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Chapter 124
Chapter 124
"Miss is talking about the academy?" Qing'er repeated in disbelief.
Leng Jie replied affirmatively: "That's right, it's the academy. I'm planning to open a girls' academy. It's specially recruiting female students."
"Hahaha, women's academy! Mr. whore! Ms. Leng, I really have to admire your wisdom!" After hearing this, Prince Xiping laughed wildly and said, "Are you trying to train follow-up talents for a brothel like Lianxianglou!"
"Crack! Crack!" Before Prince Xiping could finish his sentence, there were two crisp mouth-scratching sounds.
Leng Jie and Qing'er looked at Prince Xiping's voice in astonishment at the same time.
I saw Prince Xiping covering a red and swollen handprint on one side of his face with both hands.After being stunned for a while, he glared at Xuanyuan and said angrily, "You, you dare to hit me?"
Xuanyuan snorted coldly, and replied sharply with disdain: "Hmph! How dare you disrespect Xiaojie! I only slapped you twice, which is already giving you great face in Xiping Kingdom. If you were to do anything else People dare to talk to Xiaojie like that. His head fell to the ground long ago!"
Xuanyuan's voice was as cold as the enchanting sound from hell, which made people tremble uncontrollably.
How could Prince Xiping swallow this breath. "Shua" pulled out the saber at his waist, pointed at Xuanyuan and challenged: "I want to fight with you! If you win these two women, it will be yours, and I will return to Xiping immediately. If I win both women, I will take them away. do you dare?"
snort!In my place, want to take away my people?Xuanyuan's sharp eyes swept towards Prince Xiping.With a look of disdain on his face, he sneered and said, "His Royal Highness, have you forgotten where you are? How dare you bet with me with my people? What a wishful thinking!"
"I know this is your territory. Why? You dare not accept a man's challenge?" Prince Xiping suppressed his anger, and mocked with the same contempt on his face: "It seems that, as the woman said, you are more Not a man!"
Leng Jie was taken aback!Needless to say, he knew who that woman was.It's just that Leng Jie didn't expect that she would tell Prince Xiping such a thing?It seems that the relationship between that woman and him is also unusual!Leng Jie looked at Xuanyuan secretly, not surprised at all, he was already so angry that his seven orifices were about to smoke.
If he slapped the damned prince to death in a fit of rage, Xiping would definitely declare war on Jinghe in the name of avenging the prince.When Shi Jing and Bai Xing knew that their emperor had started a war because of fighting for women.Then the hearts of the people will be completely scattered.In the ensuing war, Jing He's situation changed completely.
Xuanyuan didn't agree to take them as a bet, Leng Jie was very pleased, so naturally she wouldn't watch him get angry and ignore it.
Leng Jie stretched out her hand to hold Xuanyuan's trembling hand, and smiled at Prince Xiping: "Did His Highness deliberately provoke my Emperor to kill you by mistake? If you really want to die, you don't have to bother me at all." This girl can send you on your way. At that time, your father and king will receive a letter of credence that His Royal Highness intended to cheat on this girl, but was killed by this girl by mistake. I miss your brothers You should be very grateful to me, right?"
Leng Jie was full of smiles, and his calm and breezy words made Prince Xiping shiver involuntarily.He was indeed not worried that Emperor Xuanyuan would dare to kill him.But Leng Jie's words made him startled!Although he didn't know if she had the ability to kill him.But judging from her composed expression, he didn't dare to take the risk.
At this time, the sound of the bustard serving food finally came from outside the door.
Leng Jie pointed to a table of good dishes, and said to Prince Xiping: "His Royal Highness, please sit down and eat!"
Prince Xiping withdrew his scimitar and glared at Xuanyuan.Very unwilling to sit down.
Leng Jie took a duck leg and put it in Qing'er's bowl, which had been silent all this time, and signaled her to eat it quickly.Then he picked up the other duck leg that Xuanyuan had packed for her in the bowl, and gnawed on it.
