agent stupid

Chapter 2

"Now you are talking to the emperor, and the emperor is asking your name?"

"Long live back, slave Xiaoqingzi"

"What did the emperor tell you? Do you remember?" Leng Jie guided
"Back to Long Live, you ask your servant to go to Imperial Physician Hu to get a double serving of Hedinghong, and put it in the empress's tea. And watch her drink it."

"Well, you are doing well, where did Doctor Hu give you the medicine?"

"Long live, I personally went to the Imperial Hospital to get it from Imperial Physician Hu. I personally saw that Imperial Physician Hu took it out of the black box in the imperial pharmacy. It can't be faked."

"Well, you're doing well. You're going to sleep now. Take off your clothes and put them next to the bed. Then climb into bed, cover yourself with the quilt and sleep until you hear the sound of clapping your hands."

"Your life!" Xiaoqingzi agreed indifferently, and then began to remove the eunuch's clothes from his body.

Makeup is one of the compulsory courses for modern agents. They can easily disguise themselves into various images required by the mission with the simplest materials around them.And Leng Jie is even more outstanding, otherwise, how could she freely enter the core bases of other countries and obtain important information!

Leng Jie quickly loosened Xiao Qingzi's hair, and used the expired cosmetics on the dressing table.She made him a "little ghost makeup" like the silly queen she saw in the mirror.Then put him in the queen's clothes and cover him with a silk quilt.Finally, observe from all angles to confirm that the person lying on the bed is a fool.Only then did she prepare for the next move with confidence.She put on the eunuch outfit that Xiao Qingzi took off, and used a good peach wood comb to straighten her black hair that satisfied her.Then according to Xiao Qingzi's hairstyle, he pulled up his hair.In the end, I had to put those spoiled cosmetics on my face.She cursed the damn emperor fiercely in her heart, she couldn't even bear to give the queen cosmetics.Make her Leng Jie ruin her face like this.However, after she turned around professionally, she discovered that the silly face is really plastic.Ugly can imitate Dongshi, beautiful can be compared to Diaochan, flat can become a passerby, and definitely has the potential to become a top spy.It was stronger than her own face known as the thousand-faced demon fox.

Having the same performance ability as an Oscar queen (actor king) is also a necessary condition for an excellent agent.

Standing in front of the bronze mirror, he slowly turned around.Leng Jie was very satisfied with her eunuch's attire.Recalling Xiaoqingzi's footwork and demeanor when he walked in just now, he imitated it several times in front of the mirror, and then imagined that he was a eunuch and a slave.After repeated self-hypnosis, he showed a humble and flattering expression in front of the mirror.A pure little eunuch gave birth gorgeously!After everything is ready.Leng Jie started her first mission since she came to Jinghe. Of course, this time is very different from fighting for national security and national righteousness.This time she only fights for herself, for the silly queen.

The majestic, magnificent, resplendent and majestic Xinhe Hall is now full of silk, bamboo and sheng, and a joyful scene.Above the hall, Emperor Li, dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe, held the catkin of the imperial concubine Shui Rong'er and stood side by side.Accepting the worship and blessings of all the officials in the hall.

Concubine Shui wears the nine-feathered phoenix hairpin for empresses on her head, and the purple phoenix robes for empresses, and stands on the right head of the emperor, which is exclusive for empresses.Accepted is the queen's gift from Baiguanhang.All of these all show the nobility of the imperial concubine and the emperor's favor.It is even more noisy to the officials, who is the real master of the harem.

After the ceremony, according to the palace law, the bride must go back to her palace first.After the emperor has finished participating in the Wan Yan and accepts the courtiers' blessing in the form of a toast, he can go to the bride and drink the life-long co-packed wine with her.The emperor looked at the imperial concubine tenderly, smiled and nodded to indicate that she need not worry, just go to the West Palace and wait for him.Reluctantly, the noble concubine bid farewell to the emperor with affection.Sitting on the phoenix chariot dedicated to the queen, she knelt down before all the officials, and slowly went to the West Palace under the escort of many palace people, waiting for the emperor's blessing at night.

Together with the phoenix chariot, the emperor immediately put away his gentle expression, and an imperceptible sneer pulled out from the corner of his mouth.At this time, a young eunuch ran towards Xinhedian in a panic.The chief eunuch next to the emperor recognized at a glance that he was the eunuch Xiao Mingzi, the deacon of the Eastern Palace of the Silly Empress.He clearly knew what orders the emperor had given Xiao Mingzi.The old fox who had changed his mind in Israel immediately guessed that something must have happened in the East Palace.He hurriedly went forward, pulled Xiao Mingzi who was trembling all over to a hiding place, and asked: "Xiao Mingzi, what are you doing in Xinhe Hall instead of guarding the queen in the East Palace?"

As soon as Xiao Mingzi met his immediate boss, the famous man beside the emperor, Eunuch Fu.Immediately, as if he had found the organization, he knelt down excitedly.With tears in his eyes, trembling slightly repeated the strange events that happened in the East Palace.When he said the last sentence after talking about being stupid, "Tonight, the king of Hades will take away the soul of the new noble concubine as a punishment."Even the well-informed, treacherous and cunning Eunuch Fu was frightened into a cold sweat.But the old fox, who is well versed in palace taboos, restrained his gaffe in the blink of an eye.After regaining his composure, he asked sharply, "Who else knows about this?"

