Chinese players in Europe

Chapter 678 Depressed Corrat

"Shoot..."

A piercing and sharp voice sounded, and then a black taxi suddenly appeared at the gate of the airport hall.Obviously, this unpleasant sound is the product of the intense friction between the tires and the ground.

Lao Yao, who was looking around, saw the taxi that suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, he couldn't help frowning, and looked over steadily.

The rear door opened quickly, and a somewhat obese middle-aged British man ran out of the car in a panic, then walked tremblingly to the railing, holding on to the railing with a retching appearance.Judging by the painful expression on his face, it seemed that he might faint at any moment.

Lao Yao knew very well that this was a sign of motion sickness.Lao Yao quickly laughed. Judging from the violent tail-swing of the car just now, the "torture" that this passenger suffered just now was not light.

"Smile!"

Corrat, who was sitting in the driver's seat, looked at the chuckling eastern man not far away and raised his middle finger arrogantly.

Korrat always thought of himself as a taxi driver with very professional ethics. Looking at his passenger's disheveled appearance, he obviously didn't have the strength to drag the luggage out by himself.So the "kind" Corrat opened the trunk and stepped out from the driver's seat.

"I said buddy, are you alright? You're too badass to take such a setback. Don't you think it's exciting and fun to ride in my 'racing car'?"

While speaking sarcasticly, Corrat heartlessly threw the suitcase he took out of the trunk in front of the middle-aged passenger.

And the passenger who was suffering was so angry that he kept rolling his eyes when he heard the cool words of the hideous taxi driver, and almost passed out.

Corrat didn't care, he collected the fare with a smile, then nodded in satisfaction, turned his head, and met Lao Yao's gaze.

Corrat was stunned for a moment, then a smirk appeared on his face again, he put his hand in his mouth without any scruples, and blew a sharp whistle fiercely at this strange oriental man.

Lao Yao finally saw the appearance of the taxi driver in front of him. He was dressed in a non-mainstream punk outfit. In winter, he only wore a black vest and a gray jacket over it. His ears were covered with various patterns. The hanging ring, the shape of a knife scar was drawn on Bancun's head, coupled with that full of flesh on the face, he is a Chinese "bastard head".

Lao Yao frowned even tighter.After hesitating for a while, Lao Yao still took two steps forward, threw the suitcase in his hand into the trunk, then pulled open the passenger seat and sat on it.

Now it was Korrat's turn to be dumbfounded. He hadn't greeted the other party yet, but the other party got into the car unceremoniously.Well, well, our "crazy driver" Mr. Korrat was upset, and he decided to show this Oriental man a little bit of color.

"I said buddy, don't you think it is very impolite and ungentlemanly to get into the owner's car without the owner's consent?"

Corrat got into the driver's seat carelessly, and showed a fierce look to Lao Yao next to him.

Corrat is tall and tall, and his appearance is enough to be described as "hateful". In addition, when he smiles badly, the flesh on his face will tremble with the facial nerves, making him look even more like a person with malicious intentions. The "rogue" of the.

Korrat originally wanted to frighten the oriental man to satisfy his bad taste.But he was quickly disappointed, the other party didn't even lift his eyelids, just leaned against the car seat and closed his eyes to sleep, with a calm look on his face, as if he didn't hear what he was saying at all.

"I said you bastard... hateful Oriental!" Korrat saw that he was ignored, and couldn't help but roared again.He originally wanted to scold the other party as a "bastard", but considering that the other party was an oriental man, maybe he was Mo Fei's compatriot, Corrat loved the house and black people, so he only used "hateful" to describe the passenger next to him because he thought it was very face-saving.

Lao Yao continued to close his eyes and meditate, ignoring him.

"Hey, I say you should just say a word. A handsome man like me stands upright in front of you, and you don't react at all. You know it hurts me, man?" Corrat persisted. Continue to grumble.

Lao Yao had a reaction now - he raised his eyelids and glanced at the other party, then turned sideways, and continued to close his eyes to rest.

"I'm so shameless? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up and let you know how good the best taxi driver in London is!" Corrat really got into a fight with this silent Oriental. However, he did not believe that the other party could remain indifferent in front of his "vicious" self.He shook his fist, as if he was threatening the other party. If he didn't speak again, his fist was not just for bluffing.

Lao Yao "suddenly..." opened his eyes, and two cold and sharp gazes were cast directly on the opponent's face.

Korrat suddenly felt that he was wrapped in a piercing cold, his heart trembled, and he stared blankly at the other party, his face full of disbelief.He is a bit confused, but he is not a fool. He is very clear that the sudden surge of momentum of the other party has brought him a dangerous smell. Out of human instinct, he has no doubt that if he really dares to No matter what action, maybe the fist has not landed yet, but he will be thrown out of the car by the opponent first.

