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Chapter 100: 3 Amusements
Chapter 100 The Three Amusements
Yanjing Yanjing, the male dormitory of the Third University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Zhang Kebai was flipping through the webpage boredly. As a basketball lover, August, September, and October are really difficult. The NBA playoffs, the world's highest basketball hall, are over. Yes, the draft is over, and the regular season of the next season is yet to come. In this vacuum period, without these wonderful and intense competitions, Zhang Ke is almost rotten.
Zhang Ke yawned, entered his own Weibo, and then opened Follow. The first one was to click on Curry’s official Weibo in Yanguo. Well, if it’s not a vacation, it’s training to show off its muscles, and pictures and texts of participating in certain activities. Obviously it can't satisfy Zhang Ke's heavy taste.
So he clicked on the Weibo of several other basketball superstars, flipped and flipped, flipped and flipped, alas, these two months have been really boring, even these basketball superstars, training, vacation, catwalk, nothing new .
Zhang Ke was about to close the Weibo page when he suddenly saw a slightly plump image among the followers.
"Ayesha?" Zhang Ke scratched his head, "When did I pay attention to her? ... Oh, it seems to be Curry's wife."
Zhang Ke clicked on Ayesha's profile picture and entered her Weibo.
"Hey, rich man, it's a luxury yacht, diving, sea fishing, drinking, and even a tuna! Uh, wait a minute, why does this guy look so similar..."
Zhang Ke looked at the nine pictures of Ayesha's latest updates. The last one was a group photo of Curry's family of four and Jing Qi. You can recognize the only person from Yan Kingdom in the photo, after all, he is the lower bunk brother who has been sleeping for three years.
Why does this sound a bit awkward?
Zhang Ke shook his head, wiped his eyes again, and looked at the photo with his wide eyes close to the laptop screen. It turned out to be the same face with the same familiar smell. Although his clothes had changed a little, the face had turned to ashes. He must not be able to recognize it. It came out, but the corners of the eyes, the small lips, and the hairstyle are definitely Jing Qi! ! !
"Fuck, something big happened!!!"
Zhang Ke was going crazy.
"What's the name of the ghost?"
There are four people in Zhang Ke's dormitory. He and Jing Qi are in bunk beds, and the other two are Lin Fan and Wang Min. At this moment, Wang Min is talking with his head slumped under the covers.
"Wang Min, hurry up and see who this bastard is!" Zhang Ke was shaking and shaking, as if some super-powerful vibrator was installed on the bed, and it couldn't stop at all.
"Who is it?" Wang Min yawned, and finally stuck his head out of the bed, but this time his eyes were sleepy, so he didn't have any energy.
"Damn it, you'll be paralyzed after sleeping! Hurry up and die." Zhang Ke wished he could throw the notebook in his face, but thinking about it, there were dozens of Japanese dicks in it. Calm down.
"Sleep a little longer, last night I stayed with my girlfriend until 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock!" Wang Min said limply on the bed as if his shell had been hollowed out.
"Fuck!" Zhang Ke was about to cry. After this guy had a girlfriend, he went to the hotel to have sex every day, and when he came back, he looked like he was suffering and regretful. He was so cheap that he wanted to cry without tears. .
"Yo, are you awake?" Lin Fan was the last person in the dormitory at this time, and came in with a big bowl and a small bowl, but he volunteered to go out to buy breakfast. Of course, the sun was already shining outside at this time, and it was almost eleven o'clock Arrived.
"Xiao Linzi, come and have a look, what the hell, something serious happened!" Zhang Ke shouted immediately when he saw Lin Fan coming in.
As soon as Lin Fan put the breakfast on the table, his face sank, and he said aggrievedly: "Didn't it be agreed that we won't call him that stupid name in the future?"
I don't know why, every time someone calls him by this name, he will think of Xiao Linzi in Xiaoao Jianghu, yes, the one who practiced evil swordsmanship from the palace, he just lingers.
"Don't pay attention to these details, dear!" Zhang Ke directly unplugged the power cord, mouse cord, and keyboard cord from the laptop, carried the laptop to Lin Fan, pointed to the photo on it, and was about to speak when he It was interrupted by Lin Fan.
"I'm going to go, little tadpole, your taste is getting stronger and stronger!"
Zhang Ke was stunned, and even looked at the laptop screen, it happened to be a selfie of Ayesha, Ayesha was quite plump, no wonder Lin Fan said so.
"That's not the point, no, it's the point, Xiao Linzi, do you know who she is?" Zhang Ke was so anxious that his mouth almost cramped.
