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Chapter 36

If he knew that Wuming had once sternly reprimanded the emperor directly, he would be overwhelmed with admiration.

Wuming dared to pull out the dragon's beard.The shadow guard couldn't help recalling the past that was buried deep in his heart.Back then, when I was young and energetic, I used to touch the tiger's butt without knowing the heights of the sky and the earth, and challenge the leader of the martial arts.In the end, being abolished in martial arts didn't count, and he almost lost his life.Fortunately, I met the number one beauty in martial arts back then, Fairy Zixia.Not only did she find someone to heal his injury, but she also found a good master for him, so that he could relearn a proud kung fu.But when he returned from his studies and wanted to repay his kindness...

"Shadow" Xuanyuan called back the person who was restricted in memory.

"Is the emperor ready? I will heal your wounds now."

Xuanyuan nodded and said "OK"

Besides Leng Jie, as soon as she came out of the emperor's bedroom, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.Considering that there were many palace people around, she tried her best to suppress the volume.This made her, who couldn't fully release her passion, flushed and sweat profusely.

Seeing this, Eunuch Fu, who came out after Wuming, couldn't help but sigh in his heart for his emperor's master: Alas!Why did the emperor introduce these two senior brothers as confidants?Just the moody and highly skilled Mr. Qingfeng has almost wiped out the Emperor's Tianwei.Another unnamed young man who was full of ingenuity and ingenuity, but extremely stubborn, even took the emperor's Tianwei as a joke.However, thinking that the two senior brothers really had something special and solved many problems for his emperor and master, he felt a little better.

He took out the towel and handed it to Wuming, who was about to laugh. Without raising his head, Wuming took the towel and thanked him, then took it and wiped it on his face.

"Young master, do you think it's fun to tease the emperor? This is a serious crime of beheading, why don't you know how to be afraid?" Eunuch Fu couldn't help but asked.

Only now did Leng Jie see who was coming, and she coughed a few times before stopping her laughter.Then he said sternly: "Eunuch Fu, you can't talk nonsense? When has this young master teased the emperor? It was you who asked the question first, and I will answer truthfully. I only know that if I don't tell the truth to the emperor, I will commit deceitful deception." Is it a crime to answer truthfully? Since ancient times, it seems that only foolish kings and tyrants will kill innocent people indiscriminately! Does Mr. Fu think that our wise and mighty emperor is that kind of monarch?"

What does it mean to fight back, Mr. Fu has learned the lesson.Quickly retorted: "The old slave doesn't have that kind of thinking, our emperor is a wise master who cares about the people."

"Isn't that enough? Since he is the master, how could he not listen to the faithful advice?" Leng Jie said pointingly.

Knowing that what Wuming said was not the case, but Eunuch Fu was speechless.He just felt that no matter what he said, he would become the one who was unreasonable in the end.At this moment, he only regrets that he didn't control his stinky mouth.

It was really fun for Leng Jie to see the helpless and remorseful expression on Fu Gonggong's chubby face.So he stopped teasing him, and asked with a smile: "Is the father-in-law chasing Wuming here just to ask Wuming for his crimes?"

Only then did Eunuch Fu remember the purpose of his trip, he raised his big fat palm and slapped his fleshy forehead twice, suddenly said: "Oh! Look at my memory, how can I forget the business!"

Leng Jie didn't make a sound, still waiting with a smile on his face for the business to say.

Mr. Fu looked at Leng Jie with expectant eyes and said: "You don't know, many adults are now asking who is the little eunuch who stood next to the emperor in the early court? I will send a message to tell them that you are the new eunuch. His name is Xiao Mingzi. He is responsible for the daily life of the emperor. However, if someone with a heart finds out that the personal servant of the emperor will disappear. I am afraid that he will become suspicious, so the old slave is bold and wants to ask the son to go to the imperial study room tomorrow morning to avoid people Eyes and ears!"

Leng Jie thought about it, and felt that what he said was not unreasonable.Since it's a play, of course we have to do a full set.On the contrary, she will be able to leave the palace in half a month, and she can also use this time to practice calligraphy.So he nodded and said, "Yes, but it's only half a day. I'll be free after noon."

Eunuch Fu looked at Wuming in astonishment, and then plucked his ears as if asking, "Did I hear you right?" He had made a long-term lobbying plan.Didn't expect Mr. Wuming to agree so readily?

"You heard me right! Do you think I'm much easier to talk to than Senior Brother?" Leng Jie was amused by Eunuch Fu's expression, just as she also had a lot of things she wanted to ask from him.It's just that I haven't come across a suitable opportunity, so I said, "But you have to agree to one condition."

I knew it was not so easy to talk about!Eunuch Fu asked a little discouraged: "What conditions?"

"I'm so hungry now, you have to treat me to dinner and chat with me for a while. By the way, how do you want to persuade me?"

"My lord can read minds?" Eunuch Fu asked in astonishment.He was sure he hadn't expressed his thoughts just now.

"That's right! I know a lot of stuff! Don't try to bully me when I'm young and ignorant!" Leng Jie thought that this Maitreya-like Fu Gonggong was really fun.So, solemnly warned.