Corrat smiled awkwardly, and immediately retracted his raised fist in the air, then he pretended to touch his nose, and said with a dry smile, "Don't be such a dude, I just want to say hello to you..."

Lao Yao stared straight at the other party for a while, then looked away, leaned back on the chair and closed his eyes.

"Hey, Oriental, can you stop being so cool!" Seeing that the other party still ignored him, Korrat continued, "Please, say something! I'm about to be suffocated..."

"Boss, can you stop being so indifferent with a dead face..."

"Are you still talking? Hey...wow, there are flying saucers outside the window!"

"Damn, why don't you talk to me like this? It seems that I can only use my unique trick... Damn, someone is running naked..."

"...You...you...you won, and this doesn't even make you move your lips. I'm completely convinced..."

Corrat was completely at a loss. He tried his best and tried all the ways, but this weird oriental passenger looked calm and didn't say anything.

"It's really fucking annoying, like a nasty crow. I can't help but want to punch someone after reading it over and over again!" Lao Yao's expression was still cold and calm, but his heart was about to be overwhelmed by this nonsense. The taxi driver got angry, this kid was really "torturing" his ears.

"Hey, why did I forget this!" Korrat, with a bitter face, suddenly slapped himself on the forehead nervously, and muttered to himself, "This guy won't listen at all. Don't know English...I'm so smart, I can think of this!"

Thinking about it this way, Korrat lost the desire to continue teasing the eastern passenger, and asked casually, "Where are you going?" Then, worried that the other party would not understand what he meant, he dug out a map from the small drawer, Using gestures, let the other party point out the destination he is going to.

Lao Yao looked at this hideous British driver in surprise, but he didn't expect that this big man was not too outrageous, and he "kindly" pulled out the map to let him find his destination.Immediately, Lao Yao laughed again. This idiot, if I really don’t understand what he said, then even if he takes out a map, I can recognize the English letters on it and find the correct destination?
Poor Mr. Corrat still doesn't know that his image has been equated with "idiot" in the other party's eyes. Looking at the other party's inexplicable smile, Corrat thought that his gestures were not good enough, He continued to twitter and explain while making gestures.

The smile on Lao Yao's face deepened, and he took out a note and handed it over.

"Damn it, since you have the note with the address written on it, why didn't you give it to me earlier. The actions of Mr. Daring Love for so long have all been in vain. Do I really look like a monkey jumping up and down?" Cora He took the note handed over by the other party cursingly, glanced at it, his face changed drastically, and his eyeballs almost fell out, "Tottenham player training base?... Nima, you are going to Tottenham Training Course……"

After Colelat was stunned, he quickly thought that the opponent was a famous fan who came to London to admire the great Tottenham.Corrat was immediately full of affection for this strange oriental passenger: he traveled so far across the ocean from Asia to the UK just to see our players, and he really is a die-hard fan.Tottenham fans all over the world are a family, no matter what we have to do our best to help him to the destination.Of course, if we continue to carry forward the spirit of our London fans and get him a few signed photos of Tottenham players, I am afraid he will be more grateful to himself, and he can also enjoy being admired...

"Oriental, you are very good. Tottenham is the greatest team in the world. Being able to come to London to support Tottenham proves that you are a loyal Tottenham fan! Ha, welcome to White Hart Lane!"

Korrat didn't care whether the other party understood or not, he laughed out loud, kept moving his hands, pulled on the brake, stepped on the accelerator, and drove the car out.

"Oriental people, the scenery in London is very good. If possible, you have to spend a few more days here. Tottenham will have a home game this weekend. You can go to White Hart Lane to cheer for our team! "

"Our British Tottenham fans are very enthusiastic. As long as you are a loyal Tottenham fan, no matter which country you come from, you will enjoy the welcome of the big guys here. Ha, it is as warm as a big family!"

"I said, are you Chinese or Japanese? Korean? Taiwanese... Let me tell you, it would be cool if you were Chinese, you know? Mo is Chinese! Do you know who Mo is? Mr. World Footballer ! World No.1! How is it? Awesome, right?"

Korrat's old habit of "talking tuberculosis" happened again, and he started talking endlessly while driving, but he forgot that in his mind, the other party couldn't understand English at all.Or maybe he didn't forget it, but he just got excited and couldn't stop talking.

"I'm from China."

What shocked Korrat was that when the oriental passenger, who had been dull before, said his nationality, the other party would suddenly say something.And when he uttered it with an authentic and fluent London accent, he was not so shocked that his jaw dropped to the ground.

