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Chapter 2921 Funny Chapter

Chapter 2921 Good joke (2) ([-])
Wang Haitian waved his hand and said, "I've already said it, it's boring to fight with them. They should understand what I mean, that's all!"

"Okay, I'm leaving. It's too dangerous to stay by your side, it's safer to be an old friend."

A series of conflicts in the rivers and lakes, Shaolin Wudang, the Taishan Beidou of the martial arts, did not appear, and sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.Not expressing your opinion, not taking the initiative to participate, this is the ability of a decent family to settle down.Lao Bai went to the people of Shaolin Wudang, and naturally announced to everyone that he was not from Wang Haitian, and he was just trying to appease the beast first.And Wang Haitian's superior attitude towards the entire Jianghu martial arts was conveyed again.

At the opening ceremony on the first day, Wang Haitian didn't go, so Lao Tang and Qi Tieshan went there with Sanyinghun. A group of people sat in the auditorium, sitting quietly with their eyes closed, lying on the table and squinting. Squinting eyes.There are also those who play with computers and mobile phones.There are also those who don't show face, those who sit there eating and drinking, and those who hug women and flirt.

Laobai is on top, watching his nose.Watching the nose and mouth, watching the heart, the old god is there, completely ignoring the actions of everyone below, reading a long speech, not knowing who is so good, just made a [-]-word speech, all kinds of praise The various outstanding performances of Jianghu martial arts in recent years.Developing industries, being enthusiastic about charity and public welfare, helping local development, assisting the police in maintaining law and order, and so on. There are [-] words in eloquence, and there is only one theme. Everyone is a good person, everyone is a good citizen of a harmonious society, and an excellent example of advanced Jianghu martial arts .

Such nonsense, one-third of the people present believe it, why don't they believe it.You are a good person yourself, no matter how many bad things you do, if the official statement says you are a good person, then you are a good person, and the law proves that you are a good person.

After listening to the [-]-word self-deception report, the next step is to let the participants speak.The first ones to speak are generally well-known and decent existences. These guys have speech scripts in their hands, and they read one after another according to the official words. What is united around so-and-so, to contribute to a harmonious society, and to study hard. Another lot of official nonsense, but these are all recorded and left as images, self-deception and self-hypnosis are also a kind of happiness.

A morning meeting, it was almost noon, and many people were yawning and hungry.Just as the meeting was about to close for a lunch break, someone stood up and shouted, "I want to speak!"

"can!"

The man stood up, took a deep breath, cheered himself up, and asked loudly: "I just want to know what the hell is Wang Haitian trying to do? In the hotel, he annexed the Hu family. Come here, don't give in In the place he arranged, the barracks where he was located was set up as a fortress, and even tanks were needed. Today, the meeting was held, and the others did not come, so let the two men come down, what does this mean?"

In fact, if he didn't come by himself, not only Wang Haitian sent his men down, but many people did the same.But someone stood up, and the first one to attack was Wang Haitian.Under the attention of most people, Lao Bai picked up the microphone and asked, "Representative of Wang Haitian, do you have anything to say?"

Guarded by Sanying souls, Old Tang stood up confidently and said, "My lord didn't come because he has other things to do. Don't you feel tired after fighting and robbing these lands in the country? You are not tired, my lord is tired, and my lord's allies are also tired. My lord has repeatedly stated that he is not interested in domestic grievances. He just wants to concentrate on opening up foreign territories, killing, plundering, and conquering The Longevity Society, but now he is stuck here, he is very unhappy."

Immediately after such a speech, there was a voice of yin and yang: "It sounds good, if that is the case, why does he still come to this conference. If he doesn't come, everyone is happy!"

Old Tang snorted coldly, and responded: "You are happy that my lord is not coming, but my lord is not happy. What my lord hates the most is being stabbed in the back at a critical moment. Don't think that my lord doesn't know, How many of you want to deal with my lord, for various reasons, and some of them are even funny. My lord asked me to tell you that he actually has some lists in his hand, which were sent to him through certain channels. As for the source, To put it bluntly, you masters behind the scenes who are willing to be cannon fodder and pawns, in order to achieve a certain purpose, the knife was sent to my lord. But this knife finally fell on Yuchan Living Buddha's head, please think about it Clear. I'm hungry, so I went back to have dinner with my wife and children."

Qi Tieshan also stood up, cupped his fists and said, "I'm hungry too, I'm going back to accompany my new wife."

As soon as the two of them left with Sanyinghun, the person who asked the question seemed to be a fool and a ridiculous clown under the eyes of countless people.The man didn't make a fuss, nor did he stop him, and sat down knowingly.

The meeting in the afternoon will continue according to the pre-arranged arrangements, except that nonsense is nonsense, and some of them are speeches, otherwise, what the imperial literati are asked to do is to do this.At this moment, Wang Haitian was basking in the sun on the second floor. The scorching sun and the rising temperature kept the temperature around Wang Haitian in a comfortable state.The five women are all there, and the two little girls are playing with Fat Hua and Fat Hei.

Hua Xiaoxiao said boredly: "I don't know if those guys can understand people's language!"

Wang Haitian didn't speak, but Dugu Xiaoleng rarely took the initiative to say: "Profits, jealousy will make people lose their minds."

Hua Xiaoxiao curled her lips, but said excitedly: "If that's the case, we will destroy them all! Those who follow me will prosper, and those who oppose me will perish! Those who should be eliminated should be eliminated, and those who should surrender should be surrendered, so as not to keep these guys behind closed doors all day long!" Come to internal strife. Why don’t we all gather under our flag and go abroad, and death is meaningful!”

Facing Hua Xiaoxiao's ambitions, Wang Haitian still didn't say anything, holding Tang Sai'er with one hand and Ye Liuxin with the other, basking in the sun quietly.Hua Xiaoxiao was not happy anymore, stood up and pinched Wang Haitian's ear, and said coquettishly, "You are talking!"

Wang Haitian finally spoke: "That way, I'm too tired. Even if I sit on the throne of the leader of the Jianghu martial arts, I don't know how many conspiracies I have to experience every day, and how many messy things I have to take care of. Do you really like that kind of life? Besides, even if we want to , and have the strength to do that, some high-ranking gods and those leaders who have been patient will not agree!"

(End of this chapter)

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