Alien landlady

Chapter 215 Not Hide Well
"Okay, okay, I'll give it back to you." Farrell threw the swinging stick on the sofa in the wind, "Why are you so nervous?"

"Do you understand the rules? Why do you take other people's weapons?" Bai Tongtong withdrew the magic, grabbed the stick and checked it, then put the stick back into the ring.

"The curiosity of a magician, you know."

Bai Tongtong rolled her eyes and despised him, "I think you have the habit of spying on others for many years."

"Well, you can say that too."

"I'll beat you to death! Come down, if you're a man, go outside and have a good time! You've been teasing me for so long, I must teach you a lesson today!"

"I'm a man, but you're not, so don't hit me."

"You're scared?"

"The aggressive method is useless to me. I'm tired of using this trick on others, my dear school girl."

"Don't be too complacent, someone will take care of you one day!"

"I have been waiting for many years, unfortunately, I have not waited so far."

"I want to sue! I want to tell the principal and Master Jules, I want to tell all the ministers and Your Majesty, you bullied me!"

"Okay, no problem, just sue casually, anyway, I'm a man and I don't suffer, and then you become a national joke. Baron Salter, Madam, the branch president of the Magician's Guild in Fort Town, because in the conversation with the chief clerk Suffered and sued around like a child."

"...you have the guts!"

Farrell returned a wistful smile.

"I'm quitting, I'm resigning, I'm going to settle down in another country." Bai Tongtong walked towards the door while thinking.

"Stop!" Farrell, who was still smug just now, landed helplessly, "You're using this killer trick again."

"The most effective, of course it should be used often, otherwise what should I do if I'm unfamiliar with it." Bai Tongtong held her head up, confidently.

"A discussion?"

"You want me to beat you up?"

"No slap in the face?"

"You're so handsome, I wouldn't want to break it." Bai Tongtong grinned grinningly, snapping his knuckles.

Farrell only had time to grab a cushion, and Bai Tongtong threw himself on the sofa with both hands and feet, picking out the most vulnerable parts of the human body and pounding hard.

Outside the morning room, the servants wanted to stick their ears into the wall to eavesdrop. The two of them were arguing so loudly that the thick door panels could not block the sound. They vaguely understood that the man had played tricks on his master. Hearing his screams from inside, the servants felt very relieved, thinking that he deserved it.

The two rolled from the sofa to the ground. Farrell hugged his head on the cushion. There were pains all over his body, especially his chest and stomach several times. Every time he took a breath, it hurt.

Bai Tongtong was finally tired from the fight, she stopped panting for breath, her joints were red, she pushed back the hair hanging on her forehead, and glanced at Farrell who had turned into a dead dog.

"Get up, don't pretend to be dead, I didn't hit hard."

"Oh my God, you beat me so hard and you didn't hit hard." Farrell slowly got up holding the mat, his usual neat hairstyle was messed up, and he sat on the ground leaning on the sofa, feeling the corners of his mouth wet After wiping it, a red mark was left on the palm of my hand, "I vomited blood, and you beat me out of my internal injuries."

Bai Tongtong looked down and added another kick, "Come on, it's obvious that you bit your mouth."

"It once again proves how ruthless you are, otherwise I would bite my mouth. This is an expression of extreme restraint and patience."

"Bah! It's like screaming like your balls have been cut, so be patient."

"This further fully demonstrates the viciousness of your attack, and you finally screamed when you couldn't bear it."

"You can talk like that with a broken mouth! Why didn't you bite off your tongue and swallow it?"

"Look at how ruthless you are, you actually want me to self-mutilate and become dumb."

"Anyway, I did all the bad things, you are the most innocent, right?"

"Of course, the servants who eavesdropped outside testified that you were the one who beat me from the beginning to the end, and I didn't fight back even once."

"I'm going! I have to beat you again! You can count that I will beat you once, but you never expect that I will beat you a second time!"

"It was agreed to only hit once!" Farrell grabbed the cushion and hugged it to his chest.

"You are now on my turf."

"Tomorrow you will be on my territory. You will be on my territory for a month, and I can deal with you as I want, and I will make you hard to tell."

"Are you so powerful?"

"of course."

"Okay, I can afford to hide if I can't mess with you, I'll resign and go to settle in a foreign country." Bai Tongtong stood up straight, turning around as if to leave.

"You're here again, threatening me again." Farrell was helpless and speechless.

"You eat this set."

"The same trick won't work if you use it too much."

"Unless you have other alternatives." Bai Tongtong shook his head, not satisfied.

"You still said that I bullied you. It is clear that you took advantage of the weakness of the people of the whole country. You bullied everyone in the country by yourself." Farrell rubbed his shoulders and threw a healing spell to himself. After the white light dissipated, he clicked Everything is gone.

"If you want to say that, I have no objection."

"You are the master of madness." Farrell stood up from the ground and straightened his clothes and hair.

"No, no, you are too humble. You are much better than me. You have a lot of tricks. You have been leading me by the nose since you came in."

"That's not the case. Even though I have various ideas, you defeated me with just one sentence." Farrell picked up the cushions on the floor, patted the dust and threw them back on the sofa. He leaned crookedly on one armrest, stretched Legs, chest wide open, a comfortable posture of being your own territory.

