Feng Shui Anecdote

Chapter 301

"Can I have a look at the picture of ghost town you sell??" I walked up to the man who was selling "picture of ghost town" and said to him with a smile.

This man had pockmarks on his face, and it was a very, very ugly kind of pockmarks.I remember that Uncle Guo, who talked about cross talk, described a pockmark in his works.

He said, the big pockmark is covered with a small pockmark, and the small pockmark is covered with a small pockmark, and there is a hair growing on the small pockmark, which is a three-ring pockmark.

This description, used to describe the pockmark I see now, can't be more appropriate.

Hearing my question, the pockmarked face felt that there was a business coming, and he grinned and said to me: "Little brother, you know the goods! Let me tell you, this is painted by Chang Yukun, Chang Tianshi himself..."

Seeing him spitting and boasting about the things in his hands, I quickly stopped him and asked him: "Do you know Chang Tianshi!??"

"I know! How could you not know me? Me! I'm his cousin from far away!!" said pockmarked face triumphantly.

I'll go!
This bastard, selling fakes under my banner, and pretending to be my mother's uncle, is taking advantage of me.

At this moment, Dali stepped forward and grabbed the hand of the pockmarked face.

That pockmarked face should be guilty, seeing that Dali grabbed his hand indiscriminately, he froze for a moment, and then began to struggle vigorously.

What kind of strength is Dali? How can this mortal man break free from his hand?

In addition to being as big as Dali, his pockmarked face was shocked, and he asked Dali timidly: "Brother, you... what do you want?"

"Why not? Shake your hand! I'm also Chang Yukun's relative, I'm his uncle!" Dali said seriously.

"You..." Pockmarked face could not help but look at us.

"You...you...you can't be Fang...Brother Fang Dali, right?" Mazi asked Dali with a embarrassed face.

what! ?How could this pockmarked face know Dali?

But after a while, I also figured it out. Since he knew about us in Xuejiabaozi, he should know our approximate age and appearance.Especially Dali's big and three rough appearance, combined with what he said, it's not difficult to guess his identity.

"Ah?? You know me? Yukun, he can't really be your cousin, can he?" He held the pockmarked hand vigorously, turned to me and asked.

I go!I also plan to teach this pockmarked face a lesson, but our identities are self-evident when Dali makes a fuss about it.

"Ah! You... you are Chang... Chang Tianshi? Yes... yes... I'm sorry!" There was a flattering smile on the ugly face of the pockmarked face, and then he nodded and bowed to me.

I looked at him indifferently, with a sullen face, and said to him coldly: "I don't remember any ghost town pictures I drew! Where did you come from?"

Hearing my question, the pockmarked face suddenly bent its knees, knelt down in front of me with a "plop", and then cried out with a painful face: "Master Chang Tian, ​​I was wrong! It's the little one who was blinded by lard, I shouldn't sell things under your name! I was wrong! I was really wrong! I will never dare again! Please, forgive me! Forgive me !!"

Let me go, although this man looks a bit ugly, he is still a man of three feet!Doesn't he feel ashamed to cry like a mourning concubine?
The people nearby who were buying and selling things heard the movement from our side and surrounded them one after another.

Those who gathered around heard Pocky Face's cry, and all looked at us.

"My God, is he Chang Tianshi? So young!?"

"Is he great??"

"Let me tell you! He has killed the ghost king. Moreover, in Dehong, Yunnan, there were ten strange cases that many celestial masters could not solve. After he went, they were all solved within a month! I alone My cousin contracted a strange disease there, and he cured him!"

"Yes, I've heard of it!"

"Hmm... I've heard of it too!"

……

The people next to them started talking.

"You're done!" I patted Dong Hao and said to him.

After I finished speaking, I turned around and left!

Dali and Miaomiao followed me and went outside.

The people watching me saw me walking out, they just looked at us curiously, they didn't block us, but they took the initiative to make way for us.

After leaving the hotel, we walked onto the street, but there were several more people behind us, and they timidly followed behind us.

I glanced at them, they were all people with messy things hanging on their bodies.It seems to be the so-called "ghost-catching adventurer".

"Cousin, these people are following us, if something happens in a while, we can't take care of so many people!" Miao Miao said softly to me.

Who said no? ?

In case of any battle, there are only four of us, and we have to send someone out to take care of these people. This is indeed a troublesome thing.