"Only the little one and Xiao Qingzi know. The people from the East Palace have already been transferred, and now it's just the two of us." Xiao Mingzi replied tremblingly.

"Well, I will tell the emperor about this matter, please make a decision. You go back immediately and guard the East Palace. Don't let anyone in or out. By the way, tell Xiao Qingzi, if there is any news about this matter, I don't need to say what will happen to you Come on!" Eunuch Fu ordered coldly.

"Yes, the little one doesn't dare! The little one, thank you for reminding me! Thank you, grandpa, for taking care of the little one!" Xiao Mingzi kowtowed his head and thanked Dade.Just kidding, failing to fulfill the emperor's order is a capital crime, and now he is disrupting the emperor's wedding, saying something that insults the emperor's prestige and threatens the emperor's favorite concubine.When he came, he never thought that he would be able to get out of this magnificent Xinhe Hall alive.However, the transfer of the foolish queen is related to the future happiness of the emperor he respects. His life was saved by the emperor at the beginning. In order to be grateful, he had to risk his life to spread the word.I hope the emperor can find some good way to resolve the crisis tonight.Now, the manager said to let him go back, which means that he will protect him in front of the emperor, can this not make him excited?Can you not tell him to be grateful?The answer is yes.

After Xiao Mingzi left, Eunuch Fu took advantage of the time when the emperor got up to walk out of Gong, and whispered in the emperor's ear.He repeated the matter again, but after the two of them dictated it, the joke, which was full of loopholes, became even more weird and real.After the emperor heard this, his complexion changed suddenly.He said angrily: "Fang Mi! It's Fang Mi! I'm still the son of a dragon, the incarnation of a real dragon. Don't I have the right to execute a fool who is useless to me? I can tolerate a fool being Jinghe's queen for three years. My limit is reached. I don't care, no matter what, I don't want to see her again. Hmph! Kill my dearest person! If she really has the ability, let her kill her. My dearest person was three years ago It's all dead!"

"The emperor is angry! You listen to what the old slave said. The old slave thinks that this matter is really weird. Those words are something that an ordinary empress would not be able to say anyway. People who can live are unique in the world. The old slave was thinking that the first emperor made a last call, requiring you to marry Miss Chi'er from Leng Xiang's family as the queen, and you must not abandon the queen for life, and you will not be allowed to accept concubines or have children for three years. It may not be coerced by the cold appearance. If the empress is really a phoenix body, then everything can be explained." Fu Gonggong reminded faithfully.

"Phoenix body and immortal body? Do you really believe that Phoenix is ​​a fool? Don't tell me about the last emperor's decree. Do you want me to face a foolish queen for the rest of my life? Tell you, I can't do it, I can't do it again Bearing the ridicule of all the officials, I don't want to be the eternal laughing stock of the people after dinner. Back then, Leng Xiang was the last to see the late emperor, and the last summons was also taken from him, so what is it if he didn't do something wrong? He is ambitious and wants to monopolize Da Quan, wants to use her foolish daughter to disturb my mind. So I can take the opportunity to plot my country. It took me three years to bring him down and force him to resign. Such a good opportunity, I will never allow His silly daughter continues to be crowned queen." The emperor shouted even more excitedly after hearing Eunuch Fu's persuasion.Because when he thinks that others will think that he became the emperor by relying on a fool, he will burn with anger, his blood will boil, and he will have a bloodthirsty impulse!
Eunuch Fu knew that his words had angered the emperor's master, but because of his loyalty to the master, he had no choice but to say what he wanted to say, and after he finished speaking, he knelt down on the ground with a "thud" and begged in a trembling voice: " The emperor calms down, the emperor calms down! The old slave deserves to die, please the emperor give me the death penalty!"

Xuanyuan Yunxuan looked at the old man who was terrified on the ground, who protected him from growing up, loved and cared about him since he was a child, and his heart softened.If there are still relatives in this palace, then Eunuch Fu is left alone.Xuanyuan Yunxuan knew that even if people all over the world betrayed him, Eunuch Fu would not betray him, and he also knew that what Eunuch Fu said was indeed reasonable.I tried all means to cooperate with the queen mother, and after three years, I couldn't find any useful evidence to cure the coldness. This can only show that either he hides too deeply, or he is really a loyal minister.Even if he doesn't care about it right now.But his power is too strong, and he is the head of the country, which makes his power even stronger, and more and more officials will fall to him.As the emperor himself, he would never tolerate such a potential danger.What's more, he actually raised a foolish daughter to be his queen. The emperor's dignity would never allow him to trample on it like this!That's why I wanted to secretly execute the idiot empress, and then proclaim to the world that the idiot empress died suddenly.But she never imagined that that idiot's life would be so hard, the poison equal to two people's weight would not kill her.There is also talk about the phoenix body and immortal body.

(End of this chapter)