Pandas also want to be big stars

Chapter 47 It's amazing to have been in love!

Chapter 47 It's amazing to have been in love!

In the duty room of the Panda House.

Xu Zeyang sat on the stool with a shy expression on his face.

For the two girls sitting next to them, Xu Qiuyun frowned, while Liu Yiyi looked helpless.

On the sofa not far away, a panda cub less than one year old was lying on the sofa like mud, with small eyes blankly, like a salted fish who had lost his dreams.

Beside Xiong Tian, ​​Erha stared at him curiously with light blue eyes.

"Zeyang, this habit of yours is really bad, you must get rid of it!" Liu Yiyi sighed, looked at "Little Lolita" and persuaded her.

"That's right," Xu Qiuyun next to him nodded, "What's wrong with being a boy? Why do you have to dress up as a girl?"

"I……"

Xu Zeyang covered his face with his hands, looking shy.

"Zeyang, if you have something to say to your parents and grandpa, you might as well talk to your sisters today," Liu Yiyi patted "Little Lolita" on the head and said softly.

"That's right, if you have something to say, just say it, sisters won't go out and talk nonsense," Xu Qiuyun assured, "Besides, if you continue like this, how will you find a girlfriend in the future? You can't be single forever, right? "

"Wang Wang..."

Hearing someone say "dog", Erha hastily opened his dog's mouth and barked accordingly.

"Stop calling!"

The female breeder glared at Erha, but Liu Yiyi next to her smiled and said, "Sister Xu, don't look at Zeyang like this, I've heard from Uncle Xu that this kid is a romantic guy at school, and his girlfriend has changed. There are several."

"He's only in his teens this year, and already has a girlfriend?" Xu Qiuyun asked in surprise.

"Children now mature much earlier than ours did," Liu Yiyi shook her head and said, "Let's not talk about making boyfriends and girlfriends, even those who have children in their teens, haven't they been reported on the news quite a few times."

"Forehead……"

Looking at the pink Lolita skirt in front of her, two braids on her head, and her pink and tender face, Xu Qiuyun didn't know what to say anymore.

You know, the female breeder is already 25 this year, but she is still an older single dog.

And the cute little lady Luo in front of her has already changed several girlfriends!
In other words, what kind of weird girl would want to find a boyfriend who likes women's clothes!

Being watched by the two big sisters, Xu Zeyang was shy for a while, and finally spoke.

"Actually, I dress like this just because it's so fun to dress up as a girl."

"Fun?"

The two genuine girls looked at each other and asked in unison, "What's so fun about being a girl?"

"I can't tell, but after dressing up as a girl, it's very easy to do many things well." Xu Zeyang explained, "No matter how naughty and troublesome you are, no one will scold you."

"Like today, if I had said that I was a boy from the beginning, Tian Tian would definitely not play with me!" Tai Xiao Luo said, and glanced at Xiong Tian next to him.

The panda cub trembled all over, its small eyes widened instantly, and glared at Xu Zeyang angrily.

Xiaoluo didn't care too much, she waved at the panda with a smile, then looked at the two big sisters and continued: "Besides, I don't know what's going on, bathed in the lewd eyes of the boys, I always There is an indescribable feeling..."

Uh... Perverted!
In the past, it was a woman's mind that could never be guessed. Could it be that now that it has become a man's mind, you can't figure it out either?

The two girls thought in unison.

Sure enough, it's not that I can't keep up with the times, but that the society is changing too fast!

Xu Qiuyun sighed, and just about to persuade her again, Xu Zeyang said with a smile: "Sister Xu, Sister Liu, don't worry about me, don't worry, I'm quite normal."

"Do normal boys wear women's clothes?" Liu Yiyi gave him a blank look and said angrily.

"I'm really normal. After all, I have a girlfriend. Compared to me, those in their 30s and [-]s who haven't had a boyfriend or girlfriend are abnormal, right?" Xu Zeyang retorted.

This sentence, said so well-founded, was like a sharp arrow, piercing the hearts of the two women and the bear in an instant!

Mmp... having a girlfriend is amazing!

Xiong Tian raised his bear paw in grief and indignation, and slapped the sofa cushion vigorously.

Erha next to him saw this, and as a real single dog, he also patted his paws.

Xu Qiuyun turned his head with a dark face.

An embarrassed yet polite smile appeared on Liu Yiyi's face.

Seeing the reactions of the two girls, Xu Zeyang immediately understood.

"No way, sister Xu, sister Liu, you haven't had any boyfriends?"

"Ahem...I have some things to do, I haven't finished yet."

Xu Qiuyun coughed twice, turned around and left.

Liu Yiyi clenched her fists tightly and hit Xu Zeyang on the head several times.

"Brat, it's amazing to have been in love!"

Xiaoluo held her head up too high, and smiled triumphantly.

"I'm sorry, those who have been in a relationship are better than you single dogs!"

"Wang Wang..."

The silly dog ​​barked again in cooperation.

Snapped!
Xiong Tian who was lying on the sofa next to him raised his bear paw and gave it a slap, then couldn't stay any longer, jumped off the sofa, walked behind Xu Qiuyun, and ran away in a desperate manner.

"Besides, don't I just dress up more beautifully," Xu Zeyang said dissatisfied, "Why can women dress up beautifully, but men can't?"

After finishing speaking, he jumped up and stood on the stool with his arms raised high, with an angry expression on his face.

"We boys want to dress up beautifully, what's wrong! We want to defend the right of boys to love beauty!"

"You women object to us wearing women's clothing, just because you know that we men are more beautiful than you in wearing women's clothing!"

Looking at the pink and jade-carved fake loli in front of her, who was unknowingly cuter than when she was a child, Liu Yiyi was speechless for a moment, and left the duty room with a sad expression.

In the open space, Xiong Tian was lying on the wooden platform with his eyes blank. Two girls sat beside him, their faces all looked shocked.

Gao Hanfei looked at the two women and one bear who looked disappointed, full of puzzlement.

Didn't he just go in and go to the toilet?
What happened to them all?
Just then Xu Zeyang also came out, Gao Hanfei hurriedly asked his cousin why.

Xu Zeyang held his cheeks in his hands and said shyly.

"Don't ask me, how would I know the sorrow of single dogs and low-looking people!"

Xiong Tian gritted his teeth, wanting to pounce on this kid and kill him.

The two girls also clenched their fists, resisting the urge to beat Xu Zeyang to death.

……

At the same time, Uncle Xu and several security guards at the gate of the zoo were also very busy.

"Sorry, you really can't go in!"

"Why can't we go in? Is it reasonable for you to abuse pandas?"

"Exactly! A few years ago, you killed panda Jinjin, do you want to kill another one now?"

"Close! This zoo must be closed!"

A group of people gathered around the gate of the zoo, pushing and shoving with Uncle Xu and the others.

Seeing this scene, the few poor tourists turned around and left one after another.

Not far away, several reporters, holding up their cameras, took pictures of this scene...

 Thank you for creating the world is still too naive!I'm sorry, I'm half an hour late, I was watching the women's clothing competition at station a, tsk tsk, it's really 666
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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