The beginning of a small three, singing and crying water friends

Chapter 1: Chu He, the Improper Person
Beijing.

July is the hottest time.

In such a hot weather, if you don't turn on the air conditioner, if you sit in the room for a while, this person will feel uncomfortably hot.

But in a private house on the outskirts of the capital, a teenager has been sitting in the room blankly for an hour.

The boy's name is Chuhe, and he just crossed over.

Sitting here motionless is not because of anything else, mainly because he is accepting the memory of the original owner.

What makes Chuhe feel more at ease is that the world after time travel is actually the same as his original world.

If there is a difference, it is that the development of entertainment in this world is quite backward, but the people here like it very much.

According to our words, it is both food and fun.

The original owner was a broadcaster.

As for the anchor, there are three, six, and nine grades, and everyone knows it.

The original owner didn't have any other abilities, mainly because he was handsome, and he was good at singing, so he was somewhat popular in the live broadcast room.

But it's just a bit popular, otherwise he wouldn't be renting a house in the suburbs. Apart from a broken guitar, the room didn't even have an air conditioner.

Let's talk about the songs of this world... From the perspective of Chuhe after crossing, it is somewhat difficult to describe...

But it was exactly what he wanted.

To put it bluntly, from now on, even if Chuhe continues to be an anchor like the original owner, he won't have to worry about food and clothing anymore.

After all, in his previous life, he was known as the Chinese Xiaoqu Library.

If you take out a few songs from the original world and put them in this place where entertainment lags behind, they are all at the level of Wang Zhan.

That's exactly what he did.

No, it's almost time, so Chuhe turned on the computer, ready to start the live broadcast.

At this time, there was a sudden ding, and the system came.

"It is detected that the host is about to start the live broadcast, and the system starts to bind."

"The binding is successful! The rewards are being drawn."

"The reward draw was successful! The host obtained "Sound of Nature" and "Musical Instrument Proficiency"."

"Hey, God really let me eat this food..."

Chuhe tried it secretly by himself, and the song he sang has reached the level that can make other people's ears pregnant.

Isn't this live broadcast going to no avail?
Apart from anything else, the live broadcast is on!
"Huh? Did the anchor start broadcasting so early today?"

"Morning everyone."

Chuhe also knows how to live broadcast. He has watched many live broadcasts in his previous life, so he can handle it with ease.

There are routines for being a singing anchor.

If you can't come up, you can sing.

If you really want to do this, after four or five hours of a live broadcast, Iron Man can make you tired.

Therefore, the interaction with the audience is the most important.

Chu He said with a smile: "The broadcast started earlier today, and I will give you some benefits. There is a prize quiz. The first one who answers my question will be rewarded with [-] cash!"

As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room became lively.

Who doesn't like whoring?

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting better, Chuhe cleared his throat and asked the first question.

"Listen well, may I ask, why do you always kneel on one knee when you propose marriage?"

Chuhe's question confused the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Hey, this question is a bit difficult. It's common to get down on one knee to propose marriage, but you have to ask why... I really don't know. Does anyone know about it?"

"I don't know, what good people have nothing to do to study this..."

There was a lot of discussion among the people, but there was no result.

But there are still smart people out there.

Can't answer, can't you still go to Baidu?

After a while, a witty water friend spoke.

"This problem can't trouble me! The custom of kneeling on one knee comes from Europe. The West likes to use duels to solve problems. The same is true in the face of love. After the winner wins, his right hand will touch the tip of his sword to the ground, and his right knee will kneel on one leg. It’s a way of expressing ownership to girls, and the modern kneeling proposal has evolved from this tradition.”

"So it is!"

The water friend's answer made everyone suddenly realize, but...

I saw Chuhe smiled contemptuously, shook his head and said, "Who asked you this, why do you always kneel on one knee when proposing marriage? Because kneeling on both knees is going to the grave!"

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Fog grass?

The unexpected drift of the Chu River took all the water friends out of their minds.

"Nimma, you told me this about science popularization, and you didn't even say hello. You were caught off guard, okay?"

"Good guy, there are not many pitfalls in this brain, who would think about it from this angle? God damn it!"

Xiao Rou, who was answering questions in the live broadcast room just now, also stayed in front of the computer.

Confused, hesitant.

All kinds of complicated emotions came to my mind.

Xiaorou looked at Chuhe in the live broadcast as if she had seen a ghost.

Growing up so big, it was the first time she had the urge to swear!

After hesitating for a while, she slowly typed a "?" on the keyboard with trembling hands.

"What's the question mark? I'm fine, okay? Shall I give you another chance and ask another question?"

Chuhe laughed.

No one knows live streaming better than me!
The corner of Jiang Xiaorou's mouth twitched, and she began to get serious.

Isn't it just a brain teaser!This 100 yuan, I'm sure!
I saw Chuhe throwing out the second question.

"Listen, a hotel is recruiting waiters. One day, a beast is about to apply for this position. The examiner asks, if you accidentally break into the female guest's room while cleaning, and the female guest happens to be taking a shower and leaves the bathroom open. The other party found him immediately, what choice will he make at this time?"

"A: Say 'I'm sorry' and exit the room."

"B, say 'Excuse me, ma'am', close the bathroom door, and exit the room."

"C, pretending not to see the lady, silently closed the door and left, and said after the customer came out, "Madam, I'm sorry. "

"This"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were confused again.

What's the problem?
And are you sure this is not a sub-question?

Anyone who has gone through nine years of compulsory education should know how to choose?

At this moment, Jiang Xiaorou showed her fastest hand speed, typed quickly and replied: "I choose C!"

People with high emotional intelligence, of course, will not cause embarrassment to customers, just close the door and pretend not to see it.

It is not too late to apologize if the returning customer asks questions.

Chuhe glanced at the barrage and smiled.

"Are you sure? Is there a different answer?"

"What else is there to choose? It must be B!"

"It's a pity, my hand speed is slow, otherwise the hundred would be mine! Sure enough, I shouldn't find a girlfriend, a woman will only affect my typing speed!"

"Wake up upstairs, your girlfriend should inflate!"

"Hahaha, true! But this time the anchor should pay, right?"

The live broadcast room is also extremely joyful, even if I don't get the hundred, it's good to watch the anchor suffer.

"Send money? What kind of money to send? Let me tell you, you... got the wrong answer!"

Chu He spread his hands, a strange smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then announced the answer: "If it is a beast, he will choose D'I'm sorry, ma'am'!"

"???"

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