The witch has been chasing me for 5000 years

Chapter 73 Let go of that toilet
"vomit……"

Back home, after Xiao Xiang entered the door, he ran directly into the bathroom, as if he had reached the limit of endurance, and vomited while lying on the toilet.

Gao Xing walked behind, slowly entered the door, looked at Xiao Xiang who kept vomiting in the bathroom, and shook his head helplessly, he had seen motion sickness, seasickness, and this was the first time he saw swordsickness.

Fortunately, he didn't spit on Xiaobai's sword, otherwise Xiaobai would have cut it alive.

In the bathroom, after Xiao Xiang fed all the filth in his body to the toilet through his mouth, he finally felt better.

He looked in the mirror, touched the big bag on the top of his head that was smashed out by the scapegoat, and thought of the fat middle-aged man, he couldn't help cursing: "The uncle must have some brain problems. If you insist on dumping the blame on me, you are so sick, the whole family is sick!"

He walked out of the bathroom cursing, and Gao Xing stood in the living room, counting the spoils this time. Xiao Xiang looked at the hill-like ground spirit fruit and a dozen or so magical artifacts in front of him, and touched the big bag on his forehead with his hand. With a happy smile on his face, he suddenly realized that it was worth it.

After Gao Xing finished counting the magic weapon, he turned his head and glanced at him: "There are three swords here, you can choose one as your magic weapon, and this cassock is also a good flying magic weapon. If you don’t know how to fly with a sword, you can use it first.”

Xiao Xiang walked over and looked down at the three long swords quietly displayed on the floor. The first sword had a slender tip, delicate and elegant, and a picture of a cute girl was pasted on the scabbard. It looked like it was used by a girl. Yes, it should be Hao Xiao's relic.

The second handle is an ordinary long sword, which can be used by both men and women, and belongs to the general public.

The third handle is an epee with a length of more than five feet. It looks very clumsy, but it gives people a heavy and steady feeling.
Xiao Xiang thought for a while, and finally chose the third epee. He felt that the domineering swordsmanship he practiced should use this kind of domineering big sword, which is especially advantageous when cutting people.

"Next, we will spend more time on cultivation." Gao Xing said suddenly.

"En." Xiao Xiang nodded, picked up the epee, and carefully put it aside.

"If these ground spirit fruits are not eaten within seven days, they will rot." Gao Xing continued.

"Earth spirit fruit also has a shelf life?" Xiao Xiang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and muttered, "Can't it be stored in the refrigerator?"

Gao Xing shook his head, "It's useless. After seven days, the aura contained in the ground spirit fruit itself will quickly disappear and begin to rot."

"That is to say, we have to eat all these earth spirit fruits within these seven days?"

Xiao Xiang looked at the large bags of spiritual fruits in front of him, a little dumbfounded, and suddenly thought of a very important question, is this spiritual fruit... delicious?

Even if it's delicious, if you eat so much within seven days, will you get tired or constipated?

Gao Xing glanced at him, as if he knew what he was thinking, "Don't think about it, don't look at this spiritual fruit, which is white and tender, but tastes extremely bitter, if you don't believe me, try one."

Gao Xing took out a huge earth spirit fruit and threw it to him casually. After Xiaoxiang caught it, he took a look, frowned, and took a bite lightly. His teeth broke through the peel, and the milky white juice immediately flowed into his mouth.

For a moment, an unusually pungent bitterness filled the mouth, and Xiao Xiang's entire face immediately wrinkled together. This taste was like eating yellow lotus mixed with dog feces. The indescribable bitterness In the air, there was also a faint smell that irritated the nose and mouth.

Xiao Xiang just took a small bite, and tears came down.

But as long as he thought that this thing could improve his cultivation, he gritted his teeth, swallowed the pulp in his mouth without chewing, then swallowed, rolled his eyes, and almost lost his breath.

After a while, when he finished eating the whole ground spirit fruit, tears were streaming down his face. He felt that his sense of taste had been damaged, and he didn't want to eat anything today.

However, he clearly felt that his body was warm, as if there was heat in his body.

"Do you want more?" Gao Xing held a ground spirit fruit in his hand, and handed it over thoughtfully.

Xiao Xiang looked at the earth spirit fruit in his palm, and then looked up at the several large bags of earth spirit fruit in front of him. There was still a bitter smell in his mouth, which stimulated his sense of taste all the time. He suddenly felt that the coming week would be full of Without the darkness, there is nothing to love.

In the next week, Gao Xing spent more time on practice besides working hours every day. To Gao Xing's surprise, Xiao Xiang worked harder, only sleeping every day. For four hours, I desperately seized the time to practice.

In order to solve the bitterness of the earth spirit fruit, Xiao Xiang worked hard enough. After racking his brains, he bought a special juicer and came back, squeezed one-fifth of the earth spirit fruit into juice, put in a lot of sugar, and Make the remaining ground spirit fruit into salads, fruit soups, sweet soups, fruit cakes...

In short, he was thinking of various ways to weaken the bitterness of the ground spirit fruit itself. Fortunately, the most he put into the ground spirit fruit was sugar, which would not affect the aura of the ground spirit fruit itself.

After living for more than 3000 years (including before he died), Gao Xing knew for the first time that the ground spirit fruit can still be eaten in this way, which surprised him and opened a door to a new world for him.

Of course, during these seven days, Xiao Xiang's body obviously couldn't take it anymore because he ate the ground spirit fruit every day, he... was constipated.

I have to visit the bathroom many times a day, and sometimes I really can't stand the bitter and smelly smell of the ground spirit fruit, so I have to spit it out and feed it to the toilet intimately.

Seven days later, both Gao Xing and Xiao Xiang's cultivation had improved by leaps and bounds. With the help of these Earth Spirit Fruits, Gao Xing restored his 300-year cultivation. At this time, his body has 500 years of cultivation.

As for Xiao Xiang, he has a century-old cultivation base, but this week his cultivation base has improved too fast, and for the next period of time, Xiao Xiang will slow down his cultivation speed and stabilize his cultivation base.

In addition, at this time, Xiao Xiang's cultivation is already capable of learning how to fly with a sword, and he also needs to focus on this aspect.

Xiao Xiang is no better than Gao Xing. Before Gao Xing died, he already had 3000 years of cultivation. Now it is just a re-cultivation. The speed of cultivation is naturally several times faster than that of ordinary practitioners. Xiao Xiang has no foundation before. , can only practice step by step, there is no shortcut!
However, after only three months of knowing Gao Xing, he has transformed from an ordinary person into a practitioner with a hundred years of cultivation, which he never dared to imagine before.

It's just a pity that there were still dozens of Earth Spirit Fruits that hadn't been eaten in time, and when they took them out of the refrigerator, they were already rotten, which made Xiaoxiang very sad.

Gao Xing didn't think that solving so many Earth Spirit Fruits in a week was already their limit.

　Thanks to the book friend "Fei Da" for the reward.Thank you for your support O(∩_∩)O
　　
　
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