Don't come here, the milk dog who wears books

Chapter 72 The plot of collapse

"The plot is like this. In a distant country, there lives a beautiful and elegant princess. She is kind and lovely, gentle and generous, and treats people sincerely."

"Let's get to the point." Gu Lingchuan, who listened more and more to the side but had an unsightly expression, interrupted the student council president's eloquence without hesitation.He was afraid that if he listened to it any longer, he would almost not have the courage to convince himself to continue playing this role.

"Okay, okay." The student council president smiled kindly. After all, he didn't expect that Gu Lingchuan would actually win the role of the princess, although it was a bit unbelievable when he heard it for the first time.

However, this is too tasty!It is too in line with his inner imagination of the setting of the princess!Although I don't know how Gu Lingchuan agreed to act in this play, he planned to rack his brains to persuade him, and even prepared the speech.

But that's not the point, since it's already agreed, it's even better.So if it made Gu Lingchuan unhappy and gave up the performance all of a sudden, then the loss outweighs the gain.

"In another kingdom, the noble prince heard about the beauty of the princess and wanted to see her beauty. On the day they met, a great love affair kicked off. Hehehe." The student council president said this , I made up the picture of Chu Jinyan and Gu Lingchuan in my head, and couldn't help laughing for an instant.

So exciting!So exciting!

"But the evil banshee in the forest was jealous of the princess's beauty, and deeply displeased with the prince's love for the princess, so she bewitched the hunter to shoot the princess."

"At this time——" the student council president paused, pointing out something, "the dwarf as an elf appeared on the stage, as the existence of justice in the forest against the banshee, he felt aggrieved by what happened to the princess, so he decided to help She's out of trouble."

"So, the first dwarf brought the princess to his first wooden house, but the hunter shot out several big holes with a gun."

Lu Qing was taken aback, isn't a dwarf an elf?How come the house I live in is so shabby, and a hole was shot out by a human hunter?How many more than a dozen?

The student council president ignored Gu Qing's bewilderment, and continued to describe impassionedly: "Then the second dwarf took the first dwarf and the princess and ran to their second iron house, but unexpectedly the hunter succeeded Break in."

Gu Qing:? ? ?
Is this hunter against the sky?It's not a pistol but a machine gun, no—if even an iron house can be blown up, then the feeling is a grenade, right?

Also, why do dwarfs live in iron houses?Aren't they elves!Elf!A decent house doesn't fight the Banshee much. Hey.

"Just as the hunter was about to kill them, the banshee came up with a more vicious method. She turned the princess into a dwarf. The three dwarfs looked exactly the same, and asked the prince to tell them apart. Recognize it, choose one of the dwarfs, and leave the princess behind." The student council president felt a little guilty when he read this paragraph.

In fact, his intention was not like this, the prince recognized the princess directly, and then everyone was happy together, isn't it sweet?But...the president of the student council glanced at Chu Jinyan who was standing beside him calmly, woo woo woo he was forced.

Lu Qing was shocked again, what happened, the princess's identity was cut off by the dwarf?

Why does this story taste more and more wrong the more I listen to it?

　The silly plot of the silly rabbit and cat all over the place hehehe
　　
　
(End of this chapter)