"It's so rare that I can gain the upper hand on you. In the end, I'm still at a disadvantage."

"Then how about the two of us working together to make others suffer?"

"Ha! We finally got to the point!" Bai Tongtong slapped Farrell's foot stretched out on the other side of the sofa, and she sat on the armrest, "At the price of beating me up, I will form an alliance with you .”

Farrell smiled as acquiescence.

"What's in it for me?"

"The benefits are temporarily invisible, but if you don't cooperate with me, the disadvantages will be obvious."

"what?"

"Don't forget that magicians and churches are mortal enemies. They did some assassination plans in the past. Not every time you offended too many people to take revenge. They hope to kill you before you become a big threat, but they always It didn’t work. Now that you have made a contract, they will not let you live. How can a servant of God deserve to have power similar to God’s? The so-called messenger is actually a pet of God. It is written in the scriptures, and children know it.”

"So I have to thank you for watching me for so long?"

"Just say thank you."

Bai Tongtong only gave two middle fingers.

"Don't hesitate, besides, you don't have a good choice."

"Will you promise to share all information with me?"

"As long as it's about you, I promise."

"But what good is it to you to ally with me?"

"The good thing for me is that I can sit in this seat for a longer period of time. You don't know that my seat will be pried once every year at the General Assembly, even though they know it's useless to pry it. In fact, His Majesty's approval is required to change people, and I You are doing well so far, Your Majesty has no plans to change people, but it is annoying to be tossed about by boring villains once a year."

"Hmph, I knew that the chief clerk is actually an intelligence officer in private. The clerk is inconspicuous, but the chief clerk is very enviable. However, if the news spreads, it will mean that my political stance has been made public. ?”

"The chief clerk's request is politically neutral. The two of us joined hands to show that you are also neutral. This is in your best interest. You now have great power. Those nobles are afraid that you will tend to their political enemies. In contrast, everyone would rather you remain neutral."

"I thought being neutral meant being incapable of competing for interests with others."

"Neutrals without strength are like this. You and I don't belong to this rank."

"It is."

"How? Decided to form an alliance with me?"

"Do you have any other allies?"

"Does Your Majesty count?"

"You are so loyal!"

"Because I love my country."

"Okay, you won. I'll form an alliance with you." Bai Tongtong stretched out his right hand to Farrell.

Farrell jumped up from the sofa, reached out to shake Bai Tongtong's hand, "I knew you would weigh it clearly."

Just as the two of them shook hands, Ah Huang's roar suddenly came from outside the window, followed by surging elemental fluctuations, instantly entering the state of a sub-adult shadowless cat encountering a strong enemy.

"Huh? That's terrible!" Farrell hurriedly turned around and rushed to the window to check the situation outside.

Bai Tongtong followed, and found that Ah Huang was fighting with a canine with a vague figure, and the crow above his head was also joining in the fun, setting fires non-stop, the grass was burned black in patches, and the elements of the three animals intertwined fluctuated , there is one that clearly belongs to the wind system.

Bai Tongtong didn't bother to understand why the animals were beating so fiercely all of a sudden, she erected a huge magic barrier to protect the guild buildings first.

"That's Harding?!" The speed of the three animals is very fast, and they are all guys who are good at teleportation.

"Well, it's Harding." Farrell clicked his tongue with some headaches.

"Why is Harding's appearance different?"

"Well, it has a unique fighting shape."

"Bullshit! In my opinion, Harding is not an instant wolf at all, it is the most advanced phantom wolf!" Bai Tongtong jumped up with a ferocious expression and pinched Farrell's neck, "I'll strangle you to death! Is this the attitude of an ally? ? There is such a powerful monster hidden in it!"

Farrell circled around the sofa table in the morning room to avoid Bai Tongtong's evil hands, "I'll talk about this later, we have to stop them first, otherwise Harding will be exposed!"

Bai Tongtong stomped her feet in resentment, but she had to admit that Farrell was right, the most urgent thing was to stop them from fighting. It would be a trivial matter to tear down the entire Fabao Town if two top monsters fought.

Bai Tongtong went back to the window and opened it, "That's enough! Ah Huang! He Wu! Come back!"

The crow immediately stopped setting fire and flew into the room through the window first.Ah Huang roared a few times reluctantly, stopped attacking and returned to the window.

【It's a phantom wolf!It is phantom wolf!We have all been lied to! 】Ah Huang groaned aggrievedly.

"Good boy. If it weren't for the phantom wolf, how could it be a draw every time it fights with you. It's only because we are inexperienced and haven't found any doubts for so long." Bai Tongtong leaned out and stroked Ah Huang's head to comfort it.

Harding also ran to the window at this time. In its real form, it was an elegant big blue wolf. Its body shape was similar to that of Ah Huang. It was strong and streamlined. Bai Tongtong has the illusion that it is the wind, but in fact, he can touch its warm nose and silky and thick fur with his hand.

"Stop playing, go and appease your servants, they must be terrified, Harding is here, wait for you to come back and play with it."

Harding rolled his eyes at Farrell, and sold it so quickly, it would cost a lot of money to win over the cat's pal.

　The last day of 2013, happy new year everyone!Happy holidays!
　　
　
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