After eating one, I saw that annoying Prince Xiping still had no intention of leaving.She really didn't understand that he was beaten and scolded when he was beaten.Why stay here to make fun of yourself?Does he still want to compete with her for Qinger?Thinking of Qing'er, Leng Jie felt guilty again.She glanced at the unconvinced Prince Xiping, and while wiping the oily hands with a towel, she said to him: "Your Highness, you spit on me just now. My emperor's love for the people beat you twice, which is regarded as a blow." Ping. I don't care about you. But I want to remind you that next time, don't bet on women. Especially women like me, because I treat men who try to me in this way , has always been to castrate him directly, and then feed him breast enhancement drugs, making him a transsexual who is neither male nor female. In the end, all the things he has done will be returned to him. "
"Pfft!" Xuanyuan just took a sip of the tea in the mouth, and sprayed it back into the teacup.If he had accepted Prince Xiping's challenge in a fit of anger just now.He really didn't dare to think about the consequences!so close!He couldn't help sweating in his heart.
But that Prince Xiping stared blankly at Leng Jie for a while, then stood up and said harshly: "You will all be my king's women after all!"
Then walk away.
Leng Jie turned to his back and replied loudly: "Girl, I am waiting for that day to come! Because I really want to see how you look like a shemale."
Qing'er couldn't help but secretly raised her eyes to peek at Leng Jie, she always felt that the lady's expression was very similar to her son's.Thinking of her son, she felt sweet in her heart.She tried hard not to laugh out loud.
Seeing that Qing'er finally had the same smile on her face as before, Leng Jie felt warm in her heart.Suddenly asked excitedly: "Qing'er! Tell my sister, why are you here? How did you become Xiyu?"
You are so stupid!She called her Qinger.So she knew her?But she doesn't remember having such a sister?
Seeing Qing'er staring blankly at her, Leng Jie didn't answer.He anxiously asked loudly: "Say it quickly! What's going on? Why aren't you in the general's mansion?"
Qing'er's mind still couldn't turn the corner, she was still wondering who this young lady was?Knowing that she is in the general's mansion?Could it be that she is a relative of the general's mansion?
Seeing that she is still stupidly silent.Leng Jie finally lost her composure and jumped up.He grabbed her arms and asked loudly, "Didn't I tell you to wait for me at the General's Mansion? Did the General's Mansion sell you here?"
Xuanyuan on the side saw that Xiaojie was going crazy with anxiety, but Qing still didn't understand what was going on.Quickly reminded: "Qing'er, she is your nameless son. Tell her what happened to you in the general's mansion quickly? You can see that she is very anxious."
Now Qing'er is not stupid, but excitedly asked Xuanyuan: "What did the emperor just say?"
"She is your nameless son!" Xuanyuan understood how shocked she was, because he had the same experience before.So he told her clearly the second time.
"Bang!" Qing'er suddenly felt that something in her heart was broken, and then her eyes blurred, her body softened and she fell backwards.
"Qing'er!" Leng Jie exclaimed, reaching out to catch her.
Leng Jie carried the fainted Qing'er into the inner room, and laid her flat on the back of the bed.Immediately pinch her among the people.Qing'er opened her eyes wide, finally recovering her breath.But she still stared at Leng Jie stupidly.
"Qing'er! Qing'er! Are you okay?" Leng Jie shouted repeatedly.See Qing'er still staring at her silently.Leng Jie thought that Qing'er was blaming herself for not looking for her, so she hurriedly apologized: "Qing'er! I'm sorry! It's my sister's fault. My sister shouldn't have brought you out of the palace. She left you in the general's mansion and ignored her." If you blame your sister, get up and scold her, beat her! Don't be so silent!"
