Pandas also want to be big stars

Chapter 41 The eunuch is...

"Sorry, let me inform you that this book is going to be a eunuch. There's no other way. I've been too busy with work recently, and my health is too much to handle. This is the only way."

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"Sorry, after thinking about it for two days, due to the pressure of life, the author finally decided to cut himself off and enter the palace to serve the emperor. Please don't read it."

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"It's over, because some of the descriptions have crossed the line, the author seems to have attracted the attention of the police, just now there were people shouting outside to check the water meter, but don't worry, even if the author is arrested, this book will definitely write

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"I've been upset recently. My wife comes back very late every day. Every time she comes back soon, the neighbor surnamed Wang across the street will also come back. You say, I won't have a green grassland on my head, right?"

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"Haha, recently a reader said that he would take me from platinum to diamond. Don't worry, I will definitely come back and update when I get diamonds!"

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It was noon now, and the zoo did not have a lunch break. No matter how hot the weather was, the locked animals had to come out to pick up guests.

However, Xiong Tian, ​​who is a national treasure, is naturally an exception.

Because I just came here yesterday, I was worried that Xiong Tian would not be able to adapt to the hot weather in Guanzhou, and there were not many tourists at noon.

After Xu Qiuyun notified the director, he brought Xiong Tian back indoors, and was going to release him in the afternoon when the sun was setting and the weather was cooler.

Just after lunch, Xiong Tian was sitting on the sofa, watching TV with great interest, while the three girls were sitting beside them chatting.

After chatting for a while, Liu Yiyi turned on her phone, wanting to catch up on the newer novels, but didn't want to open several books one after another, only the above-mentioned eunuch's declaration appeared.

"Ah! Damn it! What happened to these authors recently! One eunuch after another!"

In the duty room of the Panda Pavilion, Liu Yiyi held her mobile phone and said frantically.

"As far as the novels you read, it's fine to be a eunuch!"

Xu Qiuyun glanced at Liu Yiyi, thinking of the novels about having sex with pandas that she read last night, she couldn't help gloating.

"Eunuch? What do you mean? There shouldn't be eunuchs now?"

Xu Qian, who had never read the online novel, was a little confused and asked in surprise.

"The meaning of the eunuch, how should I put it..."

Liu Yiyi pondered for a while, and suddenly hugged Xiong Tian who was sitting next to him on the sofa watching TV.

"Qianqian, look at Tiantian!"

"Tiantian? He's male." Xu Qian glanced at Xiaoniao and replied calmly.

Xiong Tian hurriedly covered his lower body with his bear's paw, and stared at Liu Yiyi viciously with his small eyes.

You rascal!What are you doing?
"what about now……"

Liu Yiyi stretched out two fingers, in the shape of scissors, and gestured at Xiong Tian's crotch.

"Cut off... so there's nothing underneath?"

Xu Qian thought for a while, and suddenly understood.

"Yes, the so-called eunuchs are people like Tiantian who are no longer there, and the book is the same..."

Before Liu Yiyi could finish her sentence, Xiong Tian slapped her on the head from standing up.

Stupid woman, how can you say such nonsense!
Lord Xiong, I am not a eunuch!asshole!
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After making a fuss for a while, both Xu Qiuyun and Liu Yiyi felt a little sleepy, and Xiong Tian even lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.

Among the three girls, only Xu Qian was still full of energy and did not feel tired at all.

"Qianqian, why don't you take care of Tiantian for us, so Yiyi and I can catch up on sleep!" Xu Qiuyun yawned and asked.

"Okay, Sister Xu, Sister Liu, you can rest assured and go to sleep, I will leave it to me every day." Xu Qian replied with a smile.

The duty room was not big, Xu Qiuyun and Liu Yiyi squeezed together on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Xu Qian looked at the sleeping two and a bear, feeling a little bored for a while.

What to do then?

She tilted her head, thought for a long time, and finally her eyes stopped on the sleeping Xiong Tian.

Hehe, the analogy Sister Liu made just now is very interesting.

Wouldn't it be fun if Tiantian really disappeared?

With a weird smile on his face, Xu Qian took out the scissors from the side drawer and walked towards the sleeping panda cub step by step.

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During this afternoon nap, Xiong Tian slept extremely comfortably.

When he opened his eyes and woke up, the watch in the duty room had pointed to five o'clock in the afternoon.

In the room, Xu Qiuyun and Liu Yiyi were lying on the bed, they were still awake, only Xu Qian was sitting on the sofa with a smile and looked at him.

"Tiantian, are you awake?"

Xiong Tian nodded silently, a little annoyed at getting up, he turned over, rolled off the sofa, and staggered towards the bathroom.

"Hey, why do you go every day?"

Xu Qian stood up suddenly and stood in front of the panda cub.

Xiong Tian looked at the short-haired girl with a nervous expression suspiciously.

What else can I do in the bathroom?
Of course it's urine and urine!
At this time, Xu Qian also realized that the question she asked seemed a bit idiotic, and after laughing awkwardly, she hurriedly opened the door of the bathroom.

"Tiantian, I will accompany you!"

ha?You're a girl, going to the bathroom with a male bear?

Xiong Tian looked at her, feeling something was wrong.

"Hurry up, Tiantian, I have to go to the outdoor venue to play later." Xu Qian smiled dryly and rushed into the bathroom.

Although Xiong Tian didn't understand, he really felt a little anxious to urinate, so he rushed into the bathroom without thinking about it.

Xu Qian stood in front of the mirror and saw Xiong Tian skillfully lifted the toilet lid, climbed up to pee, then flushed the toilet by himself, then turned on the faucet to wash the bear's paws, and finally pulled out the toilet paper to dry them.

There was no surprise on her face, but she seemed to take it for granted.

Xiong Tian raised his head suspiciously and looked at her.

The series of movements he did when he went to the toilet just now, if they were placed on a human body, would be extremely normal, but now he is a panda!
A panda, going to the toilet like a human, this girl is not surprised at all?

Xiong Tian remembered Liu Yiyi's stunned look when he saw him go to the bathroom for the first time last night, and compared it with Xu Qian in front of him, a sense of frustration arose spontaneously.

This girl is really cheating!

"Tiantian, after going to the toilet, let's go to the outdoor venue to play."

Xu Qian smiled, and quickly picked up Xiong Tian with a guilty conscience, and took him out of the bathroom.

The sun had already set in the west, and outside the Panda House in the afternoon, more or less tourists came, and it seemed that it was more lively than the meeting in the morning.

When Xu Qian carried Xiong Tian out, the tourists outside were taken aback for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

Xiong Tian didn't care too much about this.

As a human, when you see something exciting, you will inevitably lose control of your emotions, and it is normal to laugh.

After Xu Qian put him on the ground, Xiong Tian slowly climbed up the wooden platform with a figure of eight steps.

Looking at the dozen or so tourists over the fence, Xiong Tian remembered the tasks issued by the system in the morning.

Forget it, just give them a show, maybe it can attract more tourists.

Open the system proficiently and click on the dancing skills.

"The Magical Dance of Black Fat Kids" is ready to launch, 10, 9... 2, 1!

As the countdown ended, his chubby body twisted uncontrollably again.

Seeing the cute baby panda lifting its short legs, shaking its chubby belly, twisting its little butt, the small eyes in the dark circles are also squeezing to and fro according to the rhythm.

This magical expression and joyful movements immediately made the surrounding tourists shout excitedly.

"Princess Tiantian! That's amazing!"

"Princess Tian Tian dances really well!"

"Princess Tiantian is the best!"

　Make up for yesterday, I'm so sleepy, I'm going to sleep...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)