"Who is it?" Lin Fan looked at Zhang Ke with disgust, as if looking at some pervert.
"She, she is Ayesha, Ayesha!"
"And then?" Lin Fan thought for a long time but didn't remember, and blinked innocently.
"This is Curry's wife." Zhang Ke hated iron but steel.
"... Beast! You won't even let go of my idol wife. Today, I'm killing you on behalf of the moon, and I've made a contribution to a harmonious society!" When Lin Fan heard this, he immediately became furious, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to kill his relatives righteously.
"Don't, don't, listen to me, I haven't fucking finished yet!" Zhang Ke burst into tears.
Wang Min was lying on the bed watching the play, his eyes were quite wretched: "Xiao Linzi, don't listen to his sophistry, just pull out your Ruyi Golden Cudgel, adjust it to the maximum power, stab his chrysanthemum, fuck him to death!"
Lin Fan felt quite reasonable when he heard it, and immediately began to untie his belt.
Zhang Ke was so anxious that tears came out, he turned his head and glared fiercely at Wang Min who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
Wang Min sensed a murderous aura rushing towards him, he even lifted the quilt to cover his head, pretending to be dead.
Only then did Zhang Ke frantically flip through the photos in the notebook to the last one, handed it to Lin Fan, and said loudly: "Look, see who this guy is, and see who took your wife, bah, bah, you The idol wife is ruined."
Lin Fan glanced at it indifferently, and in the next moment, his small eyes turned into bull's eyes, looked at the photo in disbelief, and stammered, "This, this is... Curry?... Are you fucking kidding me?" What! Isn't it normal for him to go out to sea with his wife?"
"I didn't tell you to look at Curry, but the guy next to him!" Zhang Ke was so exhausted that he wanted to take sleeping pills.
"En?" After his reminder, Lin Fan finally saw the only Yan country compatriot in this photo, and his complexion was not good at that time, "...Uh, hehe, this, this PS is not bad, it made It seems real, who did it, it must be Jing Qi, didn't this guy say he went to another place for an internship? When will he change his career... Well, don't tell me this is true!"
"These pictures are the ones posted by Ayesha herself on Weibo!" Zhang Ke winked and said, "I'm so 'fine', ****', you deserve it!"
(End of this chapter)
Yanjing Yanjing, the male dormitory of the Third University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Zhang Kebai was flipping through the webpage boredly. As a basketball lover, August, September, and October are really difficult. The NBA playoffs, the world's highest basketball hall, are over. Yes, the draft is over, and the regular season of the next season is yet to come. In this vacuum period, without these wonderful and intense competitions, Zhang Ke is almost rotten.
Zhang Ke yawned, entered his own Weibo, and then opened Follow. The first one was to click on Curry’s official Weibo in Yanguo. Well, if it’s not a vacation, it’s training to show off its muscles, and pictures and texts of participating in certain activities. Obviously it can't satisfy Zhang Ke's heavy taste.
So he clicked on the Weibo of several other basketball superstars, flipped and flipped, flipped and flipped, alas, these two months have been really boring, even these basketball superstars, training, vacation, catwalk, nothing new .
Zhang Ke was about to close the Weibo page when he suddenly saw a slightly plump image among the followers.
"Ayesha?" Zhang Ke scratched his head, "When did I pay attention to her? ... Oh, it seems to be Curry's wife."
Zhang Ke clicked on Ayesha's profile picture and entered her Weibo.
"Hey, rich man, it's a luxury yacht, diving, sea fishing, drinking, and even a tuna! Uh, wait a minute, why does this guy look so similar..."
Zhang Ke looked at the nine pictures of Ayesha's latest updates. The last one was a group photo of Curry's family of four and Jing Qi. You can recognize the only person from Yan Kingdom in the photo, after all, he is the lower bunk brother who has been sleeping for three years.
Why does this sound a bit awkward?
Zhang Ke shook his head, wiped his eyes again, and looked at the photo with his wide eyes close to the laptop screen. It turned out to be the same face with the same familiar smell. Although his clothes had changed a little, the face had turned to ashes. He must not be able to recognize it. It came out, but the corners of the eyes, the small lips, and the hairstyle are definitely Jing Qi! ! !
"Fuck, something big happened!!!"
Zhang Ke was going crazy.
"What's the name of the ghost?"
There are four people in Zhang Ke's dormitory. He and Jing Qi are in bunk beds, and the other two are Lin Fan and Wang Min. At this moment, Wang Min is talking with his head slumped under the covers.