The master couldn't control it, and the brother was teased.Can a person who dares to scold even the emperor be bullied by others?It seems that the person who dared to bully him has not yet been born, right?In this way, Wuming's impression value in Fu Gonggong's heart has risen to the level of "little devil in the world".Eunuch Fu wants to treat this kind of "little evil spirit" by coaxing him along his hair.So he hurriedly agreed: "It's the old slave who didn't think carefully and made the young master starve. This old slave will order Bei Shan."

The autumn wind is rustling, the bright moon hangs in the sky, and the stars are shining brightly.

After a long wait for the nameless breeze to return.He decided to go to Fenglin to look for her, and by the way, see if her lightness kungfu has improved.But he searched the whole Fenglin and could not find her.I thought she had returned to the East Palace again, but wherever I looked, there was only that mad woman, and she was nowhere to be seen.

An inexplicable panic in Qingfeng's heart quickly spread to his whole body.Next, he went to the West Palace and the Compassion Palace to inquire secretly.Didn't hear anything special happened.So, he had no choice but to come to Longteng Palace to ask Xuanyuan to help find someone.

Unexpectedly, it happened that Ziying was helping Xuanyuan Yungong to heal his injuries.Qingfeng saw at a glance that he didn't listen to the advice, and acted recklessly.Although he was so angry that he didn't take his body seriously, he still couldn't turn around and leave without paying attention.So he didn't say anything, just sat down and worked with Ying to heal his wounds.

At the same time, in the moon-watching pavilion of Longteng Palace, two people, one fat and one thin, seem to be drinking and talking happily facing the moon.Of course, this is only a scene seen from a distance.

After filling her stomach, Leng Jie asked: "Eunuch Fu, the shadow guard next to the emperor is someone from the world!"

"Young master is really sharp! You can see it at a glance. He is the famous purple shadow thief in the Jianghu. His lightness kung fu is the best in the world, and it has reached the point of reaching the peak and reaching the peak of perfection. One" Xue Yin "It makes it even more weird. It is said that all the people in the Jianghu who have seen him have died." Mr. Fu was worried that Wuming would ask some weird questions, but when he saw that he was only curious about Ziying, he immediately let go of half of his guard.And answer with all my might.

'Blood Yin' is that dagger?No wonder he hated her so much when he heard that he was going to use it to clean up wounds.But with his ghostly skills, the light and flexible dagger is indeed a good weapon.Leng Jie continued to ask: "Then how did he become the emperor's shadow guard? Could it be that he was restrained by the emperor when he entered the palace to steal something?"

"Of course not, he is still half of the emperor's master! Half of the emperor's kung fu was learned by the former empress, and the other half was learned by Ying Daxia. I heard that Ying Daxia received the favor of the former empress when he was young. He That's why he stayed to protect the emperor. And he was not allowed to call him a master. But since the establishment of Longmen, he has spent most of his time dealing with affairs in the world."

Does Longmen have him to manage?Leng Jie suddenly felt like a deflated ball, feeling extremely bored.At the beginning, I heard the emperor talk about the situation of Longmen.He also witnessed him being chased and killed by the man in black.She always thought that the emperor himself was managing Longmen.That's why she thought that as long as the emperor didn't leave the palace, Longmen must be a leaderless situation.

At that time, she thought that she would have to find a job after leaving the palace anyway, so she wanted to find something she would never do.Why don't you just go back to your old profession and become an ancient spy.With her professional knowledge, maybe she can build a super intelligence network in this backward ancient times?That's why she denounced the emperor again, and offered advice and suggestions to deliberately attract the emperor's attention.Then it took countless saliva to convince the emperor to let her go to Longmen.But now that she knows that there is such a famous personage in Longmen who is sitting there, will she still go?She had to seriously and carefully consider this question again.

Eunuch Fu didn't understand why Wuming suddenly looked dark.Seeing him biting a chicken wing like chewing wax, he thought the dish was not to his liking.Immediately took a piece of stewed beef and put it in his bowl.

Leng Jie realized her gaffe, and calmed down.Discard the chicken bones.He took a sip of the wine.Put another piece of beef into his mouth, eat it with relish, and ask in surprise: "The former queen has martial arts? It's so powerful!"

As soon as the first queen was mentioned, Eunuch Fu immediately showed an expression of admiration on his face, and then he asked in surprise: "Young master, you don't even know this, do you? The ancient romance between the first emperor and the most beautiful woman in the martial arts, Fairy Zixia, But it shocked the government and the public, caused a sensation in the martial arts world, and is well-known to everyone, young and old."

"Then may I ask which year is the old man talking about?" Leng Jie deliberately imitated Fu Gonggong's tone and asked back.

"Uh! The Emperor's Double Ten this year, and the Crown Prince's last year, so it should be 22 years ago." Mr. Fu did the calculation seriously.

"My son is only sixteen. How could he know what happened 22 years ago?" Leng Jie asked with a smile.Seeing Eunuch Fu's suddenly enlightened expression, Leng Jie asked again: "Who is the prince?"

(End of this chapter)