The beginning of a small three, singing and crying water friends

Chapter 31 Lady, Aha?
Chu He, who was sitting in front of the computer with his guitar in his arms, was thinking about which song to play instead.

The popular square dance music from the previous life abounds, making it difficult for him to choose for a while.

At this time, the system prompt sounded.

"Ding, it is detected that the popularity of the host's live broadcast meets the requirements, and the ability to unlock: proficient in ventriloquism."

Ventricular proficiency?
Chuhe looked at the system prompt and fell into deep thought.

This ventriloquist...is it serious?
Is it the kind of ventriloquism that you don't have to worry about eating and clothing with this skill?
Look down carefully, there is a detailed introduction below.

Ventricular proficiency: can imitate any voice.

Oh, that's what it meant, Chuhe heaved a sigh of relief.

He thought he was going to change his career.

But now that I have a good ventriloquism...

Chuhe knows which song to sing.

In the expectant eyes of everyone, Chu He plucked the strings, and a simple but rhythmic melody came out from the guitar.

The gentle melody made the audience in the live broadcast room quiet down all of a sudden.

At this time, Chuhe spoke.

"Lady,"

"Aha?"

"..."

The audience in the live broadcast room are all stupid, what is this?
The first sentence "lady" is still acceptable, and they also know that this is the lyrics.

But the phrase "Aha?" It was clearly sung by a female voice, the voice was charming with a touch of charm, and a bit of playfulness in the charm...

The audience looked at Chuhe with a little horror...

It's not uncommon to see big men in women's clothing, but there are not many big men with female voices.

Jiang Xiaorou, who was also watching the live broadcast, sprayed water on the screen.

That "Aha?" was clearly her voice...

Thinking of the last line of the lyrics again, Jiang Xiaorou felt a little dumbfounded.

Chuhe's singing has just begun

"you will not get hurt"

A series of confusing English once again made the audience look confused. .

what is this?
Why do you feel so pitiful?
Chuhe said that this is just the beginning!

"girl"

"you will not get hurt"

After this almost chatty prologue ended, the main song began immediately.

"I really want to sing love songs and watch the most beautiful fireworks"

"Wandering in the city, my heart trembles for love"

"Once lost in the wind and rain, I fell in love with loneliness"

"Longing for the stars of the night, withered everything"

Hearing this, the audience suddenly realized that this is really a song, and it's as earthy as ever.

"Good guy, Chuhe really just opened his mouth when he wrote this kind of song? I'm numb, can't the square dance music be better?"

"Ren Chuhe said, I can sing well, but I won't sing, hey, I just play!"

"This guy likes the way you are depressed but have nothing to do with him!"

"Believe it or not, the whole network will be swiped by the lady again soon! It's too scary."

"The whole network? You may have misunderstood Chuhe's current influence. Immediately, you can hear the lady in every square, community lawn, and open space on the street!!!"

"Hahaha, it's too real!"

"girl"

"Aha?"

"I really want to sing love songs and watch the most beautiful fireworks"

"girl"

"Aha?"

Every time she sings this, Jiang Xiaorou feels a headache and wants to hit someone...

Chuhe didn't know that he was on the verge of death, repeatedly testing and still singing selflessly.

"Sing love songs with me and watch the most beautiful fireworks"

"Holding hands in the city, my love trembles for you"

"After leaving so much wind and rain, I fell in love with singing love songs"

"You are the star of the night, all my true love"

This is enough foreplay.

The audience also understood that this song is the follow-up to the song "Flying Freely", and there will be new dance songs for aunts in the future.

The lyrics are all love songs, and others can't hear the feeling of love songs.

Except for Chuhe, no original singer has this ability.

After the modulation, the climax of the whole song followed.

"It was the temptation given by Lang, I sang a love song"

"Pfft~"

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience collapsed collectively.

The temptation given by Shen Temo Lang.

Said you are not over yet, right?

Compared to waking up every day and going out is the temptation given by this sentence, they would rather be poisoned to death by that song "Flying Freely".

So torturous!
How hard is this Nima to write such a magical song!
"I thought the essence of this song was in that line of Aha, but I didn't expect that this is the soul of the whole song!"

"Hahaha, it was the temptation given by Lang, Chuhe, do you dare to be a little bit more cheap! Is this something people do?"

"Ren Chuhe said, I have cheaper ones, but I dare to sing, do you dare to listen?"

"Farewell!"

"."

The guitars are clearly pitched a few notches higher.

Chuhe's voice also became high-pitched.

"In the longing sky, there is a beautiful moonlight"

"It's the happiness that Lang gave me, and I dried up my loneliness"

"In the happy sky, you are my everything"

"Hey, don't tell me, this song is really nice!"

"Upstairs, I hope you can still say such brave and righteous words after this song repeats endlessly in your ears!"

"Haha, don't forget, this meow is the square dance Divine Comedy that aunts all over the country have been waiting for!"

"Help, I don't want Lang to wake me up every day!"

"No, it's also possible that Lang woke you up with a female voice, aha?"

"Haha, everyone in the studio is talented!"

After the loop, an exciting rap gave the audience a deeper understanding of this love song.

"showha, I embarked on a journey to find the world of the future"

"How would I go on without you by my side"

"If heaven and earth could be together forever"

"There will be a mark of love between our brows"

"."

"Lang, lang, lang, lang's heart, lang, lang, lang, lang's love"

"I vowed to keep it until the flowers bloom and I will never be lonely again"

"???"

The audience frantically brushed question marks, they were caught off guard by this rap.

This rap gave the whole song a new soul.

The original earthy love song has transformed into an earthy love song mixed with pop music elements!
The most intuitive feeling this change brings to the audience is that this song has become more earthy!

Is it really that dirty?
Chuhe said that it is indeed so dirty!
But soil can also be replaced by another word, that is grounded air!
The reason why those square dance divine songs are loved by middle-aged and elderly people is because they are down-to-earth enough!
You can't feel useless if you don't like it.

In the eyes of the older generation, the popular music that young people like is moaning without illness.

Same thing.

So in Chuhe's understanding, time is the only criterion for testing the quality of a song.

Good songs will definitely be sung, spreading laughter and love is what an anchor should do!
"It was the temptation given by Lang, I sang a love song"

"In the longing sky, there is a beautiful moonlight"

"It's the happiness that Lang gave me, and I dried up my loneliness"

"In the happy sky, you are my everything"

The last note fell, and the second square dance Divine Comedy was completely presented in front of the audience.

There were no cheers as expected, and the live broadcast room was eerily quiet.

"What to do, I really want to beat him now!"

A bullet screen that slowly floated out instantly detonated the live broadcast room.

"The group has been wiped out. If this guy is around for a day, we won't be able to live in peace!"

"If your mother hears what you said, she will probably kill you first!"

"Hahaha, I'm so fucking out of breath."

"From now on, Chuhe will be the son of the aunts all over the country, and the grandson of the old lady!"

"This shit is too real. With my mother's obsession with square dancing, it's really possible to kill my relatives for this guy!"

"Hahaha, for a long time to come, we have to face the fear brought by Chu River!"

The audience has already recognized the reality.

For today's aunts, children are just dispensable things in front of square dancing!
Chuhe, the only true god begins!

Long live square dancing!
(End of this chapter)