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Chapter 3 Elvis Presley
Everyone knows that I like animals since I was a child.After entering the student class, this hobby has been subject to unprecedented restrictions.Living in school, there is no such condition for you to keep pets, and the teacher will not let you.As soon as I returned home after graduating in three years, this hobby resumed.At that time, the family raised a squirrel and a cat.At that time, raising cats was not like now. They paid attention to rare and rare bloodlines.All households raise ordinary domestic cats, and the ones that are a bit particular are nothing more than raccoon cats, three-color cats, hydrangeas, and snow-treading cats.I like my cat very much, pure black, short hair, no stray hairs at all.The two yellow eyes are particularly eye-catching. Although the breed is not rare, it was not easy to find at that time.The appearance of this cat brought another little Jiujiuer to my heart... Now I have a pure black cat at home, if I can find another pure white cat, the two together, black and white, would be great! !Everything has to be played differently from others, right?

It's a coincidence that heaven fulfills people's wishes.Not long after I had this idea, one day, Teacher Zhang Chengfeng called me.

This is 1985. At that time, not to mention mobile phones, there were no telephones at home.No matter how urgent it is, if you want to make a phone call, you have to walk for more than ten minutes to the small shop at the entrance of the alley to use the public phone.The same is true for incoming calls. The owner of the small shop can pass it on for you, but the other party has to tell the person who I am looking for, who is my name, and who is my name. Please tell him: I miss him! ——Of course, don't pretend to be a grandson for such a trivial matter!Let's talk when we meet!This is what I mean, if the matter is simple, I will send you a message, if the matter is complicated, I will ask you to answer or return the call, anyway, there must be someone waiting on both sides of the call.So there was nothing serious not to call at that time.

Let's get down to business!That day the caller came and told me: "Yu Qian, go answer the phone and say it's your teacher!" I ran to the small shop, but the phone didn't hang up.Picking it up, it was Teacher Zhang Chengfeng. After a few pleasantries, Teacher Zhang said: "Yu Qian, I know you like small animals. I have a cat here. Do you want it? A friend gave it to me. I kept it for a while, but now because of If you can’t raise it for other reasons, you want you to take it away!”

Because I had this idea in my mind before, when I heard what he said, I asked, "What cat?"

"A white cat. My cat friend said it was a Persian cat, but I didn't look like it. Shouldn't a Persian cat have one blue and one yellow eye? This cat has both yellow eyes and short hair. But Well, she's smart and clever! I've raised her for more than half a year, and I'm amiable! Now it's eight months old, and I understand everything..."

Teacher Zhang was still chattering about the cat on the other end of the phone, but I interrupted before he finished speaking: "Mr. Zhang, I want this cat. Don't give it to others. I'll get it tomorrow afternoon! "

When I hung up the phone, I thought, this is God's will, this is blessing, this is what should be done, and this is what should be done.If you want to eat ice, you will have hailstones, whatever you want!And it came so timely, so appropriate, so as I wanted, so just right!You think, a pure black, short hair, yellow eyes, a pure white, short hair, yellow eyes, isn't this a black and white double evil created in heaven?Fortunately, it's not a Persian cat. Why would I want that thing?One blue eye and one yellow eye?Black and white double evil, this white evil got glass flowers?This is outrageous!If this is the case, I still don’t want it anymore... The more I think about it, the more I am satisfied, and the more I think about it, the happier I am. I quickly called the monitor of our student class and my best brother Lian, and asked him to come to my house tomorrow afternoon and go with me. Mr. Zhang's house fetches a cat.

Unexpectedly, this decision of mine led to the most memorable and legendary experience in my history of raising cats.

Brother Lian came to my house after lunch the next day.After chatting for a while, the two brothers went straight to Teacher Zhang's house.Nowadays, pets are very important, and the round-trip transportation is a pet box, which saves trouble and worry.Where were such good conditions then?Whoever gives a cat or a dog, no matter how far away it is, they will always hug and go home!So neither of us brought anything, so we went empty-handed.

Teacher Zhang lives in an old-fashioned tube building near Hufang Bridge.The old lady was very happy when she knocked on the door and saw the two of us.One is that it has been a long time, and the other is that it is the first time to be a guest at home. The teacher made tea and poured water, and made a fuss, which made the two of us students feel a little restless.After finally getting down to earth, and chatting about some homely things, the topic turned to cats.While speaking, the teacher opened the door of the inner room and let out a little white cat from inside.

When the kitten came out of the house and saw a stranger, it immediately got under the sofa and hid without waiting for the owner to come and hug it.Teacher Zhang was happy, and said: "Look, it's a recognition of life! It's okay, you sit down, drink water, let's talk about ours, it will be fine in a while!" Sure enough, we chatted for more than ten minutes, and it cautiously walked away He got out from under the sofa, and as soon as he showed his head, Teacher Zhang grabbed him and held him in his arms. While stroking his hair, he introduced this little pet in a loving tone. "Look! That's it, isn't it beautiful? We look very energetic! It's a little tomcat, one year old in four months, look at the dirt under the sofa! What are you afraid of? You're still there in a while." You have to go with them! Look at its little eyes, it is so smart, it understands everything you say, its eyes are full of drama!..." I don't know whether this set of words is said to the cat or to us .Most people who love animals are like this. Raising a pet as a member of the family is extremely anthropomorphic.Communication is also in human language, as if it can really understand it.Talk to it for a while, talk to you for a while, and sometimes make a mess, making you want to squat under the sofa.

Teacher Zhang put the kitten on the ground while talking. At this time, the little guy was already over nervous, staring at the owner, ready to start playing.After all, it is only eight months old, and it is still a kitten!Teacher Zhang also understood what it meant, so he picked up a newspaper roll on the sofa and started teasing it.This tease made both of us brothers look stupid, looked at each other, and laughed out loud!The old lady didn't know why, she looked up at us and asked, "What's the matter? What are you two brothers enjoying?" We couldn't hold back our laughter for a moment, and said while laughing: "Mr. Is it a play? This is a play in your eyes! You have to demonstrate this early in class and we have already learned it. This is definitely walking with the eye, seeing the hand, and the cat is there! Don’t tell me What do you do? You can guess what you do by teasing the cat!" Teacher Zhang also laughed when he heard what we said, and said: "You two brats, play cymbals with the teacher, right? You will be punished when the class is about to start It will take an hour!" He said as he picked up the cat again.

At this time, I took a closer look at the cat, and it was really beautiful, with a snow-white body, a tiger head and a tiger brain, and two yellow eyes that were very energetic.Exactly what I wanted!I said in my heart that it was beautiful, and I already fell in love with it in my heart.I made a small good-natured joke with the teacher, taking advantage of the laughter in the room, it was time to retreat as soon as I saw it.I lost no time and said to Teacher Zhang: "Then you are busy, we are leaving. We will come to see you when we are free!" Teacher Zhang also followed my words and said: "Okay, go back early, don't let the family worry. "

"Then how do I get the cat?" At this critical moment, the unlucky Brother Lian said, "It's okay, I'll just carry it back." After saying this, Brother Lian stepped forward and stretched out his hands to catch the cat .Hearing that he was going to leave immediately, Teacher Zhang didn't think there was anything wrong with it, after all, most people were like this at that time.Just before leaving, she wanted to say goodbye to her favorite little pet that she had kept for many days, so she turned around the cat, let the cat's face rush towards her own, and said lovingly and slightly sadly: "OK Go! Let’s go! Be obedient when you go to someone’s house, don’t piss all over the world in the house! Eat well, don’t be so protective of food, do you hear me? Go!” After finishing speaking, put the cat’s body Turning his face away, he pinched under the cat's forelegs with both hands, and was about to hand it to Brother Lian.