"Wang Min, hurry up and see who this bastard is!" Zhang Ke was shaking and shaking, as if some super-powerful vibrator was installed on the bed, and it couldn't stop at all.
"Who is it?" Wang Min yawned, and finally stuck his head out of the bed, but this time his eyes were sleepy, so he didn't have any energy.
"Damn it, you'll be paralyzed after sleeping! Hurry up and die." Zhang Ke wished he could throw the notebook in his face, but thinking about it, there were dozens of Japanese dicks in it. Calm down.
"Sleep a little longer, last night I stayed with my girlfriend until 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock!" Wang Min said limply on the bed as if his shell had been hollowed out.
"Fuck!" Zhang Ke was about to cry. After this guy had a girlfriend, he went to the hotel to have sex every day, and when he came back, he looked like he was suffering and regretful. He was so cheap that he wanted to cry without tears. .
"Yo, are you awake?" Lin Fan was the last person in the dormitory at this time, and came in with a big bowl and a small bowl, but he volunteered to go out to buy breakfast. Of course, the sun was already shining outside at this time, and it was almost eleven o'clock Arrived.
"Xiao Linzi, come and have a look, what the hell, something serious happened!" Zhang Ke shouted immediately when he saw Lin Fan coming in.
As soon as Lin Fan put the breakfast on the table, his face sank, and he said aggrievedly: "Didn't it be agreed that we won't call him that stupid name in the future?"
I don't know why, every time someone calls him by this name, he will think of Xiao Linzi in Xiaoao Jianghu, yes, the one who practiced evil swordsmanship from the palace, he just lingers.
"Don't pay attention to these details, dear!" Zhang Ke directly unplugged the power cord, mouse cord, and keyboard cord from the laptop, carried the laptop to Lin Fan, pointed to the photo on it, and was about to speak when he It was interrupted by Lin Fan.
"I'm going to go, little tadpole, your taste is getting stronger and stronger!"
Zhang Ke was stunned, and even looked at the laptop screen, it happened to be a selfie of Ayesha, Ayesha was quite plump, no wonder Lin Fan said so.
"That's not the point, no, it's the point, Xiao Linzi, do you know who she is?" Zhang Ke was so anxious that his mouth almost cramped.
"Who is it?" Lin Fan looked at Zhang Ke with disgust, as if looking at some pervert.
"She, she is Ayesha, Ayesha!"
"And then?" Lin Fan thought for a long time but didn't remember, and blinked innocently.
"This is Curry's wife." Zhang Ke hated iron but steel.
"... Beast! You won't even let go of my idol wife. Today, I'm killing you on behalf of the moon, and I've made a contribution to a harmonious society!" When Lin Fan heard this, he immediately became furious, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to kill his relatives righteously.
"Don't, don't, listen to me, I haven't fucking finished yet!" Zhang Ke burst into tears.
Wang Min was lying on the bed watching the play, his eyes were quite wretched: "Xiao Linzi, don't listen to his sophistry, just pull out your Ruyi Golden Cudgel, adjust it to the maximum power, stab his chrysanthemum, fuck him to death!"
Lin Fan felt quite reasonable when he heard it, and immediately began to untie his belt.
Zhang Ke was so anxious that tears came out, he turned his head and glared fiercely at Wang Min who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
Wang Min sensed a murderous aura rushing towards him, he even lifted the quilt to cover his head, pretending to be dead.
Only then did Zhang Ke frantically flip through the photos in the notebook to the last one, handed it to Lin Fan, and said loudly: "Look, see who this guy is, and see who took your wife, bah, bah, you The idol wife is ruined."
Lin Fan glanced at it indifferently, and in the next moment, his small eyes turned into bull's eyes, looked at the photo in disbelief, and stammered, "This, this is... Curry?... Are you fucking kidding me?" What! Isn't it normal for him to go out to sea with his wife?"
"I didn't tell you to look at Curry, but the guy next to him!" Zhang Ke was so exhausted that he wanted to take sleeping pills.
"En?" After his reminder, Lin Fan finally saw the only Yan country compatriot in this photo, and his complexion was not good at that time, "...Uh, hehe, this, this PS is not bad, it made It seems real, who did it, it must be Jing Qi, didn't this guy say he went to another place for an internship? When will he change his career... Well, don't tell me this is true!"
"These pictures are the ones posted by Ayesha herself on Weibo!" Zhang Ke winked and said, "I'm so 'fine', ****', you deserve it!"
(End of this chapter)
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