Feng Shui Anecdote

Chapter 226
Hearing what I said, the few of them looked at each other, and then looked a little embarrassed.

Looking at their appearance, I said lightly: "You all have children and grandchildren, don't you just have a little property? The old man's bones are not cold, and you quarrel like that. After your children and grandchildren see it, don't they want to follow you as an example? , when you die a hundred years later, they will come to fight and quarrel just like you!!"

"Heaven... Celestial Master! You...how did you know? Who did you hear that from!?" The man who claimed to be the eldest son looked at me in surprise.

But before I answered, he turned his head and yelled at a man behind him: "Second brother, did you say that!"

"Hmph, I told you! Big brother, stop acting. Did you find this celestial master?" The man he called the second child spoke unconvinced.

"Fart!!" the boss yelled.

Seeing that they were about to quarrel again, I yelled angrily: "Arguing! Arguing!! Still arguing!! In front of so many blind dates, in front of your children and grandchildren, you are still arguing!! Do you still want to fight?" face??"

From the faces of these people, I can see that there are several auras intertwined in their Tianzhai Palace and Caibo Palace, and these auras all come from the Brothers Palace.This shows that these people are entangled between brothers for some property.

The family's surname is Zhu, and the person in the coffin is the oldest man of the Zhu family, who passed away a few days ago.

At this time, the coffin also exuded a resentment, as if the people in the coffin could hardly rest their eyes.

Hearing my roar, those people were stunned.

The second child who looked more fierce, at this time, looked disconvinced and wanted to say something, but he closed his mouth when I stared at him.

"Okay, stop arguing! Doesn't it look good for this coffin to be parked in the middle of the road in this village??" I said in a more relaxed tone.

Seeing that my tone had eased, the Taoist priest came over, pointed to the coffin over there and said to me bitterly: "Then... that... Celestial Master! See if you can help me, let's settle this matter first Already!?"

I nodded to him, and then said to the filial sons of Zhu's family: "I will let your old man handle your family's affairs at night! Now I will help you to save the old man's soul Send it to the cemetery!"

When they heard my words, the boss of Zhu's family bowed to me and said, "Thank you! Thank you, Heavenly Master!"

Several other people also hurriedly thanked.

I gave them a blank look, then pointed at the turning point and shouted to them: "Go ahead and kneel, don't raise your head!!"

When those people heard the words, they hurried to the place I designated and knelt down!
"Dong Hao! The coffin head!" I whispered to Dong Hao.

Dong Hao responded, then took out a stack of paper money from his satchel, and tore the paper money apart with a special technique.

The paper money, which was originally square, was torn into a shape like firecrackers in two strokes in his hand and hung.

This is called long money, and this kind of long money is also a kind of Ming money, which evolved from the previous copper money.

In the past, copper coins were all strung together, which is what we call pennies. Long coins are ninety centimeters long. The calculation method of long coins is that a string of long coins is 12 rods, one rod represents one month, and a string of long coins Equivalent to ten thousand strings.There are at most twelve strings of money for longevity.

Long money has many uses. In addition to being used for longevity money, it is also used to repay karmic creditors and save souls of the dead.

Of course, the long money is mostly used to pass through the underworld, and the underworld cannot be separated from the long money to summon souls and buy lives. It is best to use this long money to pass through the Ten Palaces of Yan Jun.

And the tearing of the long money is also special. It must be torn with a special technique, and the length of the long money must be kept at about [-] centimeters, otherwise it is useless.

The long money I asked Dong Hao to burn was not for the person in the coffin, but for the mountain gods, land and ghost messengers nearby.

I want them to help, to urge the living soul in the coffin to leave here and go to the cemetery obediently.

The living soul who was originally going to be sent to the cemetery was unwilling to leave because he was concerned about family affairs, so he had to ask them to help.

"Chen Minjun!" I yelled in a low voice.

Hearing my shout, Chen Minjun saw that Dong Hao had torn open the long money, then walked a few steps, then jumped up and directly onto the coffin, standing on top of it.

"Daily, help!!!" I shouted to Dali.

"Come on!!" Dali responded, and walked over, grabbing the coffin-carrying poles.

I then shouted to the other coffin bearers invited by Zhu's family: "Everyone help, when I say 'get up', everyone work hard together, and then lift the coffin up! Okay?"

Those who carried the coffin nodded in response to me.

Seeing that everything was arranged, I nodded to Dong Hao.

Dong Hao picked up the long money in his hand and lit it, and then burned it in front of the coffin.

And Chen Minjun, who was standing on the coffin, also made a decision at this time, and read it in a low voice.He read it for a long time, until all the long coins in front of the coffin were burned, and then he shouted loudly: "The gods of the past in the sky, the ancestors of geography in the past, and the golden gods Zhang Xianshi and Li Xianshi came to learn from each other. And please: The local dragon god, Houtu, and the land god ascended to assist, and bless: thousands of auspiciousness gather, hundreds of kills disappear, and the project goes smoothly. The descendants of the dead are kind, healthy, and blessed."

After he finished shouting, I immediately took out a handful of incense sticks from my bag, and then divided them into three sticks. I quickly ran around the coffin, and inserted three incense sticks in each of the four directions of the coffin. Stick incense.

After I inserted the incense sticks, Dong Hao immediately followed me and used his spiritual power to ignite all the incense sticks.

After I saw that the incense was all lit up, I immediately went to the front of the coffin bearers and shouted: "The coffin is set up in front of the cave of Xiaozi, and the generals of Qiankun line up on both sides. First, Marshal Zhao, the black tiger, will come forward to protect the treasure coffin with a whip. The body protectors are divided into left and right, and the real dragon's treasure point protects the body."

