agent stupid

Chapter 11

"I think you may not be able to wait for Imperial Physician Hu today. The emperor has an important matter to call on Imperial Physician Hu. You can go back and return to Empress Dowager Lin truthfully, but you can go and tell Imperial Physician Li to go back with you first. Imperial Physician Li As the chief assistant of the Imperial Hospital, he is highly respected and has superb medical skills, not inferior to Imperial Physician Hu. He is fully capable of treating imperial concubines."

"Yes, I should go back and answer right away. Thank you for your advice!" Eunuch Liu knelt down gratefully.

Eunuch Fu looked at Eunuch Liu stumbling and hurriedly leaving the back, and pulled the corners of his mouth to the sides, revealing a meaningful smile.Then, he turned around and walked towards the medicine house.As soon as he stepped into the medicine hut, a foreign object like a flying arrow flew towards him.Eunuch Liu flickered, turned sideways to avoid it, and with a "chi" sound, the foreign object went straight into the door frame behind Eunuch Liu.Eunuch Liu followed the sound and looked over, and saw a piece of licorice sticking out of the door frame.Can't help but break out in a cold sweat.

Hu Qingfeng's joking voice came out immediately: "Eunuch Fu, do you also want to come in and be my medicine man? But seeing your fat body with thin skin and tender flesh, you are quite suitable to be my medicine man."

"Young master, imperial doctor, you should hold your hand high. Seeing that this old slave cares about you, don't make fun of this old slave! This broken heart of this old slave can't stand your fright, this old bone , let alone your tossing about those panacea." Fu Gonggong smiled and deliberately put on a scared look: "Are you blaming me for killing your medicine man just now? Don't worry, this old slave will definitely I will find a more suitable medicine man for you, the old thing just now, there is still some use in keeping him."

"Eunuch Fu, what are you talking about? Why do you hear that being my medicine man is like going up the mountain of swords and going down a pan of oil? Then I have to tell you the benefits of being my medicine man. First , keep fit, and prevent all diseases. Second, don’t be afraid of poison or insects. Third...fourth...fifth...sixth..."Qingfeng patiently explained to Fu Gonggong how to become his medicine human benefit.

Eunuch Fu knew that Mr. Qingfeng was talking nonsense with him in order to let him get out of trouble, and he didn't want to hear his purpose for saying this.But the emperor's fate is difficult, Mr. Qingfeng is the most trusted person of the emperor, and also the only person who has no serious relationship with the imperial power.Now at this time, if he doesn't help the emperor, who else can the emperor ask for help?So, not afraid of death, he interrupted: "Young master Qingfeng, if you help the emperor solve the urgent need, this old slave will spare his old bones and become a medicine man for you. What do you think?"

"Hmph! You are so loyal! But, to be honest, you are not qualified to be my medicine man. Do you know what kind of good thing I am practicing?" Qingfeng's expression changed suddenly, and he pointed at the newly made pills, asked dangerously.

"Yes, yes, this lowly old slave, being your medicine man, isn't that polluting your medicine! But the emperor..."

"Go back and tell your master that the three-year period has come, and I have helped everything I should. As for his fight with the Shui family and the queen mother, it is their housework. I don't want to take care of it, and I can't take care of it. So I still stay in the palace until now, the purpose is to practice the antidote of the red crest. When I find out what is going on with the true energy in the silly queen's body, I should follow my master's order and go to the folk to practice medicine to save people Please also respect the agreement and allow me to resign." Qingfeng interrupted Eunuch Fu's words, and said the words of refusal directly.

Mr. Fu was robbed by Qingfeng, and he was speechless, and Mr. Qingfeng guessed exactly what the emperor was thinking.And the temper of Mr. Qingfeng was also clearly felt by the emperor.If the two of them are united, they will be invincible in the world, just like three years ago, they could break out from the encirclement of thousands of troops and return to Beijing to succeed.However, if you get awkward, like two stubborn cows, no one will give in half a step first.

Just like what happened this time, since the day he came out of the East Palace, the emperor talked with the young master about the Shui family and the queen mother, and wanted to let the young master Qingfeng return to the court and help him take back the military power from the Shui family.But after hearing this, Mr. Qingfeng only said angrily, "You want to renege on your promise and get fat again!", then turned and left.Then, he hid in this medicine house all the time, even if the empress dowager sent someone to harass him, he ignored him.

And during these five days, the emperor was forced by the Shui family and all the ministers to consummate the house with Concubine Shui in the court hall, claiming in a high-sounding manner that he wanted the emperor to leave an heir for the king and the dynasty as soon as possible.In the harem, Concubine Shui had already woken up, and if she refused to go to the West Palace on the grounds that the concubine was sick, the Empress Dowager would not be able to pass the test.The queen mother is almost guarding the West Palace now, waiting for the emperor to go.The emperor has been devastated by this matter for the past few days, and his anger is almost on the verge of attacking his heart.That's why I sent myself again to ask Mr. Qingfeng to come out of the mountain to help out.

However, according to Mr. Qingfeng's words, he has made up his mind to stop meddling in court affairs.What Eunuch Fu didn't expect was that the son had been hiding in the medicine hut for the past few days to prepare the antidote for the empress.Eunuch Fu suddenly thought, if Mr. Qingfeng can cure the empress's dementia, then the situation in the harem will be different, right?Of course, this naive idea was immediately overturned by himself.

