Xianjun, your peach blossoms are so sweet

Chapter 1 Little Taoist priest, whether men and women give or receive kisses
The scorching sun was scorching, and the scorching sun was projected from the sky, reflecting the earth with steam.

On this noisy land, a square with a width of several thousand feet stands erect.

Right behind it, there is a huge ancient bronze door, carved with various exotic animals and flowers, exuding a vicissitudes of life and simplicity.

An old man in a white robe sat in front of the door, with a jade table in front of him, holding a pen in one hand and holding a jade scroll in the other, his voice spread loudly: "Anyone who passes this year's admissions examination and is under the age of [-] is a student of my Shanhai College."

"Those who meet the requirements can come forward to go through the admission procedures."

For a moment, none of the tens of thousands of people in the square stepped forward.

As the sun moved down slightly, only three or two people rushed over occasionally, and went forward to go through the admission formalities under the envious eyes of the crowd.

……

behind the crowd
There were two teenagers standing side by side, looking up at the ancient bronze door from time to time, and then let out a long sigh after a while.

"This year, the Shanhai College Entrance Examination is going to be difficult again. Who can do those side-by-side fairy art questions?"

"That's right, I just encountered a problem this year. How much water does the Rain God apply once it rains? I'm not the God of Rain, so how do I know how much water she applies?"

"Brother Dao, what's yours? My question is really beeping the dog. The question is: When Monkey King made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, why did the Jade Emperor invite the Tathagata Buddha?"

"Fuck? This is a proposition."

"Forget it..."

"Hey, they are also people who have fallen into the world."

When the two teenagers talked about their encounters, they felt like they were confidants.

"You should write like this. In order to show the friendly diplomatic relationship with Buddhism, the Jade Emperor specially invited the Buddha to come to show the friendship between the two sides!"

A clear and pleasant voice sounded from behind the two of them.

The two teenagers looked back, and there was a pretty girl in pink clothes standing behind them, about twenty-eight years old, with a pair of apricot eyes bent into crescent moons, revealing a trace of agility, and a faint floral fragrance permeated the air when she spoke.

"Goodbye Xiaodao."

"This Taoist is friendly."

The two teenagers blushed and hurriedly greeted each other.

A hint of cunning flashed in the eyes of the girl in the pink dress, and immediately made a song in a decent manner, "The two Taoists are friendly."

The melancholy young man said, "What you said just now, Fellow Daoist, sounds weird at first, but when you think about it carefully, it makes sense."

The girl in the peach red shirt coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "As we all know, Wenqu Xingjun in the heavenly court is dissolute and wanton, but no matter how unruly he is, he is always under the Jade Emperor. He is in charge of such an important exam, so we can't say that he Bad words from your boss, right?"

The two teenagers are both pure and good-natured, they have never heard such straightforward words, they were taken aback by the girl, and called them great talents.

The girl in the peach red dress had her hands behind her back, with a calm and indifferent look, but there was an unstoppable smug look in her eyes.

The sighs of the two teenagers gradually stopped, and they clasped their hands and asked with a smile: "I also want to ask the name of the Taoist friend."

"Pretty."

"Jiaodao is friendly."

"Uh…"

Jiaoqiao froze for a moment, then ground her teeth, and after she calmed down, she asked with a smile, "Two fellow daoists, may I ask where you can go through the admission procedures?"

"admission procedures?"

"Fellow Daoist Jiao has been admitted to Shanhai College?"

Both teenagers were shocked.

Today, the Jade Emperor reforms the New Deal, and specially sets up the Immortal Cultivation Academy to recruit people with spiritual roots in the world.

Xiuxian Academy has thousands of thousands of students, and the grades are divided into first-rate, second-rate, and third-rate according to the needs.

Shanhai College is not only a top-notch academy for cultivating immortals, it is even well-known in the whole prehistoric world, and it can be called the top college for cultivating immortals, not one of them.

Anyone who can be admitted to this Immortal Cultivation Academy is a genius who is one in a million.

At such a young age, this delicate fellow Taoist didn't expect to be such a genius.

The two recalled what happened to them again, and for a moment their interest faded, and they casually pointed to the front.

Jiaoqiao thanked her, then disappeared into the crowd with a flash of her body.

……

In front of the stone pillars on the edge of the square, the flow of people was sparse. Occasionally, two people passed by, and they hurried forward again.

A girl in bright yellow clothes was sitting on a stone bench, resting her chin and waiting for something.

Suddenly, a cluster of pale pink smoke appeared out of nowhere, and the wind blew, revealing the figure of a girl.

"I found out that the place for admission procedures is right in front."

The girl in bright yellow clothes stood up quickly, looked around for a few times, and was relieved when she saw that no one had noticed her, "Qiaoqiao, after all, this is not where demon cultivators report, we'd better be more cautious."

Jiaoqiao curled her lips, her eyes lit up, and she sat down, "Let me tell you, it was interesting to meet two humans just now..."

The girl in bright yellow clothes clicked her tongue after hearing this, "Qiaoqiao, why don't you lie like this?"

"What's wrong?"

She raised her delicate face, and then said with confidence: "Furthermore, I didn't lie to them. Several of the ten sentences are true!"

"They really want to write it like this, specifying how many points they can get, anyway, it's much better than zero points."

"Which words?"