At this time, I suddenly felt that the state of the cat had changed!I don't know if it felt that we were going to leave the house, or if I really understood Teacher Zhang's words. Anyway, when the teacher turned it around, it struggled a few times without breaking free, and then stretched the two legs to the maximum extent. One hind leg didn't move, and panic appeared in both eyes.I was the only one who observed the reaction at this moment, because Teacher Zhang couldn't see the front of the cat at this time, and Brother Lian was saying goodbye to Teacher Zhang while picking up the cat, so he didn't pay attention to the cat at all.In addition, based on Brother Lian's understanding of pets, even if he saw them, he wouldn't find anything unusual.Just when he took the cat and was about to hug it to his chest, the kitten stretched out its two front paws, hooked the front of his shirt with its pointed nails, and hooked the hem of his shirt with its two rear paws. , It hung on brother Lian's clothes in an instant, but he couldn't take it off if he wanted to.Brother Lian wanted to pull it out, but the cat's four paws caught on the shirt and couldn't move it, so it had to be hugged back.At this time, Teacher Zhang and I hurried forward to help to remove the cat's paws from the shirt, but who would have thought that the cat's speed was much faster than ours, and the nails on its paws could be retracted freely, so it could do whatever it wanted.While Brother Lian was holding it back with his hands that were pulling his shirt, it grabbed hold of its four claws a few times and wanted to climb up.Brother Lian was afraid that it would run away, so he hugged the cat subconsciously. When he hugged the cat still, the kitten was already on his shoulder.Two hind legs pushed on his chest, two front paws grabbed his back tightly, and his body crawled on his shoulders.This is because he hugged the cat's body tightly, otherwise he would have jumped from his shoulders to the ground and ran away without a trace.

At this moment, after a few actions, the cat finally stopped running, but don't think that we have the upper hand, in fact it is the opposite!Don't forget, it's summer, people only wear a shirt with meat inside!With this set of combinations, blood was seen on Brother Lian's chest and back at that time. Although it would not be said that the blood was profuse, but these few blood spots were obvious, and the blood stains came out from the shirt at that time.

Things have suddenly changed to the present, forming a frozen stalemate.The cat thought it couldn't run away when it was held down, and seeing that it was relatively safe lying on the shoulders of people, it temporarily stopped moving.Brother Lian wants to move but dare not move.It took only a few seconds to be caught like this, and finally the cat calmed down, and then moved again?Isn't it bad luck?In fact, the bad luck just now was also found by myself.Teacher Zhang and I hurriedly reached out to hug the cat off his shoulders, but brother Lian quickly stopped us: "Don't move! Don't move! You can't take it off, you are holding it on my shirt! You move, and it will toss again and again. I will become a melon!"

"Then you can't just let it stay here! How do you go now?"

"Let's go like this. It's not far from home anyway. It's only a few stops by car. Teacher Zhang, find me a rope and tie it gently around the cat's neck. If it wants to jump off, don't let it run away. Find an old dress, open it up and put it on my shoulders, and cover it up with the cat, so that it won’t be afraid to go outside and make trouble again. When I get home in a while, no matter how it gets down, it’s just a matter of jumping into the river and closing my eyes! Let’s not stay with you Here's the delay!" Good fellow, he gave himself up!
That's the only way to go, I can't move now!Teacher Zhang tied the rope according to his instructions, and handed the other end to him.I took another thick coat to cover the cat, and I couldn't get my hands in. I watched everything was ready, and Brother Lian walked out of Teacher Zhang's house as steadily as a lady.Why are you still so steady?He dare not be unstable!In case the little ancestor on the shoulder is startled, there will be a few more blood spots on his body!

Even so, the cat didn't let him off lightly. Ever since Teacher Zhang sent us out of the building door with all kinds of worries, until we both walked into the gate of my house with the cat in our arms.Along the way, brother Lian went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships like Tang Seng to get the truth, but I knew that he would do things for me like a Buddha, and when he was in trouble, I just stood by him and didn't help. I feel like a grandson!
But having said that, I really can't get my hands in it!You said that I took the cat and I hugged it, and I had to toss for a while before I hugged it. This toss may not determine how many injuries will be added to Brother Lian's body!Well, make do with it!
But when I entered the house, I was in a dilemma, and it was also an old problem that has always plagued us-how to get the cat off my shoulders.It's still brother Lian, one year older is one year old, thinking about problems is comprehensive.In addition, it may be that he has been thinking about this matter all the way, after all, he has suffered this crime, and he is more anxious than anyone else.After entering the door, he asked me to close the door first, and then gently took off the clothes covering the shoulders and the cat, so that the cat could temporarily stabilize after seeing the new environment, and at the same time asked me to untie the rope tied around the cat's neck.After a while, he slowly squatted on the ground and gently let go of the hands holding the cat.The little cat felt that the hands that were holding him were no longer using force, and at the same time, he had a certain understanding of the new surrounding environment. He slowed down, jumped off Brother Lian's shoulders with a swish, and got into it in the blink of an eye. under the bed.But with this jump, Brother Lian suffered another injury!

At this time, Brother Lian was not as stable as before. He hurriedly stood up beside him, took off his shirt and scolded: "Damn, but I'm going down, it hurts me to death!" Look at what the cat looks like. After entering the house, I didn't see the cat. When I saw Brother Lian's blood-stained demeanor, I was shocked. I hurriedly gathered around to ask about the situation.Only then did I take a closer look at Brother Lian's chest and back.How miserable!There are more than ten or twenty of the long and short blood paths, and the rule is that the short ones are deep and the long ones are shallow.In addition, there are many bleeding points, no need to ask, this is caused by the tip of the cat's nail directly piercing into the flesh, and I have goose bumps all over my body.Distressed and complaining: "You can really bear it, why don't you talk?"

Brother Lian smiled wryly and said: "What did I say, I can't move anymore, come on! It's better to get home early than anything else!" While everyone was treating the injury, they also understood the situation clearly, and the whole family began to criticize me: "Just You have so many moths, you have to play black and white. Are you hugging yourself upside down? See if you scratch your brother!"

"Why don't you want to take a cardboard box? How can you come back with such a hug!"

"Why don't you take it over and exchange it? How much you have to suffer in this way!" Every word you said, he rushed to me.When I saw it, there was no room for me to explain it, so I just stopped talking and listened!
Everyone was talking, and the topic slowly turned to cats.Grandma asked: "Didn't you bring it back? Where's the cat?" Brother Lian quickly stood up and helped me out: "Oh, I got under the bed as soon as I entered the house. Grandma, let's go and eat, I'm hungry."

