The years I was a birdman

Chapter 39 Black Snake
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were sitting on the sofa, looking at the split head in front of them with their buttocks on the stool, they still had a puzzled expression.

So Mr. Cui asked the two of them to describe in detail what happened to them. Zhang Shifei told how he and the fat man urinated and got electrocuted, then went to Yingzhou and met Chen Tuan, and finally practiced the magic of immortal bones turning into humans. The matter was told to him.

After listening to that part, he seemed a little embarrassed, as if he didn't know what to say, he scratched his head, and then said: "I didn't expect that what happened to you was even more bizarre than when I was young, and you all went to Yingzhou. It seems that you are very lucky."

What a fart, when the two of them thought about what happened in Yingzhou, they felt depressed, so the right and wrong said: "Do you believe our words so easily, you know, sometimes even we don't believe it ourselves."

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "Of course I believe it, because I already knew about those three gaps, and I have been to one of them."

The two were a little surprised when they heard it. It seemed that they were not the only unlucky ones, and this part had a similar experience, so Zhang Shifei asked casually, "What the hell are you doing?"

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then replied: "Let's make a long story short. Let me introduce myself formally. You already know my name just now. I am a modern Mr. Yin and Yang."

Mr Yin Yang?The two of them had only seen Mr. Zombie, and they really didn’t understand what Mr. Yin and Yang did. Seeing that they didn’t seem to understand, Cui Zuofei was a little embarrassed. He coughed lightly, and then said: “In other words, Have you seen The Exorcist?"

The two nodded, and the fat man said, "Marlon Brandy? It's an old movie, I've seen it."

The right and wrong smiled, and then said: "It's Brando, forget it, it doesn't matter, just listen to me, don't interrupt."

Speaking of this, he continued: "Compared to the TV, I am not so beautiful. After all, this is the real society, but I don't need me to explain. You should understand that there are many things in this society that we can't see with the naked eye. If they exist, they can be said to be safety hazards that affect people’s lives, and I am the one who eliminates these safety hazards, similar to cleaners.”

Then Mr. Cui said: "Didn't you see the moth player just now? It came to look for you. You two don't know how dangerous your situation is now."

The most dangerous person is you, right? The two of them glanced at this part, but they didn't know why. They didn't like Mr. Cui, so Zhang Shifei said, "Do you want us to really believe you? Learn from you." What kind of shit?"

Originally, he and Li Lanying stayed in Yingzhou for half a year, and they finally came back, but they seemed to be involved in some trouble, even monsters came out, which made them very angry. Knowing that they both want to get back into their bodies right now, and continue chasing girls, whatever.

But suddenly, they split up and asked them to save some shit world. The tone was quite strong, which made the two of them very upset.

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "It's probably like this, but don't get me wrong, I don't want to teach you, especially for a prodigal like you two, I feel disgusted just by looking at it."

"Who are you talking about!!" The two got angry, and Fatty Li got up and grabbed a bench, then glared at the parted head.

The branch said slowly: "What's the matter, do you still want to do something?"

The two of them didn't speak, but their fierce eyes could already prove it. The parting in front of them was really disgusting. Zhang Shifei thought that if it was similar to his name, it would be fine if he spoke so arrogantly. It would be impossible not to teach him a lesson.

Then Mr. Cui turned his face when he saw that they were at odds, and without saying anything, he got up and walked to the door, and said as he walked: "Okay, if you don't show some color to you, you won't accept it, come on." Bar."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other, and then followed out without saying a word, only to see that Mr. Cui walked out, facing them about ten steps away, with his left hand in his pocket and his right hand flat, and said: "You two are the best!" Use the power of the fairy bone, otherwise, there is no chance at all."

fart! !Fatty Li yelled, although Chen Tuan seemed to have said this before, but he was still very angry when he was split up in front of him. You must know that his strength is not bad, even if the string of beads in his hand can suppress him bear However, at this moment, he is still amazingly powerful, besides, he was also the top bully in the school before, and he has never suffered a disadvantage in fighting, so he shouted: "See how I beat you in a while!"