Seeing that his Xiaojie was about to go crazy, Xuanyuan, who followed in, also helped to persuade him: "Qing'er, your lady didn't deceive you on purpose, she even lied to me at that time. , don't get angry with her. You can see that she is going crazy. Besides, she didn't mean not to look for you. She just returned to the capital for a few days. "
After listening to Xuanyuan's explanation, Qing'er finally had some expression on her face.Leng Jie hurriedly Fu He said: "Although my sister has been running around all over the world in the past three years, I have never forgotten my lovely Xiao Qing'er!"
Qing'er stared into Leng Jie's eyes, from which she saw the genuine emotion that the young master had when coaxing her back then.She suddenly felt sore in her heart, and with a sudden "Wow!", she threw herself into Leng Jie's arms and cried loudly, "Woooooooooo..."
Leng Jie quickly hugged her and stroked her back gently.Coaxed softly: "Cry, cry. Cry all the grievances and unhappiness in your heart at once. Now that my sister is back, my sister will never let you get hurt again."
Xuanyuan stared blankly at Leng Jie.He had only heard of people who advised people not to cry, and this was the first time he had seen people coaxed into crying like this.Doesn't her doing this make her sadder and cry harder?
After hearing Leng Jie's words, Qing'er really cried louder and louder.Leng Jie just hugged her quietly and stroked her back gently.Help her to follow the choked breath because of crying.It seemed to make her cry more freely.
Xuanyuan couldn't stand this kind of scene and shook his head.Automatically backed out.
After a while, Qing'er's tears finally dried up.She bluntly wiped the snot and tears off her face on Leng Jie's clothes, raised her round face, stared at Leng Jie with two red eyes like little white rabbits, and pouted her mouth.She complained coquettishly: "Miss is so bad! Pretend to be a man to deceive Qing'er. Qing'er refuses, Qing'er wants a son. Don't miss."
Her lovely Qinger finally came back.Leng Jie smiled gratifiedly.Can't help but lightly tap Qing'er's forehead with her fingers, teasingly said: "Hehe, my Qing'er is now a big girl, and she knows that she wants a son and not a miss. If this is the case, then I have to help you find a handsome son, Just marry my little Qing'er!"
(End of this chapter)
"Miss is talking about the academy?" Qing'er repeated in disbelief.
Leng Jie replied affirmatively: "That's right, it's the academy. I'm planning to open a girls' academy. It's specially recruiting female students."
"Hahaha, women's academy! Mr. whore! Ms. Leng, I really have to admire your wisdom!" After hearing this, Prince Xiping laughed wildly and said, "Are you trying to train follow-up talents for a brothel like Lianxianglou!"
"Crack! Crack!" Before Prince Xiping could finish his sentence, there were two crisp mouth-scratching sounds.
Leng Jie and Qing'er looked at Prince Xiping's voice in astonishment at the same time.
I saw Prince Xiping covering a red and swollen handprint on one side of his face with both hands.After being stunned for a while, he glared at Xuanyuan and said angrily, "You, you dare to hit me?"
Xuanyuan snorted coldly, and replied sharply with disdain: "Hmph! How dare you disrespect Xiaojie! I only slapped you twice, which is already giving you great face in Xiping Kingdom. If you were to do anything else People dare to talk to Xiaojie like that. His head fell to the ground long ago!"
Xuanyuan's voice was as cold as the enchanting sound from hell, which made people tremble uncontrollably.
How could Prince Xiping swallow this breath. "Shua" pulled out the saber at his waist, pointed at Xuanyuan and challenged: "I want to fight with you! If you win these two women, it will be yours, and I will return to Xiping immediately. If I win both women, I will take them away. do you dare?"
snort!In my place, want to take away my people?Xuanyuan's sharp eyes swept towards Prince Xiping.With a look of disdain on his face, he sneered and said, "His Royal Highness, have you forgotten where you are? How dare you bet with me with my people? What a wishful thinking!"
"I know this is your territory. Why? You dare not accept a man's challenge?" Prince Xiping suppressed his anger, and mocked with the same contempt on his face: "It seems that, as the woman said, you are more Not a man!"