Grandma hurriedly said: "Yes, it's time, let's go eat, everything is done!"

Several aunts and uncles hugged Brother Lian and went to the east room for dinner, and said as they walked, "Yes, forget about the cat, let's eat first. It will come out by itself after a while!"

Hey!You can guess the following situation ten times and you can't guess it: it will come out in a while?This cat stays under the bed for half a year!
You want to say that the cat hasn't come out in the past six months?Not really.The food and water given to it decreased every morning, indicating that it came out to eat and drink at night.I moved the litter box prepared for it under the bed, and I can see it defecate every day when cleaning it up.But the whole family hasn’t seen it outside the bed for more than half a year. Sometimes I’m curious, and when I lay down on the floor and lift the sheet to look under the bed, I can always see it hiding in the corner close to the inside, looking at me in horror with eyes and mouth Make a hissing sound and show me.I thought to myself at the time, anyway, the cat is in the house, how can you not get old?It will be fine someday.

I couldn’t wait for this day, and finally one day I was reading a book in the room, and a white shadow flickered in front of my eyes, and a cat’s head appeared beside the bed.Taking a closer look, I can no longer recognize this white cat that I brought back with my own hands... Oh, I was wrong, it was the white cat that I saw Brother Lian bring back with my own hands.When it came, it was an eight-month-old juvenile cat, and it was immature in all aspects.It's different now, pure lad!Male characteristics are extremely obvious.First of all, let me say that this head is surprisingly big, with a thick head and a thick head, with a full face and bulging cheeks.A pair of yellow eyes are piercing, and a pair of beard steel needles are embedded on both sides of its thick upper lip.It is said that when a cat catches a mouse, if it encounters a gap in the hole and the mouse gets in, the cat will use its own beard as the standard to measure the opening of the hole, and when the beard passes, the whole cat can get in.This cat, this beard is going to pass, maybe even a dog can get in!The whole body is half as long as before, plump and round, covered with flesh.The four claws are thick and the height is bright.A long and powerful tail is dragged behind, and the white hairs on it stand upright and never fall down.I haven't seen Elvis Presley, and that's all I can think of.Until now, among all the cats I have raised and seen, there is really no one more powerful than it!
When the cat saw me from under the bed, its movements froze for a moment, and I was afraid that it would be a problem to scare it back and lie under the bed for another half a year, so I didn't dare to make any other movements, but the eyes met it. watching.After a few seconds of stalemate, it saw that there was no danger, lowered its head, kept its eyes fixed on me, and walked out from under the bed in a half-prostrate state.Next to the bed is a wine cabinet. The wine cabinet used to be a table with three drawers. Next to the table was an old small square stool with a washbasin on it, which was used for washing hands when going out and in.About two meters ahead is the door.At that time, I lived in a bungalow, a room with half a kang, and the furniture was squeezed together and placed against the wall. It walked along the wall, passed through the wine cabinet, three-drawer table, and went to lie down under the square stool. I moved away from here, looking straight up at the door.Seeing this, you have to ask, why are you looking up at the door?You may not live like this. In the past, the lower half of the door of a bungalow was made of solid wood, and the upper half was made of four small pieces of glass, so only the upper half could transmit light.If someone comes outside or there is any movement, you can see it from the upper part of the door.

The cat lay there for about half an hour, motionless, showing no intention of coming out.I'm so embarrassed, I dare not move it if it doesn't move, for fear of startling it.But it's not a problem to spend it like this!So I carefully got up and moved towards the door with the slowest movement and the smallest amplitude.I thought, go out first, put yourself in the house and be quiet for a while, knowing that there is no danger, you will probably be able to move freely.But although my movements were very gentle, from the moment I stood up, it turned its head and fixed its eyes on me.I deliberately didn't look at it, adjusted my movements back to normal, and walked straight towards the door.Most animals are like this. Looking at each other means a challenge, and it means that you have plans for it. Otherwise, it will be much less wary of you.This trick really worked, at least it didn't run away in fright, but it still looked at me nervously until I pushed the door to go out, but when I walked past it, I heard a "hiss" from under the square stool, other It is not known whether the intention was to drive away or to demonstrate, but I felt that this sound was just a formality.

I forget how long it took, but when I entered the room again, it was no longer under the square stool, and I looked down under the bed, and it wasn't there either.I was wondering, when I looked up, I saw it sitting on the windowsill and looking down at me.The back window of the bungalow is small and high, I don't know how it got there.The tension in the eyes is still there.Anyway, it's free running!

Since then, the cat's daily life trajectory has been these three points and one line, either under the bed or under the stool, there is no such thing, you can just look for it on the window sill, there must be one.

In this way, another half year passed.This cat is raised, and I can't touch it, let alone hug it. I don't have any emotional communication. It's just a cat in a family.After more than a year, the family has also gotten used to it.

In addition to the bed, wine cabinet, and three-drawer table in the west room, there is a single bed and a large wardrobe on the opposite wall.Once these things are placed against the wall in a hut of more than ten square meters, there is basically no room by the wall. Usually, if you want to sit, you can only sit on the edge of the bed.There is an old-fashioned rattan chair in the middle of the room, with a thin cotton cushion on it, which is relatively comfortable, and it is the special seat for grandma.At some point, the cat took a fancy to this place and often lay down on the chair.At first when people came, they jumped down to hide for a while, but then they stopped hiding altogether.After that, not only do you not hide, but if you sit for a long time, it will give you a paw every time you get bored, and catch you away.Since then, the place has largely belonged to it.Sometimes people sit on the chair well, it jumps up, you kindly make room for it to lie next to you, within 10 minutes, it starts to paw, the claw strength is definitely not Just kidding, really ruthless!As time goes on, as long as it comes to this place, people will leave.Don't make the old man angry!
This Cold War finally took a turn for the better.One day, I was drinking tea and reading a book in the house, when the door opened, Lao Wu came in.The fifth child is also a classmate of our student class. He learns cross talk, and in the later stage, he also focuses on singing.Not only do we have something in common professionally, but we also get along very well in daily life.Beijing dialect describes it as being able to urinate into a pot.So our relationship is very good, how good is it?Let's put it this way, there is an old saying that familiarity is unreasonable, and it is about this kind of relationship.There is no good thing to say when we meet, and the greetings are basically scolding.Because the relationship is too familiar and the relationship is too good, so in the following conversation, there will be a lot of dirty words, please forgive me.We are not simply swearing for the sake of swearing, but these dirty words represent a kind of intimacy and a kind of affection.A relationship of gnashing of teeth without scolding enough to be indignant.

Brother Wu can be regarded as a remarkable figure among my classmates. He loves to put on airs and is easy to put on airs.It may be because I studied well when I was a child, which caused me to like to explain some reason to people no matter where I go when I grow up, and I take myself seriously.Of course, if we go with others, can this be tolerated among our classmates?Often when we are solemnly trying to spread some knowledge to you, let us put him in the mud with a word, without saving any face.This is also a simple and effective way to treat such a good teacher.

