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Chapter 11 The Witty Leopard
Chapter 11 The Witty Leopard
Early the next morning, Jing Qi was awakened by the sound of cars outside.When I got up, it turned out to be a car that is very familiar in China.
"KFC?" Jing Qi was startled, and then remembered what Sun Xiaoyang said, that when the lettuce was grown in the farm, KFC bought it directly.
At this time, Leopard is leading a freckled man in a KFC uniform to the left.
"Hey, brother, I heard that your farm has changed owners?" The freckled man also heard what their manager said, and he didn't know if it was true or not.
"Of course, a very young boss came. Although I am not used to living here, he is indeed a very good boss."
If Jing Qi heard this, he would understand that the LCD TV he bought yesterday was not in vain.
"Oh, it turned out to be true. It's so enviable. You know, your farm is worth a lot of money." The freckled man showed envy in his eyes.
"Well, once there was a rich man who was willing to pay 500 million US dollars to buy this place, but the boss at that time refused." Leopard said bluntly.
"Oh, God, 500 million dollars, I'm afraid I won't be able to make a fraction of it all my life." The freckled man's eyes suddenly flashed a bright light, "Hey, is your new boss a man or a woman?"
Leopard looked back at the freckled man, and said with a smile: "You should give up, don't say the boss is a man, even if he is a woman, I'm afraid he won't like you."
"You don't understand at all. Although I'm average-looking, I'm very good at my job." The freckled man raised his head and chest, like a proud duck, "You know, this is very difficult for many women. Important matter!"
Leopard looked at the young Caucasian with disdain, and sneered, "Why don't we find a place to compare?"
"..." Only then did the freckled man realize that the guy in front of him was a black man, and black people usually compare that to that.
"Hehe, just kidding, brother, you don't have to take it seriously." The freckled man softened.
……
Thinking of the lettuce, Jing Qi even called a Caucasian aunt, and told him, "Go and tell Leopard, don't sell all the lettuce, make some lettuce for lunch and evening, I haven't eaten for quite a while."
"I understand what you mean, sir." The white aunt nodded, and then strode towards the leopards.
Jing Qi simply ate breakfast, then went back to his room and continued to absorb the century-old wild ginseng.
Xu Shi had just soaked in the medicated bath last night, and the meridians in his body were extremely active. This time, the absorption was very smooth and harmonious, as if it came naturally, without any jerky or bottleneck at all.
Feeling the strengthening of the real wood aura in the dantian in his body bit by bit, Jing Qi's heart was full of fulfillment, as if his own child grew up day by day, and he had a sense of pride.
And the hundred-year-old wild ginseng was a little shriveled at this time, and there was not much pure plant aura left in it. I am afraid that if it is absorbed again, this wild ginseng will be completely useless.
"Looks like I'm going to go to the mountains again."
Jing Qi went downstairs and asked Old Jack to call the tiger, and they went up the mountain together. When they passed the cornfield, they happened to see the man with freckles and the leopard calculating the price.
"Boss?" Leopard saw Tiger with a gun by Jing Qi's side, and his heart skipped a beat.
"Yo, Leopard, isn't it over yet?" Jing Qi waved his hand, "I wanted to invite you to join me."
Call your sister, don't call me!
Leopard grabbed the freckled man and said with a chuckle: "Boss, the matter here is not over yet, it may take another hour or two, so I won't accompany you up the mountain."
The freckled man is a little restless, one or two hours?What a joke, within an hour he has to be back at KFC to deliver the lettuce! ... By the way, this boss is really young, he seems to be from Yan Kingdom, and he is really rich.
Leopard was keenly aware of the freckled man's thoughts, and even shook his shoulder vigorously, winking at him at the same time.
The freckled man was paralyzed immediately: This nigger fired at me, and he even winked at me... This, this taste is too strong, I am not prepared at all!
The tiger curled his lips, obviously seeing through the leopard's conspiracy of not wanting to go up the mountain, but he didn't care.
"Okay, Tiger, let's go up." Jing Qi shrugged.
Tiger asked: "Boss, is it the same place as last time?"
Jing Qi nodded: "That's right there."
Tiger breathed a sigh of relief.
This time they went up the mountain, but the two encountered the completely opposite treatment from before.
"Chichi?" A well-fed squirrel tilted its head and looked at Jing Qi, its little nose shrugged, as if it smelled something extraordinary.
The next moment, the squirrel dropped the pine nut in its hand, and jumped onto Jing Qi's shoulder in twos and twos, looking at Jing Qi curiously, its fluffy tail wagging behind it, very cute.