Leng Jie was taken aback!Needless to say, he knew who that woman was.It's just that Leng Jie didn't expect that she would tell Prince Xiping such a thing?It seems that the relationship between that woman and him is also unusual!Leng Jie looked at Xuanyuan secretly, not surprised at all, he was already so angry that his seven orifices were about to smoke.
If he slapped the damned prince to death in a fit of rage, Xiping would definitely declare war on Jinghe in the name of avenging the prince.When Shi Jing and Bai Xing knew that their emperor had started a war because of fighting for women.Then the hearts of the people will be completely scattered.In the ensuing war, Jing He's situation changed completely.
Xuanyuan didn't agree to take them as a bet, Leng Jie was very pleased, so naturally she wouldn't watch him get angry and ignore it.
Leng Jie stretched out her hand to hold Xuanyuan's trembling hand, and smiled at Prince Xiping: "Did His Highness deliberately provoke my Emperor to kill you by mistake? If you really want to die, you don't have to bother me at all." This girl can send you on your way. At that time, your father and king will receive a letter of credence that His Royal Highness intended to cheat on this girl, but was killed by this girl by mistake. I miss your brothers You should be very grateful to me, right?"
Leng Jie was full of smiles, and his calm and breezy words made Prince Xiping shiver involuntarily.He was indeed not worried that Emperor Xuanyuan would dare to kill him.But Leng Jie's words made him startled!Although he didn't know if she had the ability to kill him.But judging from her composed expression, he didn't dare to take the risk.
At this time, the sound of the bustard serving food finally came from outside the door.
Leng Jie pointed to a table of good dishes, and said to Prince Xiping: "His Royal Highness, please sit down and eat!"
Prince Xiping withdrew his scimitar and glared at Xuanyuan.Very unwilling to sit down.
Leng Jie took a duck leg and put it in Qing'er's bowl, which had been silent all this time, and signaled her to eat it quickly.Then he picked up the other duck leg that Xuanyuan had packed for her in the bowl, and gnawed on it.
After eating one, I saw that annoying Prince Xiping still had no intention of leaving.She really didn't understand that he was beaten and scolded when he was beaten.Why stay here to make fun of yourself?Does he still want to compete with her for Qinger?Thinking of Qing'er, Leng Jie felt guilty again.She glanced at the unconvinced Prince Xiping, and while wiping the oily hands with a towel, she said to him: "Your Highness, you spit on me just now. My emperor's love for the people beat you twice, which is regarded as a blow." Ping. I don't care about you. But I want to remind you that next time, don't bet on women. Especially women like me, because I treat men who try to me in this way , has always been to castrate him directly, and then feed him breast enhancement drugs, making him a transsexual who is neither male nor female. In the end, all the things he has done will be returned to him. "
"Pfft!" Xuanyuan just took a sip of the tea in the mouth, and sprayed it back into the teacup.If he had accepted Prince Xiping's challenge in a fit of anger just now.He really didn't dare to think about the consequences!so close!He couldn't help sweating in his heart.
But that Prince Xiping stared blankly at Leng Jie for a while, then stood up and said harshly: "You will all be my king's women after all!"
Then walk away.
Leng Jie turned to his back and replied loudly: "Girl, I am waiting for that day to come! Because I really want to see how you look like a shemale."
Qing'er couldn't help but secretly raised her eyes to peek at Leng Jie, she always felt that the lady's expression was very similar to her son's.Thinking of her son, she felt sweet in her heart.She tried hard not to laugh out loud.
Seeing that Qing'er finally had the same smile on her face as before, Leng Jie felt warm in her heart.Suddenly asked excitedly: "Qing'er! Tell my sister, why are you here? How did you become Xiyu?"
You are so stupid!She called her Qinger.So she knew her?But she doesn't remember having such a sister?
Seeing Qing'er staring blankly at her, Leng Jie didn't answer.He anxiously asked loudly: "Say it quickly! What's going on? Why aren't you in the general's mansion?"