As soon as Lao Wu entered the room, we were laughing and cursing while he sat on the rattan chair casually.Since the cat wasn't on the rattan chair at the time, I didn't care.He often comes to play at home, and he also knows that there is a white cat at home, but he has never seen it.The conversation between the two of us became more and more lively. At this time, the cat came down from the back window sill.It jumped to the wine cabinet in one step, from the wine cabinet to the three-drawer table, from the three-drawer table to the bed, from the bed to the floor, and then went straight to the rattan chair.Seeing this scene, I secretly laughed in my heart, okay, wait for it to go up and give you two paws, let me have fun, if I don’t grab you and jump up, I will raise it for more than a year in vain.I watched the cat's behavior while I was chatting, and what happened next, I was so fucking pissed off.

The cat walked up to the wicker chair, jumped onto the chair with a small jump.The fifth child didn't care when he saw a cat coming up, and reached out to pet the cat while talking, stroking the cat's fur from head to tail.After stroking it twice, I even reached out to tickle the cat under its chin!We don't even dare to think about it at ordinary times, it must play with your life.I saw that the momentum was wrong, this gesture was too dangerous, I just wanted to remind him not to do this, this cat scratches people.Before the words came out, look at the cat again, its head was stuck on the cotton pad, its body turned over, its four paws were facing the sky, and it was enjoying it motionlessly! ——Animals are like this. Once they show their belly to you, there are only two meanings: one, it means surrender; two, they have no guard against you at all.This is so strange!I've raised it for more than a year, but I didn't dare to touch it. This grandson met him once, but he actually bowed his head and listened to his ear. I can't believe it!

I was very surprised and said: "Yo! How can it be so good with you?"

This girl is also awkward when talking to me: "Why the hell does it treat me badly? I didn't abuse it!"

I was anxious at the time: "Grandson! I abused it? It eats, drinks, and treats it every day. I haven't touched it until now. It's been more than a year! Even a child bride can fucking consummate the house!"

After hearing this, Lao Wu was so beautiful that he almost lost his mind, and deliberately angered me: "That deserves it! This is called fate!"

I was really angry, but I wasn't really angry, the main reason was that I couldn't figure it out.At that time, he scolded: "Look at you! You are so happy! Don't you have a fate with it! You take it away!"

Ho!Hearing this, he reasoned: "Take it away, just take it away! Just two days ago, our old lady said that she wanted to hug a cat to keep her to relieve boredom!" He really stretched out his hand to hug the cat. I got up and put it on my chest, like hugging a child.The same goes for this cat, with its head leaning on its chest and its elbows, with a happy expression on its face, I'll go!Is this finding true love?Get out now!Go home and get married!Stop dangling in front of my eyes!
Lao Wu saw that the cat looked like this, it was even more beautiful, and there was no room for him in the room: "How about it? Look! This is called good! Hey, tell grandma, I won't eat at home, and send the cat back quickly !"

"Grandson! Are you still thinking about eating? You haven't been smoked yet! Hurry up and go!" - You see, this is not a matter of disappearance, it's a good cat, and someone raised it!
Let's talk about Nao Nao Nao Nao, after all, I have been raising him for more than a year, so I still have feelings.Ever since my fifth brother took the cat away, I still miss it. Fortunately, we often visit each other's houses, and we can always see each other.Every time I go to his place, I bring a little treat for the cat or something.

In other words, this cat and his family are really destined, so I can't accept it.Ever since he entered his house, his mother and his sister have hugged and rubbed as much as they said, rubbing whatever they want. When he was crazy about playing with the cat, the two of them rolled all over the floor!The whole family loves it so much.have to!This can be regarded as finding a good family, so I won't suffer here!
To say that this person is also cheap!The cat was taken away by someone, and I was always worried about it.Within a few months, I thought that this cat was almost two years old, and it was time to find a wife. Such a good cat should be kept as a seed!You see, it's not my fault.So I asked someone to ask around, who has a good female cat, and wants a white one, which is of good quality.Right!

When I spread the wind, I attracted a god-man, who was not an outsider. He was my cross talk partner at the time. This kid was half a year younger than me. He was of medium height, with a square face, a big mouth, and looked very energetic. It's just talking like clouds and fog, blowing and blowing.The person gave him the nickname: Taoist Master Liu Xun.This is named after his resemblance to Taoist Liu Xun who took in a bunch of hairs in the mountain temple in the movie "Lin Hai Xue Yuan".But this Taoist priest is not a bad person, warm-hearted, and I am both a child and a partner, needless to say the relationship.

When he heard that I was going to find a wife for the cat, he came to his senses at that time: "Brother, did it take so much effort? What's wrong with you? Find me!"

I rolled my eyes and said, "Looking for you? Are you suitable or can you find me?" I was even more impolite when talking to him. First, he was younger than me, and second, he was a partner, so the relationship was closer. If you are more polite, you will appear to be born.

The good thing is that he doesn't argue with me either, and they both eat this way! "Brother, you are out of control! You don't know, we have a white cat in our neighborhood, or a purebred Persian cat. Damn, I even went to their house! That's my sister, I'll see you tomorrow Go and have a look, she wants to agree, we will take our male cats over when the cats are troubled, and we will raise them with them for two days at most, and we will bring them back when they are matched! Let's just pick one and raise it, and don't expect it to make money. What do you think?"

"You see! You're right, it's doable."

"What's your name? How many cats do you have now? It's not like you don't know, we have three cats! I always go out, but I don't know how to come back. I go out to look for cats almost every night. I know who keeps what kind of cats in our area!"

I'm at a loss for words when he says that, indeed, mother, our aunt likes cats too.They have several cats at home, and my aunt hangs around these cats all day long, and if she can't make up all the cats at night, she will send him out to find the cats.So I really believe what he said.

Even so, the words have to be said horizontally, who told us to be a child, just because of this relationship: "Don't brag, ask me tomorrow, and talk about it when things are done!"

"Yes! Listen to me!"

Don't tell me, just this matter is one of the few reliable things that Daoist Liu Xun did in my impression.The next day, I was having lunch at Lao Wu's house when the Taoist priest came in!Not only did he come, but he also held a cat in his arms, and the cat was white!It still has one eye blue and one eye yellow, and it's still the mother's!Also very beautiful!
"Okay! There are two brushes! Why did you bring the cat here?"

Following the surprise question between me and Lao Wu, he opened the gate.I am usually surrounded by clouds and mist, and this time there is no room for others to talk: "Fuck! Who are we? Life is so good! I woke up this morning and said that I should go to the courtyard and ask? My brother will leave it to me. We have to finish this matter! I went into the room and chatted with the elder sister for a few words, and when I shared our thoughts, she agreed. I dare say that the elder sister is pregnant, and the cat can’t be raised anymore, but the human has been raising it for more than three years. I have feelings, and I am reluctant to give it away. I am looking for a friend who has the conditions and is willing to raise him, and will take care of him for a year or so. After the child is born, he will be taken back. I heard that we will do it! Auntie is fine here, one cat is raised, and the two cats are also fed, so let’s leave it at our house. Isn’t it over when we send the cat back to her after she has given birth? People also said that this cat is in our house. It may take a long time at home, but don’t let it have too many litters, at most two litters. After giving birth, you don’t even want a kitten. You can deal with it as you like. You just need to bring the mother cat back to others! Look! This Things are so happy! Brother, what do you think? You agree that we will be like this, if you don’t want to raise it, I will return the cat to someone else to take back!”