"What's going on here?" The tiger looked at the squirrel in surprise, and wanted to reach out and touch its head.
"Chichi!" The squirrel screamed fiercely at the tiger twice, then dragged its big tail and ran to Jing Qi's other shoulder, and continued to look at Jing Qi with its head tilted.
Jing Qi smiled wryly, and then tried to reach out, but the squirrel didn't even want to hide, allowing Jing Qi's hand to touch its head.
"Chichi?" The squirrel called out twice, its small eyes narrowed slightly, as if enjoying Jing Qi's touch.
Tiger was stunned watching, but Jing Qi had a clue.
"Longevity formula, it must be my longevity formula!"
When he went up the mountain for the first time, Jing Qi had just started to practice the longevity formula, so the effect was not obvious, but now his longevity formula has stabilized in the middle of the first heaven, because he absorbed a lot of plant aura, so his whole body exudes A natural breath, for these little guys who grew up in the forest, this breath makes them very comfortable, and they are naturally willing to get close to Jing Qi.
As for the tiger next to Jing Qi... you should go to sleep.
Along the way, Jing Qi gathered more and more squirrels around him. In the end, there were more than a dozen chubby little squirrels hanging from his body, and there were more than a dozen more behind his buttocks, calling out 'cheep, cheep' Not to mention, it's really a beautiful picture of people and animals living in harmony.
And the biggest failure of this picture scroll is the tiger who follows behind Jing Qi with an expressionless face.
It hurts, these squirrels really hurt!
……
At the foot of the mountain, when Leopard saw Jing Qi and the tiger going up the mountain, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and after driving the freckled man away in the shortest time, he went straight to the tiger's bedroom.
After the tiger came back yesterday, he showed off the clothes signed by Curry in front of the elephant and the leopard, which made them both envious and jealous, and didn't sleep well all night.
No, when I saw a tiger going up the mountain, judging from the experience of going there last time, it probably wouldn't come down within two hours.
Leopard ran to Tiger's bedroom and immediately saw the signed shirt nailed to the wall. His heart was burning hot, and then he sneered and took out a pair of scissors to cut the signature.
"Yeah! Well done."
The leopard turned around and left the tiger's bedroom, then found a white lady, and asked her to sew this signature on her clothes.
"I'm so witty." Leopard pursed his lips and smiled so hard that his eyes could hardly be seen, and his whole face was black.
(End of this chapter)
Early the next morning, Jing Qi was awakened by the sound of cars outside.When I got up, it turned out to be a car that is very familiar in China.
"KFC?" Jing Qi was startled, and then remembered what Sun Xiaoyang said, that when the lettuce was grown in the farm, KFC bought it directly.
At this time, Leopard is leading a freckled man in a KFC uniform to the left.
"Hey, brother, I heard that your farm has changed owners?" The freckled man also heard what their manager said, and he didn't know if it was true or not.
"Of course, a very young boss came. Although I am not used to living here, he is indeed a very good boss."
If Jing Qi heard this, he would understand that the LCD TV he bought yesterday was not in vain.
"Oh, it turned out to be true. It's so enviable. You know, your farm is worth a lot of money." The freckled man showed envy in his eyes.
"Well, once there was a rich man who was willing to pay 500 million US dollars to buy this place, but the boss at that time refused." Leopard said bluntly.
"Oh, God, 500 million dollars, I'm afraid I won't be able to make a fraction of it all my life." The freckled man's eyes suddenly flashed a bright light, "Hey, is your new boss a man or a woman?"
Leopard looked back at the freckled man, and said with a smile: "You should give up, don't say the boss is a man, even if he is a woman, I'm afraid he won't like you."
"You don't understand at all. Although I'm average-looking, I'm very good at my job." The freckled man raised his head and chest, like a proud duck, "You know, this is very difficult for many women. Important matter!"
Leopard looked at the young Caucasian with disdain, and sneered, "Why don't we find a place to compare?"
"..." Only then did the freckled man realize that the guy in front of him was a black man, and black people usually compare that to that.
"Hehe, just kidding, brother, you don't have to take it seriously." The freckled man softened.
……
Thinking of the lettuce, Jing Qi even called a Caucasian aunt, and told him, "Go and tell Leopard, don't sell all the lettuce, make some lettuce for lunch and evening, I haven't eaten for quite a while."
"I understand what you mean, sir." The white aunt nodded, and then strode towards the leopards.
Jing Qi simply ate breakfast, then went back to his room and continued to absorb the century-old wild ginseng.
Xu Shi had just soaked in the medicated bath last night, and the meridians in his body were extremely active. This time, the absorption was very smooth and harmonious, as if it came naturally, without any jerky or bottleneck at all.
