The years I was a birdman

Chapter 44 The First Event

On a sunny morning, the two were discharged from the hospital.

In fact, the two of them have been fine for a long time. It is a waste of youth to stay in the hospital, but it is hard to regain their freedom. Parents are busy. Of course, they need to go home first, take a shower and change their clothes, and then plunge into the hot The career of picking up girls is in progress.

Dogs can't change eating shit. In fact, Zhang Shifei didn't want to go. He suddenly felt that it was very boring, but Fatty Li kept trying to persuade him. As the saying goes, what young people pay attention to is obscene and obscene. After half a year of semi-automatic, I won't turn back to meat today. I really wronged myself so much that I completely forgot what Mr. Cui had entrusted to me.

The two first went home and took a nap, and then when night fell, they went to the KTV they often went to very energetically. They didn't ask their names for a sensual game. Fatty Li was very happy, but Zhang Shifei was completely out of shape. He suddenly felt that the loud music in the box and the women painted like masks were incompatible with him at the moment, making him unable to indulge in it as before.

I don't know what kind of wind it is. Since returning to Harbin, every night, his mind will be very chaotic. He thinks about things that are not available. Sometimes he thinks about himself and is depressed. So he shook his head, picked up a bottle of Heineken, and poured it into his stomach.

The fat man is very vulgar, and he started talking about love business again. The girls on the side are still shouting, just like half a year ago, but at this moment and that moment, Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then drank too much.

After regaining a human body, there is no need to go back to the past. Thinking about drinking a jar of white wine in Yingzhou, it’s okay, but that’s because animals absorb alcohol faster than humans. Now it’s almost midnight, and the two of them drank about ten bottles of beer , it was already a little disgusting, but the night had just begun, Zhang Shifei wanted to go home, but was stopped by Fatty Li, he looked wretchedly at the few beautiful girls next to him, and then turned to Zhang Shifei. Shi Fei said: "I think you are being fooled by Yingzhou, what time is it, now you go home, are you afraid of being scratched by the wire again?"

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and then asked, "Where are you going if you don't go home?"

The fat man laughed loudly, and then said: "Then what's the point of talking about a boy?"

After all, he hugged the two chicks with a wretched look on his face. Zhang Shifei looked at him, but he was not interested at all. He seemed to be back to the previous confused time. Just as he was about to talk, the phone in his pocket rang , He took it out and saw that the phone number was still unfamiliar, so he picked it up and said, "Who are you looking for?"

The voice on the other side of the phone rang: "Who are you looking for? Of course it is you two."

Zhang Shifei shuddered when he heard the voice. It was clearly Mr. Cui, the perverted writer who could only half-smile, so he cheered up, thinking that it's not even Saturday yet, he came to me What are you two doing?

To say that he really didn't like Mr. Cui in his heart, so he said impatiently: "It's not Saturday yet, why are you calling?"

Mr. Cui on the other side of the phone was also obviously impatient, he said: "Stop talking nonsense, brother, do you think that monsters will wait for holidays to harm people just like going to work? Damn it, if you want to become a human as soon as possible, you should come over."

Mr. Cui didn't talk nonsense, and hung up the phone after saying this sentence. The fat man next to him saw that Zhang Shifei looked a little depressed, so he said to him: "What's wrong, who is calling?"

Zhang Shifei stuffed the phone into his pocket, then said to the fat man with a wry smile, "You can't play tonight, so you called separately, saying there is something wrong, let us go over."

Depressed, this feeling of being led by the nose by others, but there is no way, the two of them just now remembered that although they returned to their own bodies, there was still a time bomb buried in this body. His uncle.

Li Lanying cursed in the back seat of the taxi, and Zhang Shifei smiled wryly as he sat in the front, and said nothing. There were not many cars on the street at night, especially on the more remote streets. The cars returned quickly, but they were quite stable.

The taxi driver was a middle-aged man. Seeing the outfits of the two of them, he knew that they were the legendary rich second generation of Kaizi. Now he was going to the road outside the road. Son, it’s late to go over there, where should I spend my money? Can I recommend two places? I’ve been there, it’s pretty good, and the price is pretty cheap. There’s a long one that’s really good, that chick~~ Hey, you two must like it .”

Zhang Shifei was a little speechless. You said that some taxi drivers are so stupid that they treat them as clients of prostitutes, so he shook his head and said, "You can drive your car."

But Li Lanying behind him became interested, he can't do without a woman, so he wrote down the address provided by the taxi driver, the name was very domineering, it was called 'Wolf Howl', Fatty Li had a mobile phone and wrote it down, ready to try in the future Take a look at the outside style.