"Eunuch Fu, Eunuch Fu, why are you so absorbed in your thoughts? If you are thinking about how to persuade me to leave the mountain, then save yourself! I am going to the East Palace now, and you are going to answer the call, and come with me to see my new medicine." Curative effect?" Qingfeng said while shaking his hand in front of the sluggish Eunuch Fu.

"Ugh! This old slave should go back and see the emperor. By the way, the emperor has been on fire these few days. You can prescribe some medicine to calm the fire!" Eunuch Fu came back to his senses and tried with the last trick.

Sure enough, Qingfeng was a little moved and said: "I'm really angry? Is it so difficult? Isn't it just to leave an heir? He doesn't want to have a child with her, so just find someone to do it for him." After finishing speaking, Qingfeng found himself talking too much It's over, and immediately took the pill and hurried to the East Palace.

Eunuch Fu smiled triumphantly and went back to Longteng Hall to return to his life.

Qingfeng came out of the medicine hut as if fleeing, and just arrived at the imperial garden, when he ran into the empress dowager and her party rushing out of the west palace in a fit of anger.Just about to turn around and make a detour, the queen mother saw him from a distance with sharp eyes, and called him sharply, it was too late for him to hide.He had no choice but to follow the Queen Mother back to the West Palace to feel the pulse of Concubine Shui.While feeling the pulse, he had to think about how to help the emperor delay it for a few more days.He still had to endure the Queen Mother's nagging, even though he didn't listen to a single word.

When Qingfeng rushed to the East Palace, it was already a bright moon and stars twinkling in the sky.Stepping into the East Palace, Qingfeng suddenly felt a dead silence, and there was no living person in sight.A few palace lanterns swaying in the wind are particularly dazzling.He couldn't help wondering, there was a little eunuch dozing off last time, but now even the eunuch has withdrawn?It seems that Li really hates this silly queen.

Qingfeng couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to this silly queen.But when he immediately remembered the appearance of the silly queen, he immediately got goosebumps all over his body.This time he changed to his brother Xuanyuan Yunli who sympathized with him.He thought that if the master forced him to marry such a woman, he would rather go to Yuntai Temple in Tianmu Mountain to become a monk.

Qingfeng has never had any thoughts of etiquette, righteousness, integrity, and the difference between men and women in his heart.In his eyes, there are only good people and sick people.Just like now, he just pushed the door open and entered the empress' bedroom in such a terrified manner.Completely ignoring the court regulations, no male creatures other than eunuchs are allowed to enter the queen's bedroom without the emperor's permission.

Qingfeng suddenly discovered that there seemed to be some changes in Silly Queen's bedroom, for example, it was cleaner and tidier.For example, beside her phoenix bed, there was actually a small bed on which a cute little maid was sleeping soundly.

And the silly queen on the phoenix bed also seemed to be sleeping deeply. From Qingfeng's point of view, the sleeping silly queen was much cuter than the silly queen who was grinning and grinning.The breeze bypassed the little maid.Came to the other side of the silly back bed, took her hand and began to feel her pulse.

"How could this be? How could this be possible?" Qingfeng frowned and muttered to himself in a daze.

Then he didn't seem to believe his own diagnosis, and pulled Silly Queen's other hand to feel the pulse again.The same result made his brows almost twitch.

Qingfeng shook his head in astonishment, and went to feel the pulse of the little maid again, which made him even more unacceptable.

How could this be?The silly queen didn't fall asleep at all, but was hit by the ecstasy powder he prepared for that "Little Qingzi" last time.What surprised him the most was not this, but that he found that the toxin and the strange qi in the body of the silly queen had disappeared.But this little maid did not take the medicine, she really fell asleep naturally.

Qingfeng couldn't figure it out, what was the purpose of that little Qingzi?If it is said that the reason why the noble concubine Shui was fascinated at the beginning was because she didn't want her to be favored by the emperor, then what about the stupid queen?The silly queen has always been a thorn in the emperor's side, a thorn in his flesh.Almost everyone in the entire imperial palace and even the entire Jinghe Dynasty knew this, and everyone knew about it.From Qingfeng's point of view, although the silly queen is not pleasing, she doesn't seem to be able to offend anyone except the emperor?

What's even more strange is that Xuanyuan, who has always tolerated any danger around him, didn't try his best to arrest the fake Xiao Qingzi, but immediately sent the real Xiao Qingzi and Xiao Mingzi out of the palace who knew about it.At first, he suspected that it was a play written and directed by Shui Rong'er or the emperor himself.But judging from the behavior of Shui Rong'er and the emperor these days, things don't seem to be the case.But what does this have to do with the poison and true energy in the silly queen's body?

Qingfeng felt that she was getting more and more confused.However, the more this happened, the more interested he became.The master said that his personality of wanting to explore everything determines that he cannot be a person who is outsider to idle clouds and wild cranes.That's why he was exiled from the mountain, leaving him alone in this world of mortals!
At the same time, the autumn wind rustled on the palace road.A young eunuch with dull eyes was leading a bald maid for a stroll in the palace.They went from the East Palace where the empress lived to the West Palace where the noble concubine lived, from the Empress Dowager's Compassionate Palace to the Emperor's Longteng Palace, from the Emperor's Imperial Study to the Xinhe Hall where the Emperor and officials dealt with government affairs.Along the way, I visited the entire palace.

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