Whoa!Even narrating and bragging, spittle flying all over the mouth, foaming from the mouth, and I still don't forget to take you into the army in the end.This is the case with most braggarts, as long as he thinks it's a good thing, he has to pull back the drawer once or twice after bragging, the purpose is to get you to say: "No price, brother! Don't send it back! What a wonderful thing! It’s hard to find even with a lantern on! Isn’t that what we were thinking? It’s fortunate that it’s you, without you we might not know when we would have found it! You are troubled and go back and tell someone, that’s all Do it! Brother worked hard! Brother worked hard!" Hey, he is beautiful now.

That's what we said too, why didn't these words come out sideways at this time?Who let people do this thing really beautifully, the right time, place and people are all taken, and the cat is sent to you from a long distance, isn't that what the picture is.They are all buddies, so we still have to give them some face.When it's time to hold it, you have to hold it.

He was happy to hear our politeness: "What's the trouble? Our relationship..."

"Grandson! Drink!"

"Oh, come on!"

——When you should press it, you must press it!

To put it simply, the female cat lived in Lao Wu's house.Persian cats are different. They are noble in blood, not only outstanding in appearance, but also extremely gentle in personality and have a strong affinity with people.After raising it for a few days, I established a relationship with others, and the whole family likes it very much.Not only that, but she also gets along very well with her boyfriend, always gentle and gentle, and the two go out in pairs.After raising it for about a month, it finally came into heat.You see, menstrual periods are so punctual, there is nothing wrong with it!

If there are words, it will be long, and if there are no words, it will be short.The female cat is pregnant successfully. Everyone knows the rule of three cats and four dogs. It means that the pregnancy period of cats is three months, and the pregnancy period of dogs is four months.But those who have raised cats know that under normal circumstances, it should take one and a half months for a female cat to give birth. The old people say that cats are counted as black and white days, and [-] hours are counted as a day.No matter how you say it, everything is going well anyway!
In a blink of an eye, a month and a half has arrived!The fifth family regards this as a big deal!Nests, mats, towels, cotton, iodine...all the necessary things for delivery are ready, and the female cat's physical condition is observed at any time, waiting to welcome the arrival of the little life.During that time, I also went back during the day and returned at night, basically growing up at his house.

The day has finally come!It's a pity that it was a night, and I didn't see that scene with my own eyes.When I went to his house the next day, he opened the door and told me: "I have given birth!" I was immediately refreshed when I heard these two words, and said quickly, "Where is it? Let me see!" I followed him to the place In the back room, there is a cardboard box under the Eight Immortals table, which is a temporary delivery room for female cats.It's just that a piece of cloth is covered on it today, in order to block the light and shadow, so that the mother can rest easily.We approached lightly, and he gently lifted the cover, and I looked inside, and the female cat was lying on its side and looking up at us.

"Where's the kitten?" I asked.

The fifth child reached out his hand to feel under the mother cat's belly for a while, and took out a fluffy little meatball.

"Only one?"

"what!"

"Still yellow?"

"Yeah!" He answered my question in a helpless but sure tone, and after a long time, he added, "Our whole family waited for half the night last night, and there is really nothing left. The old lady is still asleep!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, both of us fell silent. This matter is really strange. Cats are multi-born animals. Usually, there are at least three or four cats in a litter. It is not uncommon to have one, but it is rare.I have long heard the old people say such a saying in chatting: the cat only has one cat in this litter, it is not good, Master Fang.Of course, we don't believe in this superstition, but after all, this rare thing made us catch up, and we still feel a little guilty.

What's even more strange is that the two white cats gave birth to a yellow cat. I looked carefully at the kitten, and there were light stripes in the middle of the yellow fur. It was obviously a yellow tabby!how could be?Is there an old Huang next door?cannot!Even if there is, they live in a building, which is still on the second floor, and these two cats don't let them out at all!Since I didn't know much about animals at that time, I just liked them, so I was puzzled by this matter for a long time.Later, when I met teacher Zhang Chengfeng and talked about this matter, I found out that the father of this male cat is a yellow tabby.This little kitten can be regarded as a return to the ancestors!This is something for later, let's not mention it for now.

In any case, it is a good thing to have a kitten, so add someone to import it!After a short period of doubts, I recovered my mood, both fresh and excited.After ten o'clock, his mother and his sister got up one after another, and the first thing they did when they opened their eyes was to come out to see the cat.One is to see if the mother and child are safe, and the other is to look forward to whether there will be another one or two in the middle of the night.Although not, the mood remains the same.The atmosphere at home is very festive. Cooking, tidying up, washing and disinfecting all kinds of utensils for cats, the whole family is very busy, and they are all happy for the arrival of this little life.

Maybe it was too happy, and then the extreme joy gave birth to sorrow.

My aunt is too diligent, and she usually takes her work for nothing, so she keeps the house spotless and clean. After the cat comes, she can’t wait to wipe it every three days and every five days.The cat is always white and shiny.I understand that she doesn't think cats are dirty, but likes cats to be clean. This is really not a concept.This time the mother cat gave birth to a cub, and she was happy again, so many times more diligent than usual.Traditional Chinese women always use their work to express their various moods, even when they are happy.But there is really nothing to do at home, what should I do?Come on, give the cat a bath!The mother cat who had just given birth to her cub for three days was thoroughly washed from head to toe by the old man!Rinse after washing, dry after rinsing, blow dry after wiping, and die after blowing.How did you die?Postpartum wind!Just three days after giving birth, how can I bear such a toss!That night, the high fever persisted, and there was no delay at all. Before dawn, he died overnight.

Now the old lady was dumbfounded, and she didn't do any work. Until the next day when I went home, the family of three were still staring at the dead cat in a daze.After asking about the situation, I was also stupid, what should I do?There is still a lot involved in the back!How to feed the kitten?What to give back to the original owner?How to tell others? ... I don't have any idea after thinking about it, I can only solve the urgent problem first.

First of all, the kitten has not eaten for several hours, and it will be dangerous if it is not fed.My aunt turned the drawers at home upside down and found a small medicine bottle. The lid of this bottle was a rubber water-absorbing ball with a glass tube attached to it, which was used to extract the medicine in the bottle.Squeeze the rubber ball tightly, insert the glass tube into the liquid medicine, let go of the ball, and the liquid medicine will be sucked into the ball automatically.Take out the glass tube and gently squeeze the ball, the liquid medicine will flow out drop by drop from the small end of the glass tube.This is a pill bottle design for many kinds of medicine for children.It is estimated that everyone will know what this is when I say it, and it is relatively common in life.But I still don't know the name of this thing.Now I want to use it to feed the kitten, let's call it a breast pump.