After shouting, I yelled to the filial son of the Zhu family who was kneeling in front of me: "The filial son kowtows!!"

"One kowtow: send the dead home in peace!"

"Kowtow again: send the dead to rest on the road!"

"Three kowtows: send the dead to become immortals and attain the Tao, keep the family auspicious, and have boundless wealth!!"

Every time I shouted, the filial son in front kowtowed.

Standing on the coffin, Chen Minjun saw that the filial son had finished three kowtows, and immediately squatted down, grabbed the lid of the coffin, stabilized his figure and shouted: "Fat! Rich! Expensive! Get up!!!"

When I heard him finish shouting, I immediately shouted: "Get up!!!!!!"

So the coffin bearer heard me shouting "Get up!" and immediately lifted the coffin vigorously.

Woke up! !

They didn't use much effort this time, and they lifted the coffin up.Although there was another half-squatting Chen Minjun on the coffin at this time, they didn't bother to lift it up.

Fortunately, I brought a Taoist priest. If it was just me, I wouldn't be able to handle this matter today.

With Chen Minjun, a Taoist priest, we can handle this matter so easily.Therefore, in this matter, Chen Minjun, who was squatting on top of the coffin, played a big role, and I was just a conductor.

Seeing the coffin rising, I ran to the front and shouted to the dutiful son of the Zhu family, "Shout!"

The boss of the Zhu family raised his head and asked me, "What are you calling?"

"People in the coffin, call them whatever you want! Quick!" I said.

When they heard this, they shouted quickly.

"dad!"

"Grandpa!"

"grandfather!"

……

The people who carried the coffin also started to move forward, and soon they were in front of us. I hurriedly said to the filial son of the Zhu family, "Walk while shouting! Take nine steps, turn around, and kowtow three times!"

The dutiful sons got up quickly and started to move forward.

However, after the three sons of the Zhu family got up, they walked forward with mourning sticks in their hands. When I saw them, I immediately shouted, "Don't straighten your back! Bend down!"

When sending the dead away, the filial son, that is, the direct descendants of the dead, must bend down, touch the ground with the mourning stick in his hand, and crawl forward as if on all fours. It is absolutely not allowed to straighten his waist.

The filial sons of the Zhu family saw the coffin that could not be lifted no matter what, and we lifted it up after we cast a spell. Therefore, they all obeyed my orders and walked obediently with their waists bent.

"Kneel!!" After the filial son of the Zhu family walked nine steps, I yelled.

They quickly knelt down and kowtowed three times, and when they saw the coffin arrived, they quickly stood up and left.

In this way, the Zhu family's coffin was escorted all the way to the cemetery by us.

After arriving at the cemetery, I said to the Taoist priest who helped host the Zhu family: "Okay, here we are, the rest is your business!"

"Thank you! Thank you!!" The Taoist quickly thanked me.

"Okay, no thanks! Hurry up and do something!" I waved to him and said.

I waved to Dong Hao and the others, ready to leave.

Seeing that we were leaving, the filial sons of the Zhu family hurried over to keep us. The boss of the Zhu family said, let us help preside over the funeral ceremony.

"Hey... that's fine! It's enough to have that mage here, we don't need us. I will come to your house at night and help you handle your family's affairs! Don't quarrel!!" I said.

To be honest, I was not in such a hurry to leave, but after I saw the cemetery chosen by the Zhu family, I took a look secretly. Once the deceased is buried here, the descendants of his family are destined to stumble, and everything will not go smoothly.

However, in any case, this is the haunted house selected by other Feng Shui masters for the deceased, so there is no need for me to intervene.

Unless someone from his family stands up now and asks me to help see if the private house is in order, otherwise I can't take the initiative to speak out.

If I insisted on opening my mouth to speak out, then the bloody aura of this vampire should fall on my head.

"Heavenly Master! Don't leave! Please show me what else we haven't done well!" said the boss of the Zhu family.

Hey... He only said that they still had something to do, and didn't ask me if there was anything wrong with the cemetery, or how the cemetery was.So, I still can't say.

However, I thought in my heart that since I have encountered all of them, I will help anyone who can help.

So, I said to the boss of the Zhu family: "Go and bring 'Lu Yin' here, we will add money to your family, and then make your family's deceased go smoothly."

"Lu Yin?? What is that?" The boss of the Zhu family asked me.

But at this time, the Taoist priest heard what I said, and immediately took Lu Yin inserted in a large bowl and handed it to me, saying: "Troublesome Heavenly Master! Show me!"

I am now a seven-star alchemist anyway. If I bless my spiritual power, I will write a few words on the road guide of the dead. After the soul of the dead enters the world of the nether world, it passes through the gate of ghosts, enters the road of Huangquan, and arrives at Wangxiang. When I arrived at Egou Village, crossed Jinji Mountain, etc., with my spiritual blessing, the deceased would suffer much less.

There is only so much I can do for his family now.

I took the "road guide" and looked at it.

The road guide reads: "Lu Yin: There is a Saha world, looking south to Buzhou, Shengjing Prefecture, a great country in China, and building a dynasty that will never last forever, Tongbiguan, Yingjiang County, Luxi City, Dehong City, Yunnan Province In Laodao Nongzhai, the old man of Zhu’s mansion lived to the end of his life, he rode a crane on a journey to the west, the world increased his life together, and he died at the age of 89..."

Looking at this Luyin, I frowned, and asked the Taoist priest, "Hey, did you write this Luyin?"

When the Taoist heard my words, he immediately asked me with a blank face: "Yes! I wrote it, what's wrong??"

"Hey..." I sighed.

Really, this Taoist priest is really a half-baked guy, he doesn't even understand the rules of writing Luyin.

(End of this chapter)