Feeling the strengthening of the real wood aura in the dantian in his body bit by bit, Jing Qi's heart was full of fulfillment, as if his own child grew up day by day, and he had a sense of pride.
And the hundred-year-old wild ginseng was a little shriveled at this time, and there was not much pure plant aura left in it. I am afraid that if it is absorbed again, this wild ginseng will be completely useless.
"Looks like I'm going to go to the mountains again."
Jing Qi went downstairs and asked Old Jack to call the tiger, and they went up the mountain together. When they passed the cornfield, they happened to see the man with freckles and the leopard calculating the price.
"Boss?" Leopard saw Tiger with a gun by Jing Qi's side, and his heart skipped a beat.
"Yo, Leopard, isn't it over yet?" Jing Qi waved his hand, "I wanted to invite you to join me."
Call your sister, don't call me!
Leopard grabbed the freckled man and said with a chuckle: "Boss, the matter here is not over yet, it may take another hour or two, so I won't accompany you up the mountain."
The freckled man is a little restless, one or two hours?What a joke, within an hour he has to be back at KFC to deliver the lettuce! ... By the way, this boss is really young, he seems to be from Yan Kingdom, and he is really rich.
Leopard was keenly aware of the freckled man's thoughts, and even shook his shoulder vigorously, winking at him at the same time.
The freckled man was paralyzed immediately: This nigger fired at me, and he even winked at me... This, this taste is too strong, I am not prepared at all!
The tiger curled his lips, obviously seeing through the leopard's conspiracy of not wanting to go up the mountain, but he didn't care.
"Okay, Tiger, let's go up." Jing Qi shrugged.
Tiger asked: "Boss, is it the same place as last time?"
Jing Qi nodded: "That's right there."
Tiger breathed a sigh of relief.
This time they went up the mountain, but the two encountered the completely opposite treatment from before.
"Chichi?" A well-fed squirrel tilted its head and looked at Jing Qi, its little nose shrugged, as if it smelled something extraordinary.
The next moment, the squirrel dropped the pine nut in its hand, and jumped onto Jing Qi's shoulder in twos and twos, looking at Jing Qi curiously, its fluffy tail wagging behind it, very cute.
"What's going on here?" The tiger looked at the squirrel in surprise, and wanted to reach out and touch its head.
"Chichi!" The squirrel screamed fiercely at the tiger twice, then dragged its big tail and ran to Jing Qi's other shoulder, and continued to look at Jing Qi with its head tilted.
Jing Qi smiled wryly, and then tried to reach out, but the squirrel didn't even want to hide, allowing Jing Qi's hand to touch its head.
"Chichi?" The squirrel called out twice, its small eyes narrowed slightly, as if enjoying Jing Qi's touch.
Tiger was stunned watching, but Jing Qi had a clue.
"Longevity formula, it must be my longevity formula!"
When he went up the mountain for the first time, Jing Qi had just started to practice the longevity formula, so the effect was not obvious, but now his longevity formula has stabilized in the middle of the first heaven, because he absorbed a lot of plant aura, so his whole body exudes A natural breath, for these little guys who grew up in the forest, this breath makes them very comfortable, and they are naturally willing to get close to Jing Qi.
As for the tiger next to Jing Qi... you should go to sleep.
Along the way, Jing Qi gathered more and more squirrels around him. In the end, there were more than a dozen chubby little squirrels hanging from his body, and there were more than a dozen more behind his buttocks, calling out 'cheep, cheep' Not to mention, it's really a beautiful picture of people and animals living in harmony.
And the biggest failure of this picture scroll is the tiger who follows behind Jing Qi with an expressionless face.
It hurts, these squirrels really hurt!
……
At the foot of the mountain, when Leopard saw Jing Qi and the tiger going up the mountain, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and after driving the freckled man away in the shortest time, he went straight to the tiger's bedroom.
After the tiger came back yesterday, he showed off the clothes signed by Curry in front of the elephant and the leopard, which made them both envious and jealous, and didn't sleep well all night.
No, when I saw a tiger going up the mountain, judging from the experience of going there last time, it probably wouldn't come down within two hours.
Leopard ran to Tiger's bedroom and immediately saw the signed shirt nailed to the wall. His heart was burning hot, and then he sneered and took out a pair of scissors to cut the signature.
"Yeah! Well done."
The leopard turned around and left the tiger's bedroom, then found a white lady, and asked her to sew this signature on her clothes.
"I'm so witty." Leopard pursed his lips and smiled so hard that his eyes could hardly be seen, and his whole face was black.
(End of this chapter)
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