First of all, we prepare the milk powder and keep the temperature at about 35 degrees Celsius, which is the most palatable temperature for animals.Then use that little breast pump to suck the warm milk into the bulb.Hold the kitten in your hand, gently insert the glass tube from the side of the cat's mouth, squeeze the ball gently, and let the milk slowly flow from the glass tube into the kitten's mouth.Amazing!The little thing touched the milk in its mouth for the first time, and after less than two seconds of reaction, it seemed as if it suddenly understood something, and it sucked the glass tube vigorously!It must have mistook the glass tube for its mother's nipple.This is really beyond our expectations!I thought it would take a lot of trouble to let it accept artificial feeding, at least it would have to change several methods or utensils, and it could only accept it when it was hungry or recognized in its heart that this was its mother's breast.I didn't expect it to go so smoothly!This little guy who hasn't opened his eyes has such a strong survival instinct, that's great!It seems that the future feeding work will be much easier than imagined.

Even so, this first meal of milk was fed for more than half an hour, and it was not over until the little guy's belly was gradually distended, he stopped sucking milk, and fell into a deep sleep.I gently put it back in the carton, which has a layer of rags and cotton, which is soft and warm.Get some sleep!Although I lost my mother's company, I didn't have to suffer from hunger after all.

Putting down the kitten and turning around, the three people behind me were looking at me with six eyes.I also immediately realized the meaning of these eyes - the kitten is alive, what about the big cat?
What else can I do?To untie the bell, the person who tied it must call Taoist Master Liu Xun and ask him to find a way.Who told this cat to be carried by him!Don't worry about it here, call him first and then discuss the solution!
After the Taoist priest received the call, he rushed to Lao Wu's house without a moment's delay.As soon as I entered the door, I started to shout: "What's the matter, brother? What's the situation? Isn't it good all the time? It takes a few days to die even if you are sick. How can you say that you die? There must be a reason. How can I tell others? Tell me? Your family is like a baby, if this is..." If no one stopped him at this time, he would definitely foam.We're all buddies, we can't watch our brother die in front of me, can we?So I quickly suppressed his words: "Can you stop talking like that first? Listen to me first."

"Hey!" Lao Wu and I briefly told him what happened, and finally waited for his idea.

The situation was as we expected. After the Taoist priest finished listening, he stared at us with wide eyes and said nothing.After being stunned for a long time, he choked out a sentence: "Then what should we do now?"

When the matter got to this point, I didn't have the heart to bicker and swear, and I could only sit down and discuss it.I said to Daoist Liu Xun in a gentle tone that is rarely seen in conversations among classmates: "Brother, we two have been thinking for a long time, and now this is the only way to do this. Go to your eldest sister's house and tell the truth to her, and see what they say .Anyway, the cat is already dead, so what if we buy another one to compensate others? But you are the only one who went there personally, brother, we don’t know him! Brother, you must suffer!”

Speaking of this, there is no need to explain too much.There is really no other better way than this.Daoist Liu Xun also understood in his heart that this matter could not be done by others.Come on!Between brothers, it is duty bound!At that time, he said: "Okay! I will go there, you two will wait for my news."

Without further ado, I asked my aunt to find an old military satchel from home, and the Taoist leader put the satchel on his back, put the dead cat on his back, and set off resolutely.

You must be curious, if the cat is dead and buried, it’s over, why do you still bring it back?You don't know this, there are rules when playing.Borrowing living things from other people, whether they are used for planting, appreciation or other things, it is normal for them to die at home.The family has a lot of money, so the hairy ones don't count.No one can guarantee that something will happen.But when you return it to others, you have to see the thing when you are alive, and you have to see the corpse when you die, so as to prove that the thing is not sold or kept for oneself and does not want to return it.This is a matter of human nature.The death of the cat is not a big deal when I think about it now, but it was indeed a lot of pressure for the three teenage children at the time.When I saw the Taoist leader going out with his backpack, I felt a little bit of a sad and stirring mood like the wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone and will never return.If he feels that this matter can be done, let it go, if it can't be done, he will have a bone with this female cat!Ha ha!Now that I think about it, there is no need.

The waiting time is always long, especially if something is on your mind, even if it is just a few hours.Finally, the caller from downstairs came: "Let Lao Wu go downstairs to answer the phone and say it's your classmate!"

I took three steps at a time and almost jumped down from the second floor to the public phone downstairs. I picked up the phone, and as soon as I said "Hello", the other end of the phone started: "Brother! It’s big! I didn’t say a word when I entered their house. As soon as I took the dead cat out, it exploded. The whole family cried like tears, and they didn’t listen to my explanation. It was useless to say anything! I haven't figured out how the cat died, so I'm crying!"

Hearing what he said, I have no choice but to ask him for advice: "Then what do you say?"

"Brother, how about it, I don't say anything now, they won't listen to me. Anyway, they saw the dead cat, so I'll find a place to bury the cat first, so don't irritate them. The key is our sister She's still pregnant, so if something happens if you cry like this, it's not the cat's business."

After hearing what he said, I was shocked again: "Oh brother! That's right! I forgot about it, she is still pregnant. Hurry up, don't let people see that dead cat again! Hurry up and find a place to bury it. Right! And then? I have to say it."

He probably had already made up his mind before making the call, so he didn't hesitate: "Don't talk about it these days, anyway, I'm a neighbor. I go to the house from time to time. When she is in a stable mood, I will discuss it with her." What to do, okay?"

"Okay! We listen to your news anytime! How hard you are!"

Putting down the phone, we entered into a longer and more difficult wait.

If there are words, it will be long, and if there are no words, it will be short.About the third day, the Taoist priest came directly. ——In the past few days, I still come early and leave late every day, and I have been spending time at Lao Wu's house.That day, the two of us were chatting in the back room just after lunch, when we heard a knock on the door, my aunt opened the door, and heard a hurried voice from outside: "Auntie, is my brother at home?"

Hearing this voice, our two brothers came out quickly: "What's the matter? Any news?"

"Brother, what's going on, I've been going to the elder sister's house every day these two days to persuade her to go, and finally they gave us a happy word today, it depends on whether you agree or not."

"Say it!"

"Hey! People say that a cat can't live even if it's dead, but I have raised this cat for more than three years. I really have feelings for it. Now it's gone suddenly, and my heart is empty. It's useless to say anything else. You bring that male cat. Let me raise it, it can be regarded as a substitute for the mother cat, let it stay with me, it’s also a thought. —— How about it? How about you discuss it? It mainly depends on whether Auntie is willing or not. "

The fifth son's mother interrupted: "Hey! What time is it, why don't you want to? Let's talk about it after we settle this matter! Don't bother you two, and send the cat to someone now ! By the way, bring something to see people, apologize and comfort me!"

This matter came too hastily, and both of us were a little confused.Give away the big white cat that has been raised for so long in a few words?But subconsciously, I still knew that it would be impossible not to send it off, and I froze in place, not knowing what to do.

Auntie saw our two brothers like this, and said again: "Oh, don't be reluctant, you clean up, I will give the cat a bath, and send it to someone clean!"

At this time, Lao Wu's mood suddenly became irritable, and he said to his aunt: "Come on! Don't wash it! If you wash it to death, you will have nothing to give away!"

