Pandas also want to be big stars
Chapter 88
Chapter 88
In the duty room, Xu Qiuyun and the others were eating dinner, and even Erha was eating a chicken leg.
In the whole room, the only one who didn't move his mouth was Xiong Tian standing in the middle of the floor.
Although there was a box of braised pork rice in front of him, but Xiong Tian could only smell the tempting aroma, staring at it eagerly, not daring to move at all.
Because, on his head, there is a plastic bowl, which is Erha's rice bowl.
The plastic bowl is so light that Xiong Tian just needs to move his head a little and it will fall off.
Xu Da's breeder has already said that as long as the bowl doesn't fall off and she stands there for four hours, she will spare Xiong Tian.
And once the plastic bowl falls, the time for standing is doubled.
If you can't finish standing today, you will stand tomorrow.
If the plastic bowls keep falling, keep doubling up.
And Xiong Tian remained motionless in this posture for a while.
……
An hour ago, the three girls were discussing how to teach the panda cubs who were becoming more and more jerks.
"I remember that there seems to be a washboard in the duty room, why don't you let Tian Tian kneel on that?" Liu Yiyi suggested, pointing her cheek with her index finger.
"The washboard is useful for men. Although Tiantian is a male bear, look at the thick hair on his legs. Even if he kneels on the washboard, he probably won't feel anything," Xu Qian said. Using the method we used to educate Kongkong in the mountains, when the monkey was mischievous, the master would hit it on the palm with a ruler, and after a few more hits, it would remember."
"But we don't have a ruler here?" Liu Yiyi asked.
"There is no ruler..." Xu Qian searched in the duty room, and quickly found an iron ruler.
"Clap clap clap!"
She tapped the table a few times with an iron ruler, then nodded with satisfaction.
"Sister Xu, let me use this. When my master teaches Kong Kong a lesson, he usually slaps him a hundred times. Tian Tian is still young after all, and it's his first offense..."
So, just type the meaning?
Xiong Tian looked at the short-haired girl expectantly.
"...Then fold it in half, fifty strokes!" Xu Qian said, subconsciously slapping the ruler on the table again.
"boom!"
The iron ruler was instantly bent to ninety degrees, and a deep groove was left on the wooden table.
"...Sorry, I accidentally used too much force," Xu Qian smiled awkwardly, and hastily reached out to straighten the iron ruler, "Sister Xu, what do you mean?"
don't want!Xu Qiuyun, you must not agree!
Xiong Tian shook his head like a rattle.
Looking at the miserable state of the table, if the short-haired girl "accidentally" hit him like this, then his bear's paw would probably be ruined.
Xu Qiuyun glanced at the panda shaking his head, and after thinking for a while, he said: "Forget about it, Tian Tian is a national treasure after all, if we hit his bear paw and it swells up, maybe this little bastard will dare to hold the bear paw up." Complain."
amount……
Although the reasons are a little wrong, as long as you don't get beaten, it's fine.
Xiong Tian heaved a sigh of relief.
"Why don't we limit Tiantian's food?" Liu Yiyi pointed at the panda's chubby stomach, "Now Tiantian is fat like this, just take this opportunity, not only can we educate him, but also help him lose weight?"
"It's not appropriate to limit food." Xu Qian shook his head and said, "If it's light, this guy will definitely not remember his lesson. If it's heavy, if he gets hungry, it will be a trouble."
……
The three girls discussed for a while, but they couldn't make up their minds.
Just when Xiong Tian thought he could escape, Liu Yiyi suddenly had an idea and suggested: "Sister Xu, Qianqian, in my opinion, let Tiantian punish you to stand up!"
"Punishment to stand?" Xu Qian looked at the panda on all fours and said thoughtfully, "You mean, let him stand up on two hind legs?"
don't want!I'm a panda, and I'm not a human being. Standing on my hind legs is very strenuous!
Xiong Tian howled miserably, and looked pitifully at Xu Da's breeder.
"Standing on the hind legs is definitely not enough," Xu Qiuyun shook his head and said, "Although the panda's limbs look thick, it is just an illusion created by the fluffy hair. Standing on the hind legs for a long time, Tian Tian's body will definitely appear. questionable."
"However, Yiyi's idea is good," Xu Qiuyun thought for a while, and continued, "Let Tian Tian use his limbs to punish him."
"Sister Xu, standing on all fours, how can this be considered punishment?" Xu Qian objected, "It's too easy, and I'm sure I won't have a long memory every day."
Damn girl, shut up!
Didn't you just accidentally spit cigarettes on your face?