Lao Yao, who used to be a special soldier, has not only been on the battlefield with heavy bullets, but also carried out secret missions around the world many times. Therefore, he can speak several mainstream languages ​​in the world, and he can speak fluent English, which is naturally a no-brainer.

"Yeah...you can understand what I'm saying!" Korrat's face was dull, as if he had seen a ghost, he was at a loss.

"What do you think? Mr. Monkey?" Lao Yao rolled his eyes and replied flatly while leaning on the car seat.

"Ahhh...you dare to say that the handsome Mr. Loris is a monkey! I feel insulted, Huaxia people, I want to challenge you! I want to fight you!" Corrat seemed As if someone stepped on his tail, he completely forgot that he was intimidated by the other party's cold eyes just now, and roared with a ferocious expression on his face.

Lao Yao didn't bother to talk to him, raised his hand to look at the watch on his left wrist, and suddenly asked, "When does Tottenham's training end?"

"Five o'clock." Korrat realized that his thinking couldn't keep up with the other party's rhythm, and the topic jumped too much. Just now he issued a duel challenge, and the other party asked another question in a blink of an eye. .But Corrat replied honestly, maybe he thinks the other party's eyes are too scary, how dare he not say anything.

"Uh, it's almost five o'clock..." The old demon looked at Korrat who was driving thoughtfully, and suddenly said, "Stop."

"What are you doing? Parking? Hey, buddy, you can't park here..." Corrat glanced at the "No Parking" sign in front of him, and replied inexplicably.

However, he obediently parked the car on the side of the road, because the other party's terrifying eyes were fixed on him again, and he was worried that if he didn't follow, he would be beaten up.Corrat felt like crying now, he didn't even know why he was so unlucky.I met such a "unreasonable" villain who I didn't dare to provoke.In his heart, Lao Yao gave him the feeling that he was a veritable villain, otherwise why would he threaten him at every turn...

"Man, it's really sad to meet you, I don't think I can escape the ticket..." Corrat said with a bitter expression.Although he is often fined for violating regulations, it is the first time he has done such a "brain-dead" thing like today to find a fine by himself.

"My boss will give you all your losses." Lao Yao said lightly, then got out of the car, walked to the side of the driver's seat, knocked on the car door, and pointed his fingers to signal Corrat to get out of the car .

"Hey, hey, what are you doing..."

Corrat felt that he was really unlucky, because he quickly found himself pulled out of the car by the other party, and then stuffed into the passenger seat, while the Chinese man who made this masterpiece quickly got into the driver's seat. seat.

"Sir, do you have a driver's license? Do you know the route to the training ground?" Korrat was about to collapse. After the nasty police catch me, how heavy will my fine be..."

Lao Yao acted as if he hadn't heard of it, and turned on the GPRS positioning system on the car, adjusted the route clearly, and then stepped on the car, and the car shot out like an arrow off the string.

Korrat finally felt the pain of the passengers he tortured, because he was shaken by the huge impact, his head hit the car seat heavily, and his heart was overwhelmed Generally uncomfortable, a feeling of dizziness to the point of wanting to vomit quickly surged in my heart.

"Damn it..." Korrat groaned helplessly.

"With your dilly-dallying driving speed, when we arrive at the training ground, the players have already finished training and went home." Lao Yao said contemptuously.

Upon hearing this, Corrat really wanted to die.He is wronged, if it wasn't for the fact that this passenger is Mo Fei's compatriot, he wouldn't drive the car so slowly, God is pitiful, he just wanted the other person to sit comfortably in the car, how could he know that he, a famous Londoner, "Crazy Driver" was actually despised by others, and he was still despised for driving too slowly, too aggrieved...

But soon, Colerat was horrified to see that the pointer on the stopwatch pointed to 220 yards, which was already the limit of this car.To be honest, Corrat felt that he was crazy enough to drive, but he had never driven such a high speed in the urban area.

He feels ashamed now, he feels that if he drives a taxi like a Ferrari, the lunatic next to him is definitely driving a fighter jet... It's not at the same level at all!

"Oh, such a fast speed, it's over, it's over...I'm going to be fined to death..." Korrat recovered from the shock, and he seemed to see the scene where countless tickets drowned him, and his expression suddenly changed. Palely howled.

"Don't worry, as I said, my boss will pay you all the losses."

Lao Yao still maintains a calm tone, he enjoys this kind of excitement like the speed of the wind, watching Corrat, who has been chattering endlessly before, finally stops his crow's mouth, he is so happy that he hums He played Huaxia Minor, and his left hand lined his head even more, controlling the steering wheel with only one hand.

"You...you lunatic!"

Corrat's eyes were as big as footballs, his face was pale, and it took him a long time to hold back a curse from his mouth.

(End of this chapter)