The aunt was unhappy when she heard this: "What do you call this? You don't feel happy and you think I feel good? If you don't want to give it, what do you say?" She sat on the chair and cried. stand up.

well!How do you say this?I hurried over to persuade: "Auntie, don't cry, why are you angry with him? No one said it was your fault, right? This is the end of the matter, and no one can do anything about it. Don't worry, don't get angry, we Now send the cat to someone!"

Turning around, I persuaded the fifth child again: "What do you mean by that? It's not big or small! Look, I'm going to make my aunt angry..." Seeing that he opened his mouth and stared and wanted to be hypocritical, I quickly stopped his words, "Okay Stop talking nonsense, quickly grab the cat, and go!"

Pulling him away has two purposes, one is to hurry up and get things done, and the other most important thing is to let him leave the house quickly, so as to save the mother and daughter from quarreling after an angry word.At this time, we are all angry, so it is better to say less!He also understood that he went back to the back room to pick up the cat and went out directly. I followed him out of the house, and then I heard the voice of the Taoist priest behind me: "Auntie, let's go first! Don't cry , you keep this cat clean, it doesn't matter whether you wash it or not..."

Hearing this, I quickly turned around and pulled him out of the house, closing the door behind me. "Why are you talking so f*ckingly? You don't bow down, and you don't look at what's going on! There's nothing leaking in your eyes!" After scolding a few words, I don't know if he understood. Anyway, he didn't speak, and he lowered his head and followed I'm leaving.

There was nothing to say all the way, the Taoist leader brought the three brothers to the neighbor's elder sister's house with the cat in their arms.The eldest sister lived in a bungalow, so we entered the yard carefully and pushed open the door.The room was very quiet, but there were quite a few people. The eldest sister, brother-in-law and the old couple were probably the eldest sister's parents.As children, we are first of all juniors, and we are also wearing the body of guilt. Of course, we cannot be more polite.Calling people one by one, bowing and bowing, nodding and bowing, the waist is bent as if to tie shoelaces.The eldest sister's family was very polite, they stood up and welcomed us into the house and led us to sit down in front of the sofa.But looking at the state of the eldest sister, she still hasn't come out of the grief of losing her beloved cat, and the others are more concerned about the eldest sister than they are blaming us.

We sat down on the sofa and put the cat on the sofa at the same time.There is no need to say much, just say: "Look, this is the male cat." Following the words, the eyes of the family turned to the cat, and the eyes of the three of us were all paying close attention to the whole family Reaction.Fortunately, none of them showed any rejection of this new member from their eyes.Of course, it will not show the enthusiasm and excitement of seeing a pet for the first time, but a tacit acceptance attitude: "Well, put it on the ground and let it run away."

Lao Wu put the cat on the ground, and the cat rubbed its cheeks affectionately against Lao Wu's hand a few times, extremely gentle.The fifth child said sadly: "Well, it's all right, be good! Stay here!" After that, he stood up and said to the elder sister and his family: "Uncles, aunts, sisters, brothers-in-law, I'm really sorry, it's all us. Not good, doing things like this will make your family sad and angry."

Having said that, there is no way to go any further. A dead cat cannot be brought back to life, so what else?What's more, we also sent our cat here, and now the picture is a word of forgiveness.The eldest sister's family is also reasonable. Although they lost their beloved pet and feel sad, they also understand that the matter is irreversible. You can come and have a look anytime.”

OK!That's good!What's the matter with people after talking about this?You have to let someone say it, okay!This cat is so beautiful!Much better looking than our dead one!As soon as I saw it, I forgot about the dead cat, thank you!Why don't you leave, I'll treat you to dinner!That's crazy!

So don't wait for the meal, just accept it when you see it.The three of us stood up quickly, explained a few words on the occasion, nodded and bowed, and came out.

Walking on the road, the three of them were silent.What else can I say?It's a good cat to give away.This time it really complied with my code of black and white double evil, and this evil spirit is really not small.Forget it, don't mention it!
The Taoist priest is close to home, so he went home first.My fifth child and I went home to explain the matter, and comforted my aunt, and I also said goodbye and went home.That's how it ended.

it's over?Think beautifully!This is called the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the last half of the sentence seems to be more suitable here, it is called the child wants to support but does not want to be loved!

A month later, Liu Xun sent a letter to Chang Feige to urgently recruit a group of Maoer to discuss matters with the Xiaolujiangshan Temple.To put it bluntly, the Taoist priests called separately, and they were anxious to meet each other, and they had to talk face to face.So we gathered again at Laowujia.

I was the first to arrive that day, sitting in the room with Lao Wu and wondering what was going on with him, when the Taoist priest came in.Daoist style is always so busy.When talking and chatting, he is very involved in the plot, and can talk about ordinary things in a magical way.This time, as soon as I entered the door, I was even more mysterious—caps, down jackets, black pants, and sneakers.The strange thing is that the left hand is bare, while the right hand wears a thick cotton glove.It has been more than a month since the cat incident, and our mood has gradually recovered.As soon as the mood is restored, the state of chatting is also restored.Seeing his appearance, we all thought it was funny. Before he could speak, I said first: "Are you going to pat Hanako? Is this a virtue?"

It doesn't matter this sentence, it ticks off the words in the car behind him. "Fuck! Brother, I wish I had the skill of patting Hanako! How can I go to such lengths if I slap my head? How can I let it bite me like this?" Cotton gloves, I didn't see until I took off the gloves, and there was something like a finger cot made of gauze inside that was worn on his little finger.He spoke while picking off the gauze, his tone was still mysterious, and he raised his hand to the sky: "I bit it for you, look, it's been bitten through! It's fucking transparent!" Although he spoke urgently, but No pain or regret can be heard in the tone, only heroism and fearless spirit, mixed with a little taste of hooligans and hypocrisy.

"Fuck! You can die if you don't brag? Where the hell is it? Come and let me see!" I took his hand and looked carefully, and I couldn't bear it.He saw a small hole on the left and right sides of his little finger, and the flesh around the hole was bitten to pieces.The hole is very deep, across the fingertips, and the wound runs through. Although it is not transparent, it is indeed bitten through.

At this time, the fifth child came over and was surprised when he saw the wound: "Fuck! Why is it so strong? Who bit it?"

"Who else? Our baby!"

"Don't fuck baby! Tell me what's going on."

have to!This time the right to speak is given to him!Usually when we tell stories, no one else has the opportunity to talk, but this time we both spared the condiments of "um, this is", so let's listen to him completely.

He sat down on the chair boldly, and put on the appearance of a meritorious minister: "Give me a glass of water first!"

"Damn it! Say it quickly!" I scolded and made him a cup of tea.