Jiaoqiao tilted her head, thought for a while and replied: "Well, for example, Wenqu Xingjun is indeed in charge of the exam, and for example, he really dare not speak ill of the Jade Emperor."

The girl in the bright yellow clothes stared blankly, "But...but this is only a few sentences."

"Alright, alright."

Jiaoqiao stretched out her hand to pinch her face twice, and said in a persuasive way: "Ke Ke, if you think this way, I'm letting them suffer and gain wisdom!"

"Next time they will know that the more beautiful a woman is, the more untrustworthy she is."

"But you're not pretty..." Ke Miaomiao didn't finish speaking, seeing her threatening eyes, she quickly shut her mouth.

In the next second, a flattering smile appeared on her round face, "Qiaoqiao, you are the best. You can even find a place where you can go through the admission procedures."

Jiaoqiao was refreshed and waved her hand pretending not to care, "Of course."

The two walked a few steps forward, their sight suddenly widened, and the magnificent square came into view.

There were tens of thousands of people standing on the Baiyu Square. From a distance, it was dark and dense, and only an ancient bronze gate was vaguely seen, above which was suspended a towering mountain.

The mountains are green and shady, all kinds of rare birds and animals play in the forest, there are flowers falling from the sky, and golden lotuses springing up from the ground.

People can't help but praise, what a scene of a fairy house.

Before the two could sigh, a voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Wait a minute!"

Jiaoqiao was taken aback for a moment, then turned her head away, a young Taoist priest in green robe was holding a bug and glared at her angrily, with the intention of doing something if there was any disagreement.

She blinked, took a step back, and asked solemnly: "Little Taoist priest, what are you holding me for?"

Her clear apricot eyes are curved, and there is a smile between her brows and eyes, which is very attractive.

The little Taoist blushed, and quickly let go of his hand, but his momentum had weakened a bit, "You shouldn't lie."

The little girl ran so fast, he watched helplessly as she passed through the crowd and disappeared as soon as she was about to reason after she had lied to others.

Fortunately, he brought a spirit cicada heirloom from his family, with a good nose, he could smell the peach blossom fragrance on her body, and follow the smell.

Blinking delicately, she spread her hands innocently, "Huh?"

"Heavenly Court and Buddhism have never been in harmony. You are misleading them with the first sentence."

The little Taoist frowned, and slowly introduced the knowledge he knew, "Furthermore, it was Wenqu Xingjun who published the paper, but it was the other Xingjun who are also the Big Dipper Seven Stars who approved the paper."

After a pause, he continued: "Let's not talk about Greedy Wolf Star Lord and Pojun Star Lord, and Wu Qu Star Lord has always been the one who advocates wars but not peace. Your words are obviously deceiving."

Jiaoqiao blinked, and cupped her hands in a teachable manner, "This fellow Taoist is very knowledgeable, I admire you!"

Without waiting for him to speak, she sighed again, "It's a pity that my family was poor since I was a child. I have never read any books, and I am complacent when I understand a little truth. Today I met a fellow Taoist, and I realized that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky!"

The little Taoist was stunned for a moment, a little at a loss, this man... he was so good-looking, why was he so shameless?
His face turned red with anger, and it took him a long time to utter a complete sentence, "You...you are so unreasonable and unreasonable!"

Jiaoqiao stared, "Fellow Daoist, if you continue to wrong me so much, I will report to the Law Enforcement Department of Shanhai City, and I will guarantee that you will not be able to eat and walk around, do you believe it?"

The wicked first to sue?
The little Taoist couldn't help but think of these words, trembling with anger, "Okay! Then ask the people from the Law Enforcement Division to see if I have wronged you!"

Jiaoqiao waved her hand and raised her chin, "Okay, then invite someone from the Law Enforcement Department to come over."

Without further ado, the little Taoist dialed the Lingxun number of the Law Enforcement Department of Shanhai City.

After briefly stating the address, he closed the communication stone, leaned on the stone pillar and silently recited the meditation mantra.

Jiaoqiao leaned over, reached out and pinched the ugly little bug on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Little Taoist, it's useless to study hard, you have to learn what it means to use it flexibly."

The little cicada is about the size of a finger, golden yellow in color, chubby, with a pair of transparent wings on its body, very cute.

Caught by her two hands, the little cicada fell directly on his shoulder, making a "chirp" cry.

"do not move!"

The little Taoist opened her hand and said with a straight face, "I have a name, my name is Fu Zhengzhi, not a little Taoist!"

He was only fifteen or sixteen years old, with delicate features, and his green robe was washed white, exuding a simple and kind-hearted aura.

"Fu Zhengzhi? Puchihahahahahahaha, why don't you call yourself prudish?"

Fu Zhengzhi felt a tightness in his chest, and he simply turned his head and ignored her.

Jiaoqiao got closer and closer, and said triumphantly: "Little Taoist priest, you have to be careful when the people from the Law Enforcement Department come. After all, you just grabbed my shoulder and you are playing a hooligan."

Fu Zheng angrily recited the meditation mantra again, and it took him a long time to calm down.

"Boom boom boom!"

The earth trembled suddenly.

The dust was blown up wantonly, and a gust of gray yellow wind dispersed, revealing the figures at the end of the street.

Dozens of gigantic alien beasts came slowly carrying people. The alien beasts looked like horses with a white body and black tail, one horn, tiger teeth and claws, and their sound was like a drum.

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