Qing'er's mind still couldn't turn the corner, she was still wondering who this young lady was?Knowing that she is in the general's mansion?Could it be that she is a relative of the general's mansion?
Seeing that she is still stupidly silent.Leng Jie finally lost her composure and jumped up.He grabbed her arms and asked loudly, "Didn't I tell you to wait for me at the General's Mansion? Did the General's Mansion sell you here?"
Xuanyuan on the side saw that Xiaojie was going crazy with anxiety, but Qing still didn't understand what was going on.Quickly reminded: "Qing'er, she is your nameless son. Tell her what happened to you in the general's mansion quickly? You can see that she is very anxious."
Now Qing'er is not stupid, but excitedly asked Xuanyuan: "What did the emperor just say?"
"She is your nameless son!" Xuanyuan understood how shocked she was, because he had the same experience before.So he told her clearly the second time.
"Bang!" Qing'er suddenly felt that something in her heart was broken, and then her eyes blurred, her body softened and she fell backwards.
"Qing'er!" Leng Jie exclaimed, reaching out to catch her.
Leng Jie carried the fainted Qing'er into the inner room, and laid her flat on the back of the bed.Immediately pinch her among the people.Qing'er opened her eyes wide, finally recovering her breath.But she still stared at Leng Jie stupidly.
"Qing'er! Qing'er! Are you okay?" Leng Jie shouted repeatedly.See Qing'er still staring at her silently.Leng Jie thought that Qing'er was blaming herself for not looking for her, so she hurriedly apologized: "Qing'er! I'm sorry! It's my sister's fault. My sister shouldn't have brought you out of the palace. She left you in the general's mansion and ignored her." If you blame your sister, get up and scold her, beat her! Don't be so silent!"
Seeing that his Xiaojie was about to go crazy, Xuanyuan, who followed in, also helped to persuade him: "Qing'er, your lady didn't deceive you on purpose, she even lied to me at that time. , don't get angry with her. You can see that she is going crazy. Besides, she didn't mean not to look for you. She just returned to the capital for a few days. "
After listening to Xuanyuan's explanation, Qing'er finally had some expression on her face.Leng Jie hurriedly Fu He said: "Although my sister has been running around all over the world in the past three years, I have never forgotten my lovely Xiao Qing'er!"
Qing'er stared into Leng Jie's eyes, from which she saw the genuine emotion that the young master had when coaxing her back then.She suddenly felt sore in her heart, and with a sudden "Wow!", she threw herself into Leng Jie's arms and cried loudly, "Woooooooooo..."
Leng Jie quickly hugged her and stroked her back gently.Coaxed softly: "Cry, cry. Cry all the grievances and unhappiness in your heart at once. Now that my sister is back, my sister will never let you get hurt again."
Xuanyuan stared blankly at Leng Jie.He had only heard of people who advised people not to cry, and this was the first time he had seen people coaxed into crying like this.Doesn't her doing this make her sadder and cry harder?
After hearing Leng Jie's words, Qing'er really cried louder and louder.Leng Jie just hugged her quietly and stroked her back gently.Help her to follow the choked breath because of crying.It seemed to make her cry more freely.
Xuanyuan couldn't stand this kind of scene and shook his head.Automatically backed out.
After a while, Qing'er's tears finally dried up.She bluntly wiped the snot and tears off her face on Leng Jie's clothes, raised her round face, stared at Leng Jie with two red eyes like little white rabbits, and pouted her mouth.She complained coquettishly: "Miss is so bad! Pretend to be a man to deceive Qing'er. Qing'er refuses, Qing'er wants a son. Don't miss."
Her lovely Qinger finally came back.Leng Jie smiled gratifiedly.Can't help but lightly tap Qing'er's forehead with her fingers, teasingly said: "Hehe, my Qing'er is now a big girl, and she knows that she wants a son and not a miss. If this is the case, then I have to help you find a handsome son, Just marry my little Qing'er!"
(End of this chapter)
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