As for such retaliation!
Xiong Tian glared at the short-haired girl.
Xu Qiuyun waved his hand to Xu Qian, stared at Xiong Tian and asked, "Tian Tian, you just stand like this, using your limbs to punish you, okay?"
OK, of course!
Xiong Tian hurriedly nodded in agreement.
Sure enough, it's still the nanny who knows that she loves me!
Panda couldn't help giving Xu Qiuyun a thumbs-up in his heart, but before the thumbs-up was warm enough, he regretted it.
The breeder Xu Da picked up Erha's plastic bowl, and put the dog bowl on Xiong Tian's head under Xiong Tian's inexplicable eyes.
"Tian Tian, don't move around!" Xu Qiuyun said softly with a kind smile on his face, "As long as you keep this bowl from falling off your head for four hours, I will forgive you."
...Then, what if it falls?
Xiong Tian blinked tremblingly.
"If you fall off, the time will be doubled and become eight hours. If you can't finish standing today, you will stand tomorrow. If you fall again in the middle, then continue to double until you finish standing for the punishment. " Xu Da, the breeder, pinched the panda's ears affectionately, "Do you understand what I said?"
...Understood, it turns out that among the three girls, you are the real devil!
Xiong Tian was about to nod indignantly, but when his head moved, the plastic bowl on it shook, scaring him to stop in a hurry.
"Clap clap clap!"
Xu Qiuyun clapped his hands, and exclaimed softly: "Tian Tian is amazing, this way you can maintain balance, it seems that it can increase the difficulty a little."
After finishing speaking, the black-bellied female breeder asked Liu Yiyi to buy dinner, and specially brought Xiong Tian his favorite braised pork, and placed it in front of the panda's head so that he could see it clearly.
"Tian Tian, isn't the braised pork delicious?" Xu Qiuyun said with a smile on his face, "However, this is for good children. As long as you stand well and the time is up, you can eat it. If you can't finish standing all the time, you can eat it." During the standing time, you will never be able to eat..."
Good boy?me too!
Although I smoke, drink, and play hooligans, I can be sure that I am really a good boy!
Xiong Tian was full of grief and indignation.
The delicious food is right in front of him, but he doesn't even dare to move his head. This feeling of suffering from body to soul is really...
(End of this chapter)
In the duty room, Xu Qiuyun and the others were eating dinner, and even Erha was eating a chicken leg.
In the whole room, the only one who didn't move his mouth was Xiong Tian standing in the middle of the floor.
Although there was a box of braised pork rice in front of him, but Xiong Tian could only smell the tempting aroma, staring at it eagerly, not daring to move at all.
Because, on his head, there is a plastic bowl, which is Erha's rice bowl.
The plastic bowl is so light that Xiong Tian just needs to move his head a little and it will fall off.
Xu Da's breeder has already said that as long as the bowl doesn't fall off and she stands there for four hours, she will spare Xiong Tian.
And once the plastic bowl falls, the time for standing is doubled.
If you can't finish standing today, you will stand tomorrow.
If the plastic bowls keep falling, keep doubling up.
And Xiong Tian remained motionless in this posture for a while.
……
An hour ago, the three girls were discussing how to teach the panda cubs who were becoming more and more jerks.
"I remember that there seems to be a washboard in the duty room, why don't you let Tian Tian kneel on that?" Liu Yiyi suggested, pointing her cheek with her index finger.
"The washboard is useful for men. Although Tiantian is a male bear, look at the thick hair on his legs. Even if he kneels on the washboard, he probably won't feel anything," Xu Qian said. Using the method we used to educate Kongkong in the mountains, when the monkey was mischievous, the master would hit it on the palm with a ruler, and after a few more hits, it would remember."
"But we don't have a ruler here?" Liu Yiyi asked.
"There is no ruler..." Xu Qian searched in the duty room, and quickly found an iron ruler.
"Clap clap clap!"
She tapped the table a few times with an iron ruler, then nodded with satisfaction.
"Sister Xu, let me use this. When my master teaches Kong Kong a lesson, he usually slaps him a hundred times. Tian Tian is still young after all, and it's his first offense..."
So, just type the meaning?
Xiong Tian looked at the short-haired girl expectantly.
"...Then fold it in half, fifty strokes!" Xu Qian said, subconsciously slapping the ruler on the table again.
"boom!"
The iron ruler was instantly bent to ninety degrees, and a deep groove was left on the wooden table.