When he came back, he had already gotten to the point: "My brother-in-law came to our house suddenly last night and told me that since we left that day, the cat had stuck its head under the bed and hadn't come out so far. If I don’t eat, I want to get used to it for a few days, or I will come out after a few days of starvation, but it has not improved for more than a month. The family wants to discuss with me, whether to bring the cat back. People who like cats, don't let cats suffer so much because of your liking. If you starve to death again, you will not love it, but will harm it. I heard that it makes sense, since they I am willing to let us take the cat back. I think it must be a dream from you and auntie, so I didn’t discuss it with our family. I thought that I would go to my sister’s house tomorrow to pick up the cat and send it to us Isn't it all ready when the house comes? I thought well. I went to my elder sister's house this morning to pick up the cat, but the cat was still under the bed. I couldn't bark, and I couldn't move it no matter how hard I drove it with a stick. I was also impatient, thinking that if I pulled it out, it would be over? I also thought about not letting it grab or bite, and I asked my elder sister to find me a pair of cotton gloves. Who would have thought that my hand just grabbed him It took a bite of its front paw, and it didn't let go after biting. I struggled for a long time before I took my hand out of its mouth!"

While talking, he raised his hand again: "Look, this is lucky to be wearing cotton gloves. If this hand is bare, scratching and biting, this hand must be useless! I just got a tetanus shot from the hospital I just came here. Brother Wu, why don’t you go and bring the cat back yourself.”

The Taoist priest kept talking and making gestures, vividly, and his mouth was frothy.Although the self-proclaimed self-praise is beyond words, but it made me feel apologetic for both of us.Although this brother usually speaks and handles things with words overshadowing actions, and the form is greater than the meaning, but at the critical moment, he is still unambiguous, and he is tired of running errands for such a small matter. After suffering such a serious injury, I still came to deliver the letter in person. It can be said that I was in a hurry and stabbed my friend.What harm does such a person let him brag about to satisfy his vanity?
At that time, it was estimated that the fifth child was thinking about the same as me. We almost changed our faces at the same time, smiling all over our faces, serving tea and water, asking about wounds and medicines, and inquiring about our health.Don't hesitate to care about the words of praise, and painstakingly use the medicine of praise and flattery, making the Taoist priest as light and comfortable as riding a cloud.

It's the same with people with this kind of personality. If you scold him a few words, you'll be speechless at the time. If you praise him a few words, it's great. At that time, you will be full of fighting spirit and full of confidence. Such problems are out of the question.Daochang is a typical character of this kind.Hearing the two of us, I took a sip of tea, stood up and said, "Brother, let's not stay here. I'll go and bring the cat back with you while it's still early. Otherwise, there will be long nights and dreams. Who knows it's someone else? It’s because something happened to our cat. I’m relieved to take it back to our house!”

"Look, brother is on the point again. We have to get down to business! I and Lao Wu have no brains, so we know that we are in a hurry. At the critical moment, we must be brothers... But is this injury on your hand okay?" ?”

"No problem! Is this little injury a problem? First, bring our baby back and talk about it..." You see, it's not a problem if it's bitten thoroughly!

The three of us carried empty satchels and came to the elder sister's house for the second time. It was still the same bungalows and the same people.However, the expressions of the whole family have changed from sad and complaining to worry and expectation when they met this time.I hope that we can save the cat sooner when we come, and don't let it suffer anymore.After greeting her family, the elder sister pointed to the bed: "Hurry up, it's still here!"

Who will come this time?The Taoist chief is dead. Once bitten by a snake, he is afraid of well ropes for ten years.This time this morning, I guess I didn't even hug my cat.I?Let's rest, in this state, if I dare to hug two years ago, it's my turn to get the fifth child?Hey!Come on old five, at the critical moment, isn't it good with you?Show off, baby!It's all on you!
Lao Wu also knew that no one could replace him at this time, so he was not polite at all, went to the bed and knelt on the ground, lifted the sheet, lowered his body and looked in, the cat was hiding at the farthest corner next to the corner.The fifth child is also smart, don't rush to catch the cat, lift up the sheet completely, let the cat see his appearance, and then call him "tsk tsk" by the bed, when the cat sees who he is, the cat's eyes There was a change, from panic and anger to pity and pity, followed by a soft cry of "meow".With this call, Lao Wu slowly knelt down and crawled under the bed, and said while moving: "Cat, baby, come home with me!" Then he grabbed the cat by the back of the neck with his hand, and gently picked it up come out.During the whole process, the cat didn't struggle or resist at all, and was obediently hugged by the fifth child and snorted a few times before putting it into the satchel.

The eldest sister's family stared dumbfounded, only the Taoist chief said: "Fuck! Whoever raises this thing is the one who raises it!"

I gave Daoist a white look: "I raised this fucking child!"

The old five gave me a blank look: "Did you ask it to agree? This is fate!" After speaking, he walked away with his chest up and his head held high.

Back at Lao Wu's house, the aunt had already prepared meals for the cat and was waiting there.Lao Wu gently took the cat out of the satchel and put it on the ground.Although the cat stayed under the bed for more than a month, it was dirty and thin, but its spirit was still there, and it was as if nothing had happened. It ate and drank water first, and then ran into the aunt's arms to play and make trouble .Our aunt was so happy that she almost cried!I don't know what to do!Get water now and give the cat a bath! ——This bath is a must!
The three of us brothers cook, one is to celebrate the happy ending of this matter, and the other is to thank the Taoist brothers for their hard work, and it can also be regarded as condolences to the wounded. The three brothers have a good drink.During the dinner, the main topic revolved around this cat - how to be obedient, how to be sensible, how to recognize people, how to be loyal.The Taoist priest repeated with admiration the process of the fifth child catching the cat and the envy of the elder sister's family.

Suddenly, the auntie changed the subject: "Who do you think this family has provoked? They lent us the cat out of good intentions, and now we have ended up in a mess. Although no one is at fault in this matter, it is always our mistake." It happened like this. The eldest sister is still pregnant, so people are stimulated by this. Now we are a family reunion, but he hurt a cat for nothing. This is unreasonable! How about it..." Auntie pointed to her arms "Its son is more than a month old, and it should be weaned. He looks very cute. You can go again tomorrow and send this kitten to someone else. First, let the family have a sustenance, and second. After all, this kitten is also the mother cat's own son, isn't this more like a thought?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was very much in favor.Before catching the cat, I was nervous and anxious to send it back. When I left the house, I simply said goodbye. No one thought about the feeling of the cat after it left.Thinking about it now, it was indeed unfair.Now that Auntie came up with this idea, everyone's guilt was dispelled.Run again tomorrow!
The book will not repeat, the next day we sent the kitten to the elder sister, the family was very pleasantly surprised, thank you again and again, which made us quite embarrassed.

At this point, the matter is complete and the two parties agree.The two families became friends because of cats and are still friends today.

The male cat enjoyed the meticulous care of the aunt at Laowu's house until three years later when we went to perform in the countryside and brought back a little flowery dog, the cat and the dog were very happy.After another half a year, the dog grew up and chased the cat all day long.Although cats and dogs fight, the cat takes advantage in the end, but the cat can't bear the psychological shadow of always following a dog, and finally one day, he jumped out of the balcony and went to Lao Huang next door.The whole family searched in front of and behind the building, but they were nowhere to be found, and the aunt was extremely sad.Just as the trend of beating dogs in the city was very serious, in a hurry, I sent the dog back to my hometown in the countryside and entrusted someone to foster it.

Since then, the home has returned to its previous tranquility.

(End of this chapter)