Not long after, the taxi stopped on the side of the road in front of Fuzetang, the two got out of the car, walked straight to Fuzetang, opened the store door, and saw Mr. Beside the computer in the corner, there was a wretched QQ Doudizhu.

The anger in Zhang Shifei's heart, you are so leisurely when you called us so late, and the fat man is not so fuel-efficient. If it weren't for this grandson, he would have already opened the house by now, so he said impatiently: "Break up, what's the matter calling us here so late?"

Mr. Cui in front of the computer looked back at the two of them, then smiled and waved to them: "Come on, find a place to sit first, and we'll talk after I'm done playing."

The two felt aggrieved, what kind of attitude did they have, but they couldn't help it, they were not fuel-efficient, and this split was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so they sat on the sofa and cursed this split with their eyes.

I don't know if it's because of the curse. After about 2 minutes, Mr. Cui seemed to have lost all his beans. He got up cursing and walked towards the two of them. He sat in front of them and said, "Okay, let's talk about it." Let's talk business."

What serious business?The two asked, only to see that Mr. Cui stretched his waist, and then said to the two: "To make a long story short, I have already told you two what we did before, I thought those demon eggs would not do evil so quickly, You two can have enough time to practice, but I encountered an interesting thing today, ah, by the way, speaking of this, do you two know what this Fuzetang is for?"

Then Mr. Cui changed the subject and asked the two of them, they naturally shook their heads, only to see that Mr. Cui said: "Okay, let me explain again."

According to what Mr. Cui said, his small shop is doing legal business on weekdays. It is called selling Buddha statues to promote Buddhist culture, but what others don’t know is that sometimes, this small shop also accepts those The unknown job is to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits for people. This is not surprising, because Mr. Cui once said before that his real identity is Mr. Yin and Yang. In foreign countries, he is also known as an exorcist. I am surprised that those who work in this industry in China are far less lucky than their counterparts abroad. If they are not careful, they will be labeled as a feudal superstition. Therefore, they often need a legitimate business as a cover, and this business is mostly idle. small shop.

Because in the old society, many yin and yang men made a living by opening a shop, but due to the particularity of their occupation, they often also do other part-time jobs, such as opening a fortune-telling center and Jishantang (Buddhist hall) , Coffin Shop, Yizhuang and so on.They are usually open for business, and when something happens, they resume their other identity to cast down demons and eliminate demons among the people.

When Mr. Cui talked about this, he said to the two of them: "This store belonged to my former brother. He left it to me after he died, including the customer base he had already built. Your parents know this. , Therefore, in this Harbin, if anyone offends the evil spirits, most of them will come here."

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying nodded. Anyway, the two of them have even met the gods, and now they are not surprised to see some bullshit yin and yang exorcists. Zhang Shifei took out a cigarette and lit it, then took a deep breath and said: "Then, don't tell us, you want us to open a shop called Mr. Shit Yin Yang or The Exorcist."

Then Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said: "Of course not. Mr. Yin Yang needs a Dao name. You two are in special circumstances. You are not human, you are not a monster, and you will not have a Dao name."

Then Li Lanying yawned, and then said: "You can just say that we are transvestites, do you need to turn around and scold like this? Okay, let's get to the point quickly, and keep it short, we have to catch up Go home and sleep."

Mr. Cui saw that the two of them were not willing to listen, so he didn't bother, and said, "Tonight, a guest came to the store..."

Mr. Cui said that he stayed up late last night to play online games, and he only got up this afternoon. After opening the store, there were no customers coming to his door, so he also ended up playing Doudizhu again in his leisure time. For many years, Mr. Cui had never seen him before, and it was obviously the first time he came here. Seeing that the man's expression was awkward, and there was a hint of blackness between his brows, so Mr. Cui stepped forward to ask him, and the man hesitated for a long time Only then did he tell the truth. It turned out that the man said he had run into a ghost.

"Breaking ghosts?" Zhang Shifei asked. Originally, he couldn't understand the words spoken by the other party. The exorcist also plays online games?But later, when he heard the word bumping ghosts, he thought of the incident that he was fooled by a silly B in the hospital a few days ago, and he wondered where there are so many ghosts in this world what!

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said: "Yes, he was introduced by one of my regular customers, saying that he had been dreaming of the same woman for the past two days, and went to him with a monster in his arms. I strangled his neck for three consecutive days, and I almost strangled him in a dream yesterday, when he woke up, he found that there were red handprints on his neck, so he came to me for help."

"And then?" Both of them became interested when they heard the story. When Mr. Cui saw the two people asking, he said to them: "Then? Then I agreed. This is a good opportunity. For the two of you For someone who is not even a novice, it can be regarded as the first test."

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