Zhang Shifei didn't speak, but he was also full of anger at this time. Looking at the thin split in front of him, he didn't look like he could fight.

But the other guy said calmly: "I advise you two to go up together, save some time and talk about serious things!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Lanying lost her mind and rushed over at once, came to Mr. Cui in two or three steps, raised his fist and smashed Mr. Cui's head, thinking about this in his heart No matter how you say it all at once, you can knock this part unconscious. When he faints, the two of them will get out of the way, who cares!
But I saw that Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then turned sideways to avoid the punch, and it was too late to say that he bowed his waist, did not take out his left hand in his trouser pocket, but just clenched his right hand to greet him On the fat man's belly, his speed is astonishingly fast, and his power seems to be outrageous.

Originally, the fat man was full of fat, and he was most proud of resisting beatings, but this punch hit the fat man's belly full of fat, which made him make a sound like killing a pig, and he immediately knelt on the ground , snot and tears came out, panting heavily.

Mr. Cui on the side sighed, and then said: "And you, do you want to come together when he is better or come alone?"

Seeing Li Lanying being beaten, Zhang Shifei was instantly ablaze with anger. He never thought that this split was so powerful! !But at this moment, he couldn't take care of it anymore, he couldn't calm down when his brother was beaten, he also yelled and rushed over!
Zhang Shifei was fond of fighting since he was a child, and he knew the way to do it. After running two steps, he stretched out his left hand to greet the left face of the split head, and the split head swung his head back and dodged it, but Zhang Shifei But he laughed, this is just a false move, the insidious one is still behind, I saw that his punch was not round yet, his right foot suddenly exerted strength, and he greeted the split brag!

This is the way street gangsters fight, no matter how insidious it is, it is enough to knock people down.

But this split failed. He seemed to know that Zhang Shifei would not play cards according to the routine. As soon as he dodged his left fist, his right hand directly grabbed Zhang Shifei's right foot. Zhang Shifei only felt There was a sharp pain in my calf, as if it was repeatedly grabbed by the vise.

Then Mr. Cui smiled, and then said unhurriedly: "Street Fighter Style 64, yes, it's the same as before, I'm a little proud of you."

How could Zhang Shifei have the time to retort at this time, he was in severe pain, but he still didn't give up, instead, he was quick-witted, closed his eyes, and the fairy bone in his heart was working, and the blue light flashed, revealing his true colors.

Mr. Cui felt that his right hand was loosened, and a huge peacock suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. The peacock flapped its wings and flew into the sky.

Mr. Cui smiled and said: "Peacock, this fairy bone is quite rare, but do you think you can defeat me like this?"

Zhang Shifei in the sky broke into a cold sweat. He didn't expect to have such a strange power when he split his head, but he couldn't get off the tiger at this moment, so he had to try it no matter what!So he had an idea in his mind, and he was going to make a dive. Although it was not very good-looking, let's talk about it after scratching the face of this grandson!

Thinking of this, he flew high into the sky, then folded his wings and fell towards Mr. Cui in a free fall, but when he was halfway down, something happened in front of him that would scare him to pee his pants things.

I saw that Mr. Cui's body had undergone a strange change. His right hand was constantly emitting black air, and the black air instantly enveloped Mr. Cui's body, and quickly took shape. It looked like a huge Like a black snake! !

Seeing this strange change of Mr. Cui, Li Lanying opened her mouth wide in fright. Zhang Shifei, who was in a free fall and prepared to attack Mr. Cui with the shape of Tathagata palm, was frightened. He opened his mouth wide, and the wind when he fell was pouring into his stomach like desperately.

This feels very familiar to Zhang Shifei, it is clearly the breath of fairy bones! !what happened! ?

Could it be that Mr. Cui is also a monster? ?

Mr. Cui smiled evilly with half of his face: "I finally understand why those three asked me to train you two, come on, let me, the black snake bone, teach your peacock bone."

After all, the upper end of the snake-like black air covering his body suddenly lifted up, like a snake's head. The snake's head opened its mouth, and you could vaguely see something in the shape of fangs. Mr. Cui smiled wickedly, looking up at the sky and waiting This poor fat chicken is about to fall down.

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