bowed slightly to them again and shouted, "Hello, Second Uncle! Hello, Second Aunt!"

I had just finished yelling when a loud shout came from outside: "Grandma! Grandma! Hurry up, I'm disfigured!"

Following the shout, a tall figure rushed in, and when I saw it, I was dumbfounded.The person who broke in was none other than the girl who bumped into the electric pole outside just now.

"Miao Miao! What's the matter with you?" The eldest aunt stood up and asked the girl.

"Mom, show me quickly, I hit my head! Here, it's all disfigured!" The girl walked over to her aunt.

"Hey, why are you here!?" When the girl came over, she caught sight of me and asked me blankly.

"Miao Miao! Do you know Kun'er?" Grandma looked at the girl and asked.

"Ah? Is he my cousin Chang Yukun?" The girl pointed at my grandmother in surprise and asked.

"It's impolite, how can you point at others casually?" Grandma rolled her eyes and shouted.

"You know Yukun?" the eldest aunt came over and asked her.

"Hey... Just now at the door, I lowered my head and played with my mobile phone while walking. It was my cousin who called me and reminded me, otherwise I would have a head bump!" Miao Miao said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, the eldest aunt glared at her and said, "You damn girl, I told you all, don't play with your mobile phone while walking, you won't listen! You still haven't thanked your cousin!"

"Hey..." Miao Miao smiled embarrassingly, then walked to my side, took my arm and said, "Thank you, cousin!"

Looking at her expression and listening to her words, I couldn't help but shudder, my God, I am unlucky to have such a cousin!She is just like a child who hasn't grown up.

I'm really not used to her character of kicking the sky and kicking the ground. I'm really not used to it.Just now, I insisted on apologizing outside, but now I say it's okay for me to remind her, hey...

"Hey! I really didn't expect you to be my cousin! That's great!" Miao Miao directly reached out and hugged my arm.

"Miao Miao, don't be rude!" The eldest aunt glared at Miao Miao and shouted.

Hearing this, Miao Miao pouted and said coquettishly, "Humph! What's wrong? How could I be rude! This is my cousin! His mother and my father are two siblings, and he and I are also two siblings. What's the matter with getting close to him? Chen Manman has a handsome cousin who shows off in front of us all day long, now it's all right, I have a handsome cousin too!"

Hey... Everyone in the room was speechless when they heard the words, because what she said was not wrong, and no one could find the fault in what she said.

It's just that she and I just met and got acquainted after all, so getting close like this really made me feel unnatural, not to mention she is a cousin, even if a cousin got close like this when he came up, it would make people feel uncomfortable.

"Hey..." The aunt shook her head and said, "Didn't you say that your head was broken? Come here and let me show you!"

Hearing my aunt's words, Miao Miao suddenly realized, and immediately let go of my hand, with a look of pain on her face again, and said with a crying look: "Yes! Show me quickly Look, is it disfigured!"

After she finished speaking, she pursed her mouth and walked over to the eldest aunt.

"It's okay, it's just a little bit of skin! Let's go, I'll put a Band-Aid on you!" The aunt pulled her upstairs.

"Cousin! Wait a minute! I'll put a Band-Aid on it, and I'll chat with you when I'm done!" Miao Miao yelled back to me while walking.

Hey... I nodded helplessly.

"Your cousin is spoiled by your aunt, Kun'er, don't mind!" After Miao Miao and the others went upstairs, my uncle said to me with a smile.

"Hey!" I smirked and didn't know what to say!
A man next to him laughed and said: "Hahaha... just get used to it! Let me tell you, I'm still not liked by her as a uncle? She said her friend's uncle is more handsome than me! So, she doesn't like me!"

This man is the uncle whom grandma had not had time to introduce, and was interrupted by Miao Miao during the introduction just now.I hurriedly bowed slightly to him and said, "You are uncle! Hello!"

The uncle smiled and said, "Well, this is your little aunt!"

My uncle pointed to the woman beside her and said to me.

I quickly greeted my aunt again.

I know everyone in the room, three uncles, three aunts, two cousins, plus the cousin who made me speechless.

Then we all sat down and started chatting!My uncle and the others asked me about my previous situation, and my aunts asked me if I had a girlfriend or something like that.

We chatted for a while, my cousin came down from upstairs, and she came directly to me with her mobile phone.She said to the phone: "Chen Manman, look! This is my cousin! Is he handsome?"

Then she pointed her phone at me!

She's supposed to be on video with her friends.

I looked at my phone, and the one who was videoing with Miaomiao was a girl with two braids and big black-rimmed glasses.

"Hello! My name is Chang Yukun, and I'm Miao Miao's cousin!" Seeing Miao Miao pointing her phone at me, I could only smile and wave to the girl in the video.

Although Miao Miao asked me to video chat with others without my consent, I still have to give her face based on what she said just now.

"Really? You can't be hired by Miaomiao!?" The voice of the girl in the video came from the phone.

Hearing what the girl said in the video, Miao Miao immediately pointed the phone at herself, and shouted: "Chen Manman, let me tell you, don't slander me!" Then she pointed the phone at the other people in the room and said : "Did you see? This is my grandma! You know it! This is my parents, and you know it too. This is my second uncle and second aunt, and this is my aunt! My uncle is here too, but I won't show it to you." ! In front of so many family members, can I ask someone to play my cousin?"

The rest of us didn't say a word, only my uncle sat beside me with an aggrieved expression.Miao Miao showed everyone else to the girl named Chen Manman, but when she came to her uncle, she said, "My uncle is here, but I won't show it to you!"

Hey... I think, the shadow area in my uncle's heart at this time is infinite!
(End of this chapter)