This is Dong Hao too, didn't I let him handle these people?How could he let these people follow us out!

"Do you want me to drive them away!?" Dali said.

"Forget it, don't go! Let's wait for Dong Hao here, let Dong Hao do this kind of thing!!" I said.

So we stood there and waited for a while. After a while, Dong Hao came over shaking his head. It seemed that he had already got rid of the pockmarked face.

After Dong Hao came over, he saw the people behind us, he looked at me and saw me nodding to him, he immediately discouraged them: "Everyone, please don't follow us, if something happens in a while What danger, we have no way to spare our hands to protect you!"

Dong Hao yelled at those people several times in a row.

But those people just backed off a little and didn't intend to leave.

Seeing that his persuasion was useless, Dong Hao turned his head to look at me, shrugged his shoulders, and signaled that he had no choice.

Hey...curiosity killed the cat!Sometimes, curiosity can really kill people!
"Everyone, we have just arrived here, and we don't know the situation here! So, I advise everyone, don't follow us! When we investigate the situation, if I judge that there is no danger, I will let Dong Hao Tell everyone, can you come and watch us catch ghosts together?" I took two steps, and then said to those people with a smile.

After hearing what I said, most of the people in the group began to nod, thinking that what I said was reasonable.

"Chang Tianshi, I'm the editor of a ghost magazine. I want to write a memoir of catching ghosts. May I go with you?" A tall, well-built, and pretty girl held a The notebook said to me.

I didn't reach out to hit the smiling person, not to mention that the other party was such a beautiful girl, so I couldn't speak too seriously, so I said to her: "Didn't I just say that? Let's do a preliminary investigation first. If there is no danger, would you like to come with us again?"

However, the girl shook her head like a rattle, and she said to me: "That's not okay, if after your investigation, there is no danger, you just kill the ghost with your hands, and we won't see anything Arrived!"

"Yup!"

"That's right! That's not okay, we have to follow!"

"Isn't it? I came all the way from Hebei, so it's not worth it if I can't see anything!"

……

The girl's words were like drops of water thrown into a frying pan, and the crowd exploded immediately.

Hey... this girl is really not simple!In one sentence, other people were drawn into allies.

Dong Hao and I looked at each other, but Dong Hao pouted, as if you could figure it out.

Hey……

After pondering for a while, I shook my head helplessly, and then said to the girl with a retreat: "Well, you can follow us, but other people can't follow, so you can join us as a representative and help them supervise , if there is really no danger in this case, you come over and tell them to watch it together!"

The girl heard this and said happily, "That's fine!"

After she finished speaking, she turned her head and said to the others: "Don't worry, everyone, I will help you supervise. If there is really no danger, I will come and tell everyone! Don't worry, I, Xu Qian, keep my word!"

Not to mention, this beautiful woman is easy to gain trust when she speaks.

After the girl named Xu Qian finished speaking, others said the same thing, only a few people worriedly told Xu Qian that she must come back and call them.

"Okay! Let's go!" I waved to that Xu Qian and said.

"Yukun, you're a bit interesting, you should bring it because she is a beautiful woman, right?" Dong Hao walked to my side and said to me with a half-smile.

"Get out, am I that kind of person?" I rolled my eyes at Dong Hao and cursed.

"It doesn't matter what I said, I will talk to Li about today's affairs when I have time!" Dong Hao said with a smile.

Facing Dong Hao's threat, I shook my head helplessly and said: "Hey...my brother! It's better to bring one person than a group of people! If you want, I will let all those people follow now, but You are fully responsible for their safety!"

"Forget it! I'm not used to being a nanny!" Dong Hao said deflatedly.

"That's okay!" I said with a smile.

"Cousin, listen!" Just as we had just walked out, Miao Miao pulled me and said to me.

I stopped in my tracks and turned my ears, and a burst of crying came from time to time.

"Ohh Ohh ohh……"

This crying sounded very sad and made people feel very uncomfortable.

But I frowned and listened for a while, but I couldn't figure out where the cry came from.

"Can you hear where this cry came from?" I asked Dong Hao and the others.

However, as soon as I finished speaking, a burst of crying came from a place not far from us. The sound was very clear, and it should be not far in front.

"Go, go and see what this mourning ghost is!" I waved to them.

(End of this chapter)