"...Sorry, I accidentally used too much force," Xu Qian smiled awkwardly, and hastily reached out to straighten the iron ruler, "Sister Xu, what do you mean?"
don't want!Xu Qiuyun, you must not agree!
Xiong Tian shook his head like a rattle.
Looking at the miserable state of the table, if the short-haired girl "accidentally" hit him like this, then his bear's paw would probably be ruined.
Xu Qiuyun glanced at the panda shaking his head, and after thinking for a while, he said: "Forget about it, Tian Tian is a national treasure after all, if we hit his bear paw and it swells up, maybe this little bastard will dare to hold the bear paw up." Complain."
amount……
Although the reasons are a little wrong, as long as you don't get beaten, it's fine.
Xiong Tian heaved a sigh of relief.
"Why don't we limit Tiantian's food?" Liu Yiyi pointed at the panda's chubby stomach, "Now Tiantian is fat like this, just take this opportunity, not only can we educate him, but also help him lose weight?"
"It's not appropriate to limit food." Xu Qian shook his head and said, "If it's light, this guy will definitely not remember his lesson. If it's heavy, if he gets hungry, it will be a trouble."
……
The three girls discussed for a while, but they couldn't make up their minds.
Just when Xiong Tian thought he could escape, Liu Yiyi suddenly had an idea and suggested: "Sister Xu, Qianqian, in my opinion, let Tiantian punish you to stand up!"
"Punishment to stand?" Xu Qian looked at the panda on all fours and said thoughtfully, "You mean, let him stand up on two hind legs?"
don't want!I'm a panda, and I'm not a human being. Standing on my hind legs is very strenuous!
Xiong Tian howled miserably, and looked pitifully at Xu Da's breeder.
"Standing on the hind legs is definitely not enough," Xu Qiuyun shook his head and said, "Although the panda's limbs look thick, it is just an illusion created by the fluffy hair. Standing on the hind legs for a long time, Tian Tian's body will definitely appear. questionable."
"However, Yiyi's idea is good," Xu Qiuyun thought for a while, and continued, "Let Tian Tian use his limbs to punish him."
"Sister Xu, standing on all fours, how can this be considered punishment?" Xu Qian objected, "It's too easy, and I'm sure I won't have a long memory every day."
Damn girl, shut up!
Didn't you just accidentally spit cigarettes on your face?
As for such retaliation!
Xiong Tian glared at the short-haired girl.
Xu Qiuyun waved his hand to Xu Qian, stared at Xiong Tian and asked, "Tian Tian, you just stand like this, using your limbs to punish you, okay?"
OK, of course!
Xiong Tian hurriedly nodded in agreement.
Sure enough, it's still the nanny who knows that she loves me!
Panda couldn't help giving Xu Qiuyun a thumbs-up in his heart, but before the thumbs-up was warm enough, he regretted it.
The breeder Xu Da picked up Erha's plastic bowl, and put the dog bowl on Xiong Tian's head under Xiong Tian's inexplicable eyes.
"Tian Tian, don't move around!" Xu Qiuyun said softly with a kind smile on his face, "As long as you keep this bowl from falling off your head for four hours, I will forgive you."
...Then, what if it falls?
Xiong Tian blinked tremblingly.
"If you fall off, the time will be doubled and become eight hours. If you can't finish standing today, you will stand tomorrow. If you fall again in the middle, then continue to double until you finish standing for the punishment. " Xu Da, the breeder, pinched the panda's ears affectionately, "Do you understand what I said?"
...Understood, it turns out that among the three girls, you are the real devil!
Xiong Tian was about to nod indignantly, but when his head moved, the plastic bowl on it shook, scaring him to stop in a hurry.
"Clap clap clap!"
Xu Qiuyun clapped his hands, and exclaimed softly: "Tian Tian is amazing, this way you can maintain balance, it seems that it can increase the difficulty a little."
After finishing speaking, the black-bellied female breeder asked Liu Yiyi to buy dinner, and specially brought Xiong Tian his favorite braised pork, and placed it in front of the panda's head so that he could see it clearly.
"Tian Tian, isn't the braised pork delicious?" Xu Qiuyun said with a smile on his face, "However, this is for good children. As long as you stand well and the time is up, you can eat it. If you can't finish standing all the time, you can eat it." During the standing time, you will never be able to eat..."
Good boy?me too!
Although I smoke, drink, and play hooligans, I can be sure that I am really a good boy!
Xiong Tian was full of grief and indignation.
The delicious food is right in front of him, but he doesn't even dare to move his head. This feeling of suffering from body to soul is